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Posted 13 years agoYO! WATCH THIS GUY! HE DESERVES MORE WATCHERS!
Posted 13 years ago
headwoundsBed Meme
Posted 13 years agoYOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME..... using only 3 words, what would you say to me?
Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as your journal, so I may comment on yours as well. Be a good sport.
Guy Confessions Redux
Posted 13 years ago1.Do you sleep naked?
Almost every night
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
not really
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With someone else
4. Do you enjoy drama?
nope.
5. Are you a manly man?
hahahahaha... you're funny...
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My Aunt Heather
7. Small or large package?
Find out for your self... *Unzips*
8. Are you short?
six feet tall, you tell me.
9. Do you like somebody?
I like a lot of people ^_^
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
I only use Facepalm to get free money from Swagbucks
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
yes.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I hope not.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Every year, it is my favorite holiday.
14. Are you double jointed?
Bitch, I can't even touch my toes, and yet, I can touch my toes to my forehead. My joints are so fucking confused...
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In the clothes dryer, actually.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
*sigh* if only... =_=
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
I sure hope not, but there probably are.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
only when their first name escapes me entirely
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Not sure really, probably not as many as I would like.
[] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Girls are confusing.
[x] I've been called a bad influence
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Solid grey boxer-briefs
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Dark, I don't get the appeal of light hair...
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Nah. I try not to get frustrated with people, I eat their fucking souls.
4. Wat's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Be nice and a bit geeky. :3
5. Do you have a best friend?
oh yes, I would be so far from who I am today without
tapeworm
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yup.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yup.
8. Do you like your life?
I like my being, not my location.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
He isn't my friend anymore.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yup, just to make people laugh.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Girls.
13. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
All the time.
14. What are your biggest fears?
A world without music and art.
15. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes, more than I would like to admit.
16. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Mhm.
17. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No, I believe people can change for the better or worse.
18. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
nah, I lack that kind of intuition.
19. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Sorta, yeah, but I don't think I am cut out for it. I would hate to become a spoiled, stuck-up jerk.
20. Are you currently missing someone?
Yeah, a good friend who passed away a few years ago.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
The Herm over there.
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Cowgirl, less stuck up.
Preppy or Punk?
Punk, isn't it obvious.
Face or Body?
dosen't matter to me.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Cook, more romantic that way.
Sweet or sexy?
Sweet.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Armani
Contacts or glasses?
Glasses, so cute and geeky.
Almost every night
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
not really
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With someone else
4. Do you enjoy drama?
nope.
5. Are you a manly man?
hahahahaha... you're funny...
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My Aunt Heather
7. Small or large package?
Find out for your self... *Unzips*
8. Are you short?
six feet tall, you tell me.
9. Do you like somebody?
I like a lot of people ^_^
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
I only use Facepalm to get free money from Swagbucks
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
yes.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I hope not.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Every year, it is my favorite holiday.
14. Are you double jointed?
Bitch, I can't even touch my toes, and yet, I can touch my toes to my forehead. My joints are so fucking confused...
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In the clothes dryer, actually.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
*sigh* if only... =_=
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
I sure hope not, but there probably are.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
only when their first name escapes me entirely
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Not sure really, probably not as many as I would like.
[] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Girls are confusing.
[x] I've been called a bad influence
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Solid grey boxer-briefs
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Dark, I don't get the appeal of light hair...
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Nah. I try not to get frustrated with people, I eat their fucking souls.
4. Wat's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Be nice and a bit geeky. :3
5. Do you have a best friend?
oh yes, I would be so far from who I am today without
tapeworm6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yup.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yup.
8. Do you like your life?
I like my being, not my location.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
He isn't my friend anymore.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yup, just to make people laugh.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Girls.
13. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
All the time.
14. What are your biggest fears?
A world without music and art.
15. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes, more than I would like to admit.
16. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Mhm.
17. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No, I believe people can change for the better or worse.
18. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
nah, I lack that kind of intuition.
19. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Sorta, yeah, but I don't think I am cut out for it. I would hate to become a spoiled, stuck-up jerk.
20. Are you currently missing someone?
Yeah, a good friend who passed away a few years ago.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
The Herm over there.
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Cowgirl, less stuck up.
Preppy or Punk?
Punk, isn't it obvious.
Face or Body?
dosen't matter to me.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Cook, more romantic that way.
Sweet or sexy?
Sweet.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Armani
Contacts or glasses?
Glasses, so cute and geeky.
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an observation I have noted a while back
Posted 13 years agowhen you have one of your friends tied up in bondage, it is much easier to tickle the hell out of them. :D
You know who you are.
You know who you are.
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Posted 13 years agoVenting, depression and a bit of self-loathing
Posted 13 years agoI have been extremely depressed as of late. I have so much shit on my plate, trying to find a job, maintaining my apartment, legal troubles with family and just a general feeling of loneliness.
I have been kept up all night the past few nights, the only thing that helps me fall asleep at this point is smoking until I just get so drowsy I fall asleep, usually around 3 a.m. And waking up every morning falling into the same routine. I have few local friends, extremely restrictive traveling ( generally anywhere I can trek on foot ) dealing with annoying drama on the servers I admin for and constantly having a gut wrenching feeling of loneliness.
I have spent the last few days sitting in front of a computer all day because I have nothing better to do, passing time by watching YouTube videos and roleplaying with people who can't seem to form a coherent sentence or vanish for a half hour between posts.
I have no money, live in a bad part of town, surrounded by little kids (which I loathe) keeping up half conversations with my dad who is obsessed with Diablo talking about shit I haven't the foggiest about while my mom juggles between taking care of her cancer stricken patients as an in house nurse (he is a very nice man who shouldn't have to suffer as he is) and watching reruns of law and order and those damn storage auctions shows with a tighter grip on the remote then the SS hand on Germany while my ADHD addled brother bothers me every two minutes to help him on his damn video games that I could give less than a flying shit about.
I have barely eaten the last weak, maybe half a meal a day, living mostly off of milk and pita bread because I really lack any motivation to make myself any reall food/ don't want to deal with an upset stomach.
Dealing with more bouts of depression than usual, I really am debating anti-depressants but don't want to be doped up on synthetic garbage.
I just don't know what to do at this point, I just feel so alone at this point and I know I have people who online are very affectionate to me but I am just not satisfied with it. I can't remember the last time someone hugged me like they meant it. I am plagued with recurring nightmares from my childhood (not that I really had one to begin with) and I dream of having someone next to me in the morning to hug me and hold me like they truely love me. Someone who would be there to hold me when I get in moods like this and to help make this horrible, stabbing, gut wrenching pain go away...
As you can probably tell, I am not having the best time as of late...
I have been kept up all night the past few nights, the only thing that helps me fall asleep at this point is smoking until I just get so drowsy I fall asleep, usually around 3 a.m. And waking up every morning falling into the same routine. I have few local friends, extremely restrictive traveling ( generally anywhere I can trek on foot ) dealing with annoying drama on the servers I admin for and constantly having a gut wrenching feeling of loneliness.
I have spent the last few days sitting in front of a computer all day because I have nothing better to do, passing time by watching YouTube videos and roleplaying with people who can't seem to form a coherent sentence or vanish for a half hour between posts.
I have no money, live in a bad part of town, surrounded by little kids (which I loathe) keeping up half conversations with my dad who is obsessed with Diablo talking about shit I haven't the foggiest about while my mom juggles between taking care of her cancer stricken patients as an in house nurse (he is a very nice man who shouldn't have to suffer as he is) and watching reruns of law and order and those damn storage auctions shows with a tighter grip on the remote then the SS hand on Germany while my ADHD addled brother bothers me every two minutes to help him on his damn video games that I could give less than a flying shit about.
I have barely eaten the last weak, maybe half a meal a day, living mostly off of milk and pita bread because I really lack any motivation to make myself any reall food/ don't want to deal with an upset stomach.
Dealing with more bouts of depression than usual, I really am debating anti-depressants but don't want to be doped up on synthetic garbage.
I just don't know what to do at this point, I just feel so alone at this point and I know I have people who online are very affectionate to me but I am just not satisfied with it. I can't remember the last time someone hugged me like they meant it. I am plagued with recurring nightmares from my childhood (not that I really had one to begin with) and I dream of having someone next to me in the morning to hug me and hold me like they truely love me. Someone who would be there to hold me when I get in moods like this and to help make this horrible, stabbing, gut wrenching pain go away...
As you can probably tell, I am not having the best time as of late...
52 Secrets about me
Posted 13 years ago52 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what.
1. What is your natural hair color?
Brown
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
My computer xD
3. What's your middle name?
David and Dominick
4. Your current relationship status?
...
single
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
highly doubt it
6. What is your current mood?
not exactly sure...
7. What's the color of your underwear?
grey.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Pot
9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
I honestly can't remember.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
nothing, there are things I regret tot his day, but they made me who I am.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
a Crow
12. Ever had a near death experience?
yup, on more than one occasion
13. Something you do a lot?
Liten to music and play TF2
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Gaaradarklover
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
No Idea
17. When was the last time you cried?
I think 2 days ago.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
no, never.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
time control
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
their eyes.
Sorry number 21 went is on vacation
Better bring me back a shot glass or something.
22. What's your biggest secret?
I used to plagarize art, I am still ashamed of it.
23. What's your favorite color?
sunset-orange
24. When was the last time you lied?
yesterday (but it was to my little brother, so it doesn't really count.)
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
MLP but that's it.
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
I haven't ate or drank all day...
28. What's your favorite smell?
Car exhaust (I know, I'm weird.)
29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
alone
30. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
I think over 2 weeks ago
31. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
no.
32. What are you thinking about right now?
that this is taking a long time to fill out
33. What should you be doing?
nothing really.
34. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Having to break up drama-fights on the TF2 server I work for.
35. Do you like working in the yard?
depends on my mood.
36. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Corvis
37. Name 5 things in your closet:
Dresser, toolbox, shirts, big ass cardboard box, and a rainstick
38. Do you act different around your crush?
I try not to.
39. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
not sure, but it's been to long.
40. How many times do you take a shower a week?
5 at the least.
41. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
yup
42. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
yup
43. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
Nope
44. Do you lie about your age?
sometimes
45. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
yup
46. Did you pick your nose today?
Yeah but allergies, sue me.
47. What's the one food you hate?
Sour cream and cottage cheese.
48. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Grilled cheese sandwhiches.
49. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
7
50. Do you smoke?
again, pot.
51. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
I don't pick favorites with underwear
52. Did you lie in any of these questions?
Nope.
Be HONEST no matter what.
1. What is your natural hair color?
Brown
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
My computer xD
3. What's your middle name?
David and Dominick
4. Your current relationship status?
...
single
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
highly doubt it
6. What is your current mood?
not exactly sure...
7. What's the color of your underwear?
grey.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Pot
9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
I honestly can't remember.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
nothing, there are things I regret tot his day, but they made me who I am.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
a Crow
12. Ever had a near death experience?
yup, on more than one occasion
13. Something you do a lot?
Liten to music and play TF2
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Gaaradarklover16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
No Idea
17. When was the last time you cried?
I think 2 days ago.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
no, never.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
time control
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
their eyes.
Sorry number 21 went is on vacation
Better bring me back a shot glass or something.
22. What's your biggest secret?
I used to plagarize art, I am still ashamed of it.
23. What's your favorite color?
sunset-orange
24. When was the last time you lied?
yesterday (but it was to my little brother, so it doesn't really count.)
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
MLP but that's it.
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
I haven't ate or drank all day...
28. What's your favorite smell?
Car exhaust (I know, I'm weird.)
29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
alone
30. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
I think over 2 weeks ago
31. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
no.
32. What are you thinking about right now?
that this is taking a long time to fill out
33. What should you be doing?
nothing really.
34. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Having to break up drama-fights on the TF2 server I work for.
35. Do you like working in the yard?
depends on my mood.
36. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Corvis
37. Name 5 things in your closet:
Dresser, toolbox, shirts, big ass cardboard box, and a rainstick
38. Do you act different around your crush?
I try not to.
39. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
not sure, but it's been to long.
40. How many times do you take a shower a week?
5 at the least.
41. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
yup
42. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
yup
43. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
Nope
44. Do you lie about your age?
sometimes
45. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
yup
46. Did you pick your nose today?
Yeah but allergies, sue me.
47. What's the one food you hate?
Sour cream and cottage cheese.
48. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Grilled cheese sandwhiches.
49. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
7
50. Do you smoke?
again, pot.
51. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
I don't pick favorites with underwear
52. Did you lie in any of these questions?
Nope.
Comment if you dare.
Posted 13 years ago1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
So, comment if you dare. >:3
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
So, comment if you dare. >:3
Free Art Raffle :3
Posted 13 years agoBirthDerp in 3 Day!
Posted 13 years agoand god do I feel old now... ._.
well another year has flow by and I can comfortable say, I HAVE DONE NOTHING PRODUCTIVE AT ALL! :D
well another year has flow by and I can comfortable say, I HAVE DONE NOTHING PRODUCTIVE AT ALL! :D
pissing me off... (Short Rant)
Posted 13 years agoHow a bunch of people are making accounts just to post their stuff here that breaks rules of porn sites like hentai foundry or shit like that.
Now I am not going to lie, I do fave a fuckton of porn, but I fave it because I like art styles.
But when I see people from HF or DA just posting hentai and not a single furry thing on their profile and the obligatory, "I'm not a furry, but I draw." thing, ugh....
Really? You can't post it on somewhere like Tinypic.com or another image hosting site? you have to use FurAffinity to post galleries full or non-furry porn everywhere? Not even any real art like a pose sheet, strictly porn. Really?
Well to all of you, I would like to say that Off is the general direction I would like you to Fuck.
Now I am not going to lie, I do fave a fuckton of porn, but I fave it because I like art styles.
But when I see people from HF or DA just posting hentai and not a single furry thing on their profile and the obligatory, "I'm not a furry, but I draw." thing, ugh....
Really? You can't post it on somewhere like Tinypic.com or another image hosting site? you have to use FurAffinity to post galleries full or non-furry porn everywhere? Not even any real art like a pose sheet, strictly porn. Really?
Well to all of you, I would like to say that Off is the general direction I would like you to Fuck.
ART SLAVE AUCTION
Posted 13 years agoCommissions Open for Hand Made Medicine Bags
Posted 13 years agoI am making Medicine bags for about $10 each.
Each is a doeskin bag about 2" in width and includes an adjustable leather necklace strap, all are hand-woven and the leather is safe to keep various resins, crystals and keepsakes in.
You will need to cover shipping but it will not be much considering the leather is very light.
They are extremely durable and if you are not satisfied you will get a full refund. They do not contain stones or crystals, as those are for you to pick/find. They are blank, though I will do small art on them of your characters head or a totem animal for an additional $5.
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vanguard151[at]live.com is my paypal e-mail
If you are interested, please note me or comment here.
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You will need to cover shipping but it will not be much considering the leather is very light.
They are extremely durable and if you are not satisfied you will get a full refund. They do not contain stones or crystals, as those are for you to pick/find. They are blank, though I will do small art on them of your characters head or a totem animal for an additional $5.
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vanguard151[at]live.com is my paypal e-mail
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Shamelessly whoring right now.
Posted 13 years agoanyone want to draw Garret in naughty or sexy poses? I have no money atm but I will owe you and I always maintain my debts.
But like I said, I am shamelessly whoring for art atm so... yeah, don't take my word for it if you don't want to... =_=
I know I probably wouldn't. ._.
anyway, Garret is here. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7603386/
few fetishes are a no-go for me, namely Diapers, watersports, cubs, muscles and scat.
But like I said, I am shamelessly whoring for art atm so... yeah, don't take my word for it if you don't want to... =_=
I know I probably wouldn't. ._.
anyway, Garret is here. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7603386/
few fetishes are a no-go for me, namely Diapers, watersports, cubs, muscles and scat.
watch me make a stupid comic in flash! :D (stream)
Posted 13 years agohttps://join.me/190-365-059
someone join meh! :D
someone join meh! :D
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Posted 13 years agoExistential thought for you all
Posted 13 years agoHave you ever wanted to be one of your friends for a day, just to see what it is like to hang out with yourself? I know I have.
Sex Meme Redux
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lilly-starchild
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Hell yes there is woof!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I would prefer the afternoon
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
whichever, really, I sometimes sleep on the floor.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yup
5. How often? Lately?
To often.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes, again, probably to often.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Deffinitaly Aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
My mate is on my friends list, what the hell do you think?
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
nope, lol
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, fuck money.
14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
Hmmm... probably Biting, Sensual touching and Frottage.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Well, not that I really think of, but I do always have drunk guys on TF2 coming on to me.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
My bed, romantic enough for you?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
My bed, weird enough for you?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
1, damn them, damn them to hell...
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I have kissed a few guys, but only ones that I trusted :3
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
Not yet? Unless you count Saw 6 in 3-D as sex, because it was just as good :3
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
I guess you could consider that... Sure, I guess.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Imma count Spencers, so yeah.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yeah, a keychain from Spencers
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not yet XD
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
1- my hand XD
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I sure hope not, unless someone has x-ray cameras... O_o
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeah.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Eh, maybe, I dunno.
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
Probably face-to-face, I love to look into my mate's eyes, they are so pretty ^_^
38. What's your favourite sex act?
Wearing a bumble-bee costume and climaxing to the word pumpernickel.
JK, I don't know XD
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, not yet :P
lilly-starchild1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Hell yes there is woof!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I would prefer the afternoon
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
whichever, really, I sometimes sleep on the floor.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yup
5. How often? Lately?
To often.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes, again, probably to often.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Deffinitaly Aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
My mate is on my friends list, what the hell do you think?
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
nope, lol
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, fuck money.
14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
Hmmm... probably Biting, Sensual touching and Frottage.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Well, not that I really think of, but I do always have drunk guys on TF2 coming on to me.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
My bed, romantic enough for you?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
My bed, weird enough for you?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
1, damn them, damn them to hell...
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I have kissed a few guys, but only ones that I trusted :3
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
Not yet? Unless you count Saw 6 in 3-D as sex, because it was just as good :3
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
I guess you could consider that... Sure, I guess.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Imma count Spencers, so yeah.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yeah, a keychain from Spencers
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not yet XD
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
1- my hand XD
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I sure hope not, unless someone has x-ray cameras... O_o
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeah.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Eh, maybe, I dunno.
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
Probably face-to-face, I love to look into my mate's eyes, they are so pretty ^_^
38. What's your favourite sex act?
Wearing a bumble-bee costume and climaxing to the word pumpernickel.
JK, I don't know XD
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, not yet :P
