i mean what

http://www.foresthillcomic.org/comics/

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OH HOLY CRAP ITS FURAFFINITY QUIZ TIME!

Twilight Sparkle:
[X] You have a huge collection of books.
[X] You value your alone time.
[X] You have trouble making friends.
[X] You are very intelligent.
[ ] You write letters regularly.
[ ] You find a lesson in everything.
[ ] You have trouble doing things “the old-fashioned way.”
[X] You’ve recently moved to a new town.
[X] You’re rather sarcastic.
[ ] You’re often accused of being a know-it-all.
Total: 6

Pinkie Pie:
[ ] You’re the black sheep of the family.
[ ] You’re majorly hyper.
[ ] You love to siiiing!
[ ] You’re known for throwing great parties!
[ ] You’re great at baking.
[X] People sometimes don’t get your jokes.
[ ] You’re a prankster troll.
[ ] You’re a super-intense personality.
[ ] You have strange pets.
[ ] You are known to go to extremes.
Total: 1

Applejack:
[X] You’re very stubborn.
[ ] You find great joy in working.
[ ] You prefer the country to the city.
[ ] You speak with an accent.
[ ] You HATE cheating.
[ ] You have freckles.
[X] You prefer casual wear rather than formal things.
[ ] You wear your hair in a ponytail(s).
[X] You have a large family.
[ ] You have trouble lying.
Total: 3

Rainbow Dash:
[X] You love winning.
[ ] You like sports.
[ ] You have a funky haircolor.
[ ] You have fangirl tendencies.
[ ] You have no problem speaking your mind.
[X] You will give up anything for your friends.
[ ] You like being recognized for good things.
[X] You have no problem defying traditional gender-roles.
[X] You act now, think later.
[ ] You’re very brave.
Total: 4

Rarity:
[ ] You love being the center of attention.
[X] You have a cat.
[ ] You sew well.
[ ] It’s well-known that you’re somewhat vain.
[X] You love the excitement of the city!
[ ] You will overwork yourself to do something nice for your friends.
[ ] You wear makeup.
[ ] You’re prone to whining.
[ ] You have original taste in fashion.
[ ] You enjoy bonding with your besties <3
Total: 2

Fluttershy:
[X] You HATE being the center of attention.
[X] You struggle with sharing your mind.
[X] You love animals and help them however you can.
[ ] You’re graceful.
[ ] You’re very quiet or soft-spoken.
[X] You have a secret mean-streak.
[ ] You’ve been told you could model.
[ ] You’re the eldest of your friends.
[ ] You like wearing your hair loose and long.
[ ] You’re very nurturing
Total: 4

AND THE VERDICT IS:
I hate loaded questions.

Today I got something in the mail from the Census Bureau saying I'm going to get something in the mail from the Census Bureau.

It came with a pamphlet that was translated into, besides Spanish, Japanese, some form of Chinese, (I think) Vietnamese, and Russian. What.

But you have to manually delete the alert anyway.

I can't stop looking at it. It's like a Graveyard Greg comic. At least my suck is on purpose.

I mean, look at this.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20070916

And this.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20110206

And this.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20110130

And this.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20110109

"Thomas is artistically blocked". What.

What.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20101212

WHAT.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20101205

So he doesn't like the Beatles? Or something?

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20101121

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

So I just logged into FurryMuck for the first time in like six months and decided to give a glance at recent WCotP strips. I haven't looked at it in a while.

Has it always been this unfunny? I mean. This.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20110424

And this.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20110417

And this.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20110410

And this.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20110403

And this.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20110320

And this.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20110306

And this.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20110227

And this.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20111009

And holy fucking cockshit this.

http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/.....?date=20110925

I mean. It's. It's. It's not funny. It's not even amusing. It's not even so-bad-it's-good. It's not even a fucking comic. What is this.

He fades into obscurity and his place of burial is forgotten until the 1890s.

1791: Mozart dies at a ridiculously young age. His place of burial remains unknown.

2011: Steve Jobs dies. The whole world shits its pants.

Take this as you will.

...an artist might want to refresh their style, start from a new approach, and all that.

What I don't understand is why those artists feel an urge to OBLITERATE EVERYTHING THAT HAS COME BEFORE.

I'm looking at you, MrK-9. I mean, it's like you're Brahms or something, burning absolutely everything every time you have an epiphany.

And we'd really like to get a chance to look at the stuff Brahms wrote when he was young.

But he got rid of it.

And posterity has regretted it.

Not that you're Brahms.

I mean, I don't really like Brahms.

But a lot of Bach's stuff has gone the way of the garbage heap, too, because composers at the time didn't think to preserve their work for posterity.

STOP IT.

Which took us nearly two decades to figure out.

God bless America.

Up next, should kittens and puppies be allowed equal cuteness..

I have them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3BlFZWJNA

how "they all float" is supposed to be menacing?

Thx.

I'm not offended. I just don't get... ya know. Why.

Cross-posted from my new blog, Twilight Re-Write

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So here's the deal. The Twilight saga fascinates me. It's 2,500 pages and four books made almost entirely out of filler, hailed by its fans as a great, epic romance, when in reality it's a bloated, poorly-written heap of sexist, misogynist slog.

I wrote about this in my other blog, The (Adjective) Reviewer Person, attempting to justify my interest and explain why this series is the most popular thing since gaffer tape. You can see that entry here, if you want to read it.

In that entry, I mused about re-writing the first book, as a creative writing exercise, and I decided to go ahead and give it a go.

These are my goals:
1) Condense, condense, condense. You could chop off several pages simply by removing every instance of the word "perfect", for example.
2) Obliterate the misogyny and sexism. I suspect a lot of this can be fixed simply by giving the characters personalities.
3) Turn up the plot. There is something kind-of like a plot in this book, but it's stretched to the breaking point and smothered in filler.
4) Turn up the heat. This book is supposed to be romantic and at least somewhat erotic. It's neither.

So there you go. I'll be posting it in installments. The first one will go up sometime today.

So there's this character named Chester and he's gay and he's a cacomistle and he's gay and he's swishy and this doesn't align with my idea of what a fictional gay furry anthropomorphic non-existent talking animal character should be like so I'm gonna draw really nasty violent pictures of him getting the shit beat out of him because then my e-penis and digital confidence about my own sexuality will grow I hate my life and myself why did I have to be gay oh God have mercy on me ;.;

I like how the people wondering why we're talking about Donald Trump are the only people talking about Donald Trump.

It's a comic illustrated by Krahnos. That's pretty cool.

Oh. It's written by the same guy who does Carpe Diem.

Nevermind.

I totally did not know that Fender had his head in a carnivorous plant.

"To climb ladders, press the circle button!"

Thanks, Campbell.

Relatively little of our imported oil comes from the middle-east. Most of it's from Canada and a combination of other places which is not the middle-east.

Shhh.

Michelle Obama ate ribs!

Let's see how many ad hominems we can come up with! Let's see.. uh... Michelle Obama ate ribs, therefore her campaign to get Americans to eat healthier is bullshit! Hah! Take that!

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why you continue to visit a site infested by negativity and idiotic internet pseudo-politics.

Dear world, please stop calling him "The Biebs". He's an extremely white sixteen-year-old with a bizarre hair-helmet, not a poster child for cool.

Here it is.

Basically, thirty movies that you love, which stuck with you, affected you, etc. Order doesn't matter. Just fill it out as fast as you can.

1. Execution (2008)
2. The Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
3. Titanic (1997)
4. The Day After (1983)
5. Event Horizon (1997)
6. Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who (2008)
7. Der Untergang (2004)
8. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
9. The Haunting (1963)
10. Ed Wood (1994)
11. Titan A. E. (2000)
12. Volcano (1997)
13. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
14. Antichrist (2009)
15. Event Horizon (1997)
16. Supervolcano (2005)
17. Apocalypse Now (1979)
18. Judas und Jesus (2004)
19. The Trial (1962)
20. Meet the Feebles (1990)
21. Metropolis (1927)
22. Plan 9 From Outer Space (1958)
23. Who Done It? (1942)
24. The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)
25. The Secret of NIMH (1982)
26. Avatar (2009)
27. Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
28. The Towering Inferno (1974)
29. The Great Escape (1963)
30. Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)