So, my good friend is in a tight pickle and could use some help. I can't really go into details, as it is her life and not mine, thus I don't wanna just gab about it, y'know?

Anyways, she is taking two more slots for full CG pics. Trust me when I say this... Demona is a seriously talented artist. I haven't seen finer stuff in a long while. So, if you're thinking about getting a picture done, why not give Demona's page a look-see and maybe perhaps commission her? I'll throw in some free skark lovings, which are really rare! >w>

Here is her journal about the two slots left: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1462955/

And here is a link to her page: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/demona69/

Thanks if you do help my friend out, eh? She is very awesome at what she does! I promise!

Saw this going around and was bored enough to do it.

1 – Do you and your "fursona" look alike?
Hell no. I don't have tits nor a pussy irl, but I do have a penis. xD; Plus, the body type is way off.

2 – Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
Well, Cry wears loose, baggy clothes most of the time... So, yeah, she and I have the same attire.

3 – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
Nope.

4 – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you would to change how he/she looked like to make him/her look more like you, how would you think he/she would look like?
Well, she'd be a bit fatter, methinks.

5 – Did you work hard to develop your fursona? What is the (brief) history of your fursona?
I was bored and, as always, indecisive about what my fursona should be. So, I just slapped two unlikely animals together and boom. I got my skark. Effort came in how I could make a skunk/shark hybrid work without it looking like something Darwin rejected.

6 – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
Nope. She's single, I'm taken.

7 – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
No comment. >w>;

8 – How would you like your character not to be used?
Like how every herm is used: In overly sexual pictures with cum, ass, blood, and God knows what else everywhere while spouting horrendous jokes about penises or being a herm.

9 – What’s your fursona’s specialty?
Using her tentacles to do everything, so she doesn't have to.

10 – At a score of 1-10 how much are you and your fursona alike?
I'd say around a 6. She has personality traits I wish I had.

is having a contest for a character to appear in a comic with her character Scarlet.

Just for shits and giggles, I decided to enter Cryosia into it. Votes are appreciated, but not necessary.

The journal that has the info and that you vote on can be found here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1398826/

Cryosia can be found in the herm section, under "C", obviously.

Now...  demona69 is one hell of a freakin' artist. Right now, she's having a discount on her art, too!

So, please, by all means.. Check her the fuck out! She's amazing! :P

is one hell of a cute artist. :> I highly recommend paying a visit to her page and take a look at her stuffs.

I mean, c'mon... An orange and bloo bear. D: She's coot!

Don't really get it, but answer this in a comment.

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

Bored as fuck right now and dunno what to do. xD So, you know what that means...

RANDOM JOURNAL TIME!

So, like, I've been thinking about a lot of things lately... Despite thinking being incredibly horrible for me to do. And I've come across an astounding scientific anomaly: Nightmares bring out the asshole in people.

Seriously, I've gone from fretting about shit to not giving a fuck from a week of having nightmares of various things. Some personal, some involving things that terrify the fuck out of me, like fursuiters, and general nightmare shit like that.

Another thing... I've gotten back into roleplay. |D; I thought I was done with it, but it seems I got bitten by the bug once again. Prolly has something to do with writing more recently.

So, I've taken a liking to writing again and hopefully I'll be able to finish my stories this time. They never seemed to come out good before, but, I'm scared to say it, they're coming out great this time... Well, in my opinion anyways.

At any rate, you may see some of them posted up on here from time to time. Granted, I'm not expecting anyone to read them since this is mainly an art site and junk. Just giving fair warning before I add my shit to the pile and stuff.

Doubt anyone will like or read 'em, but, hey... Gives me something to do other than just watch people, eh?

Bored, so I'm posting a journal for no reason.

I hate when you sleep and get those dreamless nights... It's like you just blacked out and wake up to find nothing to look forward to. x.x Been having so many nights like that recently, it's not even funny. Guess sleep has decided to be a dick to me again. xD;

Though, I can't really say that I have nothing to look forward to... I do have my friends that I bother everyday. :P And May should be a fun month, as well. I also have my never ending bag of peppermints! It's like, heaven in a big ole bag! :D Skarky loves her pepperminties. Oh yesh she do~

Taking up writing again, too. Dunno if I've improved any from my monstrosities before, but I think my style is a tad more refined now... But that could just be unwarranted self-importance. xD;

001. Real name → Rose C. >.>;
002. Nickname(s)→ Rei, Dork, Bitch, butthead, Reirei, Rei-chan.
003. Zodiac sign → Scorpio
004. Male or female → Male sex. Female gender.
005. Elementary → Sarah W. Starkweather Elementary
006. Middle School → Homeschooled
007. High School → Homeschooled
008. Hair color → Ugly brown
009. Long or short → Long and curly
010. Loud or Quiet → Quiet, but can get loud

011. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
012. Phone or Camera → Cheap digital camera
013. Health freak → Nah, I eat what I want
014. Drink or Smoke? → Will probably be driven to drink
015. Do you have a crush on someone? Yep.
016. Eat or Drink → Drink, mostly
017. Piercings → None.
018. Tattoos → None

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane → Once when I was five
020. Been in a relationship → More than I'd like to have been in,
021. Been in a car accident → Almost was in one.
022. Been in a fist fight → I can count three.

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Never got one.
024. First best friend → My friend Smoke
025. First award → Never been rewarded for something.
026. First crush: I think her name was Jessica...? Was a long time ago.
028. First big vacation → Disney Land when I was five. Been my only big vacation.
029. Last person you talked to →  miko-chan
030. Last person you IMed →  miko-chan
031. Last person you watched a movie with → Two people:  miko-chan and  silverautomatic
032. Last food you ate → Sandwich
033. Last movie you watched → Alice in Wonderland
034. Last song you listened to → Love, Sex, And Magic by Ciara ft. Justin Timberlake.
035. Last thing you bought → Mozz sticks and fries.
036. Last person you hugged → My mom.


FAVES:
037. Food → General Tso's Chicken
038. Drinks → Moutain Dew/Sprite/Green tea.
039. Clothing → My vests
040. Books → Historical fantasy/Fantasy
041. Music → Upbeat, loud stuff.
042. Flowers → Foxgloves. Digitalis ftw.
043. Colors → Red, black, white, and blue.
044. Movies → Action/comedy
045. Positions → Never did any before.
046. Subjects → Science

IN 2009 I....

047. [] kissed in the snow.
048. [X] celebrated Halloween
049. [x] had your heart broken
050. [] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [] Came out of the closet
053. [] gotten pregnant
054. [] had an abortion
055. [x] done something you've regretted
056. [x] broke a promise
057. [x] hid a secret
058. [] pretended to be happy
059. [x] met someone who changed your life.
060. [x] pretended to be sick.
061. [] left the country
062. [] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it.
063. [] traveled to high mountains.
064. [] ran a lot on the beach
065. [] live on a beach
066. [x] stayed single a whole year

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Peppermints
068. Drinking → Water since my family drank all the soda.
069. I'm about to → Punch my wall again.
070. Listening to → Hammerfall
071. Plans for today → Play SL, do homework, and try to talk to my friends.
072. Waiting for → Things to get back to the way they were.

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → Eventually, yeah.
074. Want to get married? → Yeah.
075. Careers in mind → Zoology or psychology
076. Lips or eyes → Lips
077. Shorter or taller? → Neither. I like my height
078. Romantic or spontaneous → Romantic
079. Nice stomach or nice arms → No clue
080. Sensitive or loud → Huh?
081. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship.
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant → Hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → Nope. Don't need 'em
084. Ran away from home → And go where?
086. Killed somebody/thing → I'm sure I've done something along those lines.
087. Broken someone's heart → Yep.
088. Been arrested → I'm at least that respectable irl not to break the law.
089. Cried when someone died → Yep... But only after three years had passed.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → Of course not.
091. Miracles → They only work if you believe.
092. Love at first sight → Nope. It's been proven not to exist.
093. Heaven → I do.
094. Santa Claus → Not in ages.
095. Sex on the first date → ... People actually think that's a good idea?
096. Kiss on the first date → A small, modest one.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yep.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? Not really. Can't afford to be happy about it.
099. Do you believe in God → I do.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 20 people → Meh, fine.
Tags:
 kame-sama88 Just for the hell of it. :P

I am totally addicted to peppermints... I cannot possibly live without them. They're in my blood... An inseparable part of me... Taking my peppermints away is like depriving me of food.... THEY ARE MINE! NOT YOURS! GET AWAY! @w@

Yeah, I'm bored outta my skull and have no fucking clue what to do.... Other than nom peppermints. >.>;

Also, new 'sona pimpage: http://menikalie.weebly.com/cryosia.html

No art of her yet since I'm a poor motha licka until I get school done.

Stolen from  fluffball


[x] public speaking
[x] staying single forever
[] Rejection
[x] being a parent
[] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[x] that Scary guy...
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[x] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[x] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[x] being robbed
[x] falling
[x] clowns
[x] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[x] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[x] throwing up
[x] falling in love

What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
Taken from  miko-chan

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:

~More ~

● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:

1 - My ex... never existed?
2 - Maybe I should... Put pants on
3 - I love... Peppermints!
4 - People would say that i'm... A dork
5 - I don't understand...How glueguns work
6 - When i wake up in the morning... I try to hide my wood.
7 - I lost... Everything
8 - Life is full of... Cheese
9 - My past is... Right around the fuckin' corner
10 - I get annoyed when... I can't help people
11 - Parties are... fuckin' boring without pudding
12 - I wish... I could be the real me
13 - Dogs... kick your mom's ass
14 - Cats... are scheming lil buggers
15 - Tomorrow... Will be long and somewhat tiring
16 - I have low tolerance... People giving up
17 - If I had a million dollars... I would buy a huge house and make all my friends move in.
18 - I'm totally terrified... of losing someone.

Stolen from  myrilla's page because I'm dumb and bored.

0. Name of character and picture if possible.
Rose H. Ashewarden

1. What is your sexual preference?
Uhm... I guess both? ._.

2. Name one thing that artists seem to screw up about you frequently.
Tattoos.

3. Dom, sub or interchangeable?
Interchangeable. Mostly am sub, though... (Never given the chance to be dom. xD)

4. Are you currently in a committed relationship?
Nope. And probably never will be. :3

5. Bare any ill will towards another of your creators characters?
Pfft, no.

6. Any special skills?
Does being a retard and being able to talk funny count?

7. What do you do for a living?
Still in school, so... Yeah.

8. Anyone here you could call friend?
Does two people count?

9. Morning person or night person?
Night person

10. Favorite food?
Pretzels and peppermints

11. Name the quickest way a person could get on your good side.
If they give me peppermints

12. Name the quickest way a person could get on your bad side.
Lie to me or hurt my friends.

13. Do you have a vice?
Yes... They're called "Peppermints"... They are my crack.

14. Do you suffer from any mental handicaps?
I talk to myself. 8D


15. Have a rival?
No one who bothers me does it well enough to deserve this title.

16. Name one thing you would change about the world if you could.
I'd change the way salt tastes. :3

17. What’s your idea of a great day?
Warm, breezy fall day.

18. What’s your idea of a horrible day?
A day without peppermints.

19. Optimistic or pessimistic?
A mixture of both somehow. o.O

20. Good, evil or neutral?
Neutral.

I tag:
 miko-chan

Was bored again and tried my hand at making a feral. Tell me what ya think.

http://menikalie.weebly.com/shokei.html

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My hair

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Grey



3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Maybe? I have no one to really kiss around here.

4. Do you plan outfits?
I pull out whatever fits and wear it

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Worried as fuck, but remaining calm.

6. What's the closest thing to you that is red?
My vest that I'm wearing

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
No. Comment. >.>;;

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
No.

9. What are you craving right now?
Chinese food

10. Do you floss?
When I can.


11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Smells horrible.

12. Are you emotional?
Yes.


13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yup.


14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite.

15. Do you like your hair?
When it behaves.

16. Do you like yourself?
Not in the least.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Yeah, sure... If he was paying.


18. What are you listening to right now?
My best friend's sexy voice.

19. Are your parents strict?
Only when I don't do things.

20. Would you go sky diving?
HELL, NO!

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
No.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Once.

23. Do you rent movies often?
Nah.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Nope.

25. How many countries have you visited?
None.


26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Lots of times.


27. Ever been on a train?
Every friday.

28. Brown or white eggs?
White.

29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Nope.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Not at all.

31. Do you own a gun?
Nope. Never will.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Nope.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
No one and probably never will have anyone.

34. Are you too forgiving?
Excessively so.

35. Ever been in love?
Too many times. I've also been burned too many times.


36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Wish I did.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
yes.


38. Last time you cried?
Just now.

39. What was the last question you asked?
Are you ok?

40. Favorite time of the year?
Fall.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Considering it.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Sometimes.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Nope.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yeah.

45. Favorite color?
Red.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
My sister. :P

47. Is your hair curly?
Hell yes.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Indestructible by Disturbed.

49. Do looks matter?
Not to me.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Maybe... I am too forgiving.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
No phone.

52. Do you like your life right now?
Not. at. all.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I don't watch TV.

54. Can you handle the truth?
Usually can. Sure, it hurts, but I feel more relieved after hearing.

55. Do you have good vision?
I do.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
More than you know.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Never.

58. The last person you held hands with?
My mom.

59. What are you wearing?
Jeans, T-shirt, and a vest.

60.What is your favorite animal?
Rhinos

61. Where was your default picture taken at?
I don't know?

62. Can you hula hoop?
Nope.

63. Do you have a job?
Wish I did.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Cheesesteak with onions and two orders of fries.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Twice.

1. Was 2009 a good year for you?
Yes and no

2. What was your favorite moment of the year?
Meeting up with a good friend of mine

3. What was your least favorite moment of the year?
Uhm... Too many bad things to count.

4. What are your plans for 2010?
Finish school, learn to drive, and to prove to be a better friend to my friends.

5. What countries did you visit?
None. Not that rich, fuckers.

6. What date in 2009 will remain etched in your memory?
Hmm... I'd have to say the days around halloween time in October.

7. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Making myself look like an ass to my family

8. What was your biggest failure?
School, WoW, and... Not listing the other.

9. Did you suffer any illness or injury?
Nope.

10. What was the best thing you bought?
My mic headset

11. Who's behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Too many to list

12. Where did most of your money go?
Games and shit for my new comp

14. What songs will always remind you of 2009?
21st Century Cure and Don't Get Mad, Get Even.

15. Compared to this time last year are you:
a) Fatter or thinner? Maybe fatter?
b) Happier or sadder? Happier, but who know how long it'll last.
c) Richer or poorer? No job, so poorer.

16. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Schoolwork

17. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Worry about things

18. How will you be spending Christmas?
Probably how I usually do it: A few days with my family and friends.

19. Which LJ/MySpace/f.a. users did you meet for the first time?
No one. As much I as I wished it, no one's close enough to me.

20. Did you fall in love in 2009?
Love and I are at each other's throats right now

21. How many one night stands?
Zero, zilch, zippal.

22. What was your favorite TV show?
Can't watch TV

23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Mhmm.

24. What was/were the best books you read?
Hood, Scarlet, and Tuck by Stephen R. Lawhead

25. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Uhmm. Wut?

26. What did you want and get?
A few friends worth a damn.

27. What did you want and not get?
... Let's not get into that, 'kay?

28. What was your favorite film this year?
Rush Hour 1, 2, and 3

29. What did you do on your birthday and how old were you?
Sat around and played games. I turned 19

30. What one thing would have made your year more satisfying?
To be able to wake up and find myself as I should be. Don't ask for an explanation.

31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
Shitty.

32. What kept you sane?
Friends, peppermints, and soda

33. Which celebrity did you fancy the most?
All celebrities are fugly.

34. Which political issue stirred you the most?
Political issues? None.

35. Who did you miss?
Not getting into it.

36. Did you treat somebody badly in 2008?
Of course.

37. Did somebody treat you badly in 2008?
Turn about is fair play, is it not?

38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned this year?
Worrying about shit it pointless. You have to step up and take the job on yourself to get it done.

39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year...
"Doctor's want to check me, pull me and dissect me, what do they expect? Feelings from a wind up toy? I don't think so!"

I Tag... No one. :P

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $75
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$50

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $100
[] Blue - $150
[x] Hazel - $75
[] Other - $15

Total: $175

Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $95

Total: $350

Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100

Total: $375

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] Second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[x] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215

Total: $675

Drink?
[] I did like once - $400
[] Only Holidays or Occasions - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[x] No - $600

Total: $1,275

Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction -$100

Total: $1,675

Shoe Size:
[x] 13+ - $300
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,975

Favorite Colors (two):

[] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500

Total: $2,675

Letter your middle name(s) start with:

[x] a-f - $50
[] g-k - $175
[] l-p - $300
[] q-u - $350
[] v-z -$250

Total: $2,725

Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[] white - $110
[] green - $330
[] black - $110
[] purple - $220
[] orange/red/yellow - $330
[] blue - $220
[x] other - $350

Total: $3,075

First letter of the person you last talked to

[] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $100
[x] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $50
[] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $200
[] z - $250

Total: $3,125

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x]Nope- $1000
[] some- $750

Final Total: $4,125

Pretty damn pricey... >.> I -know- I'm not worth it.

No, I don't mean for you to share you're deepest, darkest secrets, but... What's the most horrible thing you've done and laughed at the fact that you did it?

Me? It was when I beat the crap out of a kid three years younger than me for being a mush-mouthed asshole. God... It felt so liberating. I also cracked up over beating my best friend in third grade with a stick on the playground... Funny thing is, is that he didn't report me to the principle, so I got off scott-free.

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.

Not bad... >.>