FA+
Shop
No Subject
Posted 11 years agotitty bumhole
Sex Memo Thing
Posted 11 years agoSorry for the submission spam today, aye. Anyway, here's a journal thing.
I figure I mostly just draw porn, so this is probably appropriate.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I dunno, I don't know anyone, aye.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night, gotta get shit done durin' da day.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Sometimes right, but mostly I just starfish in the middle.
4. Do you masturbate?
Nah, not much anymore.
5. How often? Lately?
Very rarely, only really out of sheer boredom, aye. Not at all lately either.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, people pay me to keep my clothes on.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, washing your hair in a bath is darn difficult.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No, it sounds kinda dangerous.. I'd slip and die probably.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes and yes. But only for shits and giggles in both cases.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Either, or. They could dress like a banana for all I care.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Err.. nope.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Hahaha no.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Depends on how much money, aye.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Uhh..
1.BDSM
2.Sadism
3. ???? Profit
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yea m8
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On a bed..? I guess.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On my bedroom floor... Carpet burn yooo.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nah, there's been more than a few close calls tho.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope, though I do want to.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No, but it sounds like something I'd probably do.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nah man.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I wish. I've only had attention in locations where it was weird and inappropriate.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Sure have, buddy.
24. What's your sexual preference?
Uhh... sexy people, I suppose.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, I payed to see the darn movie!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nooo...
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Lol, no.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. Wow is all I can say.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep, sure have.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeah, das all.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
BDSM gear and stuff.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, sucks to be them.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Hahaha! Nah, not unintentionally.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Er.. not really.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Who hasn't..?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Pfft, of course.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Triple somersault.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Penis.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, sounds great tho.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Nobody, but mostly because they have better stuff to do.
I figure I mostly just draw porn, so this is probably appropriate.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I dunno, I don't know anyone, aye.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night, gotta get shit done durin' da day.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Sometimes right, but mostly I just starfish in the middle.
4. Do you masturbate?
Nah, not much anymore.
5. How often? Lately?
Very rarely, only really out of sheer boredom, aye. Not at all lately either.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, people pay me to keep my clothes on.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, washing your hair in a bath is darn difficult.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No, it sounds kinda dangerous.. I'd slip and die probably.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes and yes. But only for shits and giggles in both cases.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Either, or. They could dress like a banana for all I care.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Err.. nope.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Hahaha no.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Depends on how much money, aye.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Uhh..
1.BDSM
2.Sadism
3. ???? Profit
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yea m8
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On a bed..? I guess.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On my bedroom floor... Carpet burn yooo.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nah, there's been more than a few close calls tho.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope, though I do want to.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No, but it sounds like something I'd probably do.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nah man.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I wish. I've only had attention in locations where it was weird and inappropriate.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Sure have, buddy.
24. What's your sexual preference?
Uhh... sexy people, I suppose.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, I payed to see the darn movie!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nooo...
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Lol, no.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. Wow is all I can say.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep, sure have.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeah, das all.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
BDSM gear and stuff.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, sucks to be them.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Hahaha! Nah, not unintentionally.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Er.. not really.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Who hasn't..?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Pfft, of course.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Triple somersault.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Penis.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, sounds great tho.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Nobody, but mostly because they have better stuff to do.
