IT'S TERRIBLE

I'M COMMENTING ON SUBMISSIONS AND...I REMPIND MYSELF OF THE OTHER PEOPLE COMMENTING

not mine tho mine are generally coherent. i read, like, vince's and i just sit there like https://www.lookofdisapproval.com

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

like


yah

START A CONVERSAITON WITH ME...i'm working on 'changes' but i like distractions

IT'S LIKE EATING CHINESE FOOD ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Going to work on both things concurrently and see which I finish first. ORRR I will just keep unpacking forever. TEEHEE

I feel like I'm ignoring entire segments of the fandom (note: this is not necessarily a bad thing). Any species / scenario / porn cliches I should be doing that I'm not?

whatever, the holiday has become COMPLETELY bastardized and is just an excuse for fucktards to get pants-shittingly drunk in lieu of developing a personality...i think freaking halloween is more true to its celebratory roots at this point, lol

Celebrated today by demo-ing a half-wall in my sister's kitchen. ON PURPOSE, EVEN.

May have caught the remodeling bug. We took out a vanity in their master bedroom, too, and it was unbelievably easy. I can't imagine putting a new one in is too difficult.

Chris and I have room for a double sink in OUR master bathroom...HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

oh also what should i work on next: arrested 3, Night Drive 2, or Werewolf_Story_01?

... I NEED A VACATION o_______0

Maybe a day trip down to Starved Rock or Matthieson state parks. it's been awhile since i fell off a cliff into a river. *sighs wistfully* Ahh...falling down cliffs into rivers...THOSE were the days............

Spring has sprung here in Chicagoland and with the overnight onset of 70-degree weather, I'm itching to go running around in the great wide yonder. Great white yonder? Great wife Yonkers? WHATEVER. I'M ITCHING TO GO RUNNING AROUND IN IT.

Orrrrrrrrrrrr I could ride the train into Boystown and go prancing around clothes-shopping for sexy risque ShepherdWear.

YOUR THOUGHTS, INTERNET?

JK LULZ NEW STORY TOMORROW. :D :D :D :D :D HAHA I FOOLED YOU FOR .25 SECONDS

i hope you guys are at least tangentially OK with trucker sex and college musclehuskies. :3 if not let me know and i'll substitute in a...desk chair...or something. o_0

and yes, i'm posting this to ensure that i actually get this thing up tomorrow. Shepherdwolves work best under a deadline. *nodnod*

Also, we are FINALLY moved, thanks to  neonoae's emergency last-second-notice assistance last weekend. THANKYOUOMGTHANKYOU. out of thanks i am taking steps to relocate Midwest Furfest to the baseball field near his house, so he can just walk there. ALSO A BASEBALL FIELD WILL HAVE MORE/BETTER RESTAURANT CHOICES THAN THE CONVENTION CENTER.

A girl from work helped me put underseat lighting in Chris' car yesterday. :3 Are you guys even remotely interested in seeing pics of that? I don't want to be Internet That Guy.

Alright then...LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.....

[quietly] ..to defeat...the Huns...

NO FAIR, THIS IS BIASED TO GIVE CANINES A HIGHER SCORE. LOOK, i'm a middle child in a big family, we have to resort to strange tactics to get attention sometimes...! GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT CAGE

Considering I'm a High-Functioning Furry (i.e. I have a job, a car, and a living space with greater property value than the video game systems inside it) I expected to score a little lower on this... -_-

FURVEY BEGIN
[X] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip [isn't that just MINT?]
[X] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food [I TOLD YOU, BIG FAMILY]
[X] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you [well this one just seems reasonable]
[X] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[X] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back [PERFECTLY REASONABLE]
Total: 5

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[ ] you love fish/meat
[X] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper [is there anyone on earth this wouldn't stop?]
[X] you think feathers are fun to play with [coughahem]
Total: 5

[X] you sleep a lot during daytime [I’m applying this to weekends]
[X] you enjoy scaring birds [HAHAHA FUCKING BIRDS LOL]
[X] you lick peoples faces to show you like them [ask Chris]
[X] you bite people if they annoy you [OH DO I]
[X] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[X] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 6

[X]you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[X] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it [let's...uh...just keep these to ourselves]
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit [EARS ON A HAT YOU SHUT UP]
[X] you enjoy long walks in the park
[X] you meow/bark when you see something you want [also, i once yelled - involuntarily - "BACON!" out the window of a moving car, because I smelled bacon. apparently this is socially unacceptable behavior regardless of the intensity of the smell]
Total: 5

[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about [...shut up.]
[X] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[X] you really enjoy cuddling
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up (seriously?)
[X] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 5


[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep [no, but i do take up every inch of the couch]
[X] you meow or bark very often [yeahhhhhhhhh]
[ ] you hide when you get scared [no, but I do piss in the corner]
[X] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house [NO, I'M PERFECTLY OKAY WITH NOT KNOWING WHO THE FUCK IS IN MY HOUSE]
[X] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[X] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[X] you like to do tricks to get a treat [huh-uh]
Total: 5

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[X] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[X] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better [that doesn't make me un-furry, that makes me NOT STUPID]
[X] you look for edible stuff often [no fair, all office-dwellers do this]
Total: 3

[X] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[X] you like to say hi to strangers [as opposed to...staring blankly at them?]
[X] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[X] people think you act like a pet [once one of my mom's friends told her "i hear a dog, i didn't know you have a dog." she was like "that is my SON." it...was weird]
[X] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[X] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 6

Final total: 40

Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm 80% Furry"
END

...ASDKJF;ADSLFJAS;LDFJLKSA;FJALS;FJAS;LKDJF

I forgot how the topic of furries came up with my younger, straight, non-furry, barely-a-nerd-at-all little brother. I only came out as a furry because I got published in a furry anthology last year. It's...not a frequent topic of discussion.

Me: "Well, if you're my direct sibling, technically you'd be a dog like, uh, me."
My little brother: "I don't want to be a dog. I don't want to be a furry at all. I want to be a...scalie."
Me (extremely suspicious): "How do you know what a scalie is?"
My little brother: "OH MY G-D THAT'S REALLY A THING I THOUGHT I WAS JOKING."

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that wasn't awkward at all. His wife is expecting their first, and I'M busy explaining to people that no, only some of us put on stuffed animal costumes to have sex.

OH AND I'M MOVED (MOSTLY). Having crazy respiratory distress from moving in 20º weather, but the new place is absolutely gorgeous and huge. We have all our shit in here, and even strewn about the floor, there are clear walking paths and we're barely taking up most of the space. It's the 2nd floor, elevator, MASSIVE balcony, laundry, fitness center 60 feet from my building, storage unit, bike room...we already love it. TOTALLY worth the 4 nebulizer treatments I'm hitting a day, lol.

I'm calling in tomorrow. o_0 Got to get my framed photos from the old place but mostly just going to take it easy. Also hitting Ikea (JUST FOR A FLOOR LAMP I DON'T BUY FURNITURE THERE) and GoodWill maybe for some vintage decorative lamps. I scored a huge win on a hardwood desk there a few days ago.

Life is good, in other words.

... >:(

ABOUT DAMN TIME.

COME ON BRAIN! GET OVER THE FACT THAT ALL OUR POSSESSIONS ARE IN CARDBOARD BOXES AND WE HAVE 167 THINGS TO DO IN THE NEXT 72 HOURS AND FINISH THIS FREAKING PORN

Yes we had doctor Wednesday, lawyer today, Realtor tomorrow and frantic packing in the meantime! BUT WE ARE LIKE TEN PARAGRAPHS AWAY FROM COMPLETING HOT TRUCKER SEX RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH

usually the last 5% isn't this difficult for me. -_- I am seriously like two pages away from finishing a 23-page raunch-a-thon aaaaaaaaand I can't get it out of "Park."

I'd better call in the big guns on this one

SET PANDORA TO "SHOWTUNES"

Dear Eurofurries,

Are you people okay? Per my review, it is now Minus One Billion Degrees on your continent.

Here in Amurrica, is about 40 degrees ABOVE the normal February temperatures, and I can send you boots from my boyfriend's extensive collection, provided nobody minds 2,000,000 pairs of size 14 American (48.5 European) construction boots.

Try not to have TOO much Keep-Warm sex, because I don't think you should have a population explosion AND an economic crisis in the same half-decade span.

If you need advice on how to survive in a frozen hellscape, I can check with Wisconsin and Minnesota and get back to you. Please advise.

Good luck you poor doomed bastards---
Shepherd J. Wolf

<3

My older brother is moving Friday. I'm moving Saturday.

NEITHER of us has moved in the last half-decade, though we've each helped probably 5 or 10 people over the last few years. NONE of those people is helping either of us. I'm helping him Friday, and he's helping me Saturday.

What. The fuck.

I don't have much stuff (ANYMORE, Asyr, I'm throwing it out by the TRUCKLOAD) but this is still basically going to be the weekend from hell. ;_; GARRRRGH.

I HATE MOVING RARARARARRRRRR

There are so many things I would rather be doing. lol.

Like the cupholder lights on my car...or the underdash lights...or the side mirror lights...or the rear truck lights... ;_;

And now I have two more rims to paint because Mr. Curb Rash hyena destroyed TWO rims slamming his car into a curb last weekend.

WHAT THE FUCK FEBRUARY WILL YOU RELAX ALREADY

CRAZY, DRUNK, VIOLENT, NEW-TOYS-AND-THE-BOY-RIPPED-THE-HUSTLER-BAG-GETTING-THEM-OUT, MAKING-UP-FOR-DATE-NIGHT-LAST-WEEK-BECAUSE-CHRIS-CRASHED-HIS-CAR-INSTEAD-OF-TAKING-ME-TO-DINNER-AND-TONIGHT-IS-VALENTINE'S DAY SEX

and i just had to tell you all that.

...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

....

o_0

...

So, how about that local sports team? :3

FURAFFINITY DOWN ON A WEEKEND?!?!?!?!?!!? OMFG WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have an idea! You could read Trickster, a long but well-composed mystery that I consider one of the best things I've ever written. BECAUSE SERIOUSLY PEOPLE I REALIZE IT'S NOT PORN, BUT FFS NOT EVEN 200 VIEWS? "Arrested" has literally ten times that. Come on people, LOL

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6766829

Seriously, put that shit on your Kindle or something. BOOM: ENTERTAINMENT.

Was this just totally classless of me? YOU MAKE THE CALL.

Goodnight, and dog bless. :3

...which is about 35 degrees warmer than usual this time of year.

I remember just a couple years ago this time of year, I drove by an accident scene where someone had gone skidding off an on-ramp into a retention pond, and he would have tied, except the thing had frozen completely solid. the tow truck was even able to drive out on the ice.

now there's not even snow on the ground. o_0 which is kind of a nice break, since this winter has been FUCKING INSANITY at work, and i have a ton of stress shit going on. it's nice not having to worry about hypothermia too ;)

i'm enjoying it, but i'm also expecting about 40 inches of snow in the next three weeks, lol. :p

i like this song and i like kimbra. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY
FOREIGN PEOPLE IS SHE LIKE A BIG DEAL? thank you

what are YOU monsters up to? i am mostly bored senseless. 0_0

we signed on a new place today. it's cheaper rent, a MUCH nicer area, and has a balcony big enough to pitch a 4-person tent. we're giving up downtown but, uh, WE NEVER GO DOWNTOWN. the upgrades are almost universal.

my asthma is getting a little bad with these sweeping weather changes, but it's under control just with the nebulizer. yes, i use a nebulizer. the new cat just sits and watches me, lol. i think he thinks i'm A CYBORG.

saw progress shots of my contest prize today. eeeeeeeee.

now that i'm not frantically looking for an apartment, i should be able to get some writing done :3 "night drive" just needs a few more days. NORMAL PORN! FROM ME! CAN YOU BUWEEVE IT???

Okay. I get it. We all want to be different. Largely, that's why we're furries - if we were NORMAL nerds we'd all be writing Ouran Host Club slashfiction. But we're not. We love strangeness in furry.

Furthermore, as we saw for the first time in the West debacle, there is now an actual hostility toward non-extreme fursona choices. Add to that the ever-increasing size of the fandom, and the need to stand out among those standing out grows ever more...desperate.

So we have angel wings, or bi-colored eyeballs, or purple fur, or we glow green, or we're 900 feet tall, or we wear raver gear EVEN THOUGH THE ACTUAL RAVE SCENE DIED IN LIKE 1998. And, most popularly, we end up being all sorts of insane species mixes.

I get it. And that's....... *grits teeth* fine. IT'S JUST FINE.

What I CANNOT abide, however, is BAD. MATH.

So. let's talk about genetics. For this exercise, I am going to talk about genetics while holding this sharp, sharp philips-head screwdriver. AS A VISUAL AID.

Any given offspring is derived from the genetic material of two parents. Your genetic material represents 1/2 of each of theirs. If one of them is himself or herself a hybrid, you get half of each of THEIR derivative genetic material: 1/2 divided by 2 is 1/4. And so on and so on. If your great-grandfurry was 1/2 wolf, your grandfur was 1/4 wolf, your parent was 1/8 wolf, and you are 1/16th wolf.

SO THIS 'THIRDS' BULLSHIT IS NOT GOING TO WORK. YOU CANNOT BE 33% OF SOMETHING. IT IS JUST NOT MATHEMATICALLY POSSIBLE. And while we are ignoring the lines of biology and genetics in this fandom SO HELP ME DOG I will not allow the wanton abuse of math.

Here's an easy solution: I am german shepherd, yorkshire terrier, and grey wolf. BUT SHEP YOU JUST SAID SHUT UP I'M GETTING THERE

yes. I'm 1/2 shepherd, 1/4 wolf and 1/4 yorkie. LOOK! THREE SPECIES! BUT WITH GOOD MATH! See how much nicer that is? Look, I'm setting down the screwdriver. DOESN'T EVERYONE FEEL BETTER.

For added fun: each of my parents was 1/2 shepherd. So if daddy was a shepherdwolf and mommy was a shepherd-yorkie, I still get three source species, it's a little more interesting, and since 1/4 + 1/4 = 1/2 nobody gets stabbed with this screwdriver, which you may notice I have picked up again.

If you still need mathematically impossible species derivation to make you interesting, may I suggest developing a personality. <3

....forgot to mention that Cody V. Frost did an illustration for it.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5219158/

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO CHECK IT OUT <3

I made it into the top 3! Not bad considering there were 52 entries. :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3109144/

AND I DIDN'T START IT UNTIL THE NIGHT BEFORE THE CONTEST HOY HOY HOY no that's a lie.

Anyway: go me.

also: WATCH YOUR BACK  DANATH. OR POSSIBLY YOUR FRONT. I'M NOT REALLY CLEAR ON HOW THIS ARCHING THING WORKS; I HAVEN'T RECEIVED MY WELCOME PACKET YET. BUT JUST...WATCH SOMETHING!

In other news, THE MINUTE I made a vet appointment for my ailing kittycat, he suddenly sprang back to 100% health. He knew. He KNEW HE WAS GOING TO THE VET and he WILLED himself healthy. That...that's dedication.

So my weekend is off to a pretty decent start. Scoooore! <3 <3 <3

OH FOR ANYBODY WHO READ THE STORY, BARNES ONLY GETS HIS OIL CHANGED EVERY 3000 BECAUSE HIS CAR IS REALLY OLD, if you have a modern car you can probably to 5000. PSA: DELIVERED

Also: It's 6º right now, with a wind chill of What The Actual Fuck. Not Celsius. Fahrenheit. And there's a winter storm advisory that basically states "HEAVIEST CLUSTERFUCK SNOW WILL START UP RIGHT AS YOU'RE LEAVING WORK."

I LOVE IT :D

I share that thought with you, people-who-got-back-from-FC-this-week! -_-

I've had wall-to-wall meetings this week, a surprise two-hour training this morning, and the server for our main Admin program is on the fritz, so we're out of the system from 2-4 every day. Are you kidding me? If I wasn't personally responsible for $250K in fucked-up accounts (and another three million in okay stuff) I wouldn't even be showing up.

Nothing major, but I have some real problems at home (and a sick cat) and I'm just ready for this shit to be over.

At least we got all the Christmas stuff down last weekend. Next weekend I'm going to going to abuse my new Pet Vacuum. ABUSE IT SO GOOD.

No idea on the hypno contest, incidentally: the judges were kind of brickwalled at the last second by a 117-PAGE SUBMISSION. For perspective, Arrested 1 AND 2 don't even top 50 pages. Service was about 30. I'm guessing this is someone who skipped the "pacing" chapter in their "how to write stories" textbook, but I could be surprised and it could be amazing. I'M JUST KIDDING, WE CAN PRETTY MUCH CALL THIS ONE

In other news - what are your favorites from the hypno contest? Looking to read some good stories. THX

is this where everybody goes off the grid because of FC?

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO crap it is.

OKAY THEN I'LL JUST MOSEY OFF TO SOME OTHER PART OF THE INTERNET :/

OKAY FINE HERE'S MY CALIFURNICATION REPORT

i don't typically go to cons, but this was so much fun i may have to start.

 hyenapawz and i left new year's eve morning for  codyvfrost's place in california. due to spirit air sucking hosewater, and a layover in vegas, we didn't get in until 3:00 p.m., where Vince and his mate Devon met us at LAX. Devon is tall. Like, substantially tall. Tall and handsome, and, like, TALL.

Also LAX is a shithole.

Anyway, the weather was unbelievably gorgeous, and Vince has a really nice place with lots of room and a spare bed like a fucking luxury hotel (actually, NICER than a luxury hotel), but the main highlights were:

* meeting  SpotGideon. Hyena? Yes. Requisite amount of adorable? Absolutely. Hilarious? Is he ever. I was in stitches in minutes. Why am I asking myself questions? Sleep deprivation. Also: he's buff as hell.

* meeting  TremorWolf As hot as you think he is from pictures, he's hotter in person. Even his car is hot. As a person who hates Volkswagens with a fiery burning passion, I have to admit: the sleek black machine looks DAMN GOOD with Tremor stepping out of it. I kind of wanted him to drag me off for some dirty garage sex. And I dislike VW with almost the same feverish intensity that I dislike GM, so this should tell you a lot about Mr. Kittywuff. He is unbelievably sweet and astonishingly well-spoken for someone with 18" biceps.

* meeting  Areitu Another high-functioning furry I wish I had met years ago, or roomed with in college or something. Just hilarious. Knows more about cars than any other person I have ever met. Walking around Peterson auto museum with him was like walking around with a robot tour guide...thing. a SEXY ASIAN robot tour guide. i wanted to stuff him in my pocket and take him home. <3

* seeing  CodyVFrost and his muscles again. wait delete the part about the musc-

EVENTS TIME IS NOW:

* DISNEYLAND. Oh my dog, the children.  HyenaPawz didn't kill anyone. HE GETS A GOLD STAR. <3 The Christmas decorations were up and I had an absolutely moronic amount of fun. Our boat on the Small World ride got rear-ended and tipped over at a crazy angle...I'm kind of disappointed we didn't sink, but it was still the greatest adventure of my life.

* Peterson Auto Museum.  Areitu thought of this one. Saw a lot of VERY rare cars. Also the Batmobile. SERIOUSLY THE FREAKING BATMOBILE. It was awesome. if you go, I highly recommend bringing  Areitu, even if he makes you carry a burger in your backpack for 4 hours.

* The Science Centers at Expo (or something).  SpotGideon and  tremorwolf learned that the Gemini astronauts (including the monkey) had more room in their first-gen landers than they had in the 3rd row of the Acura MDX Vince was driving. I OFFERED TO SWITCH SEATS FURBALLS. Anyway, we learned about ecosystems and  SpotGideon and  hyenaPawz were both very careful to not try to chew on any of the exhibits.

* SWANKY RESTAURANT. A friend of mine moved to L.A. several years ago, and is now a casting director for CBS. Her husband is the Sous Chef at a very trendy restaurant in West Hollywood. Trem, Jamie, Chris and I had a $500 dinner with them in a private room (it was the wine cellar room, lit only by candlelight) and WOOOOOOW that is all. Never had a cheese plate before. Now I think I'm addicted. Ate an absolutely unbelievable amount of food.

* THERE. WAS. SO. MUCH. TRAFFFICCCCCCCCCC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

anyway,  CodyVFrost is a saint for picking us up, driving us around, and letting us intrude on quality time with his boyfriend (who is a real sweetie), and this was the best vacation I've taken in probably.....uh....maybe ever?

<3

i'm sure i'm forgetting something; i'll add it later. our plane didn't get in till 7:00 IN THE MORNING on sunday, and i had an event at my mom's at like 2, so we're both exhausted. is it friday yet? lol.

thanks for a great time, everyone who was there. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Wish I was going to FC, and at the same time, sooooooooooooooooo glad I'm not going to FC, lol.

CHEERS

Back from CALIFURNICATION con, had a great time. GOING TO HAVE AN EVEN BETTER TIME NAME-DROPPING, AHAHHAHAAHHAA. ISN'T THAT RIGHT,  SPOTGIDEON,  NOVENTAWOLF,  TREMORWOLF  CODYVFROST and  AREITU, WHO THE REST OF YOU SHOULD INFER I WAS CLEARLY WITH.

IRL.

anyway, the weather was great, and V is a great host, and even though that was literally more traffic than i have ever sat in over a 7 day period in my entire life, we had an amazing time and it was a great way to start the year. i kind of wish i hadn't booked us a red-eye because ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. At some point I will talk about the lovely things we did but before that I need to LS;ADKFJAWSSDDLKFAJS;L

also look at this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7174948/ I don't remember when I was naked in the presence of a Super Duty. Must have happened in Vegas? GEEZ OUR LAYOVER WAS ONLY LIKE 45 MINUTES

soooooooooooo I'm back. HAI INTERNET LOLOL

BY LAUGHING HYENAS

ARARSESDF.LKSDJFLKADJF;LK

 Noventawolf and  spotgideon

like do not get them in the same room together

trust me

Califurnication has taken a turn for the terrifying

UNSTABLEBILL used FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS

Seriously, though, that was a hell of a ride for a little over 100 days since the contest was announced, lol

final count is 32 pages single-spaced, and a hair under 17,000 words. i think that is the FASTEST I HAVE EVER WRITTEN ANYTHING EVER. "Chemistry" was 54 pages and that took me over a year, lol.

I didn't change much in the course of writing the story. I think I changed little things like the name of the shop, Harold and Robbie's names, and the make/model of Barnes' car. (It was originally a Chevy...when I changed it to a Honda I doubled the mileage and added 10 model years. Make of that what you will. :p )

I'm taking a little hypnobreak for awhile @_@ That was kind of a lot all at once. o_0 between Service and Arrested 1 and 2...yeahhhhh.

i think my next piece is going to be ACTION. :3 ACTION! WHOOOOOOOooo

those of you who've read Chemistry: worth posting as a two-parter?

...i am listening to showtunes and writing porn.

YEP. THIS IS MY LIFE.

why is this so conducive to adult literature

THE SOUND OF MUSIC
OKLAHOMA
HEY BIG SPENDER
MARIAN THE LIBRARIAN

..........bark