I can't help but notice that a lot of people are talking... 'smack' about me behind my back these days. Something about me dying over a hundred years ago? I must assure and dissuade you from believing such rumors. They are purely stuff and nonsense. I swear... you leave one bloody ear lying around and everyone assumes you've kicked the bucket. Did anyone ever call me to ask how I was doing? Nope. I swear, the nerve of some people...