...an astronaut. A radiation wave hit and I got shot through a wormhole. Now I'm lost in some distant part of the universe on a ship--a living ship!--full of strange alien life forms! Help me, listen please. Is there anyone out there who can hear me? I'm being hunted by an insane military commander...doing everything I can. I'm just looking for a way home...

Now this is the story all about how my life got flip-turned upsidedown. And now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.