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Hey people, I just thought I'd let you all know that you can contact me off-site on Telegram or on my fur email.
Feel free to say hi or ask a question any time~

Telegram: verxx
Email: verxthecat[at]outlook.com

ha ha furries and the arts ha

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And that's the plan for the expansion of the feline master race~

Mew mew :3

I'm making a post because: A) check out my psychedelic new icon, and B) i haven't posted much for a while (i still check the site basically every day, so say hi sometime if you want! :P)

What do I do with my life now

Confurgence 2015, the Dragon Dynasty! (with space cat Verx and his motley crew)

Where are you staying?
The Space Hotel, it's like a hotel but in spaaaaace!

What day are you getting there?
I live nearby, so technically I'm already there! But we check in on Friday.

How long are you going?
The whole thing ;)

How are you travelling?
A happy compromise between UFO and interpretive dance.

Who will you be rooming with?
Kimbo, Konaro, and Wyre. (Butts. In. Spaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!)


Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Everyone ^^

What do you look like?
This but less beard and more La Roux
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/13655640/

What is your gender?
I'm a guy.

How tall are you?
Last I measured, 6'1. But apparently I got taller.

How is the best way to find you?
Click your heels three times and say "There's no place like homo"

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
My name should suffice.
Hugging me earns you points.
Making vague pop culture references at me works occasionally too.

Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
I don't really know what there is. Although I will probably try to catch the Gaming and My First thingies.

Will you be going to parties?
Well, that implies that I've been invited to any. (I haven't, phone lines are open and ready folks)

Will you be fursuiting?
Nope.

Can I talk to you?
Please do it! I will feel as awkward as you but it's okay because we will be awkward together <3

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Yes!

Can I buy you drinks?
Yesss!

Can I give you stuff?
Yeeeesssssss shower me with your affection and gifts bby

Are you nice?
I don't know, I think that I am, but you may need to give me a lick and tell me. :3

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
I have no idea.
I barely know where I am right now.

What/where will you be eating?
Chicken nugger. French fried.

Can I take your picture?
As long as you tag me. :3

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Frieeeennd

How can I contact you?
FA, Facebook, Twitter, and the ever popular dream omen.

I've developed two new characters in the past month and a half or so.

M
M is a sentient computer program who takes the form of a black/grey Australian Mist cat with cyan highlights (along with a small amount of lime accents).
His eyes are covered by his long black fringe (it is unclear whether he even has any). His ears are holographic, if you are unable to see them, his microphone and language interpretation systems may be faulty. He is able to project a holographic User Interface around himself.

His style is futuristic and very minimalistic.
His name is derived from the project which created him (Project Minerva).
As he is a computer program, he doesn't really have an age, or a height, in fact if you ask him nicely enough he may adjust how he's rendered specially for you.

Sid
Sid is a pretty regular 18 year old Turkish Van cat whose colour scheme will include turquoise. His hair is asymmetric, with one side shaven short, and the other spiking out wildly.
His tiny hometown is a tropical island community, and as a result he is able to swim incredibly well and hold his breath for a long time underwater.

His style is very casual and beachy (for lack of a better term), he often doesn't even wear shoes.
His name is loosely derived from Poseidon.

This week, I don't know if it's the new moon or lack of sleep, but I keep feeling gross and angry and vulnerable and alone after the sun goes down.

I don't know if I want to be alone or surrounded by friends.
Hopefully this doesn't last too long this time. :c

lately i've been thinking about stuff (warning: ramble ahead)

where my life is going
how single i am
what i do with my time

and i've been trying to figure stuff out and grow as a person

when i think about it, i don't want a relationship. but when i don't, i do.
my weird friendships are enough for me i think. i give a lot of love out just there, and it's good because there aren't expectations and i already know what i'm doing. in a sense, i'm already in love with a few people right there.
i think what i want when i think i want a romantic relationship is just physical affection, and that any actual relationship i would enter would be gross and awkward because i have no idea what i'm doing and i wouldn't know how to act at all.
i've survived 19 years without it so far, so good. i think i'll be alright for now.
in a sense, i am probably aromantic or perhaps just incredibly demiromantic. not that it matters particularly.

i wake up the majority of days and i'm actually able to get out of bed. i'm happy. i feel mildly stagnant at times, but that dissipates after hanging out with my friends. (jegus i love you guys)
its actually fairly different to how things were before i moved to melbourne.

it's nice to have a sort of stability like that i guess. its allowed me to start thinking about my identity and what exactly i'm doing on this planet.

anyway, i'm going nowhere fast with this journal.
bye~

I survived what I would like to call the Furry Unfappening.

ily guys
dont do dat again

"She's dead, wrapped in plastic!"

Do you know who killed me?

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then re-post as "I'm __% Virgin". Lowest number you have the more you've done!

[ ] Smoked
[x] Drank alcohol.
[x] Cried when someone died.
[x] Been drunk
[x] Had sex.
[x] Been to a concert.
[x] gotten/given a handjob.
[x] gotten/given a blowjob.
[x] Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[ ] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

[x] Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
[ ] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
[x] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] Been to prom.
[x] Cried at school
[x] Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store
[ ] Went streaking.
[ ] Given or received a lap dance.
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

[x] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[x] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[ ] Kissed a stranger.
[x] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Went scuba diving.
[x] Driven a car
[x] Gotten an x-ray.
[x] Hit by a car.
[x] Had a party.
[ ] Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

[ ] Played strip poker/darts.
[ ] Got paid to strip for someone.
[x] Run away from home.
[x] Broken a bone
[ ] Eaten sushi.
[x] Bought porn.
[x] Watched porn
[x] Made porn (furries. dammit)
[x] Been in love

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

[x] Made Out.
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
[x] Laughed yourself to sleep.
[ ] Shot a gun
[x] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%

[ ] Watched a person die.
[x] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
[x] Pranked somebody
[ ] Put somebody in the hospital.
[x] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[x] Kissed somebody of the same sex.
[ ] Dressed punk.
[ ] Dressed goth.
[ ] Dressed preppy.
[ ] Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60%

[x] Avoided somebody.
[x] Been stalked.
[x] Stalked someone.
[x] Met a celebrity.
[x] Played an instrument
[x] Ridden a horse.
[ ] Cut yourself.
[ ] Bungee jumped.
[x] Ding dong ditched somebody.
[x] Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%

[x] Got caught stealing something.
[x] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[x] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
[x] Gone out with your friend's crush.
[ ] Got arrested.
[ ] Been pregnant.
[x] Babysat.
[ ] Been to another country.
[x] Set your house on fire.
[x] Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 45%

[ ] Donated your hair to cancer patients.
[x] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
[x] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[x] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
[x] Sat on your butt all day.
[x] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
[x] Had a job
[ ] Gotten cut from a sports team.
[x] Been called a whore
[ ] Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 38%

[x] Been mistaken as older than your own age.
[ ] Been in a car accident.
[x] Been told you have beautiful eyes.
[ ] Been told you have beautiful hair.
[ ] Raped somebody
[x] Danced in the rain.
[x] Been rejected.
[x] Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
[x] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
[ ] Been raped.

TOTAL: 32%

Yep
Stolen from  Black-Spectre

do i draw porn
because i'm sort of busy trying to program a game right now
pls tell me ur secrets furaffinity

don't do it kids
it makes you get emotionally attached to fictional characters and cry a lot D:

Hey ho howdy
I just updated my commissions info.

I just started an Ask Blog.
Ask me whatever you like (yes, including questions about my antennae).
http://askverx.tumblr.com

Heyheyhey. It's the last week of trimester break for me, and I've not really updated for a few weeks. I've still been drawing though!
I'm currently uploading some of the things i've drawn for your viewing pleasure.

So I am bored. I will draw anyone anything they want.
I can't promise it will be any good, but i will at least try really hard.

As of the end of this week I have 3 weeks of break from Uni. So two things:

First, i can do drewings for people if they want.
Second, i am looking for housemates to find a place to live. (which already posted on the Melbourne Furs fb group)

Spread the word.

Not that it's really consequential in any way at all, but I lost my sketchbook by leaving it on a bus accidentally the other morning. So I can't do any drawings at the moment.

I should get a replacement fairly soon though. So don't worry friends.