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Posted 16 years agoCan't remember who I stole this off from, lol.
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer. (I switch between the two every now and again)
Total: 4
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. (SANDALS, motherfucker!)
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an australian something
Total: 2
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ]You are under 5'10'' (I don't know my exact height)
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 2
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos. (I only had one once, can't remember if I liked it or not)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 0
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you. (Only when I'm indoors)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. (Possible alcohol allergy, lol)
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
African American
[X] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[X] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[X] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese. (Most of the time they think I'm Brazilian or French.)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. (Monsoons. :B)
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4
German
[ ] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
Total: 2
Canadian
[X] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[X] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer. (I switch between the two every now and again)
Total: 4
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. (SANDALS, motherfucker!)
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an australian something
Total: 2
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ]You are under 5'10'' (I don't know my exact height)
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 2
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos. (I only had one once, can't remember if I liked it or not)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 0
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you. (Only when I'm indoors)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. (Possible alcohol allergy, lol)
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
African American
[X] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[X] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[X] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese. (Most of the time they think I'm Brazilian or French.)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. (Monsoons. :B)
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4
German
[ ] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
Total: 2
Canadian
[X] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[X] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3
Art meme
Posted 16 years agoI liek doing journal memes.
Stolen from
Sublimate
When did you start drawing?
When I was 7, as a hobby.
Which hand do you use for drawing?
Left
Which is easier to draw - male or female?
Females, but I have drawn males on occasion
Which is easier to draw - long hair or short hair?
Long hair, but I enjoy drawing hair the most, regardless of length or style.
Is it easier to draw the head facing towards the right or the left?
Towards the left, I try to practice drawing them facing to the right sometimes.
Is it easier to draw the side view of the face or the front view?
Side view, but I do try to do front view, sometimes.
What do you have problems in drawing?
Severe art blocks. I also can't draw animals, unless in a cartoon style. Also can't do fabric folds very well.
I also get impatient at times.
What do you like to draw?
Whatever comes to mind, if they do come, that is.
Are you a traditional artist or a digital artist?
Both, but I've been doing digital as of late.
Where do you start drawing from?
Imagination.
What is your drawing habit that you are aware of?
My older art had generic psychedelic backgrounds. My even older art featured myself most of the time, but who hasn't done that?
Any tips for coloring/shading?
Don't bother, or at least save the uncoloured version as a separate file before you eventually fuck up during the colouring process.
How long does it take to finish a piece of art?
Longest has been 4 days. Usually it takes an hour or 2 for me, including breaks. There's quite a lot of stuff I sill haven't finished, though.
What music do you listen to while you draw?
Depends on what I feel. Ranges from Strawberry Switchblade, to Dark Angel, to absolute silence.
How long does it take you to come up with an idea?
Depends. Trying to carry out the idea onto a media is another question.
Favorite drawing utensils?
Tablet/Pencil/Ballpoint pen
Your favorite color/the color that you use a lot?
I used to use chartreuse and taupe a lot. They're still my favourite colours, but I'm trying to expand my palette.
Are you satisfied with your current art?
More or less
What kind of artist are you aiming for?
A good one
Stolen from
SublimateWhen did you start drawing?
When I was 7, as a hobby.
Which hand do you use for drawing?
Left
Which is easier to draw - male or female?
Females, but I have drawn males on occasion
Which is easier to draw - long hair or short hair?
Long hair, but I enjoy drawing hair the most, regardless of length or style.
Is it easier to draw the head facing towards the right or the left?
Towards the left, I try to practice drawing them facing to the right sometimes.
Is it easier to draw the side view of the face or the front view?
Side view, but I do try to do front view, sometimes.
What do you have problems in drawing?
Severe art blocks. I also can't draw animals, unless in a cartoon style. Also can't do fabric folds very well.
I also get impatient at times.
What do you like to draw?
Whatever comes to mind, if they do come, that is.
Are you a traditional artist or a digital artist?
Both, but I've been doing digital as of late.
Where do you start drawing from?
Imagination.
What is your drawing habit that you are aware of?
My older art had generic psychedelic backgrounds. My even older art featured myself most of the time, but who hasn't done that?
Any tips for coloring/shading?
Don't bother, or at least save the uncoloured version as a separate file before you eventually fuck up during the colouring process.
How long does it take to finish a piece of art?
Longest has been 4 days. Usually it takes an hour or 2 for me, including breaks. There's quite a lot of stuff I sill haven't finished, though.
What music do you listen to while you draw?
Depends on what I feel. Ranges from Strawberry Switchblade, to Dark Angel, to absolute silence.
How long does it take you to come up with an idea?
Depends. Trying to carry out the idea onto a media is another question.
Favorite drawing utensils?
Tablet/Pencil/Ballpoint pen
Your favorite color/the color that you use a lot?
I used to use chartreuse and taupe a lot. They're still my favourite colours, but I'm trying to expand my palette.
Are you satisfied with your current art?
More or less
What kind of artist are you aiming for?
A good one
Lets do a journal meme!
Posted 16 years agoI always wanted to do one of these.
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a hand job.
8. Gotten/given a blow job.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95% FFFFFFFFF
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up (Few times by a girl I didn't like, and another by a guy. Shitsux.)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car. (Almost, though)
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs. (Crack, PCP, and heroin? NOTHX!)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn. (Uhhhh.........)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88% Losing purity over sushi, what?
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (EASY!)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%
51. Watched a person die. (I miss Ogrish...)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Rode a horse.
67. Cut yourself. (Sliced my finger open whilst making dinner, shit sucked.)
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%
71. Got caught stealing something. (Oh noes, a pokemon card!)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (IRL roshambo, fuck yeah!)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (When they died, yeah.)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Eaten a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore. ("Man-whore" to be exact, lol.)
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
Result: 70%
That wasn't so bad!
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a hand job.
8. Gotten/given a blow job.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95% FFFFFFFFF
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up (Few times by a girl I didn't like, and another by a guy. Shitsux.)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car. (Almost, though)
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs. (Crack, PCP, and heroin? NOTHX!)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn. (Uhhhh.........)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88% Losing purity over sushi, what?
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (EASY!)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%
51. Watched a person die. (I miss Ogrish...)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Rode a horse.
67. Cut yourself. (Sliced my finger open whilst making dinner, shit sucked.)
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%
71. Got caught stealing something. (Oh noes, a pokemon card!)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (IRL roshambo, fuck yeah!)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (When they died, yeah.)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Eaten a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore. ("Man-whore" to be exact, lol.)
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
Result: 70%
That wasn't so bad!
