Still two weeks left of Steamroller Wolves Month! *wonders if rolled wolves can make nice hammocks? Hmmm....

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Isn't this dumb to ask? What? Will people say no and leave the rest blank? However then, isn't that an answer to this first question?

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Nope, there are few drugs I would ever do. Peyote and alcohol are pretty much it.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Well, if the Catholic Church stopped with the whole "be fruitful and multiply" dogma and demanding everyone have twenty and you go to hell if you wear a condom, I doubt this would be as big of an issue. Though on fetuses, I have a very different point of view than anyone reading this. See, I've worked with dead fetuses and babies alike. In my field, most every worker has on a daily basis. Cells are alive sure, but there is viable and not viable stages. If it is to the point where really it had enough to start functioning like a person leave it in, if not, it is in like a proto-human stage not there yet. Fuck, I've scooped one out of the lid of a can of silly string with my gloved hands and it wasn't like a dead baby... it was just tissue. Also, there is plenty of life on the planet, it thrives on life. Some gets there, some doesn't, and the planet is so full of organics it will still function if something doesn't make it.

[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
YES, but only because it already does with a male one! XD

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Does it solve anything? Does it prevent crime? Does it do anything other than save a little bit of money, make some people feel at ease, and make fundamentalist Christians and other nations upset? NO. I'm not against it per se, but it doesn't do anything really. It just adds a punishment to avoid paying the food and housing on someone who would be sentenced to die in prison otherwise. However I do believe Texas is right in at least expediting the damned things. If you're going to have one, stop having 10+ years of appeals!

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Totally, along with every other drug including cocaine. Then we can regulate it, tax it, and stop most of the crime in the world. Seriously, legalizing drugs would stop most all crime. Didn't we learn anything from Prohibition? Just ask some police their opinion on how much crime is drug related. Pretty much about all of it outside of domestic disputes and drunken brawls.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
What does marriage have to do with sex? Nothing. However I wish people would stop being so slutty IRL. Sex needs to go back to being a meaningful expression between two people who love each other, not just "I wanna jerk off cause I like your ass".

[08] Do you believe in God?
Not one, MANY! And they have names fool! God is such a Christian only term.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Let's see, you have two adults who can get married legally to people of the opposite sex and if they have those, everyone involved can marry. So they can't marry in most places if their doinger or hoo-hah matches? Isn't that gender discrimination? Hell, why haven't gay groups ever complained it was a gender biased issue instead of a gay biased? Oh yeah, they're too busy fucking up their own right campaigns and pushing themselves down hetero throats that DOMA and shit get passed. Wanna help gay rights? Stop having pride parades. (btw, I'm fruity enough toucans follow me so I can say it)

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
We need to be tougher on illegals and make them realize they need to fix their own country, not move into ours. If there is a problem, do you run, or fix it? To them, they run, which isn't cool. Sure they do jobs people don't want out here, but if nobody would pick those oranges, maybe things would get fixed here so people would. Also, work in a hospital and see what illegals do to your medical care. They get it, they don't pay, and hospital care goes to shit and many hospitals are losing money or closing. Sorry to be cruel, but we need to say "No citizenship or passport, no medicine.". Also that goes to college too. Here in Texas you can get all sorts of college help and be illegal while you go and they all know it while in state people have a hard time getting in. Why don't they have INS in the class to drag them back to their country? Who the fuck knows!

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Only if she can be a responsible enough adult to take care of it. If not, ask the parents. If not, ship it to adoption. Do stick her with any bills though.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I say make it state by state. Though if it were up to just me, I'd make the minimal age 30, and caught before so drinking and you lose your drivers license and get a month in jail no exceptions. I think there are way too many irresponsible people with alcohol and a vast majority of them are college aged.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes, we shouldn't have been there anyways. Saddam was evil, but he kept all the lesser evil groups in check (and we put him in power in the first place). Let's pull out, it will go to civil war, we stop spending tons on something nobody wants us to do.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Nope. It allows people to die with dignity, many of whom are so bad off they'd have done it themselves had they the capacity.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Beat the little fucker! Maybe then they won't grow up to be little asses causing trouble everywhere.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
When we've overdone it to the point you can buy millions of plastic ones, people leave them in the rain, etc... it is just a symbol, and I could use the money. With the money I could buy a flagpole and have a properly treated flag up just fine.

[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
I firmly believe had he not run with Palin, McCain would've been president and a better one. Obama, our 44th WHITE president, just did what Bush did. He yammered on about all sorts of things people wanted to hear just to get votes, with no intention of bothering with them. Where's all the gay equality, end of Iraq crap, magical economy, etc. ? I don't think McCain would've been great, as frankly politicians are never to be trusted, and always full of shit.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Why would I be afraid? Anyone who expects the same answers on everything as to what they themselves would give would be more than naive. I associate with people I disagree with all the time as it allows me to have a more open mind and reminds me the world is different.

Bunnies hassling foxes or mice hassling feasoxes?

Since everyone was having so much fun on Fox Day, I almost forgot, July is a hot month or scorching sunlight and warm pavement. And what better way to make warm pavement than by steamrolling those wolves! So get your keys ready, break out your class A licenses (or fake it) , and roll those wolves to your heart's content!!! Also, you get some nice throw rugs out of the deal, so it's a win-win situation!!!

Happy Fox Day everyone! *uses his berfday wish to turn all the wolves into frisbees to chew on so everyone can have some fun! Hehehe*

Hurry up! You still have time to drop heavy chunks of rock on top of some of everyone's favorite non-fox canids! They make such cute faces under there too. XD

Hopefully you all had fun this past Mallet Wolves Month and bopped enough you can be ready for some summer fun! This month you get good luck and karma by liberally tossing lupines around as you come across them.

If your wolf is having trouble flying or you just came in for this month's festivities, try malleting them a few times, stuffing them under a construction site rock crusher, or just toss them at downward angles at you nearest cartoon cliff!

So what are you waiting for? Go have some fuzzy fun! XD

I'm here to wish a happy day celebrating the only people who could love wolves' faces!

Stolen from that weezil  consolidated

Comment, and I'll :
1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Tell you my least favorite thing about you.
8. Challenge you to post this on your journal.

Since the recent holidays were so popular, May is now Mallet Wolves Month!!! So all you need is a mallet, and go find yourself some wolves. Also don't worry about the wolves, they're resilient and will be ready for next month's festivities hehe.

So if you see any of them (especially ones with yellow fur too) give them a happy birthda, er steamrollering or two dozen!

So everyone spread the word and grab yourself some wolves and game on! Forgot a stick or puck? You have wolves for a reason hehe.

It's Stuff Wolves Into Industrial Machinery Day! So find your nearest surface planar, rock crusher, or other fun device and boot them on in! (note: only fun when done to wolves)

P.S. There will be punch and pie.


And I'm finally getting my sketching groove back so I'm trying to finish inexcusably late commissions. X3

Just out of curiosity I went browsing the fat and inflation categories on FA. There are a few really disappointing trends to me:

*An overwhelming majority of the drawings are of dragons or other reptiles. Guys you know there are other species in the fandom?

*Slob fat.... I just don't think fatties with smeared food and smelly looking are snuggable. Warm fluffy pillow>greasy week old cheeseburger with poop stains on cuddle scale.

*Quality pics in those categories are few and far between. The good ones reaaaaaally stand out, but some dump 100 pics with no improvement. X3

I know I have been more than late on them and finally am getting slow time in life so I can get back into art. I had to do the evil of cleaning off rust (omfgwtfbbqtampon when you haven't doodled in months it bites you in the ass and how! Had to work all month in spare time to get to where it was slightly acceptable ;.; ). So now to finish commissions for Bnbeuhler and icon work for JD Puppy, Higgins, Tilton, Khyle, Domino, Spottyyena, Spatsbear, Quasi, Shinypuppeh, and more. *runs from the evil whipcracks!*

and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring,
because they don't have opposable thumbs and therefore cannot hold spoons of which to stir.

Then none of the raccoons had cookies!!! And sadness was held by all.

Though then the banner at least had cute Fenders in it, which is better than Affirmative Action Dragon Not Fluffy Thing, so there was less emo, and only the wolves received stonings by oversized cartoon boulders.

The end.

Damn, I've been sniffing too much xylene at work. X3

(crossposted from my lj)

Two of my coworkers, who do not know I'm a furry, have decided a new nickname for me....

WOLFY.

As a foxy person, I must say... "wolfy"? YRRF!

That is like calling a wolf, "tiger".

As a voop it is my duty to hassle wolves with calling them stinky and dropping anvils on them. Never being called one of the fuzzbutts! Yrrfle!

*stomps off all bushylike and is going to extra hassle every wolf I see for a month*

Where are they all in the fandom? Small bunny deer with fangs that look like fuzzy balls of stick leg pig-hooved nightmare fuel as they scurry about the night with not only semi-adept swimming ability, but the occasional record of them eating meat.

Because they allow people like me who are able to give out full-sized candy bars this year the pleasure of making all of those tiny bars look like wrapped poop in comparison. Due to my having Festivus planned from now on instead of Chrismahannakwaanzika, I can spruce up my other holidays which deserve attention and are often more fun. So there will be at least fifty children this year dumping out their haul to see this big shining beacon of chocolate sitting out, lame-ifying all the surrounding heathen chow. A proverbial sweet Jesus among the lepers lounging in a pillowcase. Then the parents may do the "you can get two pieces to eat now and save the rest so you don't get sick" spiel to which a full bar will count as one when really being equivalent to six or so others. Not to forget you can't tell your child to eat just half a Snickers. It feels wrong to leave a sticky food half-eaten. Muwhahahaaa!!!

My only regrets are that I couldn't find the big three feet long pixy stix and that Monster energy drinks are not viable to give out.

"Babies aren't cute." ?

This is in regards to human carpet-creeping screechbeasts. Kittens and puppies are cute, but human babies.... Eww. They're usually wrinkled with malformed faces, squishy unfused cranial bones, stare at everything while they take in information to grow into that asshole teenager who will smash in your mailbox, poop, drool, spit up/womit freely upon themselves, etc. Hell when I see a baby photo of myself I don't go "D'aaaaw!", I say "Thank god I'm not half as creepy looking anymore."

Yet for feeling this way about the germ-crawlers, people are totally aghast that I would dare say such a thing, and even moreso at the fact I do not want to hold or touch one either. No offense, but I'm sure Person A's baby is little different to hold than Person B's. It'll be a smooth pudge thing that feels the same way broken bones do. It is a big squishy over a calcium base. It will smell either of waste products of the human body, or of that semi-sweet oil that will remind me of feces even if not present as most all of us have smelled the two together several times in life. The baby will then grasp weakly with sharp nails and stare at me trying to figure out my relation to its own needs. If unappeased it will scream violently, if happy.... it might laugh. Seriously, I haven't felt a baby that was like grabbing the leathery face of Charleton Heston or say "Unhand me you brute before I lay smack down upon thee!". A baby is a baby is a baby is a not cute.

Sorry if it upsets or offends people, but I do not enjoy human baby company nor see why it is so damned abhorrent to feel this way.

There are two commercials now on t.v. which are on the verge of driving me into a homicidal rage when they come on. Sadly, I'm not really joking here as physical violence would occur if the creator of said commercial appeared during one of them and was within reach. I'm a person who has very sensitive hearing, much moreso than the average person when I'm not half-asleep.

The first commercial is the new one for Kit Kat candy bars. It entails a room of people crunching and munching on Kit Kat bars with moany sounds mixed in. The crunching though has been amplified to be a series of loud "KRICCCK, KLAAAACK, SCCHNAAAAAAKKKA" and so on. It runs about 20 seconds of living hell.

Now the second one is a longer near 30 seconds and involves something far worse.... SQUEAK TOYS. It is a commercial for Toyota where two 20-somethings are driving around purposely squeaking the hell out of toys to lure out a lost dog. It of course runs off and the squeaking resumes at the end. This may seem funny to a few, but high-pitched sounds are very painful to hear and almost automatically cause me to reflex into kill mode. Yes, I actually will smash things and people with them. I have often left places when people are vacuuming due to the high-pitched noise, and can hear most all of the mosquito ringers and teen-deterrent buzzers.

Anybody else hate these things?

Yes, I know this is a shameless plug, but she's a fairly nice person and had her tablet die, so she is taking sketch commissions currently. Her DA page with details is at http://littlebluewolf.deviantart.com/ in case anybody is interested!

Let me just say, I do not condone really dumb shit people can do. It is frustrating when people make bad choices which affect us all. Have we have them before? Yep!! I remember all the way back to Eurotrash T.V. which predated even the long-famed Vanity Fair article on furries. We've survived every last one of them, and frankly, Tyra Banks is not Oprah here guys. We'll maybe get a few trolls, a couple really weird pervs, and all wake up the same people we've always been.

Let me ask, do you have a time machine? If the answer is no, then grit your teeth, grow fur on that chest, and realize all your bitching at the person who made this dumb ass error isn't going to change a damned thing now. From all I can gather is she's not old enough to buy beer (so imo 'young), watches Tyra Banks (not the best judgment), and thought it was a good idea (source of all bad ideas). So put them all together and you get what happened.

Despite the idiocy here and my horrid spelling and grammar, she's still a human being who has some of the same wants and needs out of life as we do. Someone to be with, someone to share life with, and so on. No, I am not happy with her actions, but they don't appear to have been done with intention to kill the fandom. So yes, you can be pissed and leave comments, but do realize a person is on the receiving end, and that both name calling and threatening her really don't make us look any better than what she presented on television.

I myself have people on the military base know I'm furry, and my prior job and all of my family know I'm furry and are just fine with it. Why? Because when you deal with humanity in at least a semi-respectful and civil fashion, along with showing some kindness, it is all most people need to see through the bullshit.

So, again I do not enjoy that to brand new people I may have to work a little harder to win them over, but I don't think I'm going to join in with going crazy either.

Oh, and btw, I'm posting this on a site which has shitload of FURRY PORN, some of which depicting minors and your childhood t.v. characters who got you through childhood by being positive images, now being raped. And you're going to put all the shame on this one idiot here? Jeez...

Sorry, I'm off to bed now, and hopefully I, like the rest of furry will in the words of Coleredge be "a sadder, but a wiser man, he woke the morrow morn."

I have a job interview on Thursday afternoon as a MOHS Technician. It is a very specialized branch of histotechnology, and oddly I have a little experience with it. Everyone hates it, but I loooooove it. Does spending hours hunched over working with your arms in a box at a -20C and lower temperature, cutting with your hands near blades sharper than scalpels, with a chunk of infectious material, where one mistake could lead to severe injury or death, and while somebody is sitting there open with everyone waiting on *YOU* sound fun? If yes, then you're batshit insane like me and could enjoy MOHS. You guys don't know how much I <3 cryostat work, and this may happen. =^.^=

Also, I have three short things to say that were too short to get their own posts, so I'll lump them on like rider bills to Congress:

*Drawn pics of fursuits on furries always feels weird to see. I want to see one that doesn't make me think of some fluffy Ed Gein material, but so far, they're kinda scary.

*Why do fat fur fans only seem to draw things that are past morbidly obese? Is there something where realistically fat things just don't do it? Also, why the hell are so many of those pics getting to where the people look like they are so grime-laden and stanky Amy Winehouse looks sparkling?

*KIGURUMIS CREEP ME OUT. I can understand people do like them, but to me they are super-creepy and remind me of the aliens from Sesame Street. D:

No joke. I <3 Tab, despite the fact it is also the #1 choice for bitter old nurses. Ever since they changed from sodium to calcium saccharin, I just have to have the strange salmon-colored soda can in my paws once in a while.

It's like Boo Berry. Your body retains a permanent memory good or bad of the flavor and you must have it or else the world will be destroyed by your raging fury.

Go buy some now or I will chew your ankles.