Metal
Posted 16 years ago...it rules.
Just....just wanted y'all to know this.
Just....just wanted y'all to know this.
A REVELATION!
Posted 16 years ago"Glow-in-the-dark" objects don't glow because of some scientific florescent chemical...it's because they are haunted by the ghosts of dead photons! That's why glow in the dark things are so creepy.
...that is all.
...that is all.
Character Meme: Guiness Edition
Posted 16 years ago...Cause I freakin' wanted to, that's why.
1. What is your character's name
Guiness (The Horse Cocked Wolf)
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Schwanzwolf...during his short visit to Germany
3. How old is he/she?
Hell if he knows.
4. What is your character's race/species?
Wolf...but with a horse cock.
5. Do they have a crush?
Nope, unless you have something he wants
6. Do they have many friends?
He doesn't have friends...just "people he doesn't steal from"
7. What planet is your character from?
That same anthro filled alternate Earth from before
8. Does your character like to eat?
Really, who thought of this question. 'Cause it's stupid.
9. What's his/her favorite food?
Babies. But seriously, anything he can get his maw around.
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Water that doesn't have nasty crap floatin' in it...or fancy wine. He'll lap up either.
11. Is your character annoying?
When he takes all of yer stuff and humps your daughter and/or son and/or livestock...then...maybe you might find him a little irksome.
13. Is your character loved?
He has many satisfyed customers...'cept for the ones he steals from.
14. Is your character hated?
He's pretty damn notorious.
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
He's got a horse cock, he has no reason to brood.
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
If it has a hole, he will probably give it the ol' college try.
17. Is he/she a virgin?
HA
18. Name 3 hobbies
Stealin' stuff, humping things, licking himself.
19. Is your character normal?
He's a talking wolf with a horse's dick...
20. Is your character attractive?
He seems to be pretty popular...go fig.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
He's a smarmy asshole all the time...but lovable.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Depends on which origin story he's telling you.
23. Does your character overreact?
He's pretty cool and relaxed about most things
24. Is your character a criminal?
He freaking steals stuff...ALL THE TIME.
25. Does your character go to school?
Schools for chumps and over-powdered androgynous high-pitched boys with funny hats.
26. What's his/her IQ?
Pretty high, he's pretty damn clever and sneaky.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
He's...got a horse dick?
28. Is your character dead?
Probably, by now....no telling though. That bastard probably absconded with Death's femur and is still kicking around.
29. Does your character have a family?
Nope, not that he knows of.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
He had to run away from an angry horse farmer before his cock went back in his sheath and he stubbed it on a rock...
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
When he tricked a Scotsman into thinking he was benevolent spirit and got fed like a kind for months...and then stole all of his crap.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
I still have no idea how to answer this question.
33. Is your character single?
Pretty much, but by choice.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
He thought he did...then they turned out to be poor.
35. Does she/he have an element?
horse dick.
36. Do you role-play your character?
Sometimes.
37. Do you write about your character?
I have...maybe once.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Not really, he's pretty cool and collected most of the time.
39. Does your character get depressed?
Not really, depression is counter productive to finding something to steal or fuck.
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Horses...mostly mares.
41. Does your character have any fears?
Getting caught for real.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
The smell of food and females in heat.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Nope. He's pretty sure that he's the best damn thing ever.
44. Does your character like music?
He could take it or leave it.
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
orgasmic moans.
46. Is he/she impatient?
He bides his time.
47. What's something funny about your character?
He sounds like a slightly less drunk Jack Sparrow.
48. Name 5 nicknames
Most of them are yelled at him as he's running off with a table cloth of stolen goods in his mouth and they aren't appropriate to list here.
49. Does your character curse?
He did when he stubbed his cock on that rock.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"Where did you say you kept your good silver?"
1. What is your character's name
Guiness (The Horse Cocked Wolf)
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Schwanzwolf...during his short visit to Germany
3. How old is he/she?
Hell if he knows.
4. What is your character's race/species?
Wolf...but with a horse cock.
5. Do they have a crush?
Nope, unless you have something he wants
6. Do they have many friends?
He doesn't have friends...just "people he doesn't steal from"
7. What planet is your character from?
That same anthro filled alternate Earth from before
8. Does your character like to eat?
Really, who thought of this question. 'Cause it's stupid.
9. What's his/her favorite food?
Babies. But seriously, anything he can get his maw around.
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Water that doesn't have nasty crap floatin' in it...or fancy wine. He'll lap up either.
11. Is your character annoying?
When he takes all of yer stuff and humps your daughter and/or son and/or livestock...then...maybe you might find him a little irksome.
13. Is your character loved?
He has many satisfyed customers...'cept for the ones he steals from.
14. Is your character hated?
He's pretty damn notorious.
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
He's got a horse cock, he has no reason to brood.
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
If it has a hole, he will probably give it the ol' college try.
17. Is he/she a virgin?
HA
18. Name 3 hobbies
Stealin' stuff, humping things, licking himself.
19. Is your character normal?
He's a talking wolf with a horse's dick...
20. Is your character attractive?
He seems to be pretty popular...go fig.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
He's a smarmy asshole all the time...but lovable.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Depends on which origin story he's telling you.
23. Does your character overreact?
He's pretty cool and relaxed about most things
24. Is your character a criminal?
He freaking steals stuff...ALL THE TIME.
25. Does your character go to school?
Schools for chumps and over-powdered androgynous high-pitched boys with funny hats.
26. What's his/her IQ?
Pretty high, he's pretty damn clever and sneaky.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
He's...got a horse dick?
28. Is your character dead?
Probably, by now....no telling though. That bastard probably absconded with Death's femur and is still kicking around.
29. Does your character have a family?
Nope, not that he knows of.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
He had to run away from an angry horse farmer before his cock went back in his sheath and he stubbed it on a rock...
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
When he tricked a Scotsman into thinking he was benevolent spirit and got fed like a kind for months...and then stole all of his crap.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
I still have no idea how to answer this question.
33. Is your character single?
Pretty much, but by choice.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
He thought he did...then they turned out to be poor.
35. Does she/he have an element?
horse dick.
36. Do you role-play your character?
Sometimes.
37. Do you write about your character?
I have...maybe once.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Not really, he's pretty cool and collected most of the time.
39. Does your character get depressed?
Not really, depression is counter productive to finding something to steal or fuck.
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Horses...mostly mares.
41. Does your character have any fears?
Getting caught for real.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
The smell of food and females in heat.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Nope. He's pretty sure that he's the best damn thing ever.
44. Does your character like music?
He could take it or leave it.
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
orgasmic moans.
46. Is he/she impatient?
He bides his time.
47. What's something funny about your character?
He sounds like a slightly less drunk Jack Sparrow.
48. Name 5 nicknames
Most of them are yelled at him as he's running off with a table cloth of stolen goods in his mouth and they aren't appropriate to list here.
49. Does your character curse?
He did when he stubbed his cock on that rock.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"Where did you say you kept your good silver?"
Character meme...thing...yeah.
Posted 16 years ago1. What is your character's name
Tyelle James Niko
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Otto van Schnitzelpusskrakendescheichsmeir ...what kind of question is this? I don't know!
3. How old is he/she?
Mid-20s or so
4. What is your character's race/species?
Hedgewolf: Half hedgehog, half wolf.
5. Do they have a crush?
perhaps one...
6. Do they have many friends?
He's amassed a few, sure
7. What planet is your character from?
Earth, I'd guess...yer generic alternate furry Earth
8. Does your character like to eat?
Um...sure? I mean, it's kind of a necessary thing to do if one wants to, you know, live.
9. What's his/her favorite food?
When he was a kid, he had an affinity for cockroaches. But he grew out of most of his insectavore tendancies.
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Bahama Mama
11. Is your character annoying?
Hell yes, he is like the fingernails on the chalkboard of your brain...HELL NO, ya dummy.
13. Is your character loved?
Yus
14. Is your character hated?
Yes, but only by 70 year old Christian grannies
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
He makes fun of them openly...
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Bisexual...but has a penchant for cock and yummy boy butts.
17. Is he/she a virgin?
*snirk* Let's just say they'll never sacrifice him to any dragons.
18. Name 3 hobbies
Sex, being hot, knitting exciting underwear
19. Is your character normal?
He's a 6'1" talking animal man...so yes, perfectly
20. Is your character attractive?
Most would consider him a hotty...
21. How does your character handle emotions?
Laid back, non-serious, but passionate.
22. Does your character have other forms?
None that won't make me sound like a dork, so let's just say no.
23. Does your character overreact?
'THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! ...um...wait...I mean no.
24. Is your character a criminal?
is being sexy a crime?
25. Does your character go to school?
At one point, but not now.
26. What's his/her IQ?
Those internet IQ tests kept trying to sell him stuff before they'd tell him the answer...so no one knows.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
He's terminally good lookin'
28. Is your character dead?
... ... wut?
29. Does your character have a family?
Yeah, but he doesn't see them anymore.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
I can't think of a snarky, clever, or sarcastic way to answer this one...but no, not really
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
when he became legal
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
Why would he relate to one of my friends? He's supposed to relate to ME.
33. Is your character single?
Nope.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
One or two, perhaps...
35. Does she/he have an element?
Thulium
36. Do you role-play your character?
Yup
37. Do you write about your character?
Not really, most everything is in mah brain.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Doesn't everybody?
39. Does your character get depressed?
You should see him when he runs out of lube...but seriously.
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
yo mama...OH SNAP
41. Does your character have any fears?
Two words: Hanna Montana
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Cute, sexy things...
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Yeah, he's had a mentor or two
44. Does your character like music?
yes?
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
80s metal
46. Is he/she impatient?
yup
47. What's something funny about your character?
He attempts to sing opera in the shower.
48. Name 5 nicknames
For...what? What kind of questions is this?
49. Does your character curse?
fuck no...wait
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"I only did this because I was bored...now get outta here, ya bother me."
Tyelle James Niko
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Otto van Schnitzelpusskrakendescheichsmeir ...what kind of question is this? I don't know!
3. How old is he/she?
Mid-20s or so
4. What is your character's race/species?
Hedgewolf: Half hedgehog, half wolf.
5. Do they have a crush?
perhaps one...
6. Do they have many friends?
He's amassed a few, sure
7. What planet is your character from?
Earth, I'd guess...yer generic alternate furry Earth
8. Does your character like to eat?
Um...sure? I mean, it's kind of a necessary thing to do if one wants to, you know, live.
9. What's his/her favorite food?
When he was a kid, he had an affinity for cockroaches. But he grew out of most of his insectavore tendancies.
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Bahama Mama
11. Is your character annoying?
Hell yes, he is like the fingernails on the chalkboard of your brain...HELL NO, ya dummy.
13. Is your character loved?
Yus
14. Is your character hated?
Yes, but only by 70 year old Christian grannies
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
He makes fun of them openly...
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Bisexual...but has a penchant for cock and yummy boy butts.
17. Is he/she a virgin?
*snirk* Let's just say they'll never sacrifice him to any dragons.
18. Name 3 hobbies
Sex, being hot, knitting exciting underwear
19. Is your character normal?
He's a 6'1" talking animal man...so yes, perfectly
20. Is your character attractive?
Most would consider him a hotty...
21. How does your character handle emotions?
Laid back, non-serious, but passionate.
22. Does your character have other forms?
None that won't make me sound like a dork, so let's just say no.
23. Does your character overreact?
'THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! ...um...wait...I mean no.
24. Is your character a criminal?
is being sexy a crime?
25. Does your character go to school?
At one point, but not now.
26. What's his/her IQ?
Those internet IQ tests kept trying to sell him stuff before they'd tell him the answer...so no one knows.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
He's terminally good lookin'
28. Is your character dead?
... ... wut?
29. Does your character have a family?
Yeah, but he doesn't see them anymore.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
I can't think of a snarky, clever, or sarcastic way to answer this one...but no, not really
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
when he became legal
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
Why would he relate to one of my friends? He's supposed to relate to ME.
33. Is your character single?
Nope.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
One or two, perhaps...
35. Does she/he have an element?
Thulium
36. Do you role-play your character?
Yup
37. Do you write about your character?
Not really, most everything is in mah brain.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Doesn't everybody?
39. Does your character get depressed?
You should see him when he runs out of lube...but seriously.
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
yo mama...OH SNAP
41. Does your character have any fears?
Two words: Hanna Montana
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Cute, sexy things...
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Yeah, he's had a mentor or two
44. Does your character like music?
yes?
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
80s metal
46. Is he/she impatient?
yup
47. What's something funny about your character?
He attempts to sing opera in the shower.
48. Name 5 nicknames
For...what? What kind of questions is this?
49. Does your character curse?
fuck no...wait
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"I only did this because I was bored...now get outta here, ya bother me."
Photoshop CS4 help: Rotate View Tool
Posted 16 years agoOkay...I know what this tool is supposed to do. It's the one thing photoshop has been missing that every other major graphics program has had for months if not years.
BUUUUUUUT
Whenever I try to use it I get an error message: "Could not complete your request because it only works with OpenGL enabled document windows"
WHAT...THE HELL?
Okay, can anyone tell me what this means or how to fix it...or if I can fix it? And please, no "You should use -such and such- because it's SOOOO much better than photoshop" I need to learn this for school, school uses photoshop...not GIMP, not Sai, PhotoShop...so please, only Photoshop help.
Thanks.
BUUUUUUUT
Whenever I try to use it I get an error message: "Could not complete your request because it only works with OpenGL enabled document windows"
WHAT...THE HELL?
Okay, can anyone tell me what this means or how to fix it...or if I can fix it? And please, no "You should use -such and such- because it's SOOOO much better than photoshop" I need to learn this for school, school uses photoshop...not GIMP, not Sai, PhotoShop...so please, only Photoshop help.
Thanks.
Boom, headshot.
Posted 16 years agoWell, not really.
I took down
Wuffamute in an Unreal 3 deathmatch, now I get to be on top in a picture he's getting done.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/860913/ <- Go there and pester him. ;)
I took down

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/860913/ <- Go there and pester him. ;)
Those Damned 8 Things...
Posted 16 years agoI'm not tagging anybody...so shuddup...that means you, Steve...
1. I'm 22 and live with my parents. But seeing as I'm in school and unemployed, it's a lot better than killing myself trying to make rent somewhere else.
2. I'm severely impatient. I do not like waiting. I do not like working my ass off without gratification shortly afterwards. This has probably been the reason why my exercise regimens rarely last more than a week or two.
3. Drawing is not my favorite thing to do. In fact, in many ways, I don't like drawing. I'd much rather sculpt or make 3-D tangible objects. But on the scale that I'd like to do, I'd need a studio.
4. Computers and I don't get along. I hate modeling. I hate programming. You know, pretty much all of those things that make all of the big bucks when turned into a career. I am getting much better at Photoshop and Illustrator though!
5. It's not a good idea to talk to me about anything art related unless it's history or pure technique. Talking about philosophy of art will put me on an instant tirade. So shhhhh... Don't test me.
6. My journey to becoming a furry officially started when I stumbled across, of all things, a Doug Winger picture while randomly browsing porn...as any 14 year old is opt to do when they first encounter the internet. Searching for the artist's name lead me to VCL...and the rest is history.
7. I have a firm belief that time is slowly speeding up.
8. I have an annoying problem with it comes to finishing thi...
1. I'm 22 and live with my parents. But seeing as I'm in school and unemployed, it's a lot better than killing myself trying to make rent somewhere else.
2. I'm severely impatient. I do not like waiting. I do not like working my ass off without gratification shortly afterwards. This has probably been the reason why my exercise regimens rarely last more than a week or two.
3. Drawing is not my favorite thing to do. In fact, in many ways, I don't like drawing. I'd much rather sculpt or make 3-D tangible objects. But on the scale that I'd like to do, I'd need a studio.
4. Computers and I don't get along. I hate modeling. I hate programming. You know, pretty much all of those things that make all of the big bucks when turned into a career. I am getting much better at Photoshop and Illustrator though!
5. It's not a good idea to talk to me about anything art related unless it's history or pure technique. Talking about philosophy of art will put me on an instant tirade. So shhhhh... Don't test me.
6. My journey to becoming a furry officially started when I stumbled across, of all things, a Doug Winger picture while randomly browsing porn...as any 14 year old is opt to do when they first encounter the internet. Searching for the artist's name lead me to VCL...and the rest is history.
7. I have a firm belief that time is slowly speeding up.
8. I have an annoying problem with it comes to finishing thi...
Little slow...
Posted 16 years agoIT'S ALWAYS FREAKING SOMETHING AIN'T IT?! Nah, it's not that bad this time, really ...little slow on the art front though, at the moment. I'm getting accustomed to my new school which is already a lot more work intense than my old one...not a bad thing, but not something I've had for a while. It...actually strangely feels good to have an actual work load when it comes to school. Makes it harder to forget to do things. Anyway, just letting y'all know what's up, for those who are interested and most importantly for those to whom I owe things.
FINALLY! Drawing time!
Posted 16 years agoOnly a few people may know this, but for about a month and a half I have been renovating. The biggest overhaul has been my bedroom/workspace which was completely deconstructed and rearranged.
But finally, my work space is finally back into a steady, clean, organized set up and won't have crap being thrown on it back and forth while I clean and organize other things...SO NOW I'MS GONNA DRAW!
But finally, my work space is finally back into a steady, clean, organized set up and won't have crap being thrown on it back and forth while I clean and organize other things...SO NOW I'MS GONNA DRAW!
It's Thursday...
Posted 16 years agoHOW THE HELL IS IT THURSDAY?!
Anywho...new commission progress dealy on the footer...so people know what the hell is going on with their stuff!
Anywho...new commission progress dealy on the footer...so people know what the hell is going on with their stuff!
COMMISSIONS OPEN!....oop, nevermind...maybe next time!
Posted 16 years agoWow...it's good to have friends that snap up your commissions before you even make them public...YAY FRIENDS!
Anyway, here's your chance to get something that few have EVER gotten from me: a FAST CHEAP COMMISSION! The hedgewolf has bills that must be paid >.<THREE ONE ZERO SLOTS OPEN!
Okay...so here's the deal. $20 for a pin-up single character pic, $10 for an additional character. But I'm capping at 2 characters, maximum.
Finished lineart with with flat greyscale "coloring"
Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1021659/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/792298/
Here's the deal that makes it awesome for you though. NO MONEY DOWN! You pay nothing at the time of the commissions acceptance. Once you see a prelim sketch (It will be on the small side and watermarked...sorry...I need to cover my ass) you pay half and at delivery of the finished piece you pay the other half.
Here's the kicker...if you do not have the finished piece within ONE WEEK of the sketch being accepted, YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK. Why am I doing this? I'm doing this to force me to get your pictures done well and quickly.
ONLYONE NO SPOTS LEFT! Note me if you want it!
EDIT : If these work I will keep them in rotation and everyone who wants one will get a chance.
1.
thelapdragon
2.
FalconMcCooper
3.
Bored241
Anyway, here's your chance to get something that few have EVER gotten from me: a FAST CHEAP COMMISSION! The hedgewolf has bills that must be paid >.<
Okay...so here's the deal. $20 for a pin-up single character pic, $10 for an additional character. But I'm capping at 2 characters, maximum.
Finished lineart with with flat greyscale "coloring"
Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1021659/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/792298/
Here's the deal that makes it awesome for you though. NO MONEY DOWN! You pay nothing at the time of the commissions acceptance. Once you see a prelim sketch (It will be on the small side and watermarked...sorry...I need to cover my ass) you pay half and at delivery of the finished piece you pay the other half.
Here's the kicker...if you do not have the finished piece within ONE WEEK of the sketch being accepted, YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK. Why am I doing this? I'm doing this to force me to get your pictures done well and quickly.
ONLY
EDIT : If these work I will keep them in rotation and everyone who wants one will get a chance.
1.

2.

3.

I has a Twitter
Posted 16 years ago...why?
I HAVE NO BLOODY CLUE...
Follow my inanity anyway at TyelleNiko on Twitter!
...P.S. this is not the "News" I mentioned in the last journal.
...P.P.S. pretty much everything I join is either under TyelleNiko or TheHedgewolf or some variation of...I like to keep things simple.
I HAVE NO BLOODY CLUE...
Follow my inanity anyway at TyelleNiko on Twitter!
...P.S. this is not the "News" I mentioned in the last journal.
...P.P.S. pretty much everything I join is either under TyelleNiko or TheHedgewolf or some variation of...I like to keep things simple.
This is just to bump the old journal off...
Posted 16 years ago...bigger news to follow later in the week.
I needs me some musics....HALP
Posted 16 years agoI'm collecting 80s music.
I NEED ALL OF THE ICONIC 80s MUSIC YOU CAN THINK OF!
...Music that best exemplifies the decade: pop, rock, metal what have you.
Stuff I already have (in no particular order):
Take On Me - Aha
Tom's Diner - Susan Vega
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
Centerfold - J. Geils Band
Whip It - DEVO
Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) - Journey
Thriller - Michael Jackson
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson
I Would Walk 500 Miles - The Proclaimers
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley (I like the song, SHUDDAYOUFACE)
The Touch - Stan Bush
Nothin's Gonna Stand in Our Way - Spectre General
I NEED ALL OF THE ICONIC 80s MUSIC YOU CAN THINK OF!
...Music that best exemplifies the decade: pop, rock, metal what have you.
Stuff I already have (in no particular order):
Take On Me - Aha
Tom's Diner - Susan Vega
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
Centerfold - J. Geils Band
Whip It - DEVO
Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) - Journey
Thriller - Michael Jackson
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson
I Would Walk 500 Miles - The Proclaimers
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley (I like the song, SHUDDAYOUFACE)
The Touch - Stan Bush
Nothin's Gonna Stand in Our Way - Spectre General
Hey, Cetacean artists...
Posted 16 years ago34 this Batman villain chick: Orca
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B49rvfQPG.....400/Orca02.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/.....tman_super.jpg
She ends up being killed in a sewer and eaten by Killer Croc
...work with it.
GO
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B49rvfQPG.....400/Orca02.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/.....tman_super.jpg
She ends up being killed in a sewer and eaten by Killer Croc
...work with it.
GO
"Oink...BRAAAAAINS"
Posted 16 years agohttp://www.bamkapow.com/zombies-are.....l--3072-p.html
I'm...not all that sure how to respond to this...
Swine flu zombies?
*sighs and gets his machete*
I'm...not all that sure how to respond to this...
Swine flu zombies?
*sighs and gets his machete*
DRAMA JOURNAL
Posted 16 years ago*WHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES*
This is only a test...conclusion
Posted 16 years agosorry guys...I tricked you...sorta...
I just wanted to see how many comments I could get on a journal featuring 7 words promising cock...
and I was not disappointed...though there could have been more.
But don't fret...I'm working on a new batch of stuff and you'll all have plenty of dick soon enough.
I just wanted to see how many comments I could get on a journal featuring 7 words promising cock...
and I was not disappointed...though there could have been more.
But don't fret...I'm working on a new batch of stuff and you'll all have plenty of dick soon enough.
This is only a test...
Posted 16 years agoHuge dripping dick...
Three days to go...
Three days to go...
*loooong graduated whistle* F-BOMB!!!!!
Posted 16 years ago...my tablet died...so now...a eulogy
Well...not completely...still works as a mouse...but it has lost any and all pressure sensitivity and I've done everything I can to get it back.
I still want to thank
Jijix for giving it to me in the first place, it did its thing, and it did it well and I will always be grateful...but if anything, it just makes it more sad that it died. It was the awesome charity of an artist that I greatly admire and thank for giving me the tool that I needed to finish a few floundering projects. He even autographed it...
Now, with a heavy heart, I lay it to rest in the bottom drawer of my desk...
ashes to ashes...and the dust isn't there because I cleaned it out with the canned air.
Well...not completely...still works as a mouse...but it has lost any and all pressure sensitivity and I've done everything I can to get it back.
I still want to thank

Now, with a heavy heart, I lay it to rest in the bottom drawer of my desk...
ashes to ashes...and the dust isn't there because I cleaned it out with the canned air.
A videogame that would make a kick ass movie
Posted 16 years agoJoust...
...it'd be fucking AWESOME
...it'd be fucking AWESOME
Listing another of my pet peeves for discussion...
Posted 16 years agoI keep hearing a phrase...a phrase that get's on my nerves...actually...it's a sentence. That sentence is "He/she/it has too much time on their hands."
This usually is said in response to any talent, skill, or accomplishment that is unique or out of the ordinary, especially when it's a large display of said talent, skill, etcetera.
Sure, there are some really frivolous things that people draw out way too far, but it seems nowadays that any person who shows a grand example of an otherwise mundane skill, then that person has too much time on their hands and thus their feat is laughable. It's annoying and rather sad because many skills, if you think about it, are frivolous. Think of art for example...it really has no use other than to be something to look at and or think about. You can't use art to lift heavy loads, you can't shelter yourself in art, you can't drive art...but we seem to think that it's a useful and worthwhile skill. And no one dare look up at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel and say "Wow, that Michelangelo fag had too much time on his hands, HAHAHAHA."
Oh, but someone puts time and devotion into say, recreating the city of Paris with Jenga blocks, down to the correct number of girders in the Eiffel Tower...and it's not an accomplishment at all...because even though he put much effort and research and passion into it...he built it out of Jenga blocks...and he had way too much time on his hands...
...says the people who pay money to play online games and spend their days trolling chan boards...
This usually is said in response to any talent, skill, or accomplishment that is unique or out of the ordinary, especially when it's a large display of said talent, skill, etcetera.
Sure, there are some really frivolous things that people draw out way too far, but it seems nowadays that any person who shows a grand example of an otherwise mundane skill, then that person has too much time on their hands and thus their feat is laughable. It's annoying and rather sad because many skills, if you think about it, are frivolous. Think of art for example...it really has no use other than to be something to look at and or think about. You can't use art to lift heavy loads, you can't shelter yourself in art, you can't drive art...but we seem to think that it's a useful and worthwhile skill. And no one dare look up at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel and say "Wow, that Michelangelo fag had too much time on his hands, HAHAHAHA."
Oh, but someone puts time and devotion into say, recreating the city of Paris with Jenga blocks, down to the correct number of girders in the Eiffel Tower...and it's not an accomplishment at all...because even though he put much effort and research and passion into it...he built it out of Jenga blocks...and he had way too much time on his hands...
...says the people who pay money to play online games and spend their days trolling chan boards...
Halloween...
Posted 16 years agoThe smell in the air around my house...
it makes me think of late summer...
...which is when I'm in the heat of my Halloween planning/construction...
...so now I REEEEEALLY wanna do something halloweenish...
MUST....MAKE...ZOMBIEEEEEEEEE...
it makes me think of late summer...
...which is when I'm in the heat of my Halloween planning/construction...
...so now I REEEEEALLY wanna do something halloweenish...
MUST....MAKE...ZOMBIEEEEEEEEE...
This Just In...
Posted 16 years ago...if you ever go to a grocery store and find this interesting looking bottle of chinese tea called "Kombucha"...and you start reading the bottle and it's telling you about all of these wonderful things that it does and how good it is for you and you start to think to yourself, "Wow, a chinese tea in an awesome bottle that does all sorts of awesome things for my body...I should try this!"
FUCKING DON'T IT TASTES LIKE FERMENTED ASS SQUEEZIN'S!
Have you ever, as a kid or something, accidentally left like...kool-ade or fruit juice in a thermos for too long and it started to ferment and you didn't know it until you tasted it? Yeah, imagine that...plus cough syrup.
KOMBUCHA, DON'T FUCKING BUY IT.
FUCKING DON'T IT TASTES LIKE FERMENTED ASS SQUEEZIN'S!
Have you ever, as a kid or something, accidentally left like...kool-ade or fruit juice in a thermos for too long and it started to ferment and you didn't know it until you tasted it? Yeah, imagine that...plus cough syrup.
KOMBUCHA, DON'T FUCKING BUY IT.
A question for pixel art peoples
Posted 16 years ago...I've asked about (and by asked about, I mean like...one person) and I don't understand...I've sen some awesome little pixel art icons and thumbnails around FA...but all of my experiments have failed miserably. FA artifacts the hell out of them and I don't know how to fix it. This is the biggest problem I've been having.
I need some help...even if I end up not using pixel art ever again, I'd like the knowledge to be there...
Programs? Methods? Compression?
Answers, people, I needs them!
I need some help...even if I end up not using pixel art ever again, I'd like the knowledge to be there...
Programs? Methods? Compression?
Answers, people, I needs them!