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Ylvis at the 2013 iHeartRadio's Las Vegas concert
General | Posted 12 years agoAll the people who were at the iHeartRadio's concert in Vegas last night got to see Ylvis perform their viral song "What does the fox say?" live. And yes they were wearing their suits from the video. I would of saw it live streaming online but I passed out before it started. Luckily we have you tube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaiMoiCgvO4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaiMoiCgvO4
FCN is no more.
General | Posted 12 years agoAfter 6 years of FCN the staff has decided not to have a 7th year. Damn.
http://www.furryconnectionnorth.com.....e-announcement
http://www.furryconnectionnorth.com.....e-announcement
50 Question Meme
General | Posted 12 years ago1. What is your natural hair color?
Brown, I think.
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
At the Secretary of State (DMV). Oh wait you mean on FA? Don't use one.
3. What's your middle name?
Michael.
4. Your current relationship status?
Married but separated and under the same roof.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I know he does.
6. What is your current mood?
Tense.
7. What's the color of your underwear?
Tighty whities.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Working on cars or playing GT5.
9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
My ex.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
When my 90' Ford Probe got wrecked in Cali.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
Cheetah, what else.
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Yeah. Moving in Cali and had my Corolla full of stuff. Took a curve to fast. Car slid left, car slid right, did a 180 then ended up in the middle lane facing the opposite direction I was going.
13. Something you do a lot?
Watch Netflix, look at porn, paw. The usuall.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Castle of Glass - Linkin Park.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
DunstanMarshall.
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
My Grandma.
17. When was the last time you cried?
No idea.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Nope.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Speed.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
I try not to. I'm gay as a $3 bill.
21. What's your biggest secret?
I'm straight.
22. What's your favorite color?
Red.
23. When was the last time you lied?
Look at #21.
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Depends on what Netflix has available.
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Got a glass of water besides me.
26. What's your favorite smell?
Vanilla.
27. If you could describe life inone four words what would it be?
Pain in the ASS!
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Few days ago, roommate.
29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
No.
30. What are you thinking about right now?
To many things.
31. What should you be doing?
Taking a shower with my toys.
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
My shoes tearing.
33. Do you like working in the yard?
Yes, but i'm in an apartment complex now.
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
"The Talented"
35. Name 5 things in yourcloset desk:
Clothes, papers, odds and ends, my Vergil and other toys and lube.
36. Do you act different around your crush?
No.
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
A few months.
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
I try to take one everyday.
39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
I should.
40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
No.
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
No.
42. Do you lie about your age?
No.
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Yep.
44. Do you pick your nose?
Who doesn't?
45. What's the one food you hate?
Liver (how can you hate hotdogs).
46. What's theone two junk foods you cant live without?
Gummie bears and chocolate.
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
No idea.
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
Yes.
49. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
Tighty whities all the way.
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
No.
Brown, I think.
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
At the Secretary of State (DMV). Oh wait you mean on FA? Don't use one.
3. What's your middle name?
Michael.
4. Your current relationship status?
Married but separated and under the same roof.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I know he does.
6. What is your current mood?
Tense.
7. What's the color of your underwear?
Tighty whities.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Working on cars or playing GT5.
9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
My ex.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
When my 90' Ford Probe got wrecked in Cali.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
Cheetah, what else.
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Yeah. Moving in Cali and had my Corolla full of stuff. Took a curve to fast. Car slid left, car slid right, did a 180 then ended up in the middle lane facing the opposite direction I was going.
13. Something you do a lot?
Watch Netflix, look at porn, paw. The usuall.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Castle of Glass - Linkin Park.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
DunstanMarshall.
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
My Grandma.
17. When was the last time you cried?
No idea.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Nope.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Speed.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
I try not to. I'm gay as a $3 bill.
21. What's your biggest secret?
I'm straight.
22. What's your favorite color?
Red.
23. When was the last time you lied?
Look at #21.
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Depends on what Netflix has available.
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Got a glass of water besides me.
26. What's your favorite smell?
Vanilla.
27. If you could describe life in
Pain in the ASS!
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Few days ago, roommate.
29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
No.
30. What are you thinking about right now?
To many things.
31. What should you be doing?
Taking a shower with my toys.
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
My shoes tearing.
33. Do you like working in the yard?
Yes, but i'm in an apartment complex now.
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
"The Talented"
35. Name 5 things in your
Clothes, papers, odds and ends, my Vergil and other toys and lube.
36. Do you act different around your crush?
No.
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
A few months.
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
I try to take one everyday.
39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
I should.
40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
No.
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
No.
42. Do you lie about your age?
No.
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Yep.
44. Do you pick your nose?
Who doesn't?
45. What's the one food you hate?
Liver (how can you hate hotdogs).
46. What's the
Gummie bears and chocolate.
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
No idea.
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
Yes.
49. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
Tighty whities all the way.
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
No.
Free Porn
General | Posted 12 years agoHey guys. Want some free porn? I know dumb question right, everyone wants free porn! If you do then check out this artist,
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4517273/
Good luck.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4517273/
Good luck.
Possibly useless personal info
General | Posted 12 years agoStolen from Sivel
1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
Christopher
2. How tall are you?
5'4"
3. Natural hair color?
Brown I think. I keep it short so I have no idea anymore.
4. What about eye color?
Hazel
5. What orientation are you?
Gay
6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken but open
7. What do you do in your spare time?
Internet, Out with friends, working on my bike.
8. What's your job?
Inventory Associate/Driver
9. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Being able to fix stuff with no training on how to.
10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My weight
11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
Not sure
12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
No Idea
13. Do you drink?
I made melon jello shots lastnight
14. Do you smoke?
No
15. What are your fears?
Getting smacked by a car when i'm on my bike.
16. What are your dreams/goals?
Have my own car again and $$$ to spend
17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yes
18. Who's your best bud?
2 guys in California
19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Yogurt covered almonds, Gummi bears, or chocolate.
20. Favorite drink?
Long Island iced Tea
21. Favorite color?
Red
22. If you had any super power(s), what would it(they) be?
Speed
23. Favorite movie?
There are too many to list
24. Least favorite food?
Liver
25. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Chinese Buffett, and eat till I die, lol
26. What do you drive/wish you drove?
My bicycle with a 48cc 2 stroke on it. Wish: The new SRT Viper.
27. Most disliked bug?
Spiders
28. Most hated pet peeves?
People who have never heard of a shower and soap
29. Dislike in life?
People judging me on the way I look and not my abilities
30. Most annoying?
People who have $$$ and rub it in your face
31. Most disliked TV show?
Don't really watch TV anymore, I got Netflix
32. What is your nationality? Culture/Heritage?
No Idea, I'm a good ol' white boy
33. What is/was your fursona?
Cheetah/Greyhound hubrid
34. Have any pets? What are they?
2 feeder goldfish who have doubled in size since I got them and a Golden Retriever hairbag
36. What is your Chinese/astrology zodiac?
Pig and Aquarius
1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
Christopher
2. How tall are you?
5'4"
3. Natural hair color?
Brown I think. I keep it short so I have no idea anymore.
4. What about eye color?
Hazel
5. What orientation are you?
Gay
6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken but open
7. What do you do in your spare time?
Internet, Out with friends, working on my bike.
8. What's your job?
Inventory Associate/Driver
9. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Being able to fix stuff with no training on how to.
10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My weight
11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
Not sure
12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
No Idea
13. Do you drink?
I made melon jello shots lastnight
14. Do you smoke?
No
15. What are your fears?
Getting smacked by a car when i'm on my bike.
16. What are your dreams/goals?
Have my own car again and $$$ to spend
17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yes
18. Who's your best bud?
2 guys in California
19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Yogurt covered almonds, Gummi bears, or chocolate.
20. Favorite drink?
Long Island iced Tea
21. Favorite color?
Red
22. If you had any super power(s), what would it(they) be?
Speed
23. Favorite movie?
There are too many to list
24. Least favorite food?
Liver
25. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Chinese Buffett, and eat till I die, lol
26. What do you drive/wish you drove?
My bicycle with a 48cc 2 stroke on it. Wish: The new SRT Viper.
27. Most disliked bug?
Spiders
28. Most hated pet peeves?
People who have never heard of a shower and soap
29. Dislike in life?
People judging me on the way I look and not my abilities
30. Most annoying?
People who have $$$ and rub it in your face
31. Most disliked TV show?
Don't really watch TV anymore, I got Netflix
32. What is your nationality? Culture/Heritage?
No Idea, I'm a good ol' white boy
33. What is/was your fursona?
Cheetah/Greyhound hubrid
34. Have any pets? What are they?
2 feeder goldfish who have doubled in size since I got them and a Golden Retriever hairbag
36. What is your Chinese/astrology zodiac?
Pig and Aquarius
I got a C In life
General | Posted 13 years ago [x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] You have your own room.
[X] You own a cell phone.
[X] You have a MP3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[X] You love your family.
[ ] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
T O T A L: 4
[X] You dress the way you want to.
[X] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[X] There is a computer/laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[X] Your room is big enough for you.
[X] People don't use you for something you have.
[X] You have been to the movies.
T O T A L: 7
[ ] You have over 500 friends on Facebook.
[X] You have pictures on Facebook.
[X] Your parents let you have a Facebook
[X] You get allowance/loan/job.
[ ] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look forward to going back to college/university.
[X] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[X] You want to do something after school/college.
T O T A L: 5
[ ] You own a car/truck.
[X] You can drive a vehicle.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[ ] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life.
[X] You have friends.
[X] You have friends in RL.
[ ] You are immature.
[ ] You've never had detention.
T O T A L: 3
[X] You know what is going on in the world.
[X] You are happy with your life.
[X] You usually aren't sick.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[X] You have a screen name.
[X] You own a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[X] You don't have any enemies.
T O T A L: 7
Total over all: 26
Multiply it by 3 = 78
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F
Re-post saying "I got a _ In life"
[ ] You have your own room.
[X] You own a cell phone.
[X] You have a MP3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[X] You love your family.
[ ] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
T O T A L: 4
[X] You dress the way you want to.
[X] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[X] There is a computer/laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[X] Your room is big enough for you.
[X] People don't use you for something you have.
[X] You have been to the movies.
T O T A L: 7
[ ] You have over 500 friends on Facebook.
[X] You have pictures on Facebook.
[X] Your parents let you have a Facebook
[X] You get allowance/loan/job.
[ ] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look forward to going back to college/university.
[X] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[X] You want to do something after school/college.
T O T A L: 5
[ ] You own a car/truck.
[X] You can drive a vehicle.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[ ] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life.
[X] You have friends.
[X] You have friends in RL.
[ ] You are immature.
[ ] You've never had detention.
T O T A L: 3
[X] You know what is going on in the world.
[X] You are happy with your life.
[X] You usually aren't sick.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[X] You have a screen name.
[X] You own a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[X] You don't have any enemies.
T O T A L: 7
Total over all: 26
Multiply it by 3 = 78
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F
Re-post saying "I got a _ In life"
TMI Tuesday
General | Posted 13 years agoMeh, why not. Ask away.
Calling all Cheetahs
General | Posted 13 years agoIf you know any Cheetahs that want want to be in 69 person orgy let them know and send them here, http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:30996053
I know there are at least 69 Cheetahs on FA... I hope, lol.
I know there are at least 69 Cheetahs on FA... I hope, lol.
Yes or No meme!
General | Posted 13 years agoWhy the hell not.
Rules
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes
Been arrested? - No
Kissed someone you didn't like? - No
Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes
Ran a red light? - Yes
Been suspended from school? - Yes
Experienced love at first sight? - Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? - Yes
Been fired from a job? - Yes
Fired somebody? - No
Skydived? - No
Sang karaoke? - Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? - Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - No
Kissed in the rain? - No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes
Seen someone die? - No
Played spin-the-bottle? - No
Sang in the shower? - Yes
Smoked a cigar? - No
Sat on a rooftop? - Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? - Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No
Skipped school? - No
Eaten a bug? - No
Sleepwalked? - Yes
Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? - Yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? - No
Ridden on a helicopter? - No
Shaved your head? - No
Blacked out from drinking? - No
Played a prank on someone? - Yes
Hit a home run? - No
Felt like killing someone? - Yes
Cross-dressed? - No
Been falling-down drunk? - No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes
Eaten snake? - No
Marched/Protested? - No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No
Puked on an amusement ride? - No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - No
Been in a band? - No
Knitted? - No
Been on TV? - No
Shot a gun? - Yes
Skinny-dipped? - No
Caused someone to need stitches? - No
Ridden a surfboard? - No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes
Had surgery? - Yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? - Yes
Passed out when not drinking? - Yes
Peed on a bush? - Yes
Donated Blood? - Yes
Grabbed electric fence? - No
Eaten alligator meat? - No
Eaten cheesecake? - Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? - Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? - No
Peed your pants in public? - No
Written graffiti? - No
Still love someone you shouldn't? - Yes
Think about the future? - Yes
Been in handcuffs? - No
Believe in love? - Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes
Been to a furry convention? - Yes
Own a fursuit? - No
Bungee-Jumped? - No
Stolen something? - Yes
Kissed someone, same gender? - Yes
Kissed someone, different gender? - Yes
Had sex in public? - No
Skipped a night? - No
Lied? - Yes
Created a Meme? - no
Been to another continent? - No
Been in a country without knowing the language? - No
Have seen a parent naked? - Yes
Any questions feel free to ask.
Rules
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes
Been arrested? - No
Kissed someone you didn't like? - No
Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes
Ran a red light? - Yes
Been suspended from school? - Yes
Experienced love at first sight? - Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? - Yes
Been fired from a job? - Yes
Fired somebody? - No
Skydived? - No
Sang karaoke? - Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? - Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - No
Kissed in the rain? - No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes
Seen someone die? - No
Played spin-the-bottle? - No
Sang in the shower? - Yes
Smoked a cigar? - No
Sat on a rooftop? - Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? - Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No
Skipped school? - No
Eaten a bug? - No
Sleepwalked? - Yes
Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? - Yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? - No
Ridden on a helicopter? - No
Shaved your head? - No
Blacked out from drinking? - No
Played a prank on someone? - Yes
Hit a home run? - No
Felt like killing someone? - Yes
Cross-dressed? - No
Been falling-down drunk? - No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes
Eaten snake? - No
Marched/Protested? - No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No
Puked on an amusement ride? - No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - No
Been in a band? - No
Knitted? - No
Been on TV? - No
Shot a gun? - Yes
Skinny-dipped? - No
Caused someone to need stitches? - No
Ridden a surfboard? - No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes
Had surgery? - Yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? - Yes
Passed out when not drinking? - Yes
Peed on a bush? - Yes
Donated Blood? - Yes
Grabbed electric fence? - No
Eaten alligator meat? - No
Eaten cheesecake? - Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? - Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? - No
Peed your pants in public? - No
Written graffiti? - No
Still love someone you shouldn't? - Yes
Think about the future? - Yes
Been in handcuffs? - No
Believe in love? - Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes
Been to a furry convention? - Yes
Own a fursuit? - No
Bungee-Jumped? - No
Stolen something? - Yes
Kissed someone, same gender? - Yes
Kissed someone, different gender? - Yes
Had sex in public? - No
Skipped a night? - No
Lied? - Yes
Created a Meme? - no
Been to another continent? - No
Been in a country without knowing the language? - No
Have seen a parent naked? - Yes
Any questions feel free to ask.
No more Twinkies! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
General | Posted 13 years agoJust saw this on Yahoo news. Twinkies may not be made anymore. Damn. This makes me want to go buy a box or 2 of them.
http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/d.....191300297.html
http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/d.....191300297.html
101 Question Meme
General | Posted 13 years agotaken from hellkid5500
1. Had sex?
Yes
2. Bought Condoms?
Yes
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant?
No
4. Failed A Class?
Yes. English in HS 1 year. Teacher was a witch.
5. Kissed A Boy?
Yes
6. Kissed A Girl?
Yes
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch?
On field trips
8. Had A Job?
A few
9. Slipped On Ice?
Yes and in front of a manager at a freeway rest area.
10. Missed The School Bus?
Yes
11. Fucked a girl?
No
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet?
No
13. Sexted?
Yes
14. Sex In Public?
No
15. Played On A Sports Team?
Wrestling in 8th grade
16. Smoked Weed?
No
17. Smoke Cigarettes?
No
18. Smoked A Cigar?
No
19. Drank Alcohol?
Yes
20. Watched porn?
Yes
21. Skipped class?
No
22. Gotten Arrested?
No
23. Done meth?
I might be crazy but i'm not stupid
24. Been To A Wedding?
3-4
25. Fell in love with a bestfriend?
Yes
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?
Daily
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight?
When I had cable
28. Been Late For Work?
Past jobs yes
29. Been Late For School?
No
30. Kissed In The Rain?
No
31. Showered With Someone Else?
Numerous times
32. Failed your Drivers Test?
First one yes.
33. Cheated on a ex?
No
34. Been Outside your Home Country?
No
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours?
Yes
36. Had Lice?
No
37. Gotten My Heart Broken?
I'm sure I have
38. Had A Credit Card?
Yes, and my credit is crap because of them
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game?
No
40. Broken A Bone?
Yes, Collarbone
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian?
Gay
42. Won A Trophy?
No, but medallions and certificates yes
43. Cut Myself?
No
44. Had An STD.?
No. And I don't plan to
45. Got Engaged?
Yes
46. Done ecstasy?
No. I had a chance to, but I was the driver
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show?
Yes, Deal or No Deal
48. Rode In A Taxi?
Yes. Reno, Neveda
49. Been To Prom?
Yes
50. Played A Drinking Game?
No
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More?
A few times
52. Been To A Concert?
Yes. Linkin Park
53. Had A Three-Some?
Yes. That was my first FC
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?
Yes
55. Been In A Car Accident?
A few
56. Had Braces?
Almost but wasn't approved for them
57. Learned Another Language?
Tried Spanish, but transfered out of the class
58. Killed An Animal?
No
59. Been At A Yard Sale?
My mom's a yard sale aholic
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse?
No
61. Wore Make Up?
No
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam?
Yes
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16?
No
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out?
Yes
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself?
No
66. Snuck Out Of The House?
No
67. Bought Porn?
Yes. It's easier to get it for free online
68. Had A Virus On My Computer?
Yes
69. Had Oral Sex?
Many, many times
70. Dyed My Hair?
No
71. Gone Skinny Dipping?
No
72. Graduated From College?
Trade school, Yes. Universal Technical Institute
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes?
Yes
74. Voted In A Presidential Election?
The last few
75. Rode In An Ambulance?
Yes, but I was in front
76. Rode In A Helicopter?
No
77. Caught The Stove On Fire?
No
78. Got In A Verbal Fight?
A few
79. Met Someone Famous?
Yes. Mike and Chester of Linkin Park
80. Been On Vacation?
A few
82. Been On A Boat?
No
81. Been On An Airplane?
Yes
83. Broken Something Expensive?
Yes, but it was part of my job at the time
84. Had Surgery?
Once
85. Beat A Video Game?
Yes, a few
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground?
Just $$
87. Made A Survey?
On my other forums yes
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network?
No
89. Prank Called Someone?
Yes
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School?
Yes
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day?
No
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It?
No
93. Peed Outside?
Yes
94. Went Fishing?
Once
95. Helped With Charity?
Yes. back when i had $$ to do so
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test?
I'm a guy so... No
97. Been Rejected By A Crush?
No
98. Been Suspended From School?
Yes
99. Broken a mirror?
I think I have
100. Thrown up on someone?
No
101. Lied to your parents?
Yes, Who hasn't?
1. Had sex?
Yes
2. Bought Condoms?
Yes
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant?
No
4. Failed A Class?
Yes. English in HS 1 year. Teacher was a witch.
5. Kissed A Boy?
Yes
6. Kissed A Girl?
Yes
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch?
On field trips
8. Had A Job?
A few
9. Slipped On Ice?
Yes and in front of a manager at a freeway rest area.
10. Missed The School Bus?
Yes
11. Fucked a girl?
No
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet?
No
13. Sexted?
Yes
14. Sex In Public?
No
15. Played On A Sports Team?
Wrestling in 8th grade
16. Smoked Weed?
No
17. Smoke Cigarettes?
No
18. Smoked A Cigar?
No
19. Drank Alcohol?
Yes
20. Watched porn?
Yes
21. Skipped class?
No
22. Gotten Arrested?
No
23. Done meth?
I might be crazy but i'm not stupid
24. Been To A Wedding?
3-4
25. Fell in love with a bestfriend?
Yes
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?
Daily
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight?
When I had cable
28. Been Late For Work?
Past jobs yes
29. Been Late For School?
No
30. Kissed In The Rain?
No
31. Showered With Someone Else?
Numerous times
32. Failed your Drivers Test?
First one yes.
33. Cheated on a ex?
No
34. Been Outside your Home Country?
No
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours?
Yes
36. Had Lice?
No
37. Gotten My Heart Broken?
I'm sure I have
38. Had A Credit Card?
Yes, and my credit is crap because of them
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game?
No
40. Broken A Bone?
Yes, Collarbone
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian?
Gay
42. Won A Trophy?
No, but medallions and certificates yes
43. Cut Myself?
No
44. Had An STD.?
No. And I don't plan to
45. Got Engaged?
Yes
46. Done ecstasy?
No. I had a chance to, but I was the driver
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show?
Yes, Deal or No Deal
48. Rode In A Taxi?
Yes. Reno, Neveda
49. Been To Prom?
Yes
50. Played A Drinking Game?
No
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More?
A few times
52. Been To A Concert?
Yes. Linkin Park
53. Had A Three-Some?
Yes. That was my first FC
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?
Yes
55. Been In A Car Accident?
A few
56. Had Braces?
Almost but wasn't approved for them
57. Learned Another Language?
Tried Spanish, but transfered out of the class
58. Killed An Animal?
No
59. Been At A Yard Sale?
My mom's a yard sale aholic
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse?
No
61. Wore Make Up?
No
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam?
Yes
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16?
No
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out?
Yes
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself?
No
66. Snuck Out Of The House?
No
67. Bought Porn?
Yes. It's easier to get it for free online
68. Had A Virus On My Computer?
Yes
69. Had Oral Sex?
Many, many times
70. Dyed My Hair?
No
71. Gone Skinny Dipping?
No
72. Graduated From College?
Trade school, Yes. Universal Technical Institute
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes?
Yes
74. Voted In A Presidential Election?
The last few
75. Rode In An Ambulance?
Yes, but I was in front
76. Rode In A Helicopter?
No
77. Caught The Stove On Fire?
No
78. Got In A Verbal Fight?
A few
79. Met Someone Famous?
Yes. Mike and Chester of Linkin Park
80. Been On Vacation?
A few
82. Been On A Boat?
No
81. Been On An Airplane?
Yes
83. Broken Something Expensive?
Yes, but it was part of my job at the time
84. Had Surgery?
Once
85. Beat A Video Game?
Yes, a few
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground?
Just $$
87. Made A Survey?
On my other forums yes
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network?
No
89. Prank Called Someone?
Yes
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School?
Yes
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day?
No
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It?
No
93. Peed Outside?
Yes
94. Went Fishing?
Once
95. Helped With Charity?
Yes. back when i had $$ to do so
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test?
I'm a guy so... No
97. Been Rejected By A Crush?
No
98. Been Suspended From School?
Yes
99. Broken a mirror?
I think I have
100. Thrown up on someone?
No
101. Lied to your parents?
Yes, Who hasn't?
All video gamers must watch this vid.
General | Posted 13 years agoThis is one of the best half time shows I have seen and it wasn't even at the super bowl.
http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugge.....220352964.html
http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugge.....220352964.html
McMeme
General | Posted 13 years agoBored. Nothing to do. To hot outside.
1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you get?
Energy drinks and Snickers.
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
Shark or a killer whale.
3. Who’s your favorite redhead?
Don't know any, other than my brother.
4. What do you order when you’re at IHOP?
All you can eat pancakes if they have them, if not a big breakfast plate.
5. Last book you read?
Haven't read in years.
6. Describe your mood.
Bored
7. Describe the last time you were injured.
Got cut by a lawnmower blade package at work.
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
If I knew them better Lavshep and or Dershep to cuddle with or any cuddly suit for that matter.
9. Rock concert or symphony?
Rock Concert. The louder the better. If it's to loud, turn your hearing aid down.
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
My ave.
11. Favorite soda?
A&W Root Beer.
12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
Not wearing a shirt.
13. If you could only use one form of transportation?
An Enduro motorcycle.
14. Most recent movie you have watched in theater?
The Dark Knight Rises.
15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for.
Can't say i've ever had one.
16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?
Red Velvet.
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Goulash. Mixture of meat, spaghetti sauce, macaroni noodles and parmesean cheese.
18. Look to your left, what do you see?
Back door, wall, dvd rack.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No. Before I put them on.
20. Favorite toy as a child?
BB gun.
21. Do you buy your own groceries?
No. I don't have the food stamps.
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I know people do.
23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?
Yesterday. Sams club has .a 6 pound bag for $6/
24. What’s your favorite fruit?
Banana or apple
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
I won't even try.
1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you get?
Energy drinks and Snickers.
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
Shark or a killer whale.
3. Who’s your favorite redhead?
Don't know any, other than my brother.
4. What do you order when you’re at IHOP?
All you can eat pancakes if they have them, if not a big breakfast plate.
5. Last book you read?
Haven't read in years.
6. Describe your mood.
Bored
7. Describe the last time you were injured.
Got cut by a lawnmower blade package at work.
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
If I knew them better Lavshep and or Dershep to cuddle with or any cuddly suit for that matter.
9. Rock concert or symphony?
Rock Concert. The louder the better. If it's to loud, turn your hearing aid down.
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
My ave.
11. Favorite soda?
A&W Root Beer.
12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
Not wearing a shirt.
13. If you could only use one form of transportation?
An Enduro motorcycle.
14. Most recent movie you have watched in theater?
The Dark Knight Rises.
15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for.
Can't say i've ever had one.
16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?
Red Velvet.
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Goulash. Mixture of meat, spaghetti sauce, macaroni noodles and parmesean cheese.
18. Look to your left, what do you see?
Back door, wall, dvd rack.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No. Before I put them on.
20. Favorite toy as a child?
BB gun.
21. Do you buy your own groceries?
No. I don't have the food stamps.
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I know people do.
23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?
Yesterday. Sams club has .a 6 pound bag for $6/
24. What’s your favorite fruit?
Banana or apple
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
I won't even try.
Sex MeMe
General | Posted 13 years agoMeme stolen from Jaleo.
Base this on your real life not your fursona.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, more than a few. I know a few gsheps I would love to meet irl.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime is good.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
As long as I can stretch out my right arm i'm good.
4. Do you masturbate?
Ask my large "Vergil" from Bad Dragon he might know that answer.
5. How often? Lately?
Every few days or less.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Yes.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Ask my 20+Gig yiff folder.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Switch.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, but I wish I did.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Right now... Money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Cuddling, Toys, Fisting.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Don't think so.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I'll i've used is the bedroom, bathroom, hotel room and living room.
Don't know if i'd call any of those romantic.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Look to above answer.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Walked in on while pawing.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. Never wanted to.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Duh!
24. What's your sexuality?
I suck cock, eat cum and eat ass so I guess... Gay?
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. It's easier to clean up messes on tile than on carpet or bed sheets.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Why would I risk my job?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, and purchased various items.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
Look to above answer.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Ask my large "Vergil" from Bad Dragon
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Look to above answer.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Never.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No. Much better in person.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes. And foreplay too.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
What else... doggy or on my back.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Playing with toys and fisting.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Well I had a 3 way at my first FC does that count?
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Go ahead repost it..... and tell the truth. I did.
Base this on your real life not your fursona.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, more than a few. I know a few gsheps I would love to meet irl.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime is good.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
As long as I can stretch out my right arm i'm good.
4. Do you masturbate?
Ask my large "Vergil" from Bad Dragon he might know that answer.
5. How often? Lately?
Every few days or less.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Yes.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Ask my 20+Gig yiff folder.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Switch.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, but I wish I did.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Right now... Money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Cuddling, Toys, Fisting.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Don't think so.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I'll i've used is the bedroom, bathroom, hotel room and living room.
Don't know if i'd call any of those romantic.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Look to above answer.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Walked in on while pawing.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. Never wanted to.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Duh!
24. What's your sexuality?
I suck cock, eat cum and eat ass so I guess... Gay?
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. It's easier to clean up messes on tile than on carpet or bed sheets.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Why would I risk my job?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, and purchased various items.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
Look to above answer.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Ask my large "Vergil" from Bad Dragon
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Look to above answer.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Never.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No. Much better in person.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes. And foreplay too.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
What else... doggy or on my back.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Playing with toys and fisting.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Well I had a 3 way at my first FC does that count?
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Go ahead repost it..... and tell the truth. I did.
Getting fined!
General | Posted 13 years agoLife's not a journey simply from A to B, its all the places in-between!
Taken from Bundadingy
The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Driven a vehicle at over 100 MPH -- $50
Driven a vehicle at over 100 MPH and got pulled over -- $200
I'm only up to $615.50 in fines. Guess i've been a good boy for now.
Btw, I added the last 2.
Taken from Bundadingy
The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Driven a vehicle at over 100 MPH -- $50
Driven a vehicle at over 100 MPH and got pulled over -- $200
I'm only up to $615.50 in fines. Guess i've been a good boy for now.
Btw, I added the last 2.
Why Not... .Fetish Meme
General | Posted 13 years agoPost a fetish of yours (or just one in general) and I'll tell you what I think about it or if I've tried it.
Stolen from Scatterpaws.
Stolen from Scatterpaws.
Dodge has brought back the Viper
General | Posted 13 years agoI heard that they might bring it back. I get home and find this in yahoo news,
http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motora.....172359875.html
http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motora.....172359875.html
Twisted Metal for the PS3
General | Posted 14 years agoJust played the firts deathmatch level and it is BITCHIN'.
New Twisted Metal game for PS3
General | Posted 14 years agoWhen you guy the game you get a code for a free download of Twisted Metal Black. Be ready to wait a few hours while it is downloading. You can not download it in the background. I've been waiting about 4 hours now being bored off my tail.
Twisted Metal: Shoot My Truck
General | Posted 14 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn43.....32FAAAAAAAAAAA
I know there are a few Twisted Metal furs out there.
I've already signed up.
I know there are a few Twisted Metal furs out there.
I've already signed up.
Who wants a custom PS3 hoodie?
General | Posted 14 years agoI know I do. Come on all of you PS3 furrs out there it ain't hard to enter.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3079527/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3079527/
Merry Christmas
General | Posted 14 years agoMerry Christmas everyone, and a happy new year. Hope you all get what you wanted for xmas.
I'm 46% vigrin.
General | Posted 14 years agoTaken from CanasRenvall, who took it from luke_delfino
((Start with 100%, cross out all the things you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Don't bother typing answers to the question, it makes it more interesting! The lower the score, the nastier you are. Then tag 3 people and respond with I'm _% Virgin.))
[ ]Smoked (Weed, cigars, cigarettes)
[x]Drank alcohol
[x]Cried when someone died
[x]Been drunk
[x]Had sex
[x]Been to a concert
[x]Given a handjob/gotten a handjob
[x]Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob
[x]Been verbally/sexually harassed
[x]Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
Percentage so far: 91%
[x]Felt someone up and/or been felt up
[x]Laughed so hard you cried
[ ]Cheated on a boyfriend/ girlfriend before
[x]Been cheated on by a boyfriend/ girlfriend
[x]Been to prom
[x]Cried at school
[ ]Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store
[ ]Went streaking
[x]Given or received a lap dance
[x]Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
Percentage so far: 84%
[ ]Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
[ ]Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
[ ]Kissed a stranger
[x]Hugged a stranger
[x]Went scuba diving (just 10-15 mins in a test pool at a travel show)
[x]Driven a car
[x]Gotten an x-ray
[ ]Hit by a car
[ ]Had a party -birthday parties dont count-
[ ]Done serious drugs?
Percentage so far: 80%
[ ]Played strip poker/darts
[ ]Got paid to strip for someone
[ ]Ran away from home
[x]Broken a bone (broke my nose once though.)
[x]Eaten sushi
[x]Bought porn
[x]Watched porn (who on this site hasn't)
[x]Made a porn
[x]Had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x]Been in love
Percentage so far: 73%
[x]French kissed
[x]Laughed so hard you couldn't breathe
[ ]Cried yourself to sleep
[ ]Laughed yourself to sleep
[ ]Stabbed yourself
[x]Shot a gun
[x]Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
[ ]Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
[x]Been online for 9 consecutive hours
[x]Watched an animal die
Percentage so far: 67%
[ ]Watched a person die
[x]Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
[x]Pranked somebody
[ ]Put somebody in the hospital
[ ]Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
[x]Kissed somebody of the same sex
[ ]Dressed punk
[ ]Dressed goth
[ ]Dressed preppy
[ ]Been to a motocross race
Percentage so far: 64%
[x]Avoided somebody
[ ]Been stalked
[ ]Stalked someone
[ ]Met a celebrity
[x]Played an instrument
[x]Ridden a horse
[x]Cut yourself (on accident!)
[ ]Bungee jumped
[ ]Ding dong ditched somebody
[x]Been to a wild party (I'm sure room partys at cons count)
Percentage so far: 59%
[x]Got caught stealing something
[ ]Played spin the bottle
[ ]Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
[ ]Went out with your friend's crush
[ ]Got arrested
[ ]Been pregnant
[x]Babysat
[ ]Been to another country
[ ]Started your house on fire
[ ]Had an encounter with a ghost
Percentage so far: 57%
[x]Had a sexual thought about someone
[ ]Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
[ ]Cried over a member of the opposite sex
[x]Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months
[x]Sat on your butt all day
[x]Gotten told you have a nice butt
[x]Had a job
[ ]Gotten cut from a sports team
[ ]Been called a whore
[x]Danced like a whore
Percentage so far: 51%
[ ]Been mistaken for a celebrity
[x]Been in a car accident (I was driving the car)
[x]Been told you have beautiful eyes
[ ]Been told you have beautiful hair
[ ]Raped somebody
[x]Danced in the rain
[x]Been rejected
[ ]Walked out of a restaurant without paying (almost had to once though >_>; )
[x]Punched someone/ slapped someone in the face
[ ]Been raped
I'm 46% vigrin.
Damn. I thought i'd be less than that.
((Start with 100%, cross out all the things you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Don't bother typing answers to the question, it makes it more interesting! The lower the score, the nastier you are. Then tag 3 people and respond with I'm _% Virgin.))
[ ]Smoked (Weed, cigars, cigarettes)
[x]Drank alcohol
[x]Cried when someone died
[x]Been drunk
[x]Had sex
[x]Been to a concert
[x]Given a handjob/gotten a handjob
[x]Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob
[x]Been verbally/sexually harassed
[x]Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
Percentage so far: 91%
[x]Felt someone up and/or been felt up
[x]Laughed so hard you cried
[ ]Cheated on a boyfriend/ girlfriend before
[x]Been cheated on by a boyfriend/ girlfriend
[x]Been to prom
[x]Cried at school
[ ]Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store
[ ]Went streaking
[x]Given or received a lap dance
[x]Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
Percentage so far: 84%
[ ]Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
[ ]Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
[ ]Kissed a stranger
[x]Hugged a stranger
[x]Went scuba diving (just 10-15 mins in a test pool at a travel show)
[x]Driven a car
[x]Gotten an x-ray
[ ]Hit by a car
[ ]Had a party -birthday parties dont count-
[ ]Done serious drugs?
Percentage so far: 80%
[ ]Played strip poker/darts
[ ]Got paid to strip for someone
[ ]Ran away from home
[x]Broken a bone (broke my nose once though.)
[x]Eaten sushi
[x]Bought porn
[x]Watched porn (who on this site hasn't)
[x]Made a porn
[x]Had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x]Been in love
Percentage so far: 73%
[x]French kissed
[x]Laughed so hard you couldn't breathe
[ ]Cried yourself to sleep
[ ]Laughed yourself to sleep
[ ]Stabbed yourself
[x]Shot a gun
[x]Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
[ ]Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
[x]Been online for 9 consecutive hours
[x]Watched an animal die
Percentage so far: 67%
[ ]Watched a person die
[x]Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
[x]Pranked somebody
[ ]Put somebody in the hospital
[ ]Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
[x]Kissed somebody of the same sex
[ ]Dressed punk
[ ]Dressed goth
[ ]Dressed preppy
[ ]Been to a motocross race
Percentage so far: 64%
[x]Avoided somebody
[ ]Been stalked
[ ]Stalked someone
[ ]Met a celebrity
[x]Played an instrument
[x]Ridden a horse
[x]Cut yourself (on accident!)
[ ]Bungee jumped
[ ]Ding dong ditched somebody
[x]Been to a wild party (I'm sure room partys at cons count)
Percentage so far: 59%
[x]Got caught stealing something
[ ]Played spin the bottle
[ ]Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
[ ]Went out with your friend's crush
[ ]Got arrested
[ ]Been pregnant
[x]Babysat
[ ]Been to another country
[ ]Started your house on fire
[ ]Had an encounter with a ghost
Percentage so far: 57%
[x]Had a sexual thought about someone
[ ]Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
[ ]Cried over a member of the opposite sex
[x]Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months
[x]Sat on your butt all day
[x]Gotten told you have a nice butt
[x]Had a job
[ ]Gotten cut from a sports team
[ ]Been called a whore
[x]Danced like a whore
Percentage so far: 51%
[ ]Been mistaken for a celebrity
[x]Been in a car accident (I was driving the car)
[x]Been told you have beautiful eyes
[ ]Been told you have beautiful hair
[ ]Raped somebody
[x]Danced in the rain
[x]Been rejected
[ ]Walked out of a restaurant without paying (almost had to once though >_>; )
[x]Punched someone/ slapped someone in the face
[ ]Been raped
I'm 46% vigrin.
Damn. I thought i'd be less than that.
I'm 45% innocent.
General | Posted 14 years agoTaken from Scatterpaws
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Innocence. Lowest number you have the more you've done!"
100%
() Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert. (not a real one, a furry music one)
(x) given a handjob.
(x) gotten a handjob.
(x) given a blowjob.
(x) gotten a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed. (verbal)
(x) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (verbal)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
(x) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
() Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(x) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(x) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
() Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
() Went streaking.
() Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
() Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
(x) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
(x) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
() Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party
() Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
(x) Played strip poker/darts.
() Got paid to strip for someone.
() Run away from home.
(x) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
(x) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
(x) Made out.
() Laughed so hard you cried.
() Cried yourself to sleep.
() Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun
()Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
() Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
() Put somebody in the hospital.
() Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
() Dressed punk.
() Dressed goth.
() Dressed preppy.
() Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
(x) Avoided somebody.
() Been stalked.
(x) Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself. (on accident, working on cars)
() Bungee jumped.
() Ding dong ditched somebody.
() Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%
(x) Got caught stealing something
() Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
() Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
() Gone out with your friend's crush.
() Got arrested.
() Been pregnant.
() Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
() Been to another country.
() Started your house on fire.
() Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%
() Donated your hair to cancer patients.
() Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
() Gotten cut from a sports team.
() Been called a whore.
() Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%
(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
() Been told you have beautiful hair.
() Raped somebody.
() Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
() Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
() Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 45%
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Innocence. Lowest number you have the more you've done!"
100%
() Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert. (not a real one, a furry music one)
(x) given a handjob.
(x) gotten a handjob.
(x) given a blowjob.
(x) gotten a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed. (verbal)
(x) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (verbal)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
(x) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
() Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(x) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(x) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
() Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
() Went streaking.
() Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
() Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
(x) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
(x) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
() Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party
() Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
(x) Played strip poker/darts.
() Got paid to strip for someone.
() Run away from home.
(x) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
(x) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
(x) Made out.
() Laughed so hard you cried.
() Cried yourself to sleep.
() Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun
()Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
() Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
() Put somebody in the hospital.
() Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
() Dressed punk.
() Dressed goth.
() Dressed preppy.
() Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
(x) Avoided somebody.
() Been stalked.
(x) Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself. (on accident, working on cars)
() Bungee jumped.
() Ding dong ditched somebody.
() Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%
(x) Got caught stealing something
() Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
() Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
() Gone out with your friend's crush.
() Got arrested.
() Been pregnant.
() Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
() Been to another country.
() Started your house on fire.
() Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%
() Donated your hair to cancer patients.
() Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
() Gotten cut from a sports team.
() Been called a whore.
() Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%
(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
() Been told you have beautiful hair.
() Raped somebody.
() Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
() Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
() Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 45%
Horny Meme.... Stolen from Rheiga.
General | Posted 14 years ago1.)Are you kinky?
Yes
2.)Have you had sex?
Lots
3.)Do you like anal?
Well I am GAY.
4.)Are you bi gay or les?
*points to answer above*
5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Not really, but I can change... (famous last words).
6.)Ever spank someone?
I think I have.
7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
Why you think the net was born?
So grab your dick and double click for Porn, Porn, Porn!
8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)
Yes, numerous times.
9.)How do you think you are in bed?
Don't really know since i'm mostly on the recieving end.
10.)Top or bottom?
Bottom.
11.)Ever done cowgirl?
Yes.
12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
I love Rimming. Giving and recieving.
13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
Sometimes.
14.)Can I spank you?
Maybe.
15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?
Huh?
16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?
F$#K!
17.)Whats a fetish of yours?
Fisting.
18.)Bed or couch?
Bed or if possible a sling.
19.)Dominate or be dominated?
Dominated slightly.
20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
I hope so.
21.)Where would you LOVE to loose your virginity?
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
22.)How many penises have you seen or touched in your life?
It has been a few but i'm sure less than a dozen.
23.)How many boobs have you seen or touched?
Seen a few but never touched. Although I was breast fed as a baby.
24.)How many times do you masturbate weekly?
Around 3-4 times a week more or less.
25.)If you could see anyone you wanted in the nude, who would it be?
A big buff guy with a very good package.
26.)If you could have sex with anyone you wanted, who would it be?
That's a hard one. Some who'd have to have a good length and girth.
27.)On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you?
2 or 3
28.)Would you ever send a naked pic of yourself to someone?
Been there, Done that, Got the t-shirt.
29.)Would you swallow someone's cum?
Yes. I've done it before...Why stop now?
30.)How do you like it?
On the bottom, played with till I can't stand it anymore then I cum hard.
31.)Do you have any crushes on anyone?
Yes. You know who you are.
32:)What's your favorite porn site?
Fchan, e621, SoFurry and FA
33.)How big is your dick?
About 5-5 1/2, I think.
34.)When was the last time you masturbated?
2 days ago with my "Vergil" from Bad Dragon.
35.)What's your favorite part of your body??
My tailhole.
Yes
2.)Have you had sex?
Lots
3.)Do you like anal?
Well I am GAY.
4.)Are you bi gay or les?
*points to answer above*
5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Not really, but I can change... (famous last words).
6.)Ever spank someone?
I think I have.
7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
Why you think the net was born?
So grab your dick and double click for Porn, Porn, Porn!
8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)
Yes, numerous times.
9.)How do you think you are in bed?
Don't really know since i'm mostly on the recieving end.
10.)Top or bottom?
Bottom.
11.)Ever done cowgirl?
Yes.
12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
I love Rimming. Giving and recieving.
13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
Sometimes.
14.)Can I spank you?
Maybe.
15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?
Huh?
16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?
F$#K!
17.)Whats a fetish of yours?
Fisting.
18.)Bed or couch?
Bed or if possible a sling.
19.)Dominate or be dominated?
Dominated slightly.
20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
I hope so.
21.)Where would you LOVE to loose your virginity?
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
22.)How many penises have you seen or touched in your life?
It has been a few but i'm sure less than a dozen.
23.)How many boobs have you seen or touched?
Seen a few but never touched. Although I was breast fed as a baby.
24.)How many times do you masturbate weekly?
Around 3-4 times a week more or less.
25.)If you could see anyone you wanted in the nude, who would it be?
A big buff guy with a very good package.
26.)If you could have sex with anyone you wanted, who would it be?
That's a hard one. Some who'd have to have a good length and girth.
27.)On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you?
2 or 3
28.)Would you ever send a naked pic of yourself to someone?
Been there, Done that, Got the t-shirt.
29.)Would you swallow someone's cum?
Yes. I've done it before...Why stop now?
30.)How do you like it?
On the bottom, played with till I can't stand it anymore then I cum hard.
31.)Do you have any crushes on anyone?
Yes. You know who you are.
32:)What's your favorite porn site?
Fchan, e621, SoFurry and FA
33.)How big is your dick?
About 5-5 1/2, I think.
34.)When was the last time you masturbated?
2 days ago with my "Vergil" from Bad Dragon.
35.)What's your favorite part of your body??
My tailhole.
