no activity at all for 10 months huh? Well err.... I moved together with my bf and feel strange looking at Yiff when he's at home so I didn't check my inbox often... and when I did, the masses discouraged me.

I won't be looking often in future either, but I'll try to look once in a while.

finally
after waiting so long
I HAVE INTERNET

gonna take me some... months to work trough the stuff you submitted in the meantime soo... don't expect me to post on your NEW stuff any soon.

It's OVER 9000!!!
Welcome ~vampire-kun! ( Log Out ) You have 12531 new messages ( 11773S, 758J ) .

And they get more every day. Since I can't check them every day (I got a rl BF now and we're BUSY) they will get more and more and the number will demotivate me from actually looking trough them.
I will eventually look at some stuff ('specially comics) once in a time, but don't expect much.

What happened to my dear old math?
I used to love it so much
I'm even studying it... but it turned it's back to me

B(n+1)=(nC0)*B(0)+(nC1)*B(1)+...+(nCn)*B(n), I KNOW, BUT HOW DO I PROVE IT? AND WHYYYYYYYYY?

I understand that For any given set M with |M|=n (nCk) is the number of subsets N with |N|=k, but WHAT'S THE PROOF? AND WHY SHOULD ONE KNOW (how to prove it)?


meh... seems they won't even let me participiate at the exam, cuz I need 30% of my homework done correct to be allowed...

I FAIL *whine*

now I'm crying... well not really but as close as someone in my psychic state gets to it...
HUG ME OR I KILL YOU!

I got laid...
well, that's not so much of a rarity to give it a journal entry, but let's start the story from the beginning:
I was born in a small hospital in the city of Dresden in 1990.
...
No, not THAT beginning
*skipping the lame Big Bang-beginning joke*
At the end of september I moved out from my Moms to get an own apartment in a Town about 150km (93miles; 10€ (about 14.67US$) when getting home via liftsharing) away from home, but "only" 40min from my new College, the University of Jena, where I started to study math and philosophy this semester.
Bit more than 3 weeks ago I met a guy who started there too, studying philosophy and math. We met, talked, drank (hot chocolate) and DIDN'T HAVE SEX!!! The next weekend, he came over and a bit later I deflorated his sexy ass, taking the responsibility of taking care of him for... as long as he wants me. ^^ So... we're mated now.

well yeah *nukes 6247 journals after deleting 60 manually*

Let's play good news - bad news

good news: i got a screen and therfor I'm online
bad news: firefox doesn't work with my wireless connection for unknown reason
worse news: internet explorer (long outdated version I seem unable to update) works with it, but easily crashes. also all internet-explorer windows crash if i close one of them (makes messaging impossible)
so if ya wanna talk, check out my msn

Also: my computer has AIDS

I'm moving...
byebye mom, see ya next christmas

So, I don't have an own screen for my computer so you won't hear from me for a couple days.

WHY? So many ppl tell me i look great, so why don't I get laid?
And why doesn't ANYONE read my journal entries?

It's over a year now, things changed
to memes at once, one for me to answer and one for you to answer, so read it ALL!!!

A Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having pancakes with?
ariffrazalin, cuz he's cool (and cute)
Neubauteneinsturz, cuz he knows how to enjoy a pancake (with lots of beer in his case)
Zephir, cuz he's cute and I'd put aphrodisiac in his pancake.
asuraludu, cuz he's a nice guy and I'd like to meet him.
darkgoose, cuz he's sexy.
Lumi, cuz he's sexy.
Mikefur, cuz he's hot.
Yasmina_Chan, cuz she's cool and i need a female in the list.

B Pancakes in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon... i can't stand things that taste in the mornin and prefer non-sugared stuff at night

C Ever had pancakes in bed?
Not yet...

D Buckwheat, corn, or sourdough?
Wheat

E Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke because you ate too many pancakes?
Nope... i don't pancake-and-drive (cuz i don't have a driving license yet)

F Have you ever taken your clothes off for pancakes?
Not yet

G Syrup or molasses?
Jam

H Do you eat pancakes in the shower?
No... why should i?

I Butter or margarine?
Butter!!!! i never-ever use magarine for anything else than fatin cake tins!

J Do you want someone aggressive or passive to fix you pancakes?
Hrmm... how can someone passively fix pancakes?

K Have you had pancakes with someone on your friend list?
Not as far a know.

L Would you give pancakes to all the people on your friends list?
Not if I have to pay or make all of them.

M Maple syrup or Karo syrup?
I allready said JAM!

N Pancakes or waffles?
WHY CAN'T I HAVE BOTH?????

O Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish made pancakes?
My sis or my granny

P Would you rather eat pancakes while camping or eat them at a 5 star hotel?
All the time, as long as i don't have to pay too much ^^

Q What is the weirdest place you have had pancakes?
Erm... i haven't had pancakes at weird places yet...

R Would you cover your entire body (including your head) with pancakes?
Who's the one to eat them from my body?

S Have you ever had pancakes at a strip club?
I haven't been in a strip-club yet

T Ever had pancakes at a bar?
No, but in a restaurant

U Ever been kicked out of IHOP for abusing their all-you-can-eat pancake deal?
What's "IHOP"?

V Ever been so full of pancakes you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nope.

W Kissed someone to get their pancakes?
Not yet.

X Favorite syrup?
I don't like syrup that much.

Y Had pancakes in a movie theater?
No... they don't offer them in any cinema i know.

Z Had pancakes in a bathroom?
No.

Ä Have you ever had pancakes at work?
No, they're too expensive at school's cafeteria. And I didn't start working yet.

Ö Have you ever been in a pancake store?
There isn't one in my town.

Ü Bought pancake mix from a pancake store?
Only self-made pancakes are good pancakes.

µ Have you been caught having pancakes?
Define caught. I've been seen having pancakes.

# Does anyone have naughty pancakes?
I'm sure somewhere in the world someone has a naughty pancake, but i don't know anyone who has.

DAMN, I'M OUT OF LETTERS Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I don't know... not sure anyone will even LOOK at this...

now the part for you to answer
IF WE HAD PANCAKES TOGETHER

1. Would you make me makein them or make them yourself?
2. Would you pull my hair to get my pancake?
3. Would you whisper in my ear to convince me to give you my pancake?
4. Would you talk dirty to me to get my pancake?
5. Would you kiss me with tongue to get my pancake?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me to get my pancake?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie to get my pancake?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes to get my pancake?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over to get my pancake?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
21. Do you like me?
22. Would you call me the next day?
23. Would you scratch me to get my pancake?
24. Would you give me your pancake, if i scratched you?
25. Would you have to be drunk?
26. Would you date me to get pancakes?
27. Would you do it today?
28. Would you do it tomorrow?
29. Do you think that we would go any further then just pancakes?
30. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
31. Would you make love to me or fuck me to get more pancakes?

did you ever notice, how often you lift your computermouse during normal use?
i didn't untill today when i had an accident and hurt my hand. now i can't grasp things even as big as a mouse. damn, i can't even paw off!
tomorow i'll go to the doctor and have checked out if anything broke...
I DEMAND PITY!!!

i baught Portal today... well, actually i baught Orange Box including Half Life 2, Half Life 2 Episode One, Half Life 2 Episode Two, Team Fortress 2 and Portal; however, Team Fortress crashes while still loading and Portal crashes as soon as i step trough the first portal baaaaaaaaaaww

B-
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wooot woooot
ceeeelebration day c'mon

Last exam of my highschool time tomrow (for those who don't know, highschool usually ends at the age of 17-19 in germany, if it's preparing for college).
So tomorow at 6.30am i leave the house without breakfast, reach school at about 6.45, have some breakfast in the preperation room (without coffee, i like the smell, but not the taste) and wait untill 7.30 (it's some stupid school rule i gotta be there 40min before the actual exam starts, no proper reasons). Then i get a topic for oral exam and can start preparing a speech on it, after this i'm asked questions and after this i get a certificat of fail, since i'll be unable to answer any question properly, half cuz i'll be still asleep and half cuz i'm too nervous to study for it... yay for our school system.
Too good i'll never have to do this again, since changes in the curriculum make it nearly imposible for me to repeat the year, and also make it completely impossible for me to repeat the year in my current school. (The new curriculum demands a third language to be leanguage to be learned from class 7-12, while the old only wanted 7-10. I had latin and after this my latin teacher (the only one in my school) left.)

I'm so gonna die...


This was my bi-yearly blubbering for this 2 years, cuz noone wanted to hug me.
regards
I NEED A HUG, DAMNIT!

http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html

Extraversion || 10%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Humanitarian |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%

Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Family drive |||||| 23%
Physical Activity || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Honor |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Thriftiness |||||||||||||||| 70%

Stability
results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness
results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.

Extraversion
results were very low which suggests you are extremely reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.

trait snapshot:
clean, secretive, does not make friends easily, observer, hates large parties, risk averse, perfectionist, reclusive, solitude loving, more practical than abstract, does not like to stand out, high self control, intellectual, mind over heart, very cautious, takes precautions, respects authority, irritable, emotionally sensitive

AM

Romantic 90%
merges and feels intimate oneness with others, wants to feel loved, fears being unwanted, finding true love is their main passion in life, romantic idealist, can't control their romantic feelings or thoughts, when in a relationship their attention is entirely focused on that person, desires secure relationships above all else, feels best when they are admired, would sacrifice anything for love, believes love is salvation, gets very attached to people, more sensual than intellectual, would rather be in a mediocre relationship than alone, loves getting massages, desires more attention, concerned about being attractive to a potential soul mate, swayed by emotions, fears having no guidance or support, frequently feels loving towards others

Avoidant 90%
loner, limits social interaction because it's draining, does not express emotions easily, shy, does not like most people, does not think most people like them, nothing really pleases them, prefers to dress down (hide attractiveness), considered wierd by others, values personal privacy above personal relationships, feels dejected and better off alone, neglects self, has low self esteem issues, can't find meaning in life, seeks wholeness through isolation, hard to get to know, emotionally numb, even in a relationship they desire a sense of seperateness, thinks life is overrated, would rather be alone then risk rejection, thinks people would not like them if they really knew them, feels like an outsider, afraid to show it when they like some one, aversion to physical contact, somewhat asexual, prone to shame, existentially depressed, prone to focus on suffering, bitter, does not like happy people, poor self image, anhedonic

Mystical 90%
feels pulled to the symbolic, archetypal, and mysterious; likes to look wierd, believes in extra sensory perception, lives an experimental life, frequently reinvents self, more abstract than logical, more likely to be a trauma survivor, looks for hidden meaning, attracted to wierdness, different, off beat, unpredictable, more solitary, focus on fantasies more than reality, drawn to artistic and cutting edge industries, bohemian, prefers autonomy, erotic, charmer, insightful, prefers strange clothing

Intellectual 86%
likes gadgets, analytical, problem solver, knowledgable, philisophical, observant, curious, synthesizer, perceptive, enjoys games of strategy, prescient, questioner, inventive, introspective, relies more on mind than others, more influenced by self than others, brainstormer, nerdy, looks for hidden patterns, seeks meaning, rationalist, bibiliophile, likes science fiction

Cautiousness 83%
proceeds with care in most endeavors, favors sameness and consistency to suprises, does things by the book, feels that something bad will happen if they let their guard down, not reckless, prefers structure, thinks the world is a dangerous place, prefers the familiar to the unfamiliar, wants everything to add up perfectly, protective of their feelings, prone to paranoia, fears being harmed or controlled, suspicious of others until they have proven themselves trustworthy, worries about making the wrong choices, thinks of things in terms of costs and benefits, prioritizes personal safety, more contemplation than action, perfectionist, refiner, goal oriented, trouble shooter, prefers to stick with what they know, worries about consequences

Accommodation 82%
nice, happiest when helping and giving to others, does not mind serving others, unselfish, generous, self sacrificing, other-centric, warm, caring, loving, peaceful, modest, has trouble saying no, has trouble being firm, does not enjoy fighting, very loyal, prefers team victories over personal glory, wants everyone to get along, not manipulative, drawn to public service fields, good listener, comforter, not materialistic, honest, agreeable, nurturing

NOT

Extraversion 10% (*for a low score assume the opposite)
easily expresses emotions, not drained by social interaction, smiles a lot, believes most people like or will like them, bold, likes to lead, would rather be a participant than an observer, gregarious, loves night life activities and crowds, likes to participate in group discussions, oftens assumes the role of "Entertainer" or "Performer", easy to get to know, spends more time with others than alone, competes for the spotlight, fits in most places, likes to be popular, frequently touches people, spontaneous, likes to amuse, optimistic, social chameleon, charmer, tends to be confident

Religious 10%*
closest confident is a Higher Power, has more belief than doubt, prefers to let religion not themself decide the meaning of their life, opposed to strip clubs, believes that life is meaningful, reveres holidays and traditions, considers themself very spiritual, more likely to be politically conservatie, opposed to euthanasia, fears being corrupt or evil, old fashioned, thinks abortion should be outlawed, has faith things will work out, would sacrifice their life for a good enough cause, caring, honest, generous, prude, modest, drawn to public service, purposeful

Hedonism 10%*
willing to break the law if the monetary benefit is great enough, likes tattoos, likes strip clubs, prone to substance abuse, prone to shoplifting, thinks marijuana should be legalized, not opposed to breaking laws, promiscuous, prone to cheat in relationships, kinky, likes to dress provocatively, believes pleasure should play a central role in life, can be crude, believes religion is foolish, does not worry about consequences of actions, addictive tendencies, more a night person than a day person, erotic, more likely to have been on anti-depressants, gets attention through negative behavior, reckless with money, prone to nihilism, unpredicable, self destructive

Physical Fitness 10%*
feels in good shape and look forwards to a long happy life, good self image, proud of health and strength, feels they are better looking than most people, high self esteem, loves physical exertion, more likely to wear tight fitting clothing if female, not prone to eating disorders, less likely to have health problems, takes care of self, athletic



also: my IQ is 122 in the "mensa" test 20.09.2008 (that's more than 93% of the ppl have, but not enough to be considered high inteligent)
The IQ is dependent on the test taken. Different tests have different standarts and scales.

It's the week before the last week of November again
AND THAT MEEEAAANS:
MUTEN ROSHI NO OSHI WEEK!!!

http://interbutt.com/sonicwarfare/D.....no%20Oshie.mp3

Here's the lyrics:

Halloee Eveeeryiebodyiiieeeee!!!
大きな海を すーいすい
カメにまたがり すーいすい
重い甲羅を 背負って
ハデなじいさん やって来た
わしが奄ﾌ 亀仙人 偉大な 武天老師じゃ
かめはめ波 武道の修業は
かめはめ波 つらくてきびしいぞ
わしの教えを 受けたけりゃ
ピチピチギャルを ピチピチギャルを
つれて来るのじゃ ウシシシシ

あの山越えて ほーいほい
この河越えて ほーいほい
一万年も 生きてる
変なじいさん やって来た
わしが奄ﾌ 亀仙人 天下の武天老師じゃ
かめはめ波 秘伝の奥義は
かめはめ波 まだまだ授けんぞ
わしより強く なりたけりゃ
ギャルのパンチー ギャルのパンチー
もって来るのじゃ ホッホッホッホッ

かめはめ波 人生楽しまにゃ
かめはめ波 生きとる甲斐がない
わしを師匠と 仰ぐなら
ムッチリギャルを ムッチリギャルを
呼んで来るのじゃ カッカッカッカッ

Over the wide sea gliding away
Sitting on a turtle gliding smoothly
Carrying a heavy tortoiseshell
A flashy old man has come
I am the rumored Kame-Sennin
The great Muten-Roushi
Kamehame-Ha Martial arts training
Kamehame-Ha Is painful and severe
If you want to take my lessons
A sexy girl A sexy girl
Take her to me Ushi-shi-shi-shi

Going past the mountains
Going past the seas
And has lived all of ten thousand years
A strange old man has come
I am the rumored Kame-Sennin
Muten-Roushi of the land
Kamehame-Ha The hidden mystery
Kamehame-Ha I shall not yet impart
If you want to become stronger than me
A girl's panties A girl's panties
Bring them to me Ho-ho-ho-ho-

Kamehame-Ha
Kamehame-Ha
If you want to look up to me as your teacher
An innocent girl An innocent girl
Call her here for me Ka-ka-ka-ka-

As public awareness of invasive alien raccoon issues is low, except in some areas where agricultural damage is serious, educational efforts will be needed regarding invasive alien raccoon issues, especially irreversible impacts on native ecosystems.:


Problems in controlling invasive alien raccoons in Hokkaido, Japan

Tohru Ikeda, Go Abe, Yuji Masuyama, Shiro Tatsuzawa

Research Group of Regional Science, Division of Human Sciences, Graduate School of Letters, Hokkaido University

Irresponsible release and escape of pet raccoons (Procyon lotor) has caused their naturalization in Hokkaido, Japan. Raccoons had naturalized in cattle breeding area at first, where they could find food easily, then spread throughout Hokkaido.
Raccoons have opportunistic and omnivorous feeding habits, taking crops and fruit in agricultural areas and predating indigenous species such as the Japanese crayfish (Cambaroides japonicus) and the Ezo salamander (Hynobius retardatus) in forests.
Nuisance control harvests of invasive alien raccoons were conducted in some areas in Hokkaido, but raccoons show high reproductive power and potentially rapid rate of population growth, thus it will be impossible to control invasive raccoons only by nuisance control harvesting. Intensive extermination under scientific control programs on the basis of adaptive management is indispensable to controlling invasive alien raccoons. As public awareness of invasive alien raccoon issues is low, except in some areas where agricultural damage is serious, educational efforts will be needed regarding invasive alien raccoon issues, especially irreversible impacts on native ecosystems. http://www.hokudai.ac.jp/huisd/en/ab.html



kill all coons, they could be aliens, trying to abduct and anal-probe you

001. Name → Sebastian (an i dun like it)
002. Nickname(s) → Basti, Bat, and the RP and online names statet on my Profile
003. Status → available in many meanings of the word
004. Zodiac sign → Gemini
005. Male or female → Male

006. Elementary → Rosa-Menzer-Schule Dresden; Erich-Kästner-Schule Dresden; Pohlandschule Dresden
007. Middle School → we dun hav that in our system
008. High School → Gymnasium Dresden Gruna-> Hans-Erlwein-Gymnasium (they changed their name) (also: it has nothing to do with sports)
009. Smart → They didn't accept me for mensa, but they said I'm smarter than 92% of the population

010. Hair color → dark brown, nearly black, with some (natural) multicolor
011. Long or short → 1,75m (5''9')
012. Loud or Quiet → depends. I'm rather quiet by myself, but once in dialog i can get quite loud.
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans

014. Phone or Camera → Camera
015. Health freak → my health can't be helped, so why trying?

016. Drink or Smoke? → NO WAY
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → nope, anyone aplying for the job?
018. Eating or Drinking → eating... but i should drink more
019. Piercings → none
020. Tattoos → none

FIRSTS:

023. First piercing → none
024. First best friend → Ron
025. First award → "Math King" of the 3rd Grade (elementary school)
026. First crush → 6th Grade, some guy from the other class... year later, when we got in same class, i couldn't understand what i found so great about him earlier
027. First pet → 2 rats Suse and Eusebia "Wurschtel" (translated something like "little sausage" cuz she was fat), though they were officially my sis' an my father's
my first own are 2 hamsters, i got this year
028. First big vacation → used to fly to tunesia with my grandparents quite often when i was 3-8
030. First big birthday → big birthday? well, we used celebrated the birthdays of my sis, my granny an me together with the whole family (about 25 ppl) every year. my first big birthday party included 5 guests, but we had a pool and a sauna jus for ourselves

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating → Chocolate cheesecake i made myself
050. Drinking → nothin... i should
052. I'm about to → log in at secondlife
053. Listening to → water in the heater's pipe (that's no title)
054. Plans for today → chill an maybe trying to get laid

YOUR FUTURE:

058. Want kids? → No
059. Want to get married? → Yes
060. Careers → Math- and Physics-Teacher (yes, i know the job sux)

WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? same

068. Lips or eyes → eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → tall
072. Romantic or spontaneous → romantic
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → stomach
074. Sensitive or loud → sensitive
075. Hook-up or relationship → relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → troublemaker, for better balance in life

HAVE YOU EVER:

080. Lost glasses/contacts → no
081. Ran away from home → weeelll wouldn't call it like that. to the oposite side of the street, an allready back with 5
084. Broken someone's heart → there is one, though i'm still not sure about his intentions. i stoped contact, when i noticed he wanted more
085. Been arrested → nope
087. Cried when someone died → no, though i sometimes feel bad about it (bad about that i didn't cry)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself → i think i look quite realistic at myself, knowing my odds and flaws
090. Miracles → depends on their kind. some are theoretically possible
091. Love at first sight → nope, come along a second time
092. Heaven → it's there for everyone who believes in it
093. Santa Claus → no
094. Sex on the first date → what ya mean about "believe in"? it certainly exists. an i do it... sometimes... would need a date for that
095. Kiss on the first date → if he's nice ^^

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → noone in particular
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → geographicaly: yes; others no
099. Do you believe in God → i believe that god(s) exist, if enough people believe in them
100. Post as 100 truths and tag: i dun tag, jus copy if ya like

1. Guys and/or Girls?
guys

2. What turns you on, furry and real life?
i think i like the real more... cuz i can touch it...

3. Dominant, or Submissive?
both. depends on mood

4. What gets you the most horny? (i.e. a long workout, or some kind of smell/taste)
hard to say... i think i get really horny when i know we both want it.

5. What are you most likely: The Romantic, The Pervert, The Whore
romantic pervert whore?

6. You like fore-play, or just get straight to it?
i like forplay when i'm bottom...

7. What's your #1 thing to do before sex?
kissing, snuggling, massage. fighting can be nice too.

8. Do you do it clothed, or butt-naked?
usually naked, but i like clothed/half clothed too.

9. Lots of noise, or keep quiet?
i'm more of a quiet typ...

10. Where would you want to have sex at? (excluding the bed)
a big bathtube full of nice hot water.

11. What's your favorite position?
hard to say... i guess i like beeing bottom, no matter if i'm uke or seme, cuz i'm lazy ;p i also like doggy much

12. Any kind of fetishes at all?
ummm per definition not, but common-speach... i like slaveplay. but only symbolic

RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name

If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
Bend it (Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich)

How would you describe yourself?
Move over (Janis Joplin)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
A Whiter Shade of Pale (Surama-K)

How do you feel today?
25 or 6 to 4 (Chicago)

What is your life's purpose?
When A Man Loves A Woman (Percy Sledge) (eeeeewwwww YUCK!)

What is your motto?
dg (stans) (Monkey Island: LeChuck's Revenge - soundtrack)

What do your friends think of you?
Stand By Me (Ben E King)

What do you think of your parents?
Fraction Too Much Fiction (Tim Finn)

What do you think about very often?
Through The Barricades (Spandau Ballet)

What is 2 + 2?
Ever Changing Times (Aretha Franklin)

What do you think of your best friend?
The Wild Rover (Brian Dullaghan)

What do you think of the person you like?
Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Cyndi Lauper)

What is your life story?
Whi's Zoomin' Who (Aretha Franklin)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Rock Me (ABBA)

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
dg (aufmi) (The secret of Monkey Island - soundtrack)

What will you dance to at your wedding?
dg (m1theme) (The secret of Monkey Island - soundtrack)

What will they play at your funeral?
Track 06 (Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man audiobook)

What is your hobby/interest?
I AM WHAT I AM (Gloria Gaynor)

What is your biggest fear?
Ich Moecht Gern Mal du Sein [I'd like to be you once] (Joint Venture)

What is your biggest secret?
NEW YORK/NEW YORK (Nina Hagen)

What do you think of your friends?
Roses Are Red (My Love) (Bobby Vinton)

What will you post this as?
Take Time to know her (Percy Sledge)

i don't expect an answer to the question, but you can add more characters you didn't find any rule 34 of. RAPE MY CHILDHOOD!

Mole (Zdeněk Miler character) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Krtek.png

i'll edit and add more later...

There is at least one person on your watch list that wants to fuck the hell out of you.

So lets play the Fuck or Pass game.

The rules are simple.

If you want to fuck the person who posts this, send him or her a reply saying only "Id Fuck You." But you have to post this in your journal in exchange.
Same with the pass just say "I'll pass"

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 2

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (do 2 years count as older?)
(x) Skipped Class (hehehe that one sports lesson after 4 free periodes)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
() Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 4

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
(x) Been To Paris (man, that town sucks)
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane (what's wrong with that?)
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 6

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
() Been in a Mosh Pit -Darn vampires
SO FAR: 7

Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (oh the headache)
( ) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 10

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite - a fun fall activity
(x) Built A Sand Castle (why is that stupid?)
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 13

Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game (hehehehe *scartches head*)
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School (was a hard night and boring lesson...)
SO far: 17

Level 10
() Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 17

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled (and i hated it)
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 20

Level 12
( ) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident (... dun eva let mum drive)
SO FAR: 21

Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces (never wore 'em)
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 22

Level 14
( ) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
( ) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 22

Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
( ) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 22

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke (it's called singstar these days)
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (it's hard to pay 2,20 in bills in a country where there's no 1€-note)
SO FAR: 26

Level 17
( ) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 26

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 27

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 28

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 28

Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 29

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 30

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone - i even was scared to watch 'em with others... when i was 8
SO FAR: 33

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jai
SO FAR: 34

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused -always
SO FAR: 36

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
( ) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 36

Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name -always. I'm terrible with them
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping (Hot tub counts!)
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 39

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster (the highest wooden rollar coaster of the world)
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 42

Level 29
(x) Been Used -i charge people for it
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 45

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 45

Re-post this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)

just wanted to tell ya...
damn, i'm old now ...

i used my nickname bat ^^ it's short for my RL-name, i not gonna tell u :P

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Successful Bat Houses Shed Light On Bat Needs. OVER THE PAST SUMMER we received 51 reports, mostly regarding bat houses that already had been installed ..."

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "14. März 2008 ... Tiny Spy Plane Looks Like a Bat - It flies like a bat, looks like a bat... must be the 'bat'"

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "'Umpire beaned by bat says he's OK | Philadelphia Inquirer | 05/26/2008"

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Ice Bat wants to go with you. Why? He thinks you are cool. These mini Uglydolls are great companions, clip them on to your backpack or even on your belt ..."

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "[#GROOVY-1034] running groovy.bat does not return exit status on ..."

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "PISS BAT: PISS BAT HATES YOU"

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "(2) 41/18: Till oper bat askes leue of pe sowdan and grace to passe by be placez before said, he giffez comounly bot his signet, pe whilke pilgrimes beres ..."

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "The Bat Goes On: Monster Makes Three"

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Animal Life question: Does Rouge the bat likes Shadow the hedgehog or Knuckles the echidna? well....shadow is considerd just a friend to rouge.she likes ..." (I guess she's into knuckles while shadow's just a friend)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "No entries found; show entries for bat eats (without "):
what do bats eat?
One of these bats called the Pallid Bat, from USA, loves to eat scorpions and large centipedes. These bats seem to be immune to the stings of scorpions and ..."

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "MARKE/BRANDS M » BAT WEARS. B.A.T Wears Plain Long Tee · vergrössern. B.A.T Wears Plain Long Tee ... Stück. B.A.T Wears Plain Long Tee_1 ..."

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Higgins died from head injuries, and Theis, standing at the bar with an upraised baseball bat, was arrested for murder. Although some brawls appeared to ..."


^^