You know what's funny?
Posted 13 years agoI joined this site years ago not even knowing that there was a stereotype (or whatever one might call it; I'm still not quite sure what to call it myself) that the term 'Furries' or 'Furry' implied. I had always thought that 'Furry' simply meant that a character was covered in fur, such as an anthro dog. A furry anthro dog. Furry. As in an adjective, not a noun.
Of course at the time I also had the ignorance and stupidity to call myself 'Tymiko' on here despite the fact that Tymiko is the name of one of my first and main OCs and that she is an eternal child meant to have eternal innocence and to always have fun and play with everyone who lives in Neverland.
I kid you not.
A little ironic, isn't it?
Of course at the time I also had the ignorance and stupidity to call myself 'Tymiko' on here despite the fact that Tymiko is the name of one of my first and main OCs and that she is an eternal child meant to have eternal innocence and to always have fun and play with everyone who lives in Neverland.
I kid you not.
A little ironic, isn't it?
Not that anyone cares, but...
Posted 15 years agoCan't ignore a tag. I blame
djTMcr. I'm just doing the Bug Boyz because I have way too many characters to list otherwise.
A. How old are you?
Janet: Fifteen. I'm a young junior; so what?
Jasper: Me? I'm sixteen.
Matthew: Sixteen years old.
Benjamin: This year? Um...this year makes it seventeen.
Look: Twenty-one.
Leer: I'm fifteen. And we're twins, you air-head - no one's gonna believe that.
B. Height?
Janet: *grumbles* Five foot, two.
Jasper: I'm five feet, eight inches. Heh; haven't really grown since last year.
Matthew: Five feet, four point five inches. What is the meaning of these questions?
Benjamin: Uh...with or without antennae? Without...that's...five feet, eleven inches? I need to stop growing...
Look: *stares at Leer* Six feet.
Leer: You wish. *stands back-to-back* We're five feet, three inches. That's one up on Jan!
C. Do you have any bad habits?
Janet: What the hell are you trying to imply?!
Jasper: I, um...tend to have a big mouth, I guess, hehe...
Matthew: According to the standards of my peers, perhaps a lack of socialization, though I find the concept completely unnecessary and a waste of time.
Benjamin: ...Accidentally stabbing people and poisioning them...it's why I always wear a vial of antidote around my neck...
Look: Um...I don't really think they're bad bad, but we've got a few habits, sure. Who doesn't? *glances at Leer*
Leer: *looks at Look and counts on his fingers* Drinking, flirting, pulling pranks, insulting mon for no reason, stealing Benny's wallet for whiskey money, picking fights we can't win, singing badly, running away, flying while drunk, forgetting directions when on foot...*goes on and on*
D. You a virgin?
Janet: Just come a little closer and I'll tell you. Just a little closer. In range of my fist.
Jasper: *blushes profusely* Y-y-yes...
Matthew: I refuse to answer such an indignant, personal, irrelevant question.
Benjamin: *peers over his shades* ...Do I honestly seem like a mon someone would get in bed with?
Look: No. *smirks*
Leer: Yes. Because unlike my idiot brother, I didn't get raped by a guy and pretended I slept with a girl.
Look: SHUT UP! *turns red* I ALMOST did two girls! That adds up, right?
E. Who's your mate/spouse?
Janet: *glares at the wall, crimson face darkening* Don't got one...
Jasper: *presses his fingertips together nervously* Um...I only have a crush. *blushes deeply, smiling*
Matthew: I don't see how this pertains to anything. I don't have either.
Benjamin: You serious? *laughs sheepishly, blushing*
Look: A mate? You mean like, for life? No way, I'm not planning on settling down! There're too many babes out there waiting for me to spend time with them! How am I going to satisfy them all if I'm tied down to just one?
Leer: *sighs* I think having someone like that would be nice...but I don't have anyone to call a 'spouse'. We're still young.
F. Have any kids?
Janet: Is this some sort of joke?!
Jasper: N-n-not that I know of...how could I if I've never done anything?
Matthew: Biologically? No. Though I don't see how that's anyone's business but my own.
Benjamin: That depends. Do Look and Leer count? I've been told I'm practically their mother. And I tend to have to care for them in her place. She's got a rough job.
Look: Uh, ew, no.
Leer: *laughs* Nope.
G. Favorite food?
Janet: Cupcakes. Don't ask me why. I can't resist them.
Jasper: Uh...um, cheese-flavored things? And cheese in general?
Matthew: .........Honey.
Benjamin: Hmm...never really thought about it. Lemonade? Easy to drink through a straw.
Look: PANCAKES! With honey and jelly and syrup and marmalade, and all sorts of sweet, sticky stuff!
Leer: Ditto. Nectar's our favorite drink, though.
H. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Janet: Er...I don't really...eat ice cream. Vanilla?
Jasper: Chocolate ~ But bananas splits with chocolate, rawstberry, AND vanilla ice cream are the best!
Matthew: .........Honey.
Benjamin: Heh, I'm good with whatever I can share with the twins. Don't eat much on my own, since it tends to be hard for me to hold.
Look: I like sherberts. Rainbow most of all. But cake batter's good too!
Leer: Chocolate-chip cookie dough. And mint. I can't pick.
I. Killed anyone?
Janet: Not yet. But I've got a to-do list...
Jasper: No way! Why'd you ask something like that?!
Matthew: I sincerely doubt you have the authority to ask me that and warrent an honest answer.
Benjamin: I...don't think so. At least I hope not...
Look: Tried a few times. Almost succeeded once. *bitter scowl* Found out he was just pretending to mess with me. Now I REALLY want him dead.
Leer: Well, I've been pretty close to killing Look a few times - what?! Oh, come on, Benny, it's a joke! Don't look at me like that!
J. Hate anyone?
Janet: YES. Anyone and everyone who associates me with those moron twin cousins of mine. Not to mention anyone who looks down on girls for being 'inferior' to guys. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Jasper: Aw, she doesn't mean that. Hate's a strong word. I don't think I could truthfully say I've ever hated anyone.
Matthew: Hate is a useless emotion. It's better not to feel it.
Benjamin: I used to think I hated my dad, but then I realized it's not his fault he is who he is.
Look: Tons. There's Delrin, that traitorous back-stabber, and Keiko, that stupid gender-confused psycho, and that bully fur-face, Tetsubo, and that ghost jerk, Mortuus...
Leer: Other than Look, yeah. But I'm not naming names.
K. Any secrets?
Janet: Sure. And they're staying secrets.
Jasper: *laughs* Any secrets I have never stay secret for too long Except, um, my crush, I guess...
Matthew: Everyone has secrets. Mine will not be compromised by way of this pointless interrogation.
Benjamin: I got a few personal ones, yes. Mostly about family; nothing anyone else would be interested in.
Look: You really think I'm gonna give 'em up that easy?
Leer: Buy me a bottle of whiskey and maybe I'll talk.
L. Love anyone?
Janet: Maybe.
Jasper: Y-y-yes...? I think so...
Matthew: Love is as meaningless an emotion as hate. In fact, it's difficult to find one without the other. I try to avoid both.
Benjamin: As family, sure. As more than just family or friends...maybe.
Look: Yeah, I LOVE girls!
Leer: Actually, I think the only love that exists outside of fairy tales is lust.
M. What is your job?
Janet: I just got a job waiting tables. I'm the fastest person there, but I'm still trying to get the hang of not spilling stuff.
Jasper: Just applied for a costruction job, since I'm pretty good at lifting heavy things, and these extra arms have got to be good for something.
Matthew: I'm curretly a full-time student, but I plan to attend the police academy when I'm done with school.
Benjamin: It's a full-time job looking after the twins.
Look: A job? Um...being Arceus' gift to ladies?
Leer: *rolls his eyes* We're part time students, part time alcoholics.
N. Are you a boy or a girl?
Janet: What do you think? *makes a pair of fists*
Jasper: Guy, last time I checked. *laughs*
Matthew: If that isn't obvious to you, I may have to question the order of these inquiries.
Benjamin: I'm male. Do you really need to ask?
Look: .........I don't know.
Leer: *sighs and facepalms* We're male, Look. Boys. Guys.
O. Family?
Janet: What about them? I got a mom and a dad. I'm an only child.
Jasper: I've got a younger brother, but he doesn't get out much.
Matthew: I had three sisters. And a mother. And a father. But I'm on my own these days.
Benjamin: My mother's in a mental hospital and my father's currently in jail. Yeah, some family, right? I think of Look and Leer's parents as more of my family, and the twins like my brothers.
Look: Nancy and Flynn are never around, so they don't really count as our parents.
Leer: And when they ARE around, they're usually oogling over our baby sister, Wink, so...yeah, Benny's pretty much all we got.
P. Best Friends?
Janet: Well, Jas has a big mouth on him, but he's a good guy.
Jasper: Jan, for sure! But Matt's also a good friend. And Ben!
Matthew: I don't believe in best friends. Only true friends. And those are all too few.
Benjamin: Look and Leer. Wouldn't have it any other way.
Look: Benny, the Golden One!
Leer: Yup, that's our Benjamin.
Q. What was the most surprising moment in your life up until now?
Janet: Mmm...when my mother sat me down one afternoon to tell me the difference between guys and girls.
Jasper: Meeting Jan, I guess. Never met anyone who could beat me in speed before.
Matthew: I do my best to remain intune to my surroundings and therefore be prepared for the unexpected. Thus I am rarely surprised.
Benjamin: HAHa that's funny...um...when I found out my stingers were dangerous?
Look: ...When the charmeleon I thought I'd murdered showed up at my front door one morning to give me the newspaper and spitefully kiss me.
Leer: I'd have to say...when Delrin was first nice to me that night on the baseball field.
djTMcr. I'm just doing the Bug Boyz because I have way too many characters to list otherwise.A. How old are you?
Janet: Fifteen. I'm a young junior; so what?
Jasper: Me? I'm sixteen.
Matthew: Sixteen years old.
Benjamin: This year? Um...this year makes it seventeen.
Look: Twenty-one.
Leer: I'm fifteen. And we're twins, you air-head - no one's gonna believe that.
B. Height?
Janet: *grumbles* Five foot, two.
Jasper: I'm five feet, eight inches. Heh; haven't really grown since last year.
Matthew: Five feet, four point five inches. What is the meaning of these questions?
Benjamin: Uh...with or without antennae? Without...that's...five feet, eleven inches? I need to stop growing...
Look: *stares at Leer* Six feet.
Leer: You wish. *stands back-to-back* We're five feet, three inches. That's one up on Jan!
C. Do you have any bad habits?
Janet: What the hell are you trying to imply?!
Jasper: I, um...tend to have a big mouth, I guess, hehe...
Matthew: According to the standards of my peers, perhaps a lack of socialization, though I find the concept completely unnecessary and a waste of time.
Benjamin: ...Accidentally stabbing people and poisioning them...it's why I always wear a vial of antidote around my neck...
Look: Um...I don't really think they're bad bad, but we've got a few habits, sure. Who doesn't? *glances at Leer*
Leer: *looks at Look and counts on his fingers* Drinking, flirting, pulling pranks, insulting mon for no reason, stealing Benny's wallet for whiskey money, picking fights we can't win, singing badly, running away, flying while drunk, forgetting directions when on foot...*goes on and on*
D. You a virgin?
Janet: Just come a little closer and I'll tell you. Just a little closer. In range of my fist.
Jasper: *blushes profusely* Y-y-yes...
Matthew: I refuse to answer such an indignant, personal, irrelevant question.
Benjamin: *peers over his shades* ...Do I honestly seem like a mon someone would get in bed with?
Look: No. *smirks*
Leer: Yes. Because unlike my idiot brother, I didn't get raped by a guy and pretended I slept with a girl.
Look: SHUT UP! *turns red* I ALMOST did two girls! That adds up, right?
E. Who's your mate/spouse?
Janet: *glares at the wall, crimson face darkening* Don't got one...
Jasper: *presses his fingertips together nervously* Um...I only have a crush. *blushes deeply, smiling*
Matthew: I don't see how this pertains to anything. I don't have either.
Benjamin: You serious? *laughs sheepishly, blushing*
Look: A mate? You mean like, for life? No way, I'm not planning on settling down! There're too many babes out there waiting for me to spend time with them! How am I going to satisfy them all if I'm tied down to just one?
Leer: *sighs* I think having someone like that would be nice...but I don't have anyone to call a 'spouse'. We're still young.
F. Have any kids?
Janet: Is this some sort of joke?!
Jasper: N-n-not that I know of...how could I if I've never done anything?
Matthew: Biologically? No. Though I don't see how that's anyone's business but my own.
Benjamin: That depends. Do Look and Leer count? I've been told I'm practically their mother. And I tend to have to care for them in her place. She's got a rough job.
Look: Uh, ew, no.
Leer: *laughs* Nope.
G. Favorite food?
Janet: Cupcakes. Don't ask me why. I can't resist them.
Jasper: Uh...um, cheese-flavored things? And cheese in general?
Matthew: .........Honey.
Benjamin: Hmm...never really thought about it. Lemonade? Easy to drink through a straw.
Look: PANCAKES! With honey and jelly and syrup and marmalade, and all sorts of sweet, sticky stuff!
Leer: Ditto. Nectar's our favorite drink, though.
H. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Janet: Er...I don't really...eat ice cream. Vanilla?
Jasper: Chocolate ~ But bananas splits with chocolate, rawstberry, AND vanilla ice cream are the best!
Matthew: .........Honey.
Benjamin: Heh, I'm good with whatever I can share with the twins. Don't eat much on my own, since it tends to be hard for me to hold.
Look: I like sherberts. Rainbow most of all. But cake batter's good too!
Leer: Chocolate-chip cookie dough. And mint. I can't pick.
I. Killed anyone?
Janet: Not yet. But I've got a to-do list...
Jasper: No way! Why'd you ask something like that?!
Matthew: I sincerely doubt you have the authority to ask me that and warrent an honest answer.
Benjamin: I...don't think so. At least I hope not...
Look: Tried a few times. Almost succeeded once. *bitter scowl* Found out he was just pretending to mess with me. Now I REALLY want him dead.
Leer: Well, I've been pretty close to killing Look a few times - what?! Oh, come on, Benny, it's a joke! Don't look at me like that!
J. Hate anyone?
Janet: YES. Anyone and everyone who associates me with those moron twin cousins of mine. Not to mention anyone who looks down on girls for being 'inferior' to guys. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Jasper: Aw, she doesn't mean that. Hate's a strong word. I don't think I could truthfully say I've ever hated anyone.
Matthew: Hate is a useless emotion. It's better not to feel it.
Benjamin: I used to think I hated my dad, but then I realized it's not his fault he is who he is.
Look: Tons. There's Delrin, that traitorous back-stabber, and Keiko, that stupid gender-confused psycho, and that bully fur-face, Tetsubo, and that ghost jerk, Mortuus...
Leer: Other than Look, yeah. But I'm not naming names.
K. Any secrets?
Janet: Sure. And they're staying secrets.
Jasper: *laughs* Any secrets I have never stay secret for too long Except, um, my crush, I guess...
Matthew: Everyone has secrets. Mine will not be compromised by way of this pointless interrogation.
Benjamin: I got a few personal ones, yes. Mostly about family; nothing anyone else would be interested in.
Look: You really think I'm gonna give 'em up that easy?
Leer: Buy me a bottle of whiskey and maybe I'll talk.
L. Love anyone?
Janet: Maybe.
Jasper: Y-y-yes...? I think so...
Matthew: Love is as meaningless an emotion as hate. In fact, it's difficult to find one without the other. I try to avoid both.
Benjamin: As family, sure. As more than just family or friends...maybe.
Look: Yeah, I LOVE girls!
Leer: Actually, I think the only love that exists outside of fairy tales is lust.
M. What is your job?
Janet: I just got a job waiting tables. I'm the fastest person there, but I'm still trying to get the hang of not spilling stuff.
Jasper: Just applied for a costruction job, since I'm pretty good at lifting heavy things, and these extra arms have got to be good for something.
Matthew: I'm curretly a full-time student, but I plan to attend the police academy when I'm done with school.
Benjamin: It's a full-time job looking after the twins.
Look: A job? Um...being Arceus' gift to ladies?
Leer: *rolls his eyes* We're part time students, part time alcoholics.
N. Are you a boy or a girl?
Janet: What do you think? *makes a pair of fists*
Jasper: Guy, last time I checked. *laughs*
Matthew: If that isn't obvious to you, I may have to question the order of these inquiries.
Benjamin: I'm male. Do you really need to ask?
Look: .........I don't know.
Leer: *sighs and facepalms* We're male, Look. Boys. Guys.
O. Family?
Janet: What about them? I got a mom and a dad. I'm an only child.
Jasper: I've got a younger brother, but he doesn't get out much.
Matthew: I had three sisters. And a mother. And a father. But I'm on my own these days.
Benjamin: My mother's in a mental hospital and my father's currently in jail. Yeah, some family, right? I think of Look and Leer's parents as more of my family, and the twins like my brothers.
Look: Nancy and Flynn are never around, so they don't really count as our parents.
Leer: And when they ARE around, they're usually oogling over our baby sister, Wink, so...yeah, Benny's pretty much all we got.
P. Best Friends?
Janet: Well, Jas has a big mouth on him, but he's a good guy.
Jasper: Jan, for sure! But Matt's also a good friend. And Ben!
Matthew: I don't believe in best friends. Only true friends. And those are all too few.
Benjamin: Look and Leer. Wouldn't have it any other way.
Look: Benny, the Golden One!
Leer: Yup, that's our Benjamin.
Q. What was the most surprising moment in your life up until now?
Janet: Mmm...when my mother sat me down one afternoon to tell me the difference between guys and girls.
Jasper: Meeting Jan, I guess. Never met anyone who could beat me in speed before.
Matthew: I do my best to remain intune to my surroundings and therefore be prepared for the unexpected. Thus I am rarely surprised.
Benjamin: HAHa that's funny...um...when I found out my stingers were dangerous?
Look: ...When the charmeleon I thought I'd murdered showed up at my front door one morning to give me the newspaper and spitefully kiss me.
Leer: I'd have to say...when Delrin was first nice to me that night on the baseball field.
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