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General | Posted 12 years ago"Okay, we're watching the precise moment where 'Killer' Tim Brooks is rubbing the rice and beans ALL OVER the face of Hurricane Castillo, Jr."
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General | Posted 13 years ago"Well, at least 2+2=5 is better than 2+2=Pig"
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General | Posted 13 years ago "I'm sorry, but abstaining from drug use just isn't conducive to a proper hedonistic lifestyle."
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General | Posted 13 years ago"I don't have to do what you say, cuz mommy loves me more."
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General | Posted 13 years ago"Screaming 'ROCK AND ROLL!' after the end of a duel is generally considered to be socially acceptable."
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General | Posted 13 years ago"I'd be pretty scared, too, if someone ripped out my skull and showed it to me!"
Quote of the Day (Late)
General | Posted 13 years ago"Oh you! Ya know, it's not often I can say that someone makes me want to put my dick in a fan."
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General | Posted 13 years ago"I'm sorry, are you talking to me? Because you have no authority in Fort Kick-Ass!"
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General | Posted 13 years ago"You're calling me weak?! Look at your little birdy arms. They're no thicker than a cigarette, I could smoke them little arms!"
Quote of the Day (Late again)
General | Posted 13 years ago"Look, if zis iz going to be another one of zose 'gang up on Hitler' converzations, I'm out!"
Quote of the Day (Late)
General | Posted 13 years ago"Give a man a gun, and he can rob a bank; give a man a bank, and he can rob millions."
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General | Posted 13 years ago"I'm just here for the collateral damage, thank you."
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General | Posted 13 years ago"Do you carry camo wood chips?"
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General | Posted 13 years ago"My job is to make it look like an animal mauling"
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General | Posted 13 years ago"They can't indict me if I don't know"
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General | Posted 13 years ago"I'm gonna kick the mustard out of that hot dog!"
Quote of the Day (yesterday)
General | Posted 13 years agotechnically late on this one, as it is after midnight:
"I'm a plant! I'm a big ol' plant! I can't dance."
Best when heard deadpan.
"I'm a plant! I'm a big ol' plant! I can't dance."
Best when heard deadpan.
Quote of the Day
General | Posted 13 years agoconversation at my b-day dinner:
"Happy Birthday! Do you feel older?"
"Yes."
"How come?"
"Because I feel like I work with children."
"Happy Birthday! Do you feel older?"
"Yes."
"How come?"
"Because I feel like I work with children."
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General | Posted 13 years ago"I'm sorry sir, but we can't give you the discount, because the Meat Wizard turns off the button at nine o'clock!"
Quote of the Day
General | Posted 13 years ago"This boot won't come off....SEX IS IMPOSSIBLE!"
Quote of the Day (OLD)
General | Posted 13 years agoCan't believe I forgot to post this one:
"Well, that's a very good question, Johnny. You see, he was a terrible pervert...but he was also a powerful wizard."
"Well, that's a very good question, Johnny. You see, he was a terrible pervert...but he was also a powerful wizard."
Quote of the Day
General | Posted 13 years ago"You deserve an orgy today!"
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General | Posted 13 years ago"It was a good idea when I gave it to you. I don't know what you did to it, but it's no good now."
Quote of the Day
General | Posted 13 years ago"Is there any reason the head has to be on top?"
