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Posted 2 years agoWhen you've been deeply depressed and anxious so you buy some snacks to help you feel better but then you eat way too much way too fast and make yourself violently ill but as a kid you unwisely trained yourself not to throw up because it was awful so now you can't throw up and it's worse so you're stuck in the bathroom praying to entities you aren't sure exist but you really hope they do as you ask them to please just get this shit out of you and you promise never to do this to yourself again meanwhile you're so uncomfortable and desperate to feel relief but now your clothes feel like they're constricting you and suffocating you so you take everything off and sit naked sweating on the toilet on the edge of tears because you feel alone and scared and you wish someone was there to take care of you and make you feel better but there isn't anyone and you wouldn't want them to see you in this state and so it's up to you so you start singing Smash Mouth's All-Star to distract yourself from your suffering but you've gotta be quiet because it's 3am and everyone else is asleep so you're not so much singing as you are whimpering that you're Not The Sharpest Tool in the Shed and it's about that time that you picture Shrek triumphantly bursting out of his outhouse but you're in a delirium so it's all warped and distorted and the only thing you can focus on is that Shrek was green and you like green and you listened to frogs chirping to help you sleep last night and frogs are green and some can change their gender at will and you've really been vibing with frogs lately and anyway that's how you decided your fursona probably should be a cute frog.
Another trip around the sun
Posted 4 years agoYep. Birthday. I'm sick. Hooray.
Go check out this fantastic artist! - Osiriix
Posted 5 years ago
OsiriixYou ever want to open up about yourself but...
Posted 5 years agoYou ever want to open up about yourself but when you read what you want to share, you feel stupid and just delete the whole thing?
I am woman, hear me groan
Posted 5 years agoThe past couple of years have been difficult, and 2020 has certainly been no exception.
I divorced my wife, have been continuing HRT to transition to female, and I've been getting help with my depression, anger, and anxiety through medication. But it's been a bumpy road since I stopped taking everything for a few weeks after the divorce process began. Regardless, I'm happier living as the woman I've always felt I was supposed to be, regardless of the difficulties that come with it. The divorce sucked, but ultimately I am better off and can, I hope, eventually find somebody whose life I can improve but I do not need to 'fix.'
I've done a lot more work with 3D models over the past year or two, which has been great, but at the same time I have drawn next to nothing for at least a year and it is proving to be very difficult to get back in to it. I want to, deeply, but in the meantime I am happy to be improving other skills.
That's about it for this journal. I want to try to update my gallery and journals more frequently, but I'm not sure what I'm going to be doing just yet. We'll see what the future holds.
Right now I'm primarily focusing on getting through the days.
I divorced my wife, have been continuing HRT to transition to female, and I've been getting help with my depression, anger, and anxiety through medication. But it's been a bumpy road since I stopped taking everything for a few weeks after the divorce process began. Regardless, I'm happier living as the woman I've always felt I was supposed to be, regardless of the difficulties that come with it. The divorce sucked, but ultimately I am better off and can, I hope, eventually find somebody whose life I can improve but I do not need to 'fix.'
I've done a lot more work with 3D models over the past year or two, which has been great, but at the same time I have drawn next to nothing for at least a year and it is proving to be very difficult to get back in to it. I want to, deeply, but in the meantime I am happy to be improving other skills.
That's about it for this journal. I want to try to update my gallery and journals more frequently, but I'm not sure what I'm going to be doing just yet. We'll see what the future holds.
Right now I'm primarily focusing on getting through the days.
Holy shit it's been two years?
Posted 6 years agoDamn, two years since my last journal, and over one year since my last upload.
So a lot has been going on, and I don't...really know how to communicate it all, or what's worth telling and what isn't.
My wife helped me realize that I have been unhappy with being male ever since I was a kid, and just about Christmas time last year I came out to friends and family as transgender. Been making slow progress towards the goal of converting this meat chassis from male to female, but I've had tons of support from friends and family, and even at work.
Meanwhile, I haven't drawn very much in quite some time--about a year, I guess. But I haven't stopped creating. No, in fact... I purchased a 3D printer and have been focusing most of my creativity into 3D models to be printed out on that.
I guess other than those things, life's just moving forward, you know? I've retreated from my online presence a bit but have been happier with my life as a whole.
Dunno where else to go with this, except to say to all of my friends who follow me here and haven't heard from me in a long time, I'm sorry about that. I'll try to be a little more active here from time to time, maybe upload some images of my more recent work.
ILY guys. <3
So a lot has been going on, and I don't...really know how to communicate it all, or what's worth telling and what isn't.
My wife helped me realize that I have been unhappy with being male ever since I was a kid, and just about Christmas time last year I came out to friends and family as transgender. Been making slow progress towards the goal of converting this meat chassis from male to female, but I've had tons of support from friends and family, and even at work.
Meanwhile, I haven't drawn very much in quite some time--about a year, I guess. But I haven't stopped creating. No, in fact... I purchased a 3D printer and have been focusing most of my creativity into 3D models to be printed out on that.
I guess other than those things, life's just moving forward, you know? I've retreated from my online presence a bit but have been happier with my life as a whole.
Dunno where else to go with this, except to say to all of my friends who follow me here and haven't heard from me in a long time, I'm sorry about that. I'll try to be a little more active here from time to time, maybe upload some images of my more recent work.
ILY guys. <3
Expressions are hard!
Posted 8 years agoDrawing expressions is really hard, guys! Especially when your character's eyes often aren't even visible. You might think that'd make it easier, but it doesn't! It's harder!
Signal boost: Emergency Sale by JonFreeman!
Posted 10 years agoIf you like cute chibis and bust sketches, you should check this artist out! He's in need of some finances in a hurry anyway, and is having a really good sale on drawings!
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Merry Christmas
Posted 10 years agoMerry Christmas, everyone! And if you don't celebrate the holiday, I hope you have a pleasant weekend regardless!
Solar. Freakin'. Roadways. Check it out and spread the word!
Posted 11 years agoI've been watching the progress on this project for a while, and I'm excited to see it actually catching on on Facebook and here on FA. I know some of you may be tired of seeing these journals, but I feel it is important that as many people know about this as possible. It would make a massive difference in the world's economy and forward progress, not to mention helping to keep down global warming. Take some time to look into it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlTA3rnpgzU
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/solar-roadways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlTA3rnpgzU
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/solar-roadways
A question for my fellow artists: practicing clothing.
Posted 11 years agoHow do you guys go about getting better at drawing more realistic clothing? Do you simply study reference images of real clothing and try to copy it? I'm finding folds in cloth to be aggravatingly difficult to draw.
Drawing women in sweaters...
Posted 11 years agoDrawing women in sweaters is more fun than I thought it would be. In that same regard, drawing women at all is proving to be more fun than I thought it would be, and that's great! I feel really confident that my skill is improving toward the goal I set for myself. I want to be able to draw my own characters in the scenes I would commission other people to do for me-- not so that I can avoid paying other artists, but so I don't have to rely on somebody else to draw what is in my mind.
An example of what I imagine while listening to music...
Posted 12 years agoThis is an example of what I imagine while listening to music (using the linked music as an example), as well as why I want to get better at drawing. I want to be able to illustrate these things!
Music: Xtortion Audio - Mechanics of War. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8v6D7qoQ0M
Character: Rozlynn FLU-X; a runaway android who chose the life of a space-drifting mechanic, rather than submit to decommission when her model number became obsolete. She uses the jack on the end of her tail to interface with ships and mechs (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10946863/)
The mech which I imagine Rozlynn piloting: http://grogheads.com/wp-content/upl.....13-Warjack.jpg
(I think Warjacks are robots, not mechs, but it's pretty close in design to what I imagined.)
0:00: During the intro, Roz walks up to a shitty-but-functional mech and climbs into it, then as the music gets heavy (around 0:10), she locks herself inside the mech and charges into battle, firing off missiles and unloading heavy machine guns...
The battle rages on with myriad action scenes such as her rocket-jumping into the air and landing on top of a group of soldiers, launching a carpet of mines behind her mech as she crouches for another jump, and then leaps away, leaving the mines behind for the unsuspecting adversaries who were running up to attack her (explosions at about 0:55)
At about 1:19, smoke clears, and the battlefield seems to be empty. Roz looks around with a suspicious look on her face. Too easy...
At 1:29, she begins searching the devastated battleground for more adversaries, while a massive centipede creature crawls quietly up from behind a huge broken tower--likely what used to be a skyscraper.
At 1:34-9, the monster rears up behind her, preparing to strike...
At 1:40, Roz whirls around to meet the attack, blocking with the mech's arms crossed to form a shield.
Melee combat fills the rest of the track's length, with Roz and the monster trading blows, coming to a climax at about 2:03, when Roz delivers a skull-crushing combo to the creature's head, ending at 2:06 with a time-skip forward to Rozlynn sitting on the mech's shoulder, front hatch open and smoke pouring out, with the creature laying dead in the background.
Roz gives the camera a thumbs-up and a wink at 2:07, and the image freezes as the music ends.
Fade to black.
Music: Xtortion Audio - Mechanics of War. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8v6D7qoQ0M
Character: Rozlynn FLU-X; a runaway android who chose the life of a space-drifting mechanic, rather than submit to decommission when her model number became obsolete. She uses the jack on the end of her tail to interface with ships and mechs (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10946863/)
The mech which I imagine Rozlynn piloting: http://grogheads.com/wp-content/upl.....13-Warjack.jpg
(I think Warjacks are robots, not mechs, but it's pretty close in design to what I imagined.)
0:00: During the intro, Roz walks up to a shitty-but-functional mech and climbs into it, then as the music gets heavy (around 0:10), she locks herself inside the mech and charges into battle, firing off missiles and unloading heavy machine guns...
The battle rages on with myriad action scenes such as her rocket-jumping into the air and landing on top of a group of soldiers, launching a carpet of mines behind her mech as she crouches for another jump, and then leaps away, leaving the mines behind for the unsuspecting adversaries who were running up to attack her (explosions at about 0:55)
At about 1:19, smoke clears, and the battlefield seems to be empty. Roz looks around with a suspicious look on her face. Too easy...
At 1:29, she begins searching the devastated battleground for more adversaries, while a massive centipede creature crawls quietly up from behind a huge broken tower--likely what used to be a skyscraper.
At 1:34-9, the monster rears up behind her, preparing to strike...
At 1:40, Roz whirls around to meet the attack, blocking with the mech's arms crossed to form a shield.
Melee combat fills the rest of the track's length, with Roz and the monster trading blows, coming to a climax at about 2:03, when Roz delivers a skull-crushing combo to the creature's head, ending at 2:06 with a time-skip forward to Rozlynn sitting on the mech's shoulder, front hatch open and smoke pouring out, with the creature laying dead in the background.
Roz gives the camera a thumbs-up and a wink at 2:07, and the image freezes as the music ends.
Fade to black.
It's mah birfday
Posted 12 years agoI'm 25 years old today, and what's on my mind is finding a new job and a new place to live. Not the greatest thing to be thinking about on one's birthday, but certainly not the worst.
Ah well.
Ah well.
My art is progressing nicely
Posted 12 years agoI am finally to a point with my skill in art that I actually impress myself with its quality. I still have a long way to go, many things to learn and improve upon, and many things which I still do not feel that I am capable of producing with any kind of quality... But despite that, I am happy to see my skill improving so much. I am happy and proud that I finally told myself "enough wishing I was better. It's time to MAKE it happen!" several years ago and kept on drawing despite my self-doubt. If I had allowed that doubt to continue to hold me back, I wouldn't be anywhere near as good as I am now, nor as good as I will be a few years from now.
Thanks to everybody who has encouraged me in the past and those who encourage me now and in the future. It helps a lot.
- Twi.
Thanks to everybody who has encouraged me in the past and those who encourage me now and in the future. It helps a lot.
- Twi.
This journal has no point except . . .
Posted 13 years agoEXCEPT HATE
. . . Inside joke, guys. I love you all, even though I don't know you. That's right, even you. Yes, you! Purely platonic, though.
. . . Inside joke, guys. I love you all, even though I don't know you. That's right, even you. Yes, you! Purely platonic, though.
Sparrow13's Monsterrify drawings; get one free!
Posted 13 years ago
sparrow13's doing commissions, but you can get a free bust-up drawing for advertising his journal like the dirty, dirty whore you are! Just like me!http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3844815/
Tits.
Posted 13 years agoTits are hard to draw. Seriously.
Politics on the dance floor
Posted 13 years agoWhile I was playing SecondLife, a group meant for an online virtual dance club started chatting about some nonsense, when somebody began talking about how much they hate Obama, and will vote for Mitt Romney just so Obama doesn't get re-elected.
At first I ignored their banter, not wanting to encourage political "discussion" in a chatroom for an online virtual dance club...politics seem out of place, no? And yet it continues, and snowballs, and more people start talking, and it's nothing but a bunch of pissants bitching and moaning about how much Obama sucks, but nothing intellectual is actually said, just a bunch of crap. Finally I tired of it and asked them to take their political bullshit out of the group chat, as that's not what it's for. Their response? Telling me to remove them from the group if I don't like it. Obviously they know I can't do that, but really? That's the response? If I don't like your political nonsense being spouted like diarrhea in a chat room, I can just suck it?
This is why I hate politics. Not the intricacies of the system, but the completely moronic way in which anybody seems to handle it. It's fine to have different opinions, it's fine to disagree, but to act like an asshole when somebody doesn't even argue with you, but simply asks you not to discuss it in a group chat meant for entertainment and enjoyment?
My agitated and insincere feeling is that these people can get hit by a bus and die horribly, and I would enjoy watching them being crushed by the wheels, brains spattering out onto the pavement.
Not really. But seriously, fuck these people.
At first I ignored their banter, not wanting to encourage political "discussion" in a chatroom for an online virtual dance club...politics seem out of place, no? And yet it continues, and snowballs, and more people start talking, and it's nothing but a bunch of pissants bitching and moaning about how much Obama sucks, but nothing intellectual is actually said, just a bunch of crap. Finally I tired of it and asked them to take their political bullshit out of the group chat, as that's not what it's for. Their response? Telling me to remove them from the group if I don't like it. Obviously they know I can't do that, but really? That's the response? If I don't like your political nonsense being spouted like diarrhea in a chat room, I can just suck it?
This is why I hate politics. Not the intricacies of the system, but the completely moronic way in which anybody seems to handle it. It's fine to have different opinions, it's fine to disagree, but to act like an asshole when somebody doesn't even argue with you, but simply asks you not to discuss it in a group chat meant for entertainment and enjoyment?
My agitated and insincere feeling is that these people can get hit by a bus and die horribly, and I would enjoy watching them being crushed by the wheels, brains spattering out onto the pavement.
Not really. But seriously, fuck these people.
Birthday
Posted 13 years agoAnother year's gone by, and I'm another year older this morning. The good part is, I don't feel nearly so depressed about my birthday today as I have for the last few years. Life's not so much in the shitter as it has been the last couple of years, so that's helping it to feel more like a good day than a bad one. And apparently on of my friends made a cake for me this year. Cooooooool...
SecondLife Shenanigans
Posted 13 years agoAeris Dawn LeSabre: WhaaaAAAAAAT?! Out of coffee again?! THIS SHALL NOT STAND! -- And you! Dell!
Dell Curtau: What is it?
Aeris: Where did you get that awesome top? :o
Dell: Born with it. -- Derp, no. It's from Graves
Aeris: Eeexcellent, thanks!
Dell: I don't think you'd look as good in it.
Aeris: Ouch. My feelings! D:
Dell ruffles your ponytail. "I'm kidding!"
Aeris: Too late! My self-confidence is dashed upon the pointy, pointy rocks made of your words!
Dell: How can I make it up to you?
Aeris searches her pockets. "Wait... Nevermind, I left my feelings at home. Silly me. XD Graves, eh? I'll check it out, thanks! :D"
Dell: Ooooh. In trade, I wanna know where you got the belt. That's a neat effect.
Aeris: I made my belt. :o
Dell: Oooouh~ You're one of those people... You know the ones. The ones with talent and stuff.
Aeris: I like to think so. Want one?
Dell: I'd dig on that belt pretty bad, you're pretty generous just to offer it to me. You sure I can't pay you something? Just as a reward for the effort. That is a really cool belt.
Aeris: Yes. Yes I am. But TOO BAD! You insulted me! TAKE THAT! >:O REVEEENGE!
Dell: D:<
Aeris: Yeah alright, that's enough revenge. Here ya go. Pay me whatever.
Dell: We'll see who has the last laugh!
Aeris tosses a Master Ball, bouncing it off Dell's head. >:O
Dell: NOOOOOOO! MAH FREEDOM!?
Aeris checks the belt. "Wait......DAMMIT! I threw the Mario Ball." >_<
Aeris's ball's moustache twitches.
Dell: Do you make everything here? Because I just found it today and I'm in love with the style on the tech-gear. I was looking for cyborg parts and it's by far my favorite
Aeris: Nah, Ash Soyinka makes most of the stuff here. A lot of it may be inspired by my work, but he's really taken off on his own with it.
Dell: Do you mind if I drop a posey stand?
Aeris: NEVERRRR! >:O But who cares what I say? It's not my place. :o
Dell gets the last laugh!
Aeris throws a Dell-Ball to capture you! It's actually a Dell computer and weighs quite a lot, knocking you unconcious, ready for the capturing!
Dell collapses, blood pouring out of her ears and mouth, ".... .chgall.. fuahgah.... "
Aeris: HAH!
Aeris calls an ambulance, planting C4 charges on the body, then detonates them once the body is loaded into the ambulance, finds they were actually Rice-Krispy treats, and is foiled once again. She raises her fists into the air. "Curse you, Deeeeell!!"
Aeris adds a name to her "Arch-Nemesis" list.
Dell wakes up, but it's too late! The screen goes temporarily black, letters sliding into it's field in quick succession. Each one heralded by a rainfall of electric noises... G-A-M-E-O-V-E-R...
Dell: DELL!? DEEEEEEELLL!? Dun-dun-DAH
Aeris smashes the machine in anger. "DAMMIT!"
Aeris sees somebody's Camera Viewpoint is centered on her inner thigh. "Stop looking up my skirt!" >:O
Dell doesn't stop.
Aeris shrugs and dances.
Dell bites her lower lip, "Did you make that part too..."
Aeris: Whaaat, the panties and junk? Nah, those are from the Feline av behind me here.
Dell chuckles. She was joking you nerd.
Aeris watches the joke fly way overhead into left field. "...Ah."
Aeris bellows with earth-shaking power. "FRESH COFFEE!" but finds nobody willing to get it for her, so goes to make some herself... BEGRUDGINGLY.
Dell rips down your undies while you're distracted, rushing off into the sandbox! HA-HA! You know what that sound is? It's the LAST laugh!
Aeris stands proud, allowing the world to see her glorious--PENIS! Falling down between her legs, dangling in all it's thick, meaty gloriousness, as two hot demon women poof into existence at her feet, hugging her legs and posing sexily. She stands like a hero amidst the flames of corruption, standing vigilant and steadfast, prepared to stop any evildoer who might oppose her. Because in this town, only Aeris Dawn LeSabre is allowed to be the prime evil, bitches! She then clears her throat, and utters a single laugh. "Ahem... Hah."
Dell stops running. She turns around slowly, her face placid with cock-shock, ... :| Whaa..."
Aeris' cock flutters in the wind like a flag of victory at the top of some ancient battleground.
Dell drops the stolen panties with a shrug of her arm. Her head shakes and her eyes close, "You win this round...."
Aeris lifts a mighty mug of coffee to her lips, blowing away the steam with a single puff of her fiery demon breath, and eyes you over the rim of her mug. "I win...forever..."
Dell slaps your cock, "SHADDUP. This ain't over!"
Aeris narrows her eyes, grasping her mighty dick, and swings it full circle, clubbing the side of your head with the heavy shaft. "Silence, whelp! Nobody, but NOBODY slaps my cock without giving a full once-over!"
Dell clenches her eyes shut as the cock impacts her cheek in slow motion, "NNOOOOOO" she growls in a half-tempo'd protest as she's knocked away.
Aeris watches in slow motion, the body tumbling across the land, impacting destroyted buildings and rubble left over from the apocolyptic dick wars in which she had been the constant victor. "Do yourself a favor, and don't get up..."
Dell slowly claws her way from the strewn rubble, the vast mountain range of crumbling buildings that had once been a city. Like one of the mangle girters, she rises from the carnage to jab her fist accusingly at the apathetic sky. On her hips, wrapped around her with the caress of the underwear she'd only just pilfered, sits an obelisk. The thick shaft is peppered with rivulets of neon light, it's base hissing with a billowing cloud of released steam. It growls. Dear god it growls. She charges toward you, the serpentine coil of mechanical parts aiming to out-slap you with a cock honed in the forges of technology. It is no ordinary strap-on, but a mecha-dick, "Is your name John Henry, bitch? I DUN THINK SO!" WHA-BAM!
Aeris stares with an apathetic aire of her own, watching with curiosity, this spectacle of unexpected rebellion. "Huh... That's new." she mutters, then prepares for the oncoming battle of the dicks. She starts by kicking away the beautiful demonesses at her feet, their bodies causing massive explosions where they struck the earth, unneccesary effects to rival The Michael-iest of Bays. She then leaps into the air, planting her magnificent dick in the ground as her mark of power, having detached her strapped-on wang to a flagpole to serve as her battle-standard during the impending conflict. She then reaches down to draw her secret weapon from her panties, but her confident grin slowly changes to a quizzical look of surprise as she remembers that her panties, where her weapon was stored, were absent... She heaves a sigh, at least taking some comfort in the cool breeze whispering under her skirt, and stands atop her flagpole, never at a loss for anime-inspired bullshit acrobatics. "Well shit."
Dell sends her mushroom to connect with Aeris' forehead with the force of an earthbound meteor. The stamp impacts the demon like the finger of a forgotten god. The camera having to zoom out to an orbiting satellite to see the noiseless explosion that rocks the pillars of the world.
Aeris' body is nowhere to be seen as the camera zooms back in to focus on the impact site. Seemingly defeated, the screen begins to fade to black as epic hero music plays, rising in a crescendo of epicness worthy only of the mightiest of heroes. But then...the earth rumbles, Dell's dick quivers, and falls to the ground, detached from the panties, which were being whisked off of her at that very moment. There, crouched and quickly standing before her, was Aeris, grasping her bright orange panties in hand, and producing a largely oversized, ridiculously wiggly and overall terrifyingly penis-like sword from within them. "Nice try..." she says, a completely out-of-the-blue breeze whipping by, tossing the two's hair to and fro, adding much drama and intrigue to the scene. "...but I've taken dicks to the face before."
-THE END?!-
TL;DR: Fuck off with your TL;DR shit! >:C Read it or get out!
Dell Curtau: What is it?
Aeris: Where did you get that awesome top? :o
Dell: Born with it. -- Derp, no. It's from Graves
Aeris: Eeexcellent, thanks!
Dell: I don't think you'd look as good in it.
Aeris: Ouch. My feelings! D:
Dell ruffles your ponytail. "I'm kidding!"
Aeris: Too late! My self-confidence is dashed upon the pointy, pointy rocks made of your words!
Dell: How can I make it up to you?
Aeris searches her pockets. "Wait... Nevermind, I left my feelings at home. Silly me. XD Graves, eh? I'll check it out, thanks! :D"
Dell: Ooooh. In trade, I wanna know where you got the belt. That's a neat effect.
Aeris: I made my belt. :o
Dell: Oooouh~ You're one of those people... You know the ones. The ones with talent and stuff.
Aeris: I like to think so. Want one?
Dell: I'd dig on that belt pretty bad, you're pretty generous just to offer it to me. You sure I can't pay you something? Just as a reward for the effort. That is a really cool belt.
Aeris: Yes. Yes I am. But TOO BAD! You insulted me! TAKE THAT! >:O REVEEENGE!
Dell: D:<
Aeris: Yeah alright, that's enough revenge. Here ya go. Pay me whatever.
Dell: We'll see who has the last laugh!
Aeris tosses a Master Ball, bouncing it off Dell's head. >:O
Dell: NOOOOOOO! MAH FREEDOM!?
Aeris checks the belt. "Wait......DAMMIT! I threw the Mario Ball." >_<
Aeris's ball's moustache twitches.
Dell: Do you make everything here? Because I just found it today and I'm in love with the style on the tech-gear. I was looking for cyborg parts and it's by far my favorite
Aeris: Nah, Ash Soyinka makes most of the stuff here. A lot of it may be inspired by my work, but he's really taken off on his own with it.
Dell: Do you mind if I drop a posey stand?
Aeris: NEVERRRR! >:O But who cares what I say? It's not my place. :o
Dell gets the last laugh!
Aeris throws a Dell-Ball to capture you! It's actually a Dell computer and weighs quite a lot, knocking you unconcious, ready for the capturing!
Dell collapses, blood pouring out of her ears and mouth, ".... .chgall.. fuahgah.... "
Aeris: HAH!
Aeris calls an ambulance, planting C4 charges on the body, then detonates them once the body is loaded into the ambulance, finds they were actually Rice-Krispy treats, and is foiled once again. She raises her fists into the air. "Curse you, Deeeeell!!"
Aeris adds a name to her "Arch-Nemesis" list.
Dell wakes up, but it's too late! The screen goes temporarily black, letters sliding into it's field in quick succession. Each one heralded by a rainfall of electric noises... G-A-M-E-O-V-E-R...
Dell: DELL!? DEEEEEEELLL!? Dun-dun-DAH
Aeris smashes the machine in anger. "DAMMIT!"
Aeris sees somebody's Camera Viewpoint is centered on her inner thigh. "Stop looking up my skirt!" >:O
Dell doesn't stop.
Aeris shrugs and dances.
Dell bites her lower lip, "Did you make that part too..."
Aeris: Whaaat, the panties and junk? Nah, those are from the Feline av behind me here.
Dell chuckles. She was joking you nerd.
Aeris watches the joke fly way overhead into left field. "...Ah."
Aeris bellows with earth-shaking power. "FRESH COFFEE!" but finds nobody willing to get it for her, so goes to make some herself... BEGRUDGINGLY.
Dell rips down your undies while you're distracted, rushing off into the sandbox! HA-HA! You know what that sound is? It's the LAST laugh!
Aeris stands proud, allowing the world to see her glorious--PENIS! Falling down between her legs, dangling in all it's thick, meaty gloriousness, as two hot demon women poof into existence at her feet, hugging her legs and posing sexily. She stands like a hero amidst the flames of corruption, standing vigilant and steadfast, prepared to stop any evildoer who might oppose her. Because in this town, only Aeris Dawn LeSabre is allowed to be the prime evil, bitches! She then clears her throat, and utters a single laugh. "Ahem... Hah."
Dell stops running. She turns around slowly, her face placid with cock-shock, ... :| Whaa..."
Aeris' cock flutters in the wind like a flag of victory at the top of some ancient battleground.
Dell drops the stolen panties with a shrug of her arm. Her head shakes and her eyes close, "You win this round...."
Aeris lifts a mighty mug of coffee to her lips, blowing away the steam with a single puff of her fiery demon breath, and eyes you over the rim of her mug. "I win...forever..."
Dell slaps your cock, "SHADDUP. This ain't over!"
Aeris narrows her eyes, grasping her mighty dick, and swings it full circle, clubbing the side of your head with the heavy shaft. "Silence, whelp! Nobody, but NOBODY slaps my cock without giving a full once-over!"
Dell clenches her eyes shut as the cock impacts her cheek in slow motion, "NNOOOOOO" she growls in a half-tempo'd protest as she's knocked away.
Aeris watches in slow motion, the body tumbling across the land, impacting destroyted buildings and rubble left over from the apocolyptic dick wars in which she had been the constant victor. "Do yourself a favor, and don't get up..."
Dell slowly claws her way from the strewn rubble, the vast mountain range of crumbling buildings that had once been a city. Like one of the mangle girters, she rises from the carnage to jab her fist accusingly at the apathetic sky. On her hips, wrapped around her with the caress of the underwear she'd only just pilfered, sits an obelisk. The thick shaft is peppered with rivulets of neon light, it's base hissing with a billowing cloud of released steam. It growls. Dear god it growls. She charges toward you, the serpentine coil of mechanical parts aiming to out-slap you with a cock honed in the forges of technology. It is no ordinary strap-on, but a mecha-dick, "Is your name John Henry, bitch? I DUN THINK SO!" WHA-BAM!
Aeris stares with an apathetic aire of her own, watching with curiosity, this spectacle of unexpected rebellion. "Huh... That's new." she mutters, then prepares for the oncoming battle of the dicks. She starts by kicking away the beautiful demonesses at her feet, their bodies causing massive explosions where they struck the earth, unneccesary effects to rival The Michael-iest of Bays. She then leaps into the air, planting her magnificent dick in the ground as her mark of power, having detached her strapped-on wang to a flagpole to serve as her battle-standard during the impending conflict. She then reaches down to draw her secret weapon from her panties, but her confident grin slowly changes to a quizzical look of surprise as she remembers that her panties, where her weapon was stored, were absent... She heaves a sigh, at least taking some comfort in the cool breeze whispering under her skirt, and stands atop her flagpole, never at a loss for anime-inspired bullshit acrobatics. "Well shit."
Dell sends her mushroom to connect with Aeris' forehead with the force of an earthbound meteor. The stamp impacts the demon like the finger of a forgotten god. The camera having to zoom out to an orbiting satellite to see the noiseless explosion that rocks the pillars of the world.
Aeris' body is nowhere to be seen as the camera zooms back in to focus on the impact site. Seemingly defeated, the screen begins to fade to black as epic hero music plays, rising in a crescendo of epicness worthy only of the mightiest of heroes. But then...the earth rumbles, Dell's dick quivers, and falls to the ground, detached from the panties, which were being whisked off of her at that very moment. There, crouched and quickly standing before her, was Aeris, grasping her bright orange panties in hand, and producing a largely oversized, ridiculously wiggly and overall terrifyingly penis-like sword from within them. "Nice try..." she says, a completely out-of-the-blue breeze whipping by, tossing the two's hair to and fro, adding much drama and intrigue to the scene. "...but I've taken dicks to the face before."
-THE END?!-
TL;DR: Fuck off with your TL;DR shit! >:C Read it or get out!
It's about damn time I bought some commissions!
Posted 13 years agoSeriously. It has been forever since I bought any commissions of my characters. More than that, it's been a very long time since I have been able to safely afford to pay for commissions! Now I've got a steady job, at least for the summer, and my bills are being taken care of for the time being. Now seems like a good time to get a few commissions (while I've got the extra income) and stop feeling sorry for myself because everybody else has had more s- I mean, gotten more commissions than me!
Not going to go crazy and spend up all of my money though...must restrain myself...
Not going to go crazy and spend up all of my money though...must restrain myself...
Art trading?
Posted 13 years agoNext week is Finals week for me, and after that I am more or less free through the summer, up until early to mid-August. I hope to be drawing a lot more often, working on drawing figures, etc. Until I get better at that, however, I don't like to draw my characters because I despise how I make them look. Honestly, I'm good at drawing scenery and weaponry, but drawing figures is...aggravating.
That being said, I am interested to know if anybody who considers himself or herself to be a decent artist would be interested in trading art. I want my character(s) drawn, and in return I would draw weapons for them. I am not sure how appealing the idea is, but I'll never find out if I don't ask, aye? So please let me know if you would be interested!
That being said, I am interested to know if anybody who considers himself or herself to be a decent artist would be interested in trading art. I want my character(s) drawn, and in return I would draw weapons for them. I am not sure how appealing the idea is, but I'll never find out if I don't ask, aye? So please let me know if you would be interested!
Why I don't often comment on artwork anymore
Posted 13 years agoMy dear fellow artists,
Tonight, I felt compelled to inform you (any of you who read this,) that I usually have a comment, a constructive criticism, or sometimes a short comment of glowing praise in mind when I look at your artwork. Sometimes I go ahead and leave these comments on your artwork, but most of the time, I remain silent, keeping my opinions to myself. The reason for this is, simply, that I feel as if people who offer criticism or anything beyond "that's great!" get ignored, or get a negative reaction from the artist or even from other viewers. It seems to be especially true of artwork involving attractive nekkid characters, not that I am surprised by this. But there, too, is where I feel as if leaving my comment would not be welcomed warmly, if paid any attention at all, because when I look at an art submission of this type, most (if not all) of the comments consist of basically this; "Oooh, he/she's hot! I wanna' yiff him/her!", or "Wow, looks great!", or "Aw, how cute!"
And when I see any kind of criticism left in place of an overly-flattering, perhaps even sleazy comment, it is either ignored or shot down in most cases. Maybe I just have the misfortune to stumble across the negatively-received comments, and I miss all of those criticisms or descriptive comments which really tell the artist WHY we like their art, and in some depth, and are graciously received.
At any rate, I did not intend to turn this into a rant, and I am not trying to poke at anybody in particular, but to simply let you know why I may view and perhaps add your artwork to my favorites without leaving a comment--it's not out of disrespect for you, and I'm not just going around, collecting porn or whatnot--I really appreciate your artwork for what it is, I enjoy looking at it, observing your drawing styles, painting styles, trying to figure out some techniques you may have used, which I would like to try, etc.
So please, if I 'favorite' your artwork, assume that I really liked it and spent some time looking it over so as to better appreciate your work.
That's all for now! Until next time I have something to share.
- Ian
Tonight, I felt compelled to inform you (any of you who read this,) that I usually have a comment, a constructive criticism, or sometimes a short comment of glowing praise in mind when I look at your artwork. Sometimes I go ahead and leave these comments on your artwork, but most of the time, I remain silent, keeping my opinions to myself. The reason for this is, simply, that I feel as if people who offer criticism or anything beyond "that's great!" get ignored, or get a negative reaction from the artist or even from other viewers. It seems to be especially true of artwork involving attractive nekkid characters, not that I am surprised by this. But there, too, is where I feel as if leaving my comment would not be welcomed warmly, if paid any attention at all, because when I look at an art submission of this type, most (if not all) of the comments consist of basically this; "Oooh, he/she's hot! I wanna' yiff him/her!", or "Wow, looks great!", or "Aw, how cute!"
And when I see any kind of criticism left in place of an overly-flattering, perhaps even sleazy comment, it is either ignored or shot down in most cases. Maybe I just have the misfortune to stumble across the negatively-received comments, and I miss all of those criticisms or descriptive comments which really tell the artist WHY we like their art, and in some depth, and are graciously received.
At any rate, I did not intend to turn this into a rant, and I am not trying to poke at anybody in particular, but to simply let you know why I may view and perhaps add your artwork to my favorites without leaving a comment--it's not out of disrespect for you, and I'm not just going around, collecting porn or whatnot--I really appreciate your artwork for what it is, I enjoy looking at it, observing your drawing styles, painting styles, trying to figure out some techniques you may have used, which I would like to try, etc.
So please, if I 'favorite' your artwork, assume that I really liked it and spent some time looking it over so as to better appreciate your work.
That's all for now! Until next time I have something to share.
- Ian
Watchers
Posted 13 years agoAs of right now, I have 238 watchers, and for the first time in a VERY long time, I feel I actually have reason for people to be subscribed to my artistic goings-ons. I feel much more confident in my artistic abilities than I used to, and although I still have a very long way to go, I feel I am actually -going- there now. So thank you to all the people currently watching my uploads, and to those who will in the future. It makes me feel good to know that my artwork is worthwhile to other people.
- Ian M.
- Ian M.
