[ ]Esther by Henry Adams. (1838 - 1918)

[ ]The Man With the Golden Arm by Nelson Algren (1909 -1981)

Sherwood Anderson (1876 - 1941)
[ ]Winesburg, Ohio
[ ]The Triumph of the Egg

Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
[x]The Complete Stories Vol. 1
[x]The Complete Stories Vol. 2

Saul Bellow 1 (1915 - 2005) Nobel Prize in Literature, 1976
[ ]Ravelstein
[ ]Humboldt's Gift
[ ]Editors
[ ]The Adventures of Augie March
[ ]Mr. Sammler's Planet
[ ]Henderson the Rain King
[ ]Seize the Day
[ ]Mosby's Memoirs and Other Stories
[ ]More Die of Heartbreak
[ ]The Dean's December
[ ]Him With His Foot in His Mouth: And Other Stories
[ ]The Actual
[ ]The Victim

Paul Bowles (1910 - 1999)
[ ]The Sheltering Sky
[ ]Without Stopping: An Autobiography
[ ]The Spider's House
[ ]Collected Stories, 1939-1976
[ ]Their Heads Are Green and Their Hands Are Blue
[ ]Hundred Camels in the Courtyard
[ ]Let It Come Down

Ray Bradbury (1920)
[x]Fahrenheit 451
[ ]The Martian Chronicles
[ ]The Illustrated Man

Joseph Brodsky 2 (1940 - 1996) Nobel Prize in Literature, 1987
[x]Watermark
[ ]A Part of Speech
[ ]So Forth
[ ]Collected Poems in English

Pearl S. Buck (1892 - 1973) Nobel Prize in Literature, 1938
[ ]The Good Earth
[ ]Sons
[x]A House Divided
[ ]The House of Earth

William S. Burroughs (1914 - 1997)
[ ]The Naked Lunch
[ ]Junky
[ ]Speed / Kentucky Ham : Two Novels
[ ]Cities of the Red Night
[ ]Truman Capote (1924 - 1984)
[ ]Other Voices, Other Rooms
[ ]The Muses Are Heard
[ ]A Tree of Night
[x]Breakfast at Tiffany's
[ ]In Cold Blood
[ ]A Christmas Memory
[ ]The Thanksgiving Visitor

Stephen Crane (1871 - 1900)
[x]The Red Badge of Courage
[ ]Maggie: A Girl of the Streets
[ ]The Open Boat
[ ]The Bride Comes to Yellow Sky
[ ]The Blue Hotel

Don DeLillo (1936)
[ ]Players
[ ]Running Dog
[ ]The Names
[ ]White Noise
[ ]Libra
[ ]Mao II
[ ]Underworld

[x]Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson by Emily Dickinson (1830 - 1886)

Hilda Doolittle (H.D.) (1886 - 1961)
[ ]HERmione
[ ]Helen in Egypt
[ ]Collected Poems

Theodore Dreiser (1871 - 1945)
[ ]Sister Carrie
[ ]An American Tragedy

[x]Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison (1914 - 1994)

William Faulkner (1897 - 1962) Nobel Prize in Literature, 1949
[ ]Intruder in the Dust
[x]As I Lay Dying
[ ]Absalom, Absalom!
[ ]The Sound and the Fury
[ ]Collected Stories of William Faulkner

F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896 - 1940)
[x]The Great Gatsby
[ ]This Side of Paradise
[ ]The Beautiful and Damned
[ ]The Diamond as Big as the Ritz
[ ]Flappers and Philosophers
[ ]The Jazz Age
[ ]The Short Stories of F. Scott Fitzgerald
[ ]Tender is the Night
[ ]Babylon Revisited
[ ]The Love of the Last Tycoon

[ ]The Collected Writings of Zelda Fitzgerald by Zelda Fitzgerald (1900 - 1948)

[x]Poetry of Robert Frost: The Collected Poems, Complete and Unabridged by Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)

Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804 - 1864)
[x]The Scarlet Letter
[ ]The House of the Seven Gables
[ ]Joseph Heller (1923)
[x]Catch-22

Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961) Nobel Prize in Literature, 1954
[ ]Three Stories and Ten Poems (1923)
[ ]In Our Time (1925)
[ ]Torrents of Spring (1925 - 26)
[x]The Sun Also Rises (1926)
[ ]Men Without Women (1927)
[x]A Farewell to Arms (1929)
[ ]Death in the Afternoon (1932)
[ ]Winner Take Nothing (1933)
[ ]Green Hills of Africa (1935)
[ ]To Have and Have Not (1937)
[x]The Fifth Column (1938)
[ ]First 49 Stories (1938)
[x]For Whom the Bell Tolls (1940)
[ ]Men at War (edited by E. H.,1942)
[ ]Across the River and Into the Trees (1950)
[x]The Old Man and the Sea (1952)
[ ]A Moveable Feast (ph. 1964)
[ ]By-line: Ernest Hemingway (ph. 1967)
[ ]Islands in the Stream (ph. 1970)
[ ]88 Poems (ph. 1979)
[ ]E. H.: Selected Letters (ph. 1981)
[ ]The Dangerous Summer (ph. 1985)
[ ]The Garden of Eden (ph. 1986)
[ ]The Complete Short Stories of E. H. (ph. 1987)
[ ]True at First Light (ph. 1999)
[ ]Whirligigs by O. Henry (William Sydney Porter) (1862 - 1910)

Patricia Highsmith (1921 - 1995)
[ ]Strangers on a Train
[ ]Those Who Walk Away
[ ]The Cry of the Owl
[ ]This Sweet Sickness

John Irving (1942)
[ ]The Cider House Rules
[ ]The World According to Garp
[ ]Washington Irving (1783 - 1859)
[x]Rip Van Winkle
[x]The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

Shirley Jackson (1919 - 1965)
[ ]The Haunting of the Hill House
[ ]The Lottery and Other Stories

Henry James 3 (1843 - 1916)
[ ]The Portrait of a Lady
[ ]The Ambassadors

Robinson Jeffers (1887 - 1962)
[ ]Tamar and Other Poems
[ ]Cawdor
[ ]Thurso's Landing
[ ]Be Angry at the Sun
[ ]Euripides' Medea (an adaptation by R. Jeffers)
[ ]From Here To Eternity by James Jones (1921 - 1977)

Barbara Kingsolver (1955)
[ ]Homeland and Other Stories
[ ]The Bean Trees
[ ]Prodigal Summer
[ ]The Poisonwood Bible
[ ]Animal Dreams
[ ]Pigs in Heaven
[ ]Another America

Jack London (1876 - 1916)
[x]White Fang
[x]Call of the Wild
[ ]Collected Short Stories
[x]To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee (1926)

Jeffrey Lent
[ ]In the Fall
[ ]Lost Nation

Sinclair Lewis (1885 - 1951) Nobel Prize in Literature, 1930
[ ]Main Street
[ ]Babbitt
[ ]Edgar Lee (E.L.) Masters (1868 - 1950)
[ ]Spoon River Anthology

Cormac McCarthy (1933)
[ ]The Orchard Keeper
[ ]Outer Dark
[ ]Child of God
[ ]Suttree
[ ]Blood Meridian
The Border Trilogy:
[ ]All the Pretty Horses
[ ]The Crossing
[ ]Cities of the Plain

Herman Melville (1819 - 1891)
[x]Moby Dick
[ ]Billy Budd
[ ]Typee: A Peep at Polynesian Life
[ ]Benito Cereno
[ ]Bartleby the Scrivener

Arthur Miller (1915)
[x]Death of a Salesman
[x]The Crucible

Henry Miller (1891 - 1980)
[ ]Tropic of Cancer
[ ]Tropic of Capricorn

Toni Morrison (1931) Nobel Prize in Literature, 1993
[ ]The Bluest Eye
[ ]Sula
[ ]Song of Solomon
[ ]Tar Baby
[ ]Beloved
[ ]Jazz
[ ]Paradise

Vladimir (Dmitri) Vladimirovich Nabokov 4 (1899 -1977)
[ ]The Defense
[ ]Despair
[ ]Invitation to a Beheading
[ ]Pnin
[x]Lolita
[ ]King, Queen, Knave
[ ]Ada
[ ]Pale Fire
[ ]Laughter in the Dark

Frank Norris (1870 - 1902)
[ ]McTeague: A Story of San Francisco
[ ]The Pit: A Story of Chicago
[ ]The Octopus: A Story of California

Joyce Carol Oates (1938)
Only a partial list of works of a very prolific Joyce Carol Oates (b. 1938) :
[ ]We Were the Mulvaneys
[ ]Middle Age: A Romance
[ ]Billy Budd and Other Tales
[ ]Faithless : Tales of Transgression
[ ]Them
[ ]The Barrens: A Novel of Suspense
[ ]Blonde : A Novel
[ ]Foxfire : Confessions of a Girl Gang
[ ]Broke Heart Blues
[ ]Because It Is Bitter, and Because It Is My Heart
[ ]Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? : Selected Early Stories
[ ]Heat and Other Stories
[ ]Beasts
[ ]You Must Remember This
[ ]Man Crazy : A Novel
[ ]Zombie
[ ]The Rise of Life on Earth
[ ]Haunted : Tales of the Grotesque
[ ]Will You Always Love Me? : And Other Stories
[ ]Marya : A Life
[ ]The Collector of Hearts : New Tales of the Grotesque
[ ]Starr Bright Will Be With You Soon
[ ]Tenderness: Poems
[ ]Black Water
[ ]Expensive People
[ ]Unholy Loves : A Novel
[ ]Mysteries of Winterthurn
[ ]Solstice
[ ]Nightwalks Angel of Light I Lock My Door upon Myself
[ ]The triumph of the spider monkey
[ ]Bellefleur
[ ]Assignation
[ ]Do With Me What You Will
[ ]What I Lived for
[ ]Goddess and Other Women
[ ]Wheel of Love
[ ]Night Walks : A Bedside Companion
[ ]Wonderland
[ ]Childwold
[ ]Marriages and Infidelities
[ ]Crossing the Border
[ ]Son of the Morning
[ ]Women Whose Lives Are Food, Men Whose Lives Are Money : Poems
[ ]A Garden of Earthly Delights
[ ]Seduction and Other Stories
[ ]The Assassins : A Book of Hours
[ ]Invisible Woman
[ ]Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? Stories of Young America
[ ]The Perfectionist and Other Plays
[ ]Love Eclipsed
[ ]Cybele
[ ]Oates in Exile
[ ]First Love : A Gothic Tale
[ ]Love and Its Derangements; Poems
[ ]A Sentimental Education : Stories
[ ]Where Is Here? : Stories
[ ]Miracle play
[ ]Three Plays
[ ]All the good people I've left behind
[ ]Twelve Plays
[ ]A Bloodsmoor Romance
[ ]Last Days : Stories
[ ]Raven's Wings
[ ]My Heart Laid Bare
[ ]Upon the sweeping flood, and other stories
[ ]The Fabulous Beasts
[ ]Anonymous Sins and Other Poems
[ ]By the North Gate
[ ]Big Mouth and Ugly Girl
[ ]Wheel of Love and Other Stories
[ ]Crossing the Border : Fifteen Tales
[ ]Night-Side : 18 Tales
[ ]Angel Fire; Poems

Eugene Gladstone O'Neill (1888 -1953) Nobel Prize in Literature, 1936
[ ]Long Day's Journey into Night
[ ]Desire Under the Elms
[ ]Strange Interlude
[ ]Mourning Becomes Electra
[ ]Beyond the Horizon
[ ]Anna Christie
[ ]The Hairy Ape
[ ]A Moon for the Misbegotten
[ ]The Iceman Cometh
[ ]The Emperor Jones
[ ]The Long Voyage Home

Sylvia Plath (1932 - 1963)
[ ]The Collected Poems
[ ]The Bell Jar

Edgar Allan Poe (1809 - 1849)
[ ]Dead Brides (Vampire Tales)
[ ]The Fall of the House of Usher and Other Writings
[x]Best Known Works of Poe

Katherine Anne Porter (1890 - 1980)
[ ]The Collected Stories of Katherine Anne Porter
[ ]Pale Horse, Pale Rider
[ ]Ship of Fools

Ezra Pound (1885 - 1972)
[ ]Personae: The Shorter Poems of Ezra Pound
[ ]Exultations
[ ]ABC of Reading
[ ]Quia Pauper Amavi - Homage to Sextus Propertius
[ ]Hugh Selwyn Mauberley
[ ]The Cantos

Thomas Pynchon (1937)
[ ]Mason & Dixon
[ ]Gravity's Rainbow
[ ]The Crying of Lot 49
[ ]V

[ ]Call It Sleep by Henry Roth (1906 - 1995)

Philip Roth (1933)
[ ]Goodbye Columbus
[ ]Portnoy's Complaint
[ ]The Professor of Desire
[ ]The Ghost Writer
[ ]American Pastoral
[ ]The Human Stain
[ ]Sabbath's Theatre
[ ]I Married a Communist
[ ]Patrimony: A True Story
[ ]The Great American Novel

J. D. Salinger (1919)
[x]Catcher in the Rye
[ ]Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenter / Seymour: an Introduction
[ ]Nine Stories (including For Esmé - with Love and Squalor)
[ ]Franny and Zooey

Irwin Shaw (1913 - 1984)
[ ]Two Weeks in Another Town
[ ]Evening in Byzantium
[ ]Beggarman, Thief

Upton Sinclair (1878 - 1968)
[x]The Jungle
[ ]I, Candidate for Governor and How I Got Licked
[ ]Boston: A Documentary Novel of the Sacco-Vanzetti Case
[ ]Dragon Harvest
[ ]Mental Radio
[ ]Wide Is the Gate
[ ]Flivver King: A Story of Ford-America
[ ]Dragon's Teeth
[ ]Between Two Worlds
[ ]A World to Win
[ ]Presidential Mission
[ ]Affectionately Eve

John Steinbeck (1902 - 1968) Nobel Prize in Literature, 1962
[ ]Cup of Gold (1929)
[ ]The Pastures of Heaven (1932)
[ ]To a God Unknown (1933)
[ ]The Long Valley (?)
[ ]The Tortilla Flat (1935)
[ ]The Dubious Battle (1936)
[x]Of Mice and Men (1937)
[ ]Blood is Strong (1938)
[ ]The Red Pony (1938)
[x]The Grapes of Wrath (1939)
[ ]Forgotten Village (1941)
[ ]The Moon is Down (1942)
[ ]The Cannery Row (1945)
[ ]The Pearl (1947)
[ ]The Wayward Bus (1947)
[ ]Burning Bright (1950)
[ ]Viva Zapata! (1952)
[ ]East of Eden (1952)
[ ]Sweet Thursday (1954)
[ ]The Short Reign of Pippin IV (1957)
[ ]Once There Was a War (1958)
[ ]Winter of Our Discontent (1961)
[ ]Travels With Charley (1962)
[ ]America and Americans (1966)
[ ]The Acts of King Arthur and His Noble Knights (ph. 1976)

Wallace Stevens (1879 - 1955)
[ ]Harmonium
[ ]Stevens' Ideas of Order
[ ]The Man with the Blue Guitar
[ ]Parts of a World
[ ]Transport to Summer
[ ]Esthétique du mal {Aesthetic of Evil}
[ ]The Auroras of Autumn
[ ]Collected Poems
[ ]Opus Posthumous (edited by Samuel French Morse)

[ ]Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe (1811 - 1896)

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
[x]The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
[x]The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Gore Vidal 5 (1925)
[ ]Myra Breckenridge / Myron
[ ]Duluth
[ ]Live From Golgotha
[ ]Kalki
[ ]Visit to a Small Planet
[ ]The Best Man
[ ]Julian

Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (1922)
[x]Slaughterhouse Five
[ ]Cat's Cradle
[ ]Breakfast of Champions
[ ]Slapstick
[ ]Hocus Pocus
[ ]The Sirens of Titan
[ ]Welcome to the Monkey House
[ ]Galapagos
[ ]Mother Night
[ ]God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
[ ]Timequake
[ ]Bluebeard
[ ]The Color Purple by Alice Walker (1944)

David Foster Wallace (1962)
[ ]The Broom of the System
[ ]Girl with Curious Hair
[ ]Infinite Jest
[ ]Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
[ ]Oblivion: Stories

Robert Penn Warren (1905 - 1989)
[ ]All the King's Men
[ ]World Enough and Time

Nathanael West (1903 - 1940)
[ ]The Day of the Locust
[ ]The Dream Life of Balso Snell

Edith Wharton (1862 - 1937)
[ ]Sanctuary (1903)
[ ]The House of Mirth (1905)
[ ]Ethan Frome (1911)
[ ]Reef (1912)
[ ]The Custom of the Country (1913)
[ ]Summer (1917)
[ ]The Age of Innocence (1920)
[ ]The Old New York Tetralogy (1924)
[ ]Twilight Sleep (1927)
[ ]Hudson River Bracketed (1929)
[ ]The Gods Arrive (1932)
[ ]The Buccaneers (1938)
[ ]Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman (1819 - 1892)

Tennessee Williams (1911 - 1983)
[ ]A Streetcar Named Desire
[ ]Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
[ ]The Glass Menagerie
[ ]The Night of the Iguana
[ ]Suddenly Last Summer
[ ]Sweet Bird of Youth
[ ]The Collected Stories of Tennessee Williams
[ ]Native Son by Richard Wright (1908 - 1960)

Others: (Ones that I think should be in the list as well.)
George Orwell
[x]Animal Farm
[x]1984

[x]Lord of the Flies by William Golden

Actually old, from some Christian (blech, religion >.<) blog that I found on google . Whatever, let the games fuckin' begin

How am I feeling today?
"Sub-Effect" (I'm actually feeling good today, thank you ipod. Band is Voivod.)

Will I get far in life?
"Command Of The Blade" (I have no intent to be either a chef, butcher, fencer, or serial killer. However if I have a secret talent I'd like to know. Band is Kreator.)

How do my friends see me?
"Chemical Warfare" (Well there was that one time with the chloroform...band is Slayer.)

Where will I get Married?
"Circle Of The Tyrants" (This is very likely considering we all know I'm going to take over the world. Band is Celtic Frost.)

What is my best friend's theme song?
"Death Of Me" (No, don't die! D: Band is Gojira.)

What is the story of my life?
"Cry Of A Restless Soul" (Holy balls something that is accurate. Band is Lost Horizon.)

What was high school like?
"Carrion" (I certainly would prefer it to cafeteria food. Band is Kreator.)

How am I going to get ahead in life?
"Serial Killer" (Uh....band is Vio-lence.)

What is the best thing about me?
"Coming Home" (Aww, did someone miss me? Band is Stratovarius.)

How is today going to be?
"Angbands Schmieden" (What the iPod said. Band is Summoning.)

What is in store for this weekend?
"Cunoasterea Tacuta" (No, I can't say I was planning to go to Romania. Band is Negură Bunget.)

What song describes my parents?
"The One Brooding Warning" (More like me to them in my middle school years, haha. Band is Dark Tranquillity.)

My grandparents?
"Heathen Tribes" (Considering how religious they are, that's probably what they think NY is like. Band is Primordial.)

How is my life going?
"The Trooper." (What? Band is Iron Maiden.)

What song will play at my funeral?
"Awakening Of The Gods" (HOLY FUCK I'M JESUS....OR OBI-WAN! Or something....band is Kreator.)

How does the world see me?
"Kor" (Totally. Band is Summoning)

Will I have a happy life?
"Passage Of Time VII" (Wins the award for being nonsensical yet relevant. Band is Edge of Sanity.)

What do my friends really think of me?
"Monochromatic Stains" (Well people DO say I wear black too much. Band is Dark Tranquillity.)

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Alsvatr" (I think we all agree. Band is Emperor.)

How can I make myself happy?
"The Guardians Of Mankind" (I am not. Band is Gamma Ray.)

What should I do with my life?
"Slaughter Of The Soul" (Do it every Tuesday. Band is At The Gates.)

Will I ever have children?
"Anywhere In The Galaxy" (Oh boy, alien sex! Preferably with Tali from Mass Effect if we've gotta have opposite-sex here. Band is Gamma Ray.)

What is some good advice for me?
"Inner Self" (I have been working on letting my true self out to the world...a serious answer, dear lord. Band is Sepultura.)

What is my signature dancing song?
"The SRC" (This is about as danceable as conservatism is intelligent. Band is Overkill.)

What do I think my current theme song is?
"Curse The Gods" (Well I am a near-militant atheist. Band is Destruction.)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Night Of The Roses" (I'm a lover and a fighter, it's true. Band is Quo Vadis.)

What type of men/women do you like?
"Eagle Fly Free" (Sorry, not an avian. Okay, I'd fuck Garrus from Mass Effect, but he's an alien. Band is Helloween.)

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Disenchantment" (Band: Meshuggah)

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Why It Hurts" (Band: Coroner)

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Tulkaapa Aeijaet" (Band: Moonsorrow)

4. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"Another Day" (Band: Dream Theater)

5. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Reduced To Ash" (Band: Annihilator)

6. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Face Of Melinda" (Band: Opeth)

7. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Isara" (Band: Eluvetie)

8. WHAT IS 2+2?
"Perpetual Black Second" (Band: Meshuggah)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Another Holy War" (Band: Blind Guardian)

10. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"He Who Sought The Fire" (lol, anyway the band is Emperor)

11. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"The Night And The Silent Water" (Band: Opeth)

12. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Seek & Destroy" (Band: Metallica)

13. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Enter Chaos" (Band: Edge Of Sanity)

14. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Epicus Furor" (Band: Rhapsody [of Fire])

15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Lucretia" (Band: Megadeth)

Yeah, mine make no sense =P

For great justice!

-=-Outcast-=-
[x] You don't have very many friends. (My standards are absurd and I'm an intellectual elitist asshole =P)
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name. (Believe me, they know who I am =P Not always for the right reasons, but... XP)
[ ] You were always picked last for kickball.
[ ] You don't like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities (Mostly because these types of activities suck regardless of how many people are doing it.)
[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before. (We all do it from time to time)
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange. (Where to begin =P Furry, nature worship and paganism, vikings, an obsession with the Tolkien universe, Magic the Gathering cards, and the Mass Effect video games, an acute interest in Canid zoology, a great interest in political science and history, especially military history, obsessive interests in philosophy and theoretical physics)
[x] You have a large sexual background. (What's this question even supposed to fucking mean?)
[ ] People don't find you friendly. (This varies wildly)
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. ("Gangstas" should turn their guns on themselves, although they probably do that a lot by accident anyway considering they they hold the damn thing like a walrus with a broken wrist wearing fucking oven mitts)
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 6 (Not bad =P)

-=-Party Girl/Boy-=-
[x] Lets face it: you like to party. (Depends on the type of party. "Whoo lets get drunk and do stupid shit for youtube!" ....no. Hot tubs, smooth lighting, dancing, conversation, and maybe a bit of "other ;)" stuff....hell yeah.)
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] or every weekend? (who could even do that?)
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school. (I never intend to)
[ ] You're the defending beer pong champion. (I like ping pong, I like beer, but please keep them fucking separate)
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state...world
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[x] You've hooked up at parties. (Haha, pool party :3)
[x] You spend time getting ready for parties. (Well I gotta look good =P)
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[x] You've partied all night. (It's fun, though I usually don't like staying up all night)
[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[x] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not. (They couldn't give two shits =P)
[x] You're pretty much nocturnal. (not nearly as much anymore, but I easily can be if the party is good enough)
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[x] You've done something that you regret at a party. (I'd rather not share : /)
[x] You can dance. (And I'm a white Euro-American. It's amazing, isn't it?)
[x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you. (Age doesn't really stop me. In fact I find most of my peers, and most people in general, to be too un-intellectual for me to hold interest in for more than a week. I can only talk about funny stories and the latest pop culture for so long, and I need constant outlets for debate and intellectual discussion)
Total = 9

-=-Scene Kid-=
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean. (What?)
[ ] You have an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.
[ ] People have called you scene before. (Who calls anyone "scene" anymore?)
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace. (I don't even have a damn myspace)
[x] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of. (In addition to plenty that many people have heard of)
[x] You enjoy going to shows. (You bet)
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh (Goddamnit, learn what mosh means internet!)
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person. (I don't have a "friends list")
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[x] You enjoy photography. (This I do, especially wildlife/nature photography and conceptual photography)
Total = 4

-=--=-Prep-=--=-
[ ] You pop the collar (No. I very rarely wear collared shirts, but I never think I'm in a bad 80s sci-fi show)
[ ] You wont go near the Goths
[x] You own at least one thing from a designer store. (Suit, glasses, overcoat, trillby hat)
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish. (I'm practically the opposite =P)
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
[x] You have a lot of money. (Relatively speaking, upper-middle class)
[ ] You know who LC is. (Who?)
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach. (Those aren't shows, they're brainwashing)
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters. (So I can pay $60 for a plain white t-shirt with the fucking manufacturer's logo on it? Not a chance, I'll keep to $20 shirts that actually have bands I like on them, thanks. I'll save the money for clothes that actually should be expensive, like, I dunno, a DAMN SUIT)
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready. (Although I do wake up an hour and a half before for a jog)
[ ] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[x] You are content overall with how your life is going. (Yuppers)
Total = 3

-=--=-Band Geek-=--=-
[x] You have played an instrument before. (Guitar, violin, piano)
[x] You still play an instrument. (Guitar)
[x] You are/were in regular Band. (Currently rather low-scale)
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band
[ ] Most of your friends are in band. (Not school-sponsored/marching band)
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[x] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion. (More than on occasion, it's probably my favorite genre alongside metal and folk)
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class. Its fun!
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[x] You hate rap music. (Not so much the music itself, although I still don't care for it, but the attitude and culture that back it up and/or stem from it. Misogynistic, heterosexist, ignorant, thickheaded, I could go on)
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself. (When I do go I admittedly find some fun in analyzing the strategy that's taking place, and seeing good players run and execute complex plays is very impressive. I don't really care about team sports, but when I do watch them I appreciate them)
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 5

-=-Thespian-=-
[x] You have seen a school play. (Several times)
[x] You have seen a Broadway musical (A couple)
[x] You like to act. (Big time :3)
[x] You have participated in a school play. (Several ^^)
[x] You have participated in a play outside of school. (Like 3)
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference
[ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian? joke.
[ ] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[x] You have been to a cast party. (For said plays)
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT.
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[x] You actually understand Shakespeare. (It's not that hard to understand the ideas at play once you learn to read the language)
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[x] You have been a lead. (Yup ^^)
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 8

-=-Overachiever-=-
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[x] You have a part-time job. (Wolf Conservation Center assistant researcher, assistant educator, and animal handler. I hope to go into zoology =))
[x] You have straight As. (Well a B+ here and there >_>)
[x] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes. (No AP at my school, but I'm in all honors classes, I'm skipped ahead a year, and taking 2 college classes)
[ ] You do not procrastinate. (I'm incredibly guilty of procrastination =P)
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test. (No AP program at school)
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized. (Hell no XD It's a miracle my grades are as good as they are, I guess it's work wuality and participation or something)
[ ] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[x] You are in a relationship. (My Ryan :3)
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School. (Not really, I'd be happy to, but there are a lot of other good schools out there. Also, which school you go to isn't as important as one would think when emerging into a field, and some non-ivy leagues have some of the best zoology/biology programs)
[x] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions. (Yup, I'm in charge of 38 other staff, most of whom are actually adults =P Only 5 people are above me =) I like being a leader ^^)
[x] You are/were on Student Council. (I was in my old school, no such thing in current school)
[x] You are/were the class president.m (In my old school, see above)
[x] You are/were a class officer. (See above)
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[ ] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 8

-=-Slacker-=-
[ ] Your grades are slipping.
[X] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects. (I work better under pressure)
[ ] You do a lot of things half-assed.
[x] You are an overall procrastinator. (Bad habit, but yes)
[ ] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[ ] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[~] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on GAIA when you could be doing something more productive. (~= somewhat. I do productive things on the computer at the same time as non-productive things =P)
[ ] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer. (No, I like the morning and I work during the summer)
[x] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house. (Seriously, why run through another set of clothes if you don't have to go out? Less laundry, which saves water and time)
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[x] You have fallen asleep during class before. (Yup XP)
[ ] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[ ] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[x] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before. (30 Rock when I was sick)
Total = 5 1/2

-=-Goth-=-
[x] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things. (Well the shirts at any rate)
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[ ] You think tattoos are hot.
[ ] You think odd piercings are hot.
[~] You don't get along with your parents. (Didn't used to, now we're good)
[ ] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color.
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death. (A lot)
[x] You like to write dark poetry. (Yes, I will admit this. Though my poetry is usually not nihilistic or whiny like it seems most "dark" poetry is but rather explores dark themes with an overall positive or dispassionate underlying philosophy)
[ ] You are into/interested in S&M. (Not at all)
[ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. (I only have even ever heard of the last one)
[x] You listen to grunge. (Though not my main listening by far)
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes. (Never)
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[x] You don't really care what people think about you.
[ ] Overly happy people scare you.
[ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 5 1/2

-=-Nerd-=-
[ ] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[x] You have straight As. (A few B+s <_<)
[x] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex. (Plenty with the same sex though ;3)
[x] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo. (Fuck yes Magic Cards)
[x] You overanalyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore. (Usually because that's fun ;))
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[x] You actually answer the questions in class. (Why the hell not, I know the answer?)
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience. (My classes are usually sitting around a table anyway, so this doesn't apply, but in my old school where we did have desks I would try to stick to the middle or back, alothough I don't really mind the front)
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[x] You wear your pants at your waist. (Usually, or a little below. Just not below my ass, then they're leggings, not pants)
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans. (I fucking HATE sweatpants. I have a uniform of jeans, suit aside =P)
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it. (I don't think I even own a shirt with a pocket protector, and I certainly wouldn't be wearing a dress shirt in any situation where I'd have a damn calculator)
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[x] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. (Though I'm not nerdy enough to correct them ;3)
[ ] People always cheat off your during tests. (I'm good at stopping them)
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[x] You wear/should be wearing glasses. (I do wear glasses, although I can be corrected by surgery once I'm 18, I'm mild. I CAN see without them, but I see better with them, and I prefer the added vision.)
Total = 8

-=-Garage Band Junkie-=-
[x] You play the guitar (Yay!)
[x] You have been in a garage band before. (3)
[x] You're still in a garage band. (Though we don't actually play in a garage)
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday. (There is no way to be sure about this sort of thing, ever)
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[x] You write your own lyrics. (I write all the music too, slackers =P)
[x] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones. (Thousands >_>)
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[x] You have been in multiple garage bands. (Yes)
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[x] You have participated in a battle of the bands (And blew the others out of the water. Yeah, sorry, your half-assed acoustic cover of whatever that Oasis song that is so popular is is not beating out a perfect rendition of Sonata Arctica's "Don't Say a Word" >:3)
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[x] You have taken guitar classes at school. (Yup, and now I take music theory ^^)
[x] You have played at the same venue multiple times. (Well, yeah, though we don't play live much. We're really new, working on our first album/demo. I'm more interested in the music creation/composition than I am in performing)
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college. (No, I don't really want to necessarily be a career musician, and I value the learning of college)
[x] You have musical talent. (Well, I think I do)
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] Youve made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 10

-=-Gangstaaa-=-
[ ] You actually are black.
[ ] You know who the bloods and the crips are. (I know what the first one is)
[ ] You wear doo-rags. (People still do this?)
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto. (No, and I bet 99% of "gangstas" didn't either)
[ ] You can freestyle. (I can swim freestyle :3)
[ ] You drive down the street blaring your music.
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say nigga a lot.
[ ] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[ ] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your ass.
[ ] Old school rap is the best (Well this is true, doesn't mean I enjoy it).
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin (What?)
Total = 0

-=-Emo-=-
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo. (Except for one person who thinks that death/black metal=screamo just because they both aren't clean sung)
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes. (Why ruin the gift of depth perception?)
[ ] You flip your hair often.
[ ] You have dark-rimmed glasses. (Rimless)
[ ] You have hurt your self on purpose. (The shit does this accomplish? Oh right, attention)
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[ ] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[ ] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a pussy to be a goth. (Goths are too much of pussies to be be metalheads >:3 Kidding, I get along well with goth people ^^)
[x] You own a lot of band t-shirts. (It's practically my uniform)
[x] You go to a lot of shows. (Too many, it's draining my wallet)
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games. (Whats?)
[ ] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair.
[ ] You have dark hair.
[ ] you love the emo song.
[ ] you say stuff like "i feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.
Total = 2

-=-Skatepunk-=-
[ ] You own a skateboard.
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[x] You have vandalized public property. (Politically motivated :3)
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[x] You have been yelled at for loitering. (Yeah, because we were "in the park after dark" even though there was no sign anywhere that said you couldn't, and I'd been going to this park all my life)
[x] You have gotten in trouble with the cops. (See above, as well as a little incident of...violence : /)
[x] You listen to punk rock. (Not my main listening, but I like what I do have. Bad Religion, Dead Kennedys, and The Casualties are my favorites)
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[ ] You stick it to the man.
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[ ] You enjoy crude humor. (I enjoy dirty humor, it's different. It's like crude humor's wittier, more sex-focused cousin =P)
[ ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[x] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk. (Not that I know who they are, but it's silly to think otherwise)
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygene does not concern you.
[ ] Skater boys are attractive (No causation)
Total = 5

-=- Metalhead -=-
[x] Most people are scared of your music (Especially the black metal =P)
[x] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics (Oh yeah)
[x] You hate emo kids (Not intrinsically because they're emo, but so many of them are just such spoiled, stupid, selfish, attention-starved, WHINERS. Admittedly I have met some intelligent/good emos, my apologies to those few. Exceptions, not the rule)
[x] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before (Yup =P)
[x] Slipknot isn't really metal (They're not, they're only partially metal. They're a hybrid of metal, hard rock, hardcore, even with hip-hop elements concerning beat and timing. They're not even half metal, they're a hybrid of many disparate genres. That's ok, but it isn't metal as they aren't even 50% metal)
[x] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre (Yup. In fact, I appreciate the good ARTISTS of any genre, even if I don't enjoy the music myself)
[x] You hate pop and rap. (Pop because the music mostly sucks and the commercialization is killing music and people's brains. Rap not because of the music but because of the culture, and the music has no appeal to me either. Not to mention practically all modern rap, mainstream or not, blows)
[x] You spend all your money on music-related stuff (Over $10,000 sunk into a combination of music-listening stuff, recording stuff, instruments, books, clothes, and most of all on music itself)
[x] Scene kids are fun to laugh at. (When they deserve to be ^-^)
[x] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands. (Well I'll give being friends a shot because it shows I'm at least somewhat on the right track)
[x] You curse a lot. (Big time =P)
[x] You can name at least five sub genres of metal (Power, Symphonic, Folk, Viking/pagan/heathen, Black, Death, Progressive, Sludge, Groove, Jazz, Heavy, New Wave of American Heavy, New Wave of British Heavy, Alternative, Experimental, avant-garde, post-metal, Thrash, melodic, pop, rap, neoclassical, and nu off the top of my head, as well as any variations on or combinations there of)
[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo (Whats?)
[x] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings (More than one =P)
[x] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd. (Yup, especially the latter's family of Progressive Rock. <3 Faust)
[x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music. (Mainly pop-tards. Not to be confused with pop-tarts, though like the former they're far too artificially processed and sugary for my tastes)
Total = 15

ADDITION: Percentage-based ranking of type

Given that it was the only one where I solidly got more than 50%, I am a metalhead. Not all all surprising =P

Metalhead - 94%
Garage Band Junkie - 50%
Nerd - 47%
Party Boy - 41%
Overachiever - 40%
Thespian - 40%
Outcast - 40%
Slacker - 31%
Goth - 29%
Skatepunk - 26%
Band Geek - 24%
Scene - 22%
Prep - 19%
Emo - 10%
"Gangsta" - 0%

And here we go...

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

HAVE YOU...

[ ] smoked
[X] consumed alcohol (Both legally in Europe and illegally here =P)
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex (Yeah >.>)
[X] kissed someone of the same sex (See above)
[X] had sex (Do I get extra points for it being someone of the same sex?)
[X] had someone in your room other than family (It's called having friends)
[X] watched porn (Who hasn't?)
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[X] taken painkillers (For pain : /)
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[X] lied to your parents (All the fucking time)
[X] lied to a friend (When necessary)
[X] snuck out of the house (When angry)
[X] done something illegal (I won't say >_>)
[X] felt hurt (Another "who hasn't?")
[X] hurt someone (^)
[ ] wished someone to die
[X] seen someone die (Saw a person get hit by a car when heading to dinner at a restaurant, killed on impact)

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[X] missed curfew (Often, but they go to sleep anyway so it doesn't matter =P)
[X] stayed out all night (Yuppers)
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[X] been to a therapist (Still do : /)
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[ ] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[ ] been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[X] been to a wild party (A few, nothing too insane though)
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish
[X] wore arm bands (I love political armbands =D)
[X] wore t-shirts with band names (Practically my uniform)
[ ] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR: 20

[ ] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
O dressed fucking metal (why don't you have this here? D:)
[X] stole something (Not gonna say <_<)
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[X] blacked out (Illness)
[X] fainted (see above)
[ ] had a crush on a neighbour

TOTAL SO FAR: 23

[X] had a crush on a friend (Enough times that I've had an awkward history : /)
[X] been to a concert (Plenty, love em)
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped (Can't say I had any interest in it, it went from make-out to "wet-humping." Is there a penalty for skipping a step?)
[ ] been called a slut
[ ] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[ ] broken a mirror
[X] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house (Pool parties FTW)
[X] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush (By accident =P)

TOTAL SO FAR: 27

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[X] seen an R-rated movie (Ratings are overrated :3)
[ ] cruised the mall
[X] skipped school (A lot)
[X] had surgery (On my foot and my arm)
[X] had an injury (Too damn many)
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[ ] caught something on fire
[X] lied about your age (It's the internet)

TOTAL SO FAR: 32

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[X] got in trouble with the police (For being in the park after dark, even though there are no signs indicating such is not permitted)
[X] talked to a stranger (Giving directions)
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[ ] been harassed
[X] been verbally harassed (By right-wing counter-protesters)

TOTAL SO FAR: 35

[X] met face-to-face with someone you met online (Yay)
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight (Video games tend to do that =P)
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight (Not anymore, but I used to)
[X] been to a fair (Some)
[X] been called a bad influence (A lot, and despite all I've said methinks more than I deserve)
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] prank-called someone
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex (And a bunch of other people, cramming onto couches for movies is fun =P)
[ ] cheated on a test

TOTAL OVERALL: 41

I'm a very bad influence apparently =P

Took this from argonianslayer :3

Male side:

[X] You love hoodies.
[X] You love jeans.
[X] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[X] You own an X-Box.
[X] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[X] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[X] You own, like, a trillion hats.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[X] Sports are fun.
[X] Talk with food in your mouth.
[X] Wear boxers.
[X] You enjoy hunting, hiking and camping.

Male points total = 15

Female side:

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[X] You love to shop
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[X] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry. (I could be a pimp.. I have so much jewelry on..)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (What guy wouldn't wear body spray?)
[ ] You wear girl underwear. (I may, some day I may.. Don't judge me!! *cry*)
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Do stuffed animals count?)
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Female points total = 4

Androgyne / Gender neutral side:

[X] You shop in both men and women departments for the best clothes.
[X] You do what you like regardless of what people say.
[ ] You believe associating personality traits with gender is absurd.
[X] You are aware that colors don't have gender.
[ ] Androgyny and neutrality kick ass.
[X] Macho men and girly girls make you want to puke.
[X] You appreciate diverse music, technology and media.
[X] You can shop and repair things with the best of them.
[X] Played with dolls AND hotwheels as a child (IF stuffed animals count)
[ ] At some point you idolized an androgynous singer.
[X] You are aware that gender does not equal biological sex.
[X] You become angered at intolerance and bigotry.
[X] You can watch both horror and romantic comedy without being phased.
[X] Hats, ties and accessories can make the outfit.
[ ] You wouldn’t care much if you were the opposite sex.
[ ] You've been mistaken for the opposite sex.
[X] You can cook and play sports.
[X] You've had friends of all genders growing up.
[X] You think everyone should be free to express themselves.
[X] People, and not what is in their pants, is most important.
[ ] You make up your own manners as you go along.
[X] Variety is good.
[X] You regularly question outdated social customs and rules.
[ ] You use things made for the opposite sex if you feel like it without issue.
[X] You think these gender surveys are silly. (but fun)

null points total = 19

This weekend I worked two days up at the wolf conservation center, for two educational programs. New years day was the first, with the visitors starting their arrival at 11 a.m., myself arriving at about 10:30. Setup was easy for this program, the only notable bit was a donor had sent us an old couch the previous night, so we tossed it in with the wolves. The last couch we gave them they destroyed, but they seemed totally disinterested in this one. The visitors had all trickled in by 11:15, and there was a fresh snowfall on the ground. All went unusually according to plan that day, with only one family leaving early due to cold. The only real humorous event occurred when, while trying to get him to howl, one of the wolves, Atka, decided to play a little tease on the visitors. Rearing his head back and beginning to howl, he abruptly stopped and looked back down, straight at the visitors, as if to say "Ha! You thought I was going to be cooperative today!"

The 01/02 session was another story. The temperature dropped severely, down to single digits, and there was a heavy active snowfall with howling winds. This made conditions on the private road very slippery, making both our jobs difficult and the visitors lives even more so. On the footpath up to the education building out Mule (4x4) got stuck while we were sawdusting the walk, and we improvised a solution of dragging the sawdust contained to put weight on the rear wheels (it worked). Several visitors' cars got stuck and needed to be pushed, and one group of 8 failed to show up. Once the group was assembled the presentation (indoor in the education building) went embarrassingly as the door wouldn't shut, so I stood in the back and held the large wooden door shut, fighting the wind. Once outside the weather became even more severe, and through the outdoor program we lost about half the visitors, who trickled off back to their cars and homes (presumably) to escape the cold. The wolves, however, loved this, and, pity for the people who couldn't stand the cold, were very active today. Out of the wolves the visitors actually get to meet (as opposed to our Mexican Wolves, which are kept away from visitors as they are critically endangered and part of a wild reintroduction effort), only Lukas, the beta wolf of the ambassador pack (the ones visitors meet) and a Canadian Gray Wolf, didn't show. He's usually shyer around humans than his fellows, sticking away from the visitors and making brief appearances, but today he only showed u after the program was over and the visitors were gone, as I was working on de-icing a walkway nearby. All the others were very active and playful today, and one of our female Red Wolves (also critically endangered) even made a highly unusual close-range visit. Truly, if you could stand the cold, it was fantastic session.

Next, I have some very special news. A while ago I connected with and made friends with a boy named Ryan, a furry by the FA username of  Wolf_4_Life Things take their course, as they tend to do in nature, and this wonderful guy is now my boyfriend/mate as of the last month of 2009. Great new years gift :3 I love him dearly and look forward to a wonderful 2010 with his company

Just a heads up, as of Monday the 28th I will be in D.C. until Wednesday