into signing up on F-List. I'd prefer people get to know me by... well, getting to know me, not having it handed to them. But whatever, I'll grin and bear it.

http://www.f-list.net/c/t%20two%20nee%20tom

You may not know this, but in mid February, my computer's motherboard died, so I had to get a new computer. I, deing the dope that I am, had my computer remember my WLM password, and forgot it, and was unable to retrieve it. So now I finally gave up and got a new one: Marauder_Octobot@hotmail.com. Also, my new computer has Skype pre-installed on it. I'm "Marauder_Octobot" there, too.

To me, love is caring, not just about the other person's happiness, but also about their health, wellness, safety, and comfort. And the three people I care most about,  nunya  raukue and  mikeyvulpine don't give a shit about their own health or mine, and don't listen to my advice. But  nunya impacts me most directly because he lives with me, and causes me undue stress, because I care about him and he doesn't tell me what's happening half the time.

Okay, so I heard about a web comic called "The Problems With Cross Breeding," but I can't find the link ANYWHERE! I'm pulling my hair out over this. If anyone has the URL for this webcomic, you'll be my hero forever. So please? Pretty please? Deliver to me the URL.

I mean, yeah. So I say things people don't want to hear. There are three options, but some people only consider two of them; blocking, and flaming. Why not address it like a mature person?

Pie Bites: Why I Don't Mind Faving Without Commenting

OOOOH!
I REALLY LIKE
THIS PIC!
I'LL FAVE
IT!

BUT HMM... I SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE SOME KINDA COMMENT.
DON'T WANNA SEEM RUDE. SOMETIMES IT'S DIFFICULT FOR ME TO PUT
INTO WORDS WHY I LIKE SOMETHING, THOUGH. AND IT ALWAYS
COMES OUT SOUNDING LAME WHEN I TRY TOO HARD.

"I LIKE THE WAY THE
TEXTURE OF THE HAIR
HIGHLIGHTS THE--" NO.
"OH MY GOD THIS
PIC IS SO AWESOME
ONE OF MY OVARIES
BURST INTO FLAMES--"
OH HELL NO.
NNNNNNGH!

THUD!
"HOT DAMN!
I'D LIKE TO BOUNCE
A QUARTER OFF
THOSE TITS! :D"

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Pie Bites: Why I Don't Mind Faving Without Commenting - by technicolor_pie

I have a really hard time expressing my thoughts sometimes. I know it may not seem like it since I like NEVER SHUT UP but sometimes I just look at something and get a little mental HAPPY FACE because it presses some button but I can't really write a comment about it that doesn't sound lame ass or forced.

There are some artists who apparently get pissed off if a lot of people fave and then don't comment, and I also understand their side of things. They was feedback so they can improve sometimes, and sometimes it's just nice to get a compliment when you need a little ego boost.

Buuuut just to let you know you don't have to worry about me minding if you fave and don't comment. I understand how it can be.

Thanks for tagging me, Loki. Yay! I'm being included in things

*ahem* On with it.

1. You must tag atleast 3 other people.
2. You CAN'T retag someone >.< because thats just silly >.>;
3. You must tell the person you tagged that you tagged them :P

Thats all! Ready? Right.... on we go.

1. What does Hallowe'en mean to you?
Hmm... candy. Kids coming to the door with cute costumes. Seeing people's imaginative displays.

2. What is the best song that would sum up Hallowe'en for you? (If you cant figure out one song make up a list of five maximum o.o)
This Is Hallowe'en, from the Nightmare Before Christmas

3. Whats the worse thing to happen to you on Hallowe'en?
My homemade costume falling apart. I just wish I had a picture of it intact

4. Whats the worse candy that you've ever gotten on a trick or treating raid?
Black licorice.

5. What movies do you think make up for the best all night spooktacular Hallowe'en video marathon?
Durned if I know. I don't like horror or slasher movies, but it'd probably be them.

6. What movie would you never ever want to miss seeing at Hallowe'en?
I'll miss movies for Hallowe'en's sake. Well, maybe not any movie, but any Halloween themed one for sure I'd miss.

7. Do you like to listen to Hallowe'en themed music during October?
I guess.

8. Now for something completely different. Do you believe in ghosts?
Absolutely.

9. If you answered yes have you ever seen, heard, or felt a ghost?
Yes. I saw one on the side of a freeway. A man. Then next second, he disappeared into the rain.

10. What about other things that go bump in the night?
I go bump in the night. And I sleep during the day.

11. Tell me about something that scared you during Hallowe'en.
The thought of getting tetanus from my poorly made Hallowe'en costume.

12. Where is the scariest place you've been on Hallowe'en?
The inside of my poorly made Halowe'en costume. WHAT COMPELLED ME TO USE CHICKEN WIRE? OMG

P.S. OSHIT the tagging. Hmmm...
, , and

I've moved all the way from the Peuget Sound area in Washington State to the Chesapeake Bay area in Virginia! That's 3000 miles! I'm living with  Nunya now, so I've been AFK a lot. And sharing a computer with him when I'm not. My computer gets shipped in on Monday, but I won't be able to use it that soon, with nowhere to put it.

But I'll try to get back to looking at and commenting on people's art now.

I want 'em. Give them to me. I won't fight them, I'll use them. To fix my pictures and not repeat my mistakes. I'd rather not be coddled, because that's not helpful.

You know how people die in their sleep? It's from having dreams they can't wake up from! _{[citation needed]}

So there I was, in a mall of some sort. While there, I got something to eat. I ate, then left the table. but after going a ways away, I realized I had left something behind, my dad's antique cup.

I went back to the table and the cup was missing! Gone! I searched everywhere, before realizing someone must've stolen it. Duh.

I started walking home, thinking up excuses as to why dad's cup was gone, when I saw a shooting star. A little goat man showed up and told me to wish on the star, so I said "I wish I could go back to before I lost that cup."

BAM! Time travel. I was taken to the mall before I lost the cup, but this time, mall security saw fit to do a security check of me (probably because there were two of me, and also because I appeared out of thin air.

When I got to where I lost the cup, I couldn't find myself OR the cup. Then I looked up at the clock and saw that I was too late, I had been held up by mall security too long.

I sat and started to mope, when a girl who was supposedly "a friend" (Mom? My cousin? I'm kinda unclear on that) showed up and told me I had kept her waiting. She then led me out the back way. I was explaining the situation to her, but she said she knew, and would help me get that cup back.

Then the little goat man showed up again and pointed me towards a wishing well, at which point, the dream began to resemble an episode of R.L. Stine's Goosebumps. The goat guy told me how to work this particular wishing well, and as a result I wished. Quote unquote, "I wish I had dad's cup back."

The goat guy told me my cup was now at the bottom of a deep, narrow hole. For some reason, Friend had a flashlight, a shovel, and some sort of long tong like things. It was nighttime, so I couldn't see down the hole without the flashlight.

Friend shon the flashlight down the hole once, showing me the cup was indeed at the bottom. But when I reached in the hole with the tongs, she pulled the light away, saying she was "getting cold" without it, and wouldn't give it up. Without the light, I couldn't see what I was doing, so I'd have to dig the hole wider. As instructed by both Friend and Goat.

After a while, Friend told me I could have the flashlight if I nailed together three pieces of wood in the shape of the letter "A" (yes, very wierd. I don't get it either) using nails that were really dowels roughly hewn from sticks.

Given a hammer, I attempted this, predictably breaking all the dowels and not even making any holes in the pieces of wood. Friend became enraged and kicked me into the hole and across the ground, making the hole look kinda like a grave.

Friend got all mean and made me dig deeper. As I was digging, I heard someone say "I'm alive," in a way that someone would say he finally found his way out of a labyrinth. I couldn't see anyone besides Friend and Goat, so I climbed a tree to see over a wall.

To my horror, I saw six or seven other people (or rather, dirt filled holes with shovel sounds coming from them) and one hole with a person (rather alive looking, not zombielike) just starting to climb out. He repeated "I'm alive," before disappearing from view under falling dirt.

"THAT'S GONNA BE ME!" I realized, suddenly waking up. What? It was a dream? Haha! That means I could manipulate it and rescue those other people, who were having the same dream I was having, but who hadn't woken up.

So I went back to sleep, to rescue the others. I gave myself all the tools I could think of, but was thwarted in every attempt to get them out of their holes. Goat man told me if I tried to help them, I'd be stuck in the dream forever, like I was originally supposed to.

"Forever?" I asked, "But that means these are all people who..."

"Died in their sleep?" Goat man finished my sentence, "Yes. Yes they are."

Realizing I wasn't really asleep this time, I yanked myself back to my bedroom. I put together the pieces. Being dead, having to repeat a task for eternity, that sounded like the Greek and Roman Hades to me.

I also remembered dad never had any antique cups.

Age: 26
Where did you grow up: Washington... STATE >:0

WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
A creak

2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
ME? push it around? No, it has wheels and can roll. It's a cart.

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
No, I carry my lunch in an insulated bag, with a zipper compartment to keep other things in, like sunglasses, bus card, money, pr0ns...

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
kitchen

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
BED!

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
shingles.

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
nowhere. Stay inside where it's warm and dry.

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Root beer in milk.

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
pancake

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Burger

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Nothing, if I had my way >:3
Barring that, shorts.

12. Shoes worn for sports.
"shoes"

13. Putting a room in order.
boring, time consuming, and disorienting; chores

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
dead in a few seconds. I like the dark.

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
sowbug

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
seesaw

17. How do you eat your pizza?
With a fork, from the top to the bottom.

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
garage sale

19. What's the evening meal?
Food that I eat whenever I feel like it.

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
downstairs

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
drinking fountain

If he does, I'd love to go to his page and fave everything there.

http://www.gofurry.com/illus.htm

If ANYONE has any information regarding the watching or faving of this man, there's a reward of your choice? Within reason. Sound good?

01. Are you single or taken?
Taken, but long distance

02. Chocolate or flowers?
CHOCOLATE what are you kidding me? Flowers are for girls and sissies (not meant in a bad way, BTW)

03. Will you do anything special for Valentine's Day?
This year? Sadly, no.

04.Do you like anyone?
 Nunya

05. Were you dating anyone last Valentine's Day?
No.

06. What would be your dream Valentine's date?
HOOOOOT TUUUUUUB minus swimsuits, and some hot bodies holding hot Toddies. Awwwwwww yeah.

07. Do you make a big deal about Valentine's Day?
I'd like to <_<

08. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
If so, it was top secret, because I don't know of any.

09. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I don't write much. I'd rather tell someone in person/in an IM.

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
He's a Greek myth. But the concept is real.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentine's Day?
Yeah, they do. They probably won't next year, when they know the truth.

12. Do you still send out Valentine's Day cards?
Used to, don't any more.

13. Do you like candy hearts?
They're good for arts and crafts, but otherwise... meh.

14. Why is there no question 14?
February 14th

15. Is Valentine's Day depressing?
HECK no.

16. How do you feel about PDA?
It's good for organising your schedule =3
...
What? Oh, you mean Public Displays of Affection? Yes please.

17. How is your love life?
Fine thanks.

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentine's Day?
Not on Valentine's Day. But I HAVE been dumped in an e-mail, by a girlfriend I knew IN PERSON XP

19. How many roses would you want?
I don't want flowers. And if I did want flowers, I'd prefer a single Hibiscus, or a leigh.

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend SO next Valentine's Day?
Yes!

Harry and Fox have a lot in common. I notice more and more every time I think about it.

•They both have a dead father named James, whose ghost they've seen.
•Both Jameses were betrayed by someone they thought was an ally (Pettigrew, Pigma)
•Both Jameses were killed by their franchise's main villain.
•Both main villains were, at one point, seen as nothing but a face.
•Both Harry and Fox are good at flying.
•Both were taught by one of their father's closest friends (Lupin, Peppy)
•One is Harry and the other is furry. XDD*brick*
•One has a wand, the other was temporarily in possession of a magical staff.
•One has flown on a dragon, the other has flown on a (fire breathing) dinosaur.
•Both have a female friend who particularly excells at magic.
•Both have a friend whos clumsiness gets them in trouble (Neville, Slippy)
•Both had a friend that left their group for a while, then came back.
•Both have been put into a situation with their rival where they have a common threat
•One had a headmaster, the other a general, who died after, and because of, becoming infected/cursed.
-Neither were killed by their franchise's main villain.
•Fox has been in seven games so far (Star Fox, Star Fox 64, Star Fox Adventures, Star Fox: Assault, Star Fox Command, Super Smash Bros., Super Smash Bros. Melee)

Homophobia/Transphobia

*I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

*I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

*I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

*I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

*We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

*I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

*I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

*I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

*I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

*We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

*I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

*I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

*I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

*I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

*I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

*I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

*I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

*I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

*I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

*I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia/transphobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If we had sex..
1. Would you be in control?
Unless you wanted to be.

2. Would you pull my hair?
Um, no.

3. Would you whisper in my ear?
Guess what? I'd whisper anything to the one I love.

4. Would you talk dirty to me?
Damn right I'd talk dirty, while one of us slid all the way in and filled the other up like ey were his.

5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
Mmm, I'd get it all the way in there.

6. Would you say my name?
I'd scream your name. "OH YES! BENNY!"

7. Would you go down on me?
If you want.

8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
That's a little wierd. If you REALLY wanted one though...

9. How many rounds would we go?
Two? Four? Four sounds good.

10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
Stay in you. Or have you stay in me.

11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
Sounds like fun.

12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
If you're into that. I'd probably try. The licking, that is. Maybe not the biting :/

13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
Hmm... I guess I'd play for a while.

14. Would you want me to take my time?
Sometimes. Not every single time though.

15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
Hmm... 7, I guess?

16. Would you want fast or slow?
I wouldn't ALWAYS want fast, and I wouldn't ALWAYS want slow.

17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
Someplace hidden, but accessable to anyone. A not-so-public place.

18. Would you be loud or quiet?
No promises.

19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
I like loud.

20. Would you mind if i liked you?
Um... what? If you didn't like me, that would be more than a problem. I couldn't do it with someone who didn't like me.

21. Do you like me?
Of course I do.

22. Would you call me the next day?
Would I ever STOP calling you? Or SEEING you?

23. Would you scratch me?
If you had an itch.

24. Would you let me scratch you?
Where?

25. Would you have to be drunk?
Ew! Alcohol? No thanks.

26. Would you date me?
Duh-HOY!

27. Would you do it today?
Yes.

28. Would you do it tomorrow?
Yes.

29. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?
WAY further.

30. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
Yeah

31. Would you make love to me or fuck me?
Make love, of course.

And I'm adding my own question here.
32. What's my name?
Your name is Benny.

I'm thinking of making a mega-massivew v-day pic containing all the couples I can think of. And I may or may not use you and your SO without permission :-O

It will be clean though, no smut. So don't worry.

My list so far includes...
 Tyson-and-Tom and  Nunya, of course...
 Susi and  Akuro
 blackmuzzle and  Airo
 Mowzr and  Tangela
 MStuarn and  CuteEevee
 ChibifuVooki... (there's two there)
 farorenightclaw and  Langston... and  nocturnophile
 Kritterfox and Felix.
Talbona and Chaz.
 SushiCougar and Chris.
 LeeLee and  Fritter
 Kichiro and  DailyDraw
 Samoya_Wulf and  echo_wulf
 Netsune and  ArtemisVulpes
 8Horns and  spookyburrito
 KatEllis and  shirleemouse
 GeneCatlow and  CatsWhisker
Tylerdavasel and his wife...

If you're not on this list and want to be, just holler. Oh, and if you ARE on this list, and want NOT to be, say so and I'll respect your decision

Tom Squeak is a Rowdy Mouse (from EarthBound) who was rewarded with a pair of magic gloves for saving a village of raccoons and tanukis from a plant mennace. With these gloves, he can conjure up fire with his right hand, ice with his left, or water with both hands together.

OUTFIT
He has a chartreuse yellow teeshirt with a :P on the front in large, off-white letters outlined in medium grey, plus a red right glove, a blue left glove, and light red pants, with a hole for his tail to go through. All his fur is medium grey, with furless pink tail, feet, nose, and inner ears. His eyes are solid black, no irises, no whites.
ALTERNATE OUTFITS
His primary and green team outfit keeps his shirt chartreuse yellow, and his pants light red.
His secondary and blue team outfit makes his shirt be pale turquoise, and his pants be lime green.
His third outfit makes his shirt be ash, and his pants be charcoal.
His fourth and red team outfit makes his shirt be nadeshiko pink, and his pants be cornflower blue.

STATS
He's lighter and smaller than Pichu and about Fox's speed, maybe a hair faster. He does small damage, but given that he's a Rowdy Mouse, he frequently gets damage boosting SMAAAASH!!!es (AKA "critical hits" outside of Earthbound).

POSES
•Standing, he bends his knees slightly, slumps his shoulders, and holds both hands up at shoulder-level, fingers pointing down, at half arm's-length to his sides.
○Idling, he'll look around, then lightly start touching himself, eyes half-lidded.
•Walking, he takes long strides, hands up at chest level, palms forwards, at one third arm's-length.
•Running without an item, he runs on all fours, but with only two feet touching the ground at any time.
•Running WITH an item, he runs on two feet, but leans way forward, like EE&E's Eddy.
○Idling after running a lot, or with a lot of damage, he'll put his hands on his knees, stoop way forwards, and pant for an appropriate ammount of time.
*after enough time, he'll stand up and wipe off his brow, with a "fwew," and go into his 'standing' loop.
•Crounching, he gets on all fours, and half-lids his eyes.
○Idling while crouching, he'll slowly pull his pants down to just below his buttocks (with his right hand) and purr slightly.
•Balancing on a ledge, he'll have his legs straight, lean forwards about 15°-20°, and look down, his hands at belly-level, to his sides, at two-thirds arm's length. His tail will stick out straight behind him, the end flicking around in small circles. He'll also say "Eep" upon hitting the ledge, then later, the occasional, quiet "Whoah."
•Jumping, he'll keep his right leg straight and his left leg
bent with his foot at knee-level. His ears and tail will be pointing down instead of up. Also, his hands will drop to nipple-level, still finger's down though. He'll say, "Huff."
○On his way back down, both legs are bent evenly, and his tail and ears will be pointing up again, but more sharply than usual. His hands will now be at nose-level, fingers pointing forward.
•Double-jumping forward, he'll lean way far forward, hands pointing down, tail and ears pointing down too. He says, "Up."
•Double-jumping backwards, he'll straiten his left leg and bend his right, leaning back and putting his hands above him, fingers pointing forwards. He says, "Whoa."
•Gripping a ledge, he'll look up, while kicking his legs and thrashing his tail, and makes a straining sound.
•Climbing up a ledge without dodging or attacking, he'll push his hands down, get his right knee over the ledge, then scoot forwards and stand. He says, "Got it."

SHIELD AND DODGES
•Shielding, he'll have his left leg slightly bent and his right leg straight, out in front of him, assuming he's facing stage-left. His hands will be in front of his face, together and palm's forward, at anywhere from jaw-level to scalp-level, and at anywhere from one-quarter arm's-length to two-thirds arm's-length, depending on where you position the shield.
•Dodging forwards, he'll hop forwards on his right foot, pivoting around it and switching to having his right leg slightly bent and his left leg straight and out in front of him, assuming again he was originally facing stage-left. Also he'll drop his hands to chest-level while he's pivoting. And he'll say, "Oop."
•Dodging backwards, he'll push off the ground with his bent leg, jump backwards a little ways and say, "Ha!" then resume his shielding pose.
•Dodging downwards, he'll flex his knees, duck his head, and put his hands above, and in front of, his head, palms at an upward angle of 45°.
•Dodging midair, he'll straighten both legs, with feet together, and with hands together, push off the air a little. His tail will also circle around him to the front, on his left or his right. He says, "Eee!"
•Dodging while climbing a ledge, he swings from side to side, then swings to the left high enough to roll sideways onto the ledge, assuming he's holding the righthand ledge, and rolls in a ball and back into the action plane, then gets to his feet.

STANDARD ATTACKS
•For his neutral attack, he thrusts his head forwards and bites.
○The second consecutive time, it'll be a kick, with his right foot.
○It loops after two attacks, not three.
•For his upward attack, he'll look upwards with his head tilted to the left, and swat his right hand above it in an arc, forst backwards, then forwards.
○If done while he has a flower on his head, he'll also have an annoyed expressin and will grumble.
•For his crouch attack, he'll reach out his right hand and grab someone's leg or ankle (or air if he misses. Duh) but lets go quickly. If it hits, he chuckles a bit.
•For his forward attack, he shoves his palms forward.
•For his dash attack, he rolls into a ball and tumbles forwards two to three revolutions.
•For his neutral aerial attack, he'll kick his left leg forwards.
•For his upward aerial attack, he'll uppercut with his right fist.
•For his forward aerial attack, he'll lunge his head forward and bite.
•For his downward aerial attack, he'll thrust his hands down and his tush up and zoon downward palme-first.
•For his rear aerial attack, he'll kick his legs out behind him.
•For his ledge-climbing attack, he'll propel himself upwards with his arms, then swing his feet forward and kick as he lands.
•For his attack after he's knocked onto his back, he'll push himself to his feet with his hands, then bite on his way up.
•For his attack after being knocked onto his front, he'll put all four limbs under him and straighten them, sending his back battering upwards. Also, his tail will be still and pointing straight upwards like a spear.

GRAB AND THROWS
•For his grab, he'll shoot his arms out suddenly and grab with claws. If it hits, he'll say, "Got'cha." If it misses, he'll say, "Damn." If he misses four or more times in a row, he'll say, "Get back here."
•For his attack while grabbing, he'll chew on his opponent.
•For his forward throw, he'll freeze the ground with his left hand, then send his opponent skidding across it.
•For his upward throw, he'll toss his opponent up a little ways, then blast them with water, saying, "Later."
•For his downward throw, he'll spike his opponent like a football and say, "AHHH!"
•For his rear throw, he'll light his opponent on fire and fling em over his shoulder.

SMASH ATTACKS
•For his forward smash, he'll hold his head back and snarl while you charge up, then lunge his head forward and crunch when you release.
•For his upward smash, he'll look up, duck his head, and snarl while you charge up, and leap a little, thrust his head up, and crunch when you release.
•For his downward smash, he'll squat and point both fists downwards, with elbows up, at about navel-level while you charge, with his right fist in front of him and his left fist behind him. When you release, he slams both fists to the ground, briefly burning anyone in range in front of him, and briefly freezing anyone in range behind him.

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•For his neutral special attack, he'll raise his right hand over his head and yell while you charge, a fireball growing in his hand while you do, with a limit on size. When you release, he'll throw whatever size fireball he has. He doesn't move while charging, so he'll shoot his fireball in whichever direction you aim, in front of him. In the air, he can shoot it in any direction. He cannot store this charge, and it will go back to zero if he's struck. While charging, he'll say, "Here we...," while shooting, he'll say, "GO!" and if it's canceled by him being struck, he'll say, "...oh." If YOU cancel by pressing left or right, he'll drop his hand and say, "Never mind."

•For his forward special attack, he'll put both hands together and shoot out a continual jet of water that will diminish with time and is affected by gravity, like F.L.U.D.D's spray nozzle. If done in the air, he will be repelled backwards a little. When he's putting his hands together, he'll say, "Watch THIS." If he hits anyone with it, he'll say, "Nice, huh?"

•For his upward special attack, he spins around on his heels with his tail stiff and sticking out perfectly horizontal, with energy coming off it, like Link's up special. If done midair, he'll thrust his butt upwards and swivel his tail around its origin, tangent to his butt, like Tails.
○When falling after using his upward special attack, he'll fall headfirst, his hands under him, saying, "Nonono."

•For his downward special attack, he'll hold up his left hand and make icy vapor come forth, like a solo Ice Climber's down special. It can also freeze opponents.

FINAL SMASH
•He puts on a Shinx costume and emit an electrical field not unlike Raikou's.

ITEM RELATED
•While holding a gun, he'll hold the trigger in his right hand and the end of the barrel in his left, saying, "aaand..." if and while you charge up, and saying, "Fire," when he fires it. If you're out of ammo, he'll say, "What? Aww."
•While just HOLDING a bat, he'll have it in his right hand, tossing it into his left hand when he's about to use his neutral special attack.
○For his forward bat attack, he swings it to the left one handedly.
*If done twice in a row, he then swings it back to the right.
○For his smash bat attack, he holds it with both hands above his right shoulder while you charge, then swings it down and to the left when you release.
○For his dashing bat attack, he holds it vertical in front of him while gripping it in his right hand only, then quickly grips it with his left hand too. He falls onto his face and skids a little afterwards.
•While floating on a parasol, he holds the handle in his right hand with a death grip, while holding the edge of the umbrella with his left hand, with his legs wrapped firmly around the bottom of the handle.
•After using a PokéBall or Assist Trophy, he'll say "Dangit," "Meh," "Okay," "Aw yeah," or "Watch out, everybody," depending on how good a Pokémon or other summons he got. If he gets bad ones at least three times, he'll say, "Again?"
○If he throws the PokéBall, Assist Trophy, or any other item besides a Red Shell or Bumper, over the edge of the stage, he'll say "Oops."

TAKING DAMAGE AND BEING TRAPPED
•Being hit with a light attack, or while he doesn't have much damage, he'll flinch backwards and go "mmmh."
•Being hit with a heavy attack, or while he has more damage, he'll put his hands on his face or gut and say, "Oww."
•Being sent flying, he'll go "YEEEOW!" and really grip his face, gut, or behind.
•Landing facedown, he'll have his hands under his forehead, palms down, and his right knee under his gut, holding him up.
•Landing on his back, he'll shield his face with his palms, palms facing up, and his knees will be slightly bent and up off the ground.
•Being knocked into the screen, he'll fly towards it headfirst, try to stop himself with his hands, saying, "NonoNOOO!", then cracking his head into the 'glass' and falling out of sight clutching his scalp.
•going out of bounds on the sides or bottom of the screen, he'll be heard saying, "Damnit."
•Flying off into the background, he'll scream, "HYAAAALP!"
•Reaching 0 HP in Stamina mode, he'll grip the sides of his head and fly backwards going "NYAAAoou," then land on his back, bouncing once, and hold a daisy above his chest.
•Being frozen, he'll be crossing his arms tightly across his chest, with his knees up against his elbows, and his feet wrapped around his crotch, with his mouth in a toothy grimmace.
•Being grabbed from the front, he'll kick his legs and try to shove his opponent away, grunting, "Get... OFF!"
•Being grabbed from behind, he'll struggle and throw his head back, while trying to wrench his opponent's hands off him.
•Being half-buried, he'll wiggle his free half left and right with his head thrown back, while shoving on the ground with both hands. He'll say, "Aw man."
•Being stunned from a broken shield, he grabs the sides of his head and wobbles in slow circles.
•Being sent to sleep, his butt falls onto his heels, and he grabs his knees with his hands a split second before nodding off, and actually drooling on his hands.
○Waking up, he looks left and right, saying, "Huh? What?"
•Being trapped by a continuous attack, like Bowser's fire breath, Koffing's Smoke Screen, or Sheik's needles, he'll bury his face in his right elbow and hold his left hand palm forward in front of his face. On the third, fourth, and fifth times he does that, he'd say, "Stop it already." On the sixth and seventh times, he'll say, "I said stop." After that he doesn't say anything until the thirteenth time he says "This is getting old." And on the seventeenth time, he says "seriously." Those numbers reset when he gets KO'ed.

KIRBY'S HAT
•If Kirby coppies Tom, he'll get grey Mickey Mouse ears, complete with that funky, 2-D 'always faces the camera' gimmick.

TAUNTS AND VICTORY POSES
•For his upward taunt, he puts his hands over his head, palms diagonally up, and raises them, shouting, "And the crowd goes wiiild!" then doing that thing where you breath real loud so it sounds like distant, cheering fans.
•For his forward taunt, he waggles his right index finger left and right, saying, "Ya missed me."
•For his downward taunt, he turns his back to the camera, bends over, and drops his pants to just below his buttocks, then quickly pulls them back up and stands.
•One of his victory poses has him bending and unbending his knees, while he traces an infinity in front of him with both fists together, swaying left and right, with his head tipped down, his eyes closed, and saying, "Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's the birthday, it's the birthday."
•Another one of his victory poses has him facing away from the camera, then he takes off his shirt and drops his pants to his knees, looking back over his shoulder with half-lidded eyes. After the pause, his pants fall to the floor.
•His last victory pose has him standing (dressed, thank you) with his arms folded, his head pointed up and to the left, and he says, "So you thought you could win?"

•His logo is the Earthbound globe.
•His cheer section chants "Tom! Fight! Win!... Tom! Fight! Win!"
•His victory music is the same as Ness's.

NOTES
•He has no glide or tether recovery.

*I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

*I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

*I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

*I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

*We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

*I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

*I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

*I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

*I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

*We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

*I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

*I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

*I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

*I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

*I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

*I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

*I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

*I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

*I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

*I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

*I am the artist who hides his work from the world, because his subject matter and feelings are shunned

Re-post this if you believe homophobia/transphobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

(What this says...its fully true...please all who see this...continue it....)

It was a literal nightmare, in that I dreapt it in my sleep, right before waking up in my bed. I shit you not.

So here's what it was. I was a Luigi sprite, complete with actor and state machine, inside a Super Mario Bros. cartridge hacked so that two players could play at the same time.

BIIIG mistake, because I don't think the game engine could take it. My state machine was going haywire. Soon I was swimming whether I was underwater, or in the air. And the stage Mario and I were on had both, for some reason.

I was starting to lose it. I was pleading with Mario to do something, but he didn't know what to do either. Next thing I knew, not only was I swimming in air, but now I was swimming in solid walls too. I had lost all collision detection entirely.

I'm not entirely sure on this last part, but I think I swam right through the flagpole and through the castle wall, without the game realising I had. I didn't know WHERE it was going to end, but then, I woke up.

Stolen from  Mad_ferret

(1) What is your favorite Pokemon from Red/Blue/Yellow? Why?

Mewtwo, I guess. It was the ULTIMATEZORZ!!!OMG1
After that, Vulpix and Cubone. WHAT'S UNDER THAT HELMET?! *pries with crowbar*

(2) What is your favorite Pokemon from Gold/Silver/Crystal? Why?

Ampharos. I like the bold, black stripes on Yellow. WOO! I'm Casey. GO ELECTABUZZ! After that, Umbreon and Chikorita

(3) What is your favorite Pokemon from Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald? Why?

Absol, the original bishy Pokémon. And for its role in PMD. After that, Nuzleaf and Tropius. Tropical tree FTW

(4) What is your favorite Pokemon from Diamond/Pearl? Why?

I'd have to say Monferno. It's got that wicked cool blue mask. Then Darkrai and Shaymin. *cuddles a Shaymin until she dies*

(5) Did you ever watch the Pokemon anime? Who was your favorite character? Why?

Every episode aired in the US to date, including Chronicles. Favorite character? Meowth in Boots. Cat had style, brah.

(6)Have any specific favorite move in the game itself? Why?

Nope. But it would be an attack, not some dirty trick like Attract, Protect/Detect, Confuse Ray/Supersonic/Sweet Kiss, Hypnosis/Sing, Torment/Encore, or Explosion/Self Destruct/Guillotine/Fissure/Horn Drill/Sheer Cold. *spits*

(7) Ever actually level all the way to level 100 before? How did it feel?

In Blue. Got six up there. Blastoise, Mewtwo, Articuno, Charizard, Ivysaur, and (get this) Ratatta.

Yes, Ratatta.
And it felt like a relief.

(8) Ever been one-shotted by a Pokemon much weaker than one of your own? Explain.

Can you say "Sheer Cold"? >.<

(9) Did you ever "catch 'em all?" How did it feel?

Never :(

(10) You know there are 500 Pokemon in existence now, right? Do you think they'll ever make more?

Yes, they'll make more.

(11) How did you feel when Game Freak introduced Pokemon daycare and breeding back in G/S/C? Did you feel it was a bold move on their part considering that the "focus" of the Pokemon franchise was on children?

I was happy to see my Ratatta was female and my Ivysaur was male. They were a couple. I was straight back then <.<

(12) Do you honestly feel that mammalian Pokemon should lay eggs?

NO! Those breeding center guys c-section the mothers before the eggs can begin to form into fetuses, which is why it doesn't take weeks to months. Also, they sell all but one to Team Rocket/Cipher/Galactic and only give the trainer one. As soon as I have my evidence, I'm taking it to Officer Jenny.

(13) Smeargle is renowned as the only Pokemon that can learn every single move in the game by
use of its Sketch ability. If you used a Smeargle, what dream moveset would you give it?

Attract, Sweet Kiss, Hypnosis, Horn(y) "Drill"
Yes, they're all moves I hate, but I was horny when I thought it up.

(14) What's your favorite evolution of Eevee? Why?

Umbreon. Yellow on black is très chique

(15) What's your favorite starting Pokemon? Why?

I'd have to say I'm taken by Monferno, for that very stylish blue mask. Then Chikorita and Mudkip (yes "u herd" it here LoL)

(16) What's your favorite legendary Pokemon? Why?

SHAAAAAAAAAYMIN! *hugs it to pieces*
Then Darkrai and Mewtwo.

(17) What's your favorite Pokemon type? Why?

Dark. Followed by Ghost, Electric, and Fire. Dark and Ghost are, well... dark and spooky. And they can do all sorts of cool supernatural shit. And Electric and Fire f***ing DESTROY!

(18) Pokemon has went on to spawn several soundtrack CDs, particular from the movies. Any particular favorite song?

Nope. Keep your songs.

(19) Did you like any of the Pokemon movies? Did you dislike any of the Pokemon movies? Explain.

I liked 'em all. Fave? The Unown one. That was trippy.

(20) Do you feel Pokemon is childish?

Hell yeah. That's what appeals to me. That and I can make pr0n of it.

(21) If you woke up one day and you discovered that you'd been turned into a Pokemon, which one would you be? (inspired by Mystery Dungeon; and no, don't use the flawed personality quiz to answer this! :P)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I'm gonna say, a Gallade, or a male Gardevoir.

(22) Do you feel Pokemon, now 10 years old, is starting to show its wear and tear?

Well, they ARE starting to run out of ideas. A bell? C'mon. Plus they keep retconning the ancient past.

(23) Could you ever see yourself not liking Pokemon? Explain.

Not a chance. It simply offers too many opportunities for juicy pr0ns.

(24) Did you play Pokemon with your buddies at school? How often? Weren't those the days?

Nope. Largely because I am no longer IN school.

(25) How much longer do you see yourself enjoying Pokemon?

Until I die.

I now know this "<4" emotion, or at least what it means to me...

for I now <4  AvianPictures, but I still <3  Nunya more than anything or anyone in the world.

Yes.

And I shared a room at FA:U with them both, and a, er... "moment", with AP.

copied from  MadFerret
Put yes, no, maybe, dunno, (other) to where it applies.

Now, would you:

Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Touch me:
Stare at me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Have sex with me:
Make a move on me:
Play with me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift?:
Let me borrow your car:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Take a shower with me:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Ask me out:
like me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
Tell me you love me:
What would you do if you woke up next to me:
Will you repost this so i can do the same for u:

copied from  Nunya

1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. Fave Color:

4. Are you a virgin?

5. Are we friends?

6. Do you have a crush on me?

7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?

9. Would you walk on the beach with me?

10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?

11. Do you talk about me?

12. Do you think I'm a good person?

13. Would you could change anything about me?

14. If you could ask one question, what would it be?

15. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

16. Where do you live? if US what state?

17. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Okay so I woke up this morning halfway through a dream about  Nunya. It wasn't my alarm clock or cat, it was my brain putting on the brakes. DARN YOU BRAIN I WANTED TO SEE HOW IT WOULD END!

Okay so Nunya and I were in a high school art class, in this dream, and both in human form. Even though we live in different states IRL. Anyway, my dad came through the door of the classroom to pick me up and drive me to some appointment or event or something. Anyway, he sees Nunya and he's all "Who's this?" Nunya and I huddle and Nunya whispers, "Should we tell him we're 'just friends' and just keep seeing each other? Or should we tell him we're serious?" And I paused for a second or two thinking it over and was about to respond when my brain woke me up. At that point. But I know in my conscious mind I would've been about to respond with "Serious."

Oh, did I mention my parents still think I'm straight?