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Posted 12 years agoI think it would be quite awesome to make my own pirate flag for MFF, and am wondering what starving artists are out there that are willing to make a pretty high def image that will blow up to about 60" x 36" (5'x3') and look decent. (( Flag Creator ~$70 )) Image will be a Mirror design through the flag and probably carried around on a very large pole. Leave their names in the comments box and I'll check them "or yourselves" out.
Awesome Art
Posted 12 years agoBy Fleki of Tymber Wulgon and Gerrick Hyena
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11291746/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11292844/
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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11292844/
TrueGrave Free Art Raffle
Posted 12 years agoStolen meme from Lavshep
Posted 12 years ago
Posted a Sex QuizYou Scored as Exhibitionist / Voyeur
Sadist 100%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur 100%
Dominant 96%
Switch 86%
Experimental 82%
Degradation 79%
Masochist 79%
Bondage 71%
Submissive 32%
Vanilla 14%
Free Hybrid Art
Posted 12 years agoThe Meme that's going around, "Would you?!"
Posted 13 years agostolen from shyybunny who stole it from chu-tora
Pick any and all that apply
WOULD YOU.....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor
Pick any and all that apply
WOULD YOU.....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor
I am Extroverted, Authoritative, and Assertive.
Posted 14 years agoI ended up doing the personality test floating around here, not too bad and not exactly spot on, but well defined and reasonable to my general personality.
http://www.signalpatterns.com/psych_central/
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Extroverted
You are ready to talk at the drop of a hat. Whether you're in the office or at a party, you're likely to be found gabbing away in the middle of a group of people. If you have a high score on the "extroverted" trait, you are probably among those who enjoy communicating with their friends (on the phone, on line, texting…), hanging out, and finding the best parties.
You are not shy or unwilling to spend a fair amount of time socializing. People you meet generally do not feel they have a hard time getting to know you.
Authoritative
You have found that others will often do what you want them to do, without significantly pushing back. You've also discovered that many people will accept harsher criticism from you than they would take from anyone else. Many of those with a high score on the "authoritative" trait hold leadership positions in industry.
You do not want to be in the position of always being told what to do. You don't choose to avoid a confrontation if, through confrontation, you could get your way.
Assertive
You behave in a confident and forceful manner, take charge of the situation, raise your hand in class, stand up for what you think is right, and lead others. Among those who have a high score on the "assertive" trait, many have jobs in which they are valued for their organizational skills as well as their talent for supervising others.
You are not interested in fading into the woodwork, leaving everything to fate, taking more time than necessary to accomplish a task, or avoiding confrontation.
Poised
You tend to feel at home wherever you find yourself, even in unfamiliar settings, with new people. It takes a lot to rattle you, and when rattled you recover quickly and gracefully.
You are usually not self-conscious or nervous when you're in an unfamiliar environment or with people you don't know.
Centered
You often feel balanced and on top of things, even when those around you are freaking out. You're in a pretty good state all the time, and not subject to drastic mood swings.
You don't usually react before you think; you're not ruled by your emotions.
Competent
You strive to master everything you undertake. You tend to learn quickly and do not shy away from challenges.
You are not a "que sera sera" type of person, nor do you go easy on yourself when attempting to master a new skill or get a job done.
Resilient
You bounce back quickly from adversity. For you, all setbacks are temporary. You don't dwell on bad news, bad luck, or criticism; you regroup and focus on solving the problem, whatever it may be.
You almost never feel that there's too much on your plate, that you don't have the strength to deal with the bad hand you've been dealt, or that you're going to lose it if you have to deal with one more problem.
Friendly
You would rather hang out with others than spend time alone, and you'd far rather be doing something with your friends than just sitting around. You're happy in a crowded room, club, stadium, or auditorium.
You're not a private person who is ill at ease in a group; you don't view excessive socializing as a waste of time.
Outspoken
You like to talk. Luckily, you always have something to say, you tell a good story, and people generally enjoy listening to you. It's no wonder that you're often the center of attention.
You don't tend to keep your thoughts to yourself, and you don't feel you're imposing on others when you share your thoughts and opinions with them.
Ambitious
You often feel that you are above the rules that most other people follow. In this dog-eat-dog world, you are are willing to do what it takes to get ahead, even if it sometimes means stepping on others' toes.
You don't see the point of treating everyone with respect, or being absolutely honest and fair, when it's so clear that you sometimes have to bend the rules to get ahead.
http://www.signalpatterns.com/psych_central/
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Extroverted
You are ready to talk at the drop of a hat. Whether you're in the office or at a party, you're likely to be found gabbing away in the middle of a group of people. If you have a high score on the "extroverted" trait, you are probably among those who enjoy communicating with their friends (on the phone, on line, texting…), hanging out, and finding the best parties.
You are not shy or unwilling to spend a fair amount of time socializing. People you meet generally do not feel they have a hard time getting to know you.
Authoritative
You have found that others will often do what you want them to do, without significantly pushing back. You've also discovered that many people will accept harsher criticism from you than they would take from anyone else. Many of those with a high score on the "authoritative" trait hold leadership positions in industry.
You do not want to be in the position of always being told what to do. You don't choose to avoid a confrontation if, through confrontation, you could get your way.
Assertive
You behave in a confident and forceful manner, take charge of the situation, raise your hand in class, stand up for what you think is right, and lead others. Among those who have a high score on the "assertive" trait, many have jobs in which they are valued for their organizational skills as well as their talent for supervising others.
You are not interested in fading into the woodwork, leaving everything to fate, taking more time than necessary to accomplish a task, or avoiding confrontation.
Poised
You tend to feel at home wherever you find yourself, even in unfamiliar settings, with new people. It takes a lot to rattle you, and when rattled you recover quickly and gracefully.
You are usually not self-conscious or nervous when you're in an unfamiliar environment or with people you don't know.
Centered
You often feel balanced and on top of things, even when those around you are freaking out. You're in a pretty good state all the time, and not subject to drastic mood swings.
You don't usually react before you think; you're not ruled by your emotions.
Competent
You strive to master everything you undertake. You tend to learn quickly and do not shy away from challenges.
You are not a "que sera sera" type of person, nor do you go easy on yourself when attempting to master a new skill or get a job done.
Resilient
You bounce back quickly from adversity. For you, all setbacks are temporary. You don't dwell on bad news, bad luck, or criticism; you regroup and focus on solving the problem, whatever it may be.
You almost never feel that there's too much on your plate, that you don't have the strength to deal with the bad hand you've been dealt, or that you're going to lose it if you have to deal with one more problem.
Friendly
You would rather hang out with others than spend time alone, and you'd far rather be doing something with your friends than just sitting around. You're happy in a crowded room, club, stadium, or auditorium.
You're not a private person who is ill at ease in a group; you don't view excessive socializing as a waste of time.
Outspoken
You like to talk. Luckily, you always have something to say, you tell a good story, and people generally enjoy listening to you. It's no wonder that you're often the center of attention.
You don't tend to keep your thoughts to yourself, and you don't feel you're imposing on others when you share your thoughts and opinions with them.
Ambitious
You often feel that you are above the rules that most other people follow. In this dog-eat-dog world, you are are willing to do what it takes to get ahead, even if it sometimes means stepping on others' toes.
You don't see the point of treating everyone with respect, or being absolutely honest and fair, when it's so clear that you sometimes have to bend the rules to get ahead.
Making Collars and Stuff
Posted 14 years agoSo I have new leather working tools, and this is my first creation. What do you guys think?
Its completely hand crafted from tanned leather. It has been dye'd, cut, edged, rounded, riveted, sewn, and felted by me. The custom buckles were ordered pre-powder coated, as I don't have the tools/machine to powder coat items.
I normally use synthetic crystals for all my collars, but for some reason I couldn't get a hold of synthetic Amethyst so I actually have real amethyst crystals in this collar. The pictures do nothing to compliment what they look like in the daylight/lamplight.
glennjam's Collar
http://xcd.xanga.com/77ff8006722322.....w220454436.jpg
So what do you think? Worthwhile? Waste of time? Tell me however, It won't hurt my feelings. I also have been dabbling in nylon works, I've made one so far with a lead, and I didn't like my stitching because my sewing machine is toast. But still turned out nicely.
Its completely hand crafted from tanned leather. It has been dye'd, cut, edged, rounded, riveted, sewn, and felted by me. The custom buckles were ordered pre-powder coated, as I don't have the tools/machine to powder coat items.
I normally use synthetic crystals for all my collars, but for some reason I couldn't get a hold of synthetic Amethyst so I actually have real amethyst crystals in this collar. The pictures do nothing to compliment what they look like in the daylight/lamplight.
glennjam's Collarhttp://xcd.xanga.com/77ff8006722322.....w220454436.jpg
So what do you think? Worthwhile? Waste of time? Tell me however, It won't hurt my feelings. I also have been dabbling in nylon works, I've made one so far with a lead, and I didn't like my stitching because my sewing machine is toast. But still turned out nicely.
Stolen work Meme thing!
Posted 14 years agoMade up by 
swiftpaw but stolen from 
redburr
The Work Meme
Manual: Keep answers brief as possible. Expand it as you wish.
Your first real job ever?: Real job being on the books, school tutor/after school instructor for lower grades.
How many jobs have you had: At least 12
Current Job: Night cook, Lakeside Casino
The Pay: Not bad
Most annoying thing: Non team working team.
Coolest Thing: Eating while I work, cooking whatever I want some days!
Neatest product: 50lb packages of meat. I mean, c'mon, who doesn't like a massive package of meat.
Guiltiest Pleasure the boss doesn't see: Ignoring the boss's and just doing my own thing all day.
Coworkers: A few gamers to talk to all day.
Most difficult task: Helping run and manage a banquet, buffet line, and bar line while keeping everyone else working and caught up.
Last Job: Publix Deli Worker
The Pay: Minimum
Most Annoying thing: Moving up the corporate ladder, and my manager.
Neatest Thing: If it was dirty, I cleaned it with a high pressure hose. Everytime.
Guiltiest Pleasure: Annihilating all work, and being a closer means standing around for hours chatting and txting people.
Coworkers: Some good, some bitches.. No problems.
Scariest thing that ever happened at work: Honestly.. I don't know.
Most boring job you ever had: Verizon Online DSL Tech support based out of Columbus, OH.
Most interesting job: 24/7 tech support / personal hardware specialist for telecommunications and video surveillance company.
Worst/Most Painful job: Worst, walmart, painful Roofing! *The sun... it burns.*
Shortest Job: Roofing - 1 month
Longest job: Subway Manager - 3.4yrs
Most Personally Rewarding Job: Tech and tech support job from above.
Greatest challenge overcome: Keeping up in the tech industry with no time, and learning all I have across my job spectrum.
optional:
The least you've been payed: $7.25 - Furniture delivery.
The most you've been payed: $120/hr - Hardware spec and build
Your current pay?: $9ish
Had Benefits?: Nope.. no benefits
swiftpaw but stolen from 
redburrThe Work Meme
Manual: Keep answers brief as possible. Expand it as you wish.
Your first real job ever?: Real job being on the books, school tutor/after school instructor for lower grades.
How many jobs have you had: At least 12
Current Job: Night cook, Lakeside Casino
The Pay: Not bad
Most annoying thing: Non team working team.
Coolest Thing: Eating while I work, cooking whatever I want some days!
Neatest product: 50lb packages of meat. I mean, c'mon, who doesn't like a massive package of meat.
Guiltiest Pleasure the boss doesn't see: Ignoring the boss's and just doing my own thing all day.
Coworkers: A few gamers to talk to all day.
Most difficult task: Helping run and manage a banquet, buffet line, and bar line while keeping everyone else working and caught up.
Last Job: Publix Deli Worker
The Pay: Minimum
Most Annoying thing: Moving up the corporate ladder, and my manager.
Neatest Thing: If it was dirty, I cleaned it with a high pressure hose. Everytime.
Guiltiest Pleasure: Annihilating all work, and being a closer means standing around for hours chatting and txting people.
Coworkers: Some good, some bitches.. No problems.
Scariest thing that ever happened at work: Honestly.. I don't know.
Most boring job you ever had: Verizon Online DSL Tech support based out of Columbus, OH.
Most interesting job: 24/7 tech support / personal hardware specialist for telecommunications and video surveillance company.
Worst/Most Painful job: Worst, walmart, painful Roofing! *The sun... it burns.*
Shortest Job: Roofing - 1 month
Longest job: Subway Manager - 3.4yrs
Most Personally Rewarding Job: Tech and tech support job from above.
Greatest challenge overcome: Keeping up in the tech industry with no time, and learning all I have across my job spectrum.
optional:
The least you've been payed: $7.25 - Furniture delivery.
The most you've been payed: $120/hr - Hardware spec and build
Your current pay?: $9ish
Had Benefits?: Nope.. no benefits
How old do you act... Stolen from Lucifur
Posted 14 years agoHOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[X] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 25
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR
TOTAL AGE: 30
Most everyone I ask, says I'm 25, and I am getting close to that age.
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[X] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 25
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR
TOTAL AGE: 30
Most everyone I ask, says I'm 25, and I am getting close to that age.
A Sexy meme
Posted 14 years agoStole from glennjam, who stole it from 
marbles
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
21. Do you like me?
22. Would you call me the next day?
23. Would you scratch me?
24. Would you let me scratch you?
25. Would you have to be drunk?
26. Would you do it today?
27. Would you do it tomorrow?
28. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?
29. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
30. Would you make love to me or fuck me?
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2242503/ <Journal I did it for!
glennjam, who stole it from 
marbles1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
21. Do you like me?
22. Would you call me the next day?
23. Would you scratch me?
24. Would you let me scratch you?
25. Would you have to be drunk?
26. Would you do it today?
27. Would you do it tomorrow?
28. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?
29. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
30. Would you make love to me or fuck me?
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2242503/ <Journal I did it for!
I'm A Girly Whore who wants to fuck everyday.
Posted 15 years agoStolen from [Woods], this is pretty funny... possibly true.
Pick the first Letter of Your first Name
A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated
Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):
A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed
NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."
Pick the first Letter of Your first Name
A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated
Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):
A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed
NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."
Contest thing.. Win Me.. Win!
Posted 15 years agoSo.. there's a Contest Here >> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1559718/ that would be pretty cool if I won.
What's Your Element? - Air/Darkness (Stolen from MaoiNeko)
Posted 16 years agoI typically don't like memes, but this one peeked my curiousity.
.:FIRE:.
[x] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[x] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[ ] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[ ] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 7
.:WATER:.
[ ] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[x] You like to go to the beach.
[ ] You rarely get angry.
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[ ] You think before you act.
[ ] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[x] You are very generous.
Total: 5
.:EARTH:.
[x] You are physically strong.
[ ] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[ ] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild.
[ ] You care about the environment.
[x] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[x] You rarely get depressed.
[x] You aren't afraid of anything.
[x] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 7
.:AIR:.
[x] You have a free spirit.
[ ] You hate rules.
[x] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[ ] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[x] You wish you could fly.
Total: 8
.: DARKNESS:.
[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[ ] Black is your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[ ] You don't talk much.
[x] You are atheist.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[x] You love to break the rules.
Total: 8
.:LIGHT:.
[ ] You are very polite.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence.
[ ] You hope for world peace.
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[ ] Everyone loves to be around you.
[ ] You always follow the rules.
Total: 1
Hell, I thought my element would me closer related to fire than anything else, yet both Air and Darkness had one more tic on the boxes. I guess that sets me up for a good combo, able to fly and hide in the darkness.. you'd never even know I'm coming till I'm barreling down upon you. Which in reality isn't true, for I'm pretty loud.. so it would go more like, You wouldn't even know where I'm coming from, just a thunderous laugh from above as I swoop in for the Kill under the cover of darkness.
.:FIRE:.
[x] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[x] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[ ] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[ ] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 7
.:WATER:.
[ ] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[x] You like to go to the beach.
[ ] You rarely get angry.
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[ ] You think before you act.
[ ] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[x] You are very generous.
Total: 5
.:EARTH:.
[x] You are physically strong.
[ ] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[ ] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild.
[ ] You care about the environment.
[x] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[x] You rarely get depressed.
[x] You aren't afraid of anything.
[x] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 7
.:AIR:.
[x] You have a free spirit.
[ ] You hate rules.
[x] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[ ] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[x] You wish you could fly.
Total: 8
.: DARKNESS:.
[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[ ] Black is your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[ ] You don't talk much.
[x] You are atheist.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[x] You love to break the rules.
Total: 8
.:LIGHT:.
[ ] You are very polite.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence.
[ ] You hope for world peace.
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[ ] Everyone loves to be around you.
[ ] You always follow the rules.
Total: 1
Hell, I thought my element would me closer related to fire than anything else, yet both Air and Darkness had one more tic on the boxes. I guess that sets me up for a good combo, able to fly and hide in the darkness.. you'd never even know I'm coming till I'm barreling down upon you. Which in reality isn't true, for I'm pretty loud.. so it would go more like, You wouldn't even know where I'm coming from, just a thunderous laugh from above as I swoop in for the Kill under the cover of darkness.
I'm 116% Mentally Ill
Posted 16 years agoI had to, I am always Mental.. figured I'd find out how much.
HOW MENTALLY ILL AM I?
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (And into!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (But.. but it was funny then, and now.)
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blond (Hard not to be called one when I am.)
TOTAL: 6
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Mmm, tasty elbow's.)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow (Don't need to, I know I can.)
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Stupid me standing in my way.)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Saddly.. almost once a week or more..*pouts*)
TOTAL: 9
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less. (Technically I can 45wpm left hand only, but normally not)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire (Yes *finger steeple* Accident.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 12
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (Often people do as such.)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (OMG my decibel)
TOTAL: 17
[] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (Mmm protien)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important (Define Important)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (What do you mean, I don't believe you! *looks down...* ohh)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time (But.. I set it down... there.. right there.. ohh wait.. hehe...)
TOTAL: 21
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things. (OMG karma hates me.. all things near me break)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (Aruu? *headtilt)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um”
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. (I really like to hear people repeat themselves.. I heard you.. ! Really I did)
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 28 x 4 = 116
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."
HOW MENTALLY ILL AM I?
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (And into!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (But.. but it was funny then, and now.)
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blond (Hard not to be called one when I am.)
TOTAL: 6
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Mmm, tasty elbow's.)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow (Don't need to, I know I can.)
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Stupid me standing in my way.)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Saddly.. almost once a week or more..*pouts*)
TOTAL: 9
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less. (Technically I can 45wpm left hand only, but normally not)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire (Yes *finger steeple* Accident.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 12
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (Often people do as such.)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (OMG my decibel)
TOTAL: 17
[] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (Mmm protien)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important (Define Important)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (What do you mean, I don't believe you! *looks down...* ohh)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time (But.. I set it down... there.. right there.. ohh wait.. hehe...)
TOTAL: 21
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things. (OMG karma hates me.. all things near me break)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (Aruu? *headtilt)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um”
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. (I really like to hear people repeat themselves.. I heard you.. ! Really I did)
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 28 x 4 = 116
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."
AC 09' Woot
Posted 16 years agoAlright Everyone, You can spread the Wealth, Here is a link to my Album on Xanga, for posting the Entire AC 09' Convention taken as seen through my *cough* borrowed camera from TwinBlade. Video's Are soon to be hosted off of my server as soon as I can get it back and running. Due to a switch failure at the Den I'm using a router as a switch and therefore cannot host atm. In anycase.. Enjoy, Post comments here or on Xanga, or on LJ and Enjoy!
http://tymberwulf.xanga.com/albums/0540c13c3e1f32/
http://tymberwulf.xanga.com/albums/0540c13c3e1f32/
A few of those mem's running around. . .
Posted 16 years agoHOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
Total Age: 27
I am apparently 27 as of this year, and have been over 22 for the last 5.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I have done 110 of the top 120 Stupid things.
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
() Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2
Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5
Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9
Level 4
() Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
() Been To Paris
() Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 11
Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
(X) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 15
Level 6
() Been In An Abusive Relationship (Crazy psycho bitch Ex GF. D: )
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 19
Level 7
(X) Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
(X) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 24
Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 29
Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
() Felt An Earthquake
(X) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 31
Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 35
Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
(X) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
() Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 38
Level 13
() Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 40
Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
(X) Pole Danced (Not for money, mind you, but still)
(X) Questioned Your Heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 44
Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 47
Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 52
Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 56
Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 60
Level 19
(X) Crashed A Party
(X) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
() Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 63
Level 20
(X) Worn Pearls
(X) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 66
Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(X) Kicked A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 70
Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(X) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 74
Level 23
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
() Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 77
Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
() Gone Streaking
(X) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 79
Level 25
() Played Chinese Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 83
Level 26
(X) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(X) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 88
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
(X) French Braided Someones Hair
(X) Gone Skinny Dipping
(X) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 95
Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(X) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 100
Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(X) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 105
Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(X) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 110
*duhs*
Posted 17 years agoDidn't know there was a code generator.. but now that I've been bored.. here it is!
FC1.Fv~ S$MA0+++++ S$^Hyena G$+ G$^ H$6'2"-f W$180-m T$2'-f W$18'-f A$Ancient M$++++ H$++ M$+ M$Matter_Manipulation
^Necromancy
^Elemental
^Secret P$+++ F$++++^+++++++^+++++++++^++++++++++ S$+ N$TymberWulf
FC1.Fv~ S$MA0+++++ S$^Hyena G$+ G$^ H$6'2"-f W$180-m T$2'-f W$18'-f A$Ancient M$++++ H$++ M$+ M$Matter_Manipulation
^Necromancy
^Elemental
^Secret P$+++ F$++++^+++++++^+++++++++^++++++++++ S$+ N$TymberWulf
