A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and
his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just
roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure." He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
your son.

Several days later, he received an email from
his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and
I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
Love,
Mom.

heres a joke/story i really liked it ans i hope you like it too



A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

holy crap i feel so damn depressed i feel like crying and throwing up at the same time. Nightfaux apparently can get away with insulting his watchers or maybe its just me cus i don't know theres just something about being called a "tard" for doing something that most artists WANT you to do. i dunno not sure what ta do. well take a look for your self and see what you make of it.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/861...../#cid:59252630

tis my b-day turning 29 not sure why im posting this but i am. have fun and be safe

hey all its been a while i know and i useually dont do this kind of thing but i promised ta spread the word that (dont know how ta do tah icon insert thing) ThatGreenMonster need help and i promised ta help how ever i can i aint got the funds ta commission her but she does great work

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2766247/

i feel quite awkward asking this but.... forgot where i was going with this.... anyhow help her out cus im more than sure that she would do the same for you if she could.

You and I wake up in a psychiatric ward together. Using 4 words, what would you say to me?

well i never got ta seeing the doctor about it but it popped a few times and now it feels tons better

Dear friends, I have a personal reason for asking if you could please put this as your status for one hour. Think of someone you know or love who has/had cancer. My prayer is that in 2011 a cure will be found. Will you post it? Just one hour. Do it for all of us. There are too many to mention who have fought and are still fighting it. I'd appreciate seeing this, in the status of at least a handful of my friends. :)

well ive been debating on posting this but i figure we all might need a good laugh.i did something really stupid this weekend and messed up my knee it still feels stiff and sore. all i can say is that i hurt it jumping off of the back of a armored humvee one leg bent and the other thought it would be fun to be a individual and not bend. so yea im hurt'n a lil bit

♥To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"

♥To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"

♥To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her

♥To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.

♥To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls

♥To every guy that said he would die for her.

♥To every guy that really would.

♥To every guy that did what she wanted to die for

♥To every guy that cried in front of her...

♥To every guy that she cried in front of...

♥To every guy that holds hands with her.

♥To every guy that kisses her with meaning..

♥To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

♥To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

♥To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

♥To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

♥To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to
see her for ten minutes

♥To every guy that would give his seat up...

♥To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

♥To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

♥To every guy who told his secrets to her.

♥To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath.

♥To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

♥To every guy that believed in her dreams.

♥To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them

♥To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

♥To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door

♥To every guy that gave his heart.

♥To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.


Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...

I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image

If you are a nice guy repost this with: "Nice guys STILL finish last "

If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy"

Im posting this cus i feel its important to be shared im not entirely sure what kind of impact it will have but i will post it any a how.

1 in every 10 children that are born, are born gay, bi-sexual, lesbian, or a transgender.. That means 1 of every 10 people is put down, labeled, isolated, put in a minority and so much more. Suicide rate under transgendered is even higher then the gay community, and are even more labeled, isolated, miss understood and put in a minority, specially transsexuals. It's estimated that only 1 out of 10,000 people are transsexual. All for something they didn't ask for. Many people in the LGTCQ/LGBTI are committing suicide as a way of escaping. If you want to tell them life will get better and you respect them for who they are, copy and paste this. Most of you won't, but let's see the 5% who will.

No offense, but... There are some people who are getting too fake on FA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Re-post this if you are a friend... Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends".

sorry i just feel like typing something in my journal im feeling so depressed and so worthless... sorry i alway just feel like typing when im upset or depressed i just feel so alone in rl...

of all the thing that are going wrong in my life and getting me depressed they took off one of the few shows left that still give me joy i know its stupid thing to get depressed over but.... sigh im such a mess. i... i... forget it