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Posted 13 years agoFriend is open up for some commissions! Pretty cheap, too.
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3382077/
You remember this pic, right? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7788819/
Same artist. As you can see, he is clearly worth your money. SO GO THROW IT AT HIM!
You remember this pic, right? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7788819/
Same artist. As you can see, he is clearly worth your money. SO GO THROW IT AT HIM!
You laugh you lose!
Posted 13 years ago:D
"Kink/Fetish" Journal!
Posted 13 years agoAsk me about any fetish, I will tell you about it, I guess xD
PS: This could be a handy guide for commissioning me! :D
PS: This could be a handy guide for commissioning me! :D
"About me" Meme thing :P
Posted 13 years ago1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
Matt! But don't call me that. :C
2. How tall are you?
6'
3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Brown
3. What about eye color?
Blue
4. What orientation are you?
Gay
5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken!
6. What do you do in your spare time?
Reading and VIDJA GAMES!
7. What's your job?
In College x-x
8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I try to be friendly towards all, and am very optimistic.
9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
Sometimes I get into these funk-type deals, hate them. They come and go :o
10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
Shy IRL, Very silly online. :P
11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Athe-Agnostic (mix)
12. Do you drink?
Nope!
13. Do you smoke?
Nope!
14. What are your fears?
Failing out of college is #1, Not being able to find someone is #2.
15. What are your dreams/goals?
Find a good job, live with my BF, and sigh in relief!
16 .Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
A few, yes. :u
17. Who's your best bud?
Oh man, a few people in the fandom I could call my best bud @_@ It's hard to say.
18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Probably some dried mango/apples :D
19. Favorite drink?
ROOT BEER
20. Favorite color?
Blue! (obviously)
21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Flight, probably! ...or goo
22. Favorite movie?
Princess Mononoke
23. Least favorite food?
Anything with MUSHROOMS >:C
24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
SPARE RIBS, MMMM
25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
Don't drive yet :D
26. Most disliked bug?
Spiders ;_;
27. Most hated pet peeves?
Uhhhh people with no sense of tact or just don't listen :D
28. Dislike in life?
Wat?
29. Most annoying?
Parents? :D
30. Most disliked TV show?
Jersey Shores. :P Favorite show is NCIS though.
Matt! But don't call me that. :C
2. How tall are you?
6'
3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Brown
3. What about eye color?
Blue
4. What orientation are you?
Gay
5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken!
6. What do you do in your spare time?
Reading and VIDJA GAMES!
7. What's your job?
In College x-x
8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I try to be friendly towards all, and am very optimistic.
9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
Sometimes I get into these funk-type deals, hate them. They come and go :o
10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
Shy IRL, Very silly online. :P
11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Athe-Agnostic (mix)
12. Do you drink?
Nope!
13. Do you smoke?
Nope!
14. What are your fears?
Failing out of college is #1, Not being able to find someone is #2.
15. What are your dreams/goals?
Find a good job, live with my BF, and sigh in relief!
16 .Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
A few, yes. :u
17. Who's your best bud?
Oh man, a few people in the fandom I could call my best bud @_@ It's hard to say.
18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Probably some dried mango/apples :D
19. Favorite drink?
ROOT BEER
20. Favorite color?
Blue! (obviously)
21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Flight, probably! ...or goo
22. Favorite movie?
Princess Mononoke
23. Least favorite food?
Anything with MUSHROOMS >:C
24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
SPARE RIBS, MMMM
25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
Don't drive yet :D
26. Most disliked bug?
Spiders ;_;
27. Most hated pet peeves?
Uhhhh people with no sense of tact or just don't listen :D
28. Dislike in life?
Wat?
29. Most annoying?
Parents? :D
30. Most disliked TV show?
Jersey Shores. :P Favorite show is NCIS though.
1000 watches :>
Posted 13 years agoYEAHHHHH 1002 watches! Remember, I don't tell people "thanks for the watch", but it's very much appreciated!
More porn in the future, AS ALWAYS! (and story commissions reopening!)
More porn in the future, AS ALWAYS! (and story commissions reopening!)
New backstory for Leuphe
Posted 13 years agoI feel like the old backstory for Leuphe didn't make much sense, so I'm switching it around.
His old story was like... Modern times, and his goo ability was because of "magic". I'm not a fan of that anymore, and I've really been getting into a more futuristic/sci-fi idea, which would probably be a lot more explainable!
So... New story idea would be involving Leuphe, a lab in an abandoned factory, and a futuristic scene. :D I'll have to write it later though, I have commissions to do hnnnng...
His old story was like... Modern times, and his goo ability was because of "magic". I'm not a fan of that anymore, and I've really been getting into a more futuristic/sci-fi idea, which would probably be a lot more explainable!
So... New story idea would be involving Leuphe, a lab in an abandoned factory, and a futuristic scene. :D I'll have to write it later though, I have commissions to do hnnnng...
Apparently I'm a HORRIBLE PERSON...
Posted 13 years ago...For trying to get the current fair market value on a very rare item in TF2.
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/1101612
This guy makes me laugh. Scroll down a bit, I'm Leuphe. LOOK AT HIS RETARDATION, LOOK AT IT! If you could back me up, that'd be cool too ;3
(for more backstory: he's offering 8 keys for a brand new strange sapper, which are currently going for 2-3 TIMES that much. I traded my sapper for a crap unusual, which is a fair deal for us both.)
EDIT: An admin removed the comment chain on tf2outpost, but this guy was pretty arrogant/rude, and trying to scam/lowball people :>
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/1101612
This guy makes me laugh. Scroll down a bit, I'm Leuphe. LOOK AT HIS RETARDATION, LOOK AT IT! If you could back me up, that'd be cool too ;3
(for more backstory: he's offering 8 keys for a brand new strange sapper, which are currently going for 2-3 TIMES that much. I traded my sapper for a crap unusual, which is a fair deal for us both.)
EDIT: An admin removed the comment chain on tf2outpost, but this guy was pretty arrogant/rude, and trying to scam/lowball people :>
*w*
Posted 13 years agoMissed the Borderlands Sale? I have extra copies for sale!
Posted 13 years agoIf you missed the Borderlands sale on steam, don't fret - I have EXTRA COPIES! 3 of them, to be exact :3 Hell, we could even play together~ AND I have copies of Cogs and Flatout for cheaper then normal, too.
Just looking for paypal mostly, and well just... post here if interested? xD I dunno how much each would be... So we'll work out a deal 6w9
Just looking for paypal mostly, and well just... post here if interested? xD I dunno how much each would be... So we'll work out a deal 6w9
How can you be this bad
Posted 13 years agoat writing
http://thecolorless.net/posts/show/17413
no just no
BTW I WILL START USING THESE TERMS, LIKE DICK ANEURISM
http://thecolorless.net/posts/show/17413
no just no
BTW I WILL START USING THESE TERMS, LIKE DICK ANEURISM
A_B is kind of a joke, I'm realizing
Posted 13 years agoIt's all asspats for the people posting the beware. Rarely does the artist have a decent say in things, and HEAVEN FORBID you have ONE off day and joke around a little to get yourself posted! :(((
"your tiny, obscure markings got messed up/your colors are .1% value off/you waited a month for your commission? oh u poor thing, that must be so bad :C"
"the artist said, in a joke, that they wanted you to die??? OMG that's so awful!"
"you want to try and bring in the artist side??? stfu, you have to be polite to customers 1000% of the time and take all of ther tiny complaints!"
This was spurred on by the whole Falvie thing, but it's really honestly made me realize how much BAWWWW furries can produce over a TINY, INCORRECT MARKING and a person JOKING AROUND IN A STREAM CHAT! Holy crap, man.
"your tiny, obscure markings got messed up/your colors are .1% value off/you waited a month for your commission? oh u poor thing, that must be so bad :C"
"the artist said, in a joke, that they wanted you to die??? OMG that's so awful!"
"you want to try and bring in the artist side??? stfu, you have to be polite to customers 1000% of the time and take all of ther tiny complaints!"
This was spurred on by the whole Falvie thing, but it's really honestly made me realize how much BAWWWW furries can produce over a TINY, INCORRECT MARKING and a person JOKING AROUND IN A STREAM CHAT! Holy crap, man.
Tribes: Ascend
Posted 13 years agoGODDAMN this game is fun. It's like Unreal Tournament had a baby with TF2, then fed it CRACK COCAINE into one goddamn awesome game!
Only complaints is that a few weapons are overpowered (light spincycle = 770 damage, heavy spincycle = 960??? Light it clearly OP), and some and woefully underpowered (fully charged sniper shot = 500 damage... when the weakest players have 800+ hp...) but it's fun! Also very hard to get a hold of the controls, sorta xD
I like using the heavy classes most, yet I haven't had a chance to try doombringer! :D
Anyone else play this game?
Only complaints is that a few weapons are overpowered (light spincycle = 770 damage, heavy spincycle = 960??? Light it clearly OP), and some and woefully underpowered (fully charged sniper shot = 500 damage... when the weakest players have 800+ hp...) but it's fun! Also very hard to get a hold of the controls, sorta xD
I like using the heavy classes most, yet I haven't had a chance to try doombringer! :D
Anyone else play this game?
<Advice Needed> Jailbreaking an iPad 2
Posted 13 years agoCurious if anyone knows anyone who has/has done it themselves? I'm thinking about doing it for my dad's iPad because he's frustrated as hell with the current state of the iPad's limitedness.
-What sites did you use?
-Tips/etc?
-Easy/Hard for someone with less then stellar knowledge of the iOS/etc stuff?
-What sites did you use?
-Tips/etc?
-Easy/Hard for someone with less then stellar knowledge of the iOS/etc stuff?
Journal thing: Ask Me/Lamatri ANYTHING!
Posted 13 years agoWe will both respond to any questions you have! :D So you're getting two answers. :3
The questions can be about anything! Go nuts! Silly/sexy/etc!
We'll just respond to stuff when we can, so it might be a liiiittle bit :3
In other news - woo almost to 20k!
The questions can be about anything! Go nuts! Silly/sexy/etc!
We'll just respond to stuff when we can, so it might be a liiiittle bit :3
In other news - woo almost to 20k!
In yur pogeymans, rapin' yur childhood
Posted 13 years agoAaaaand this is my one problem with sofurry
Posted 13 years agoI love this guy, I'm so horny now, I'm going to touch him *gives him a lot of handjobs, a lot of blow jobs and rides his huge cock hard and fast for ohurs as we have a ton of violently rough and hard orgasms that lst for a long time*
HOLY SWEET HELL
WAI U HAVE NO SOCIAL TACT? ;_____;
(Re: new omari picture)
HOLY SWEET HELL
WAI U HAVE NO SOCIAL TACT? ;_____;
(Re: new omari picture)
Story Commissions still OPEN! :3
Posted 13 years agoHow I made Leuphe :3
Posted 13 years agoAS SUGGESTED BY 
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So.... How I made Leuphe. :0 Hmmm.
WELP. First off, I love the color blue. And I always knew I loved birds the most, because feathers and because adorable and birds are actually very, very smart! Adding even more to that was the local pet store as a kid, called "the basic bird", did indeed specialize in birds of all kinds and I LOOOOVED watching them :3c
As one could probably guess, he's based off of a bluejay. But the gold beak/scales of when I first made him didn't match what I liked, so I made those black. I changed from a "bird" to a gryphon, but didn't like lion tails, so I made it thick and short, like an otter's tail! You can see the natural, yet short progression very early in my gallery. :3
Lastly, goo. I had ALWAYS loved goo. Some certain pics on FA of liquidshifters, looking at goo from cartoons, and other more... interesting sources, I decided "Hey... I want Leuphe to be made of goo, too!" and so, I did. :3
NOT ALL THAT INTERESTING BUT HEY. Here you go. x3
!So.... How I made Leuphe. :0 Hmmm.
WELP. First off, I love the color blue. And I always knew I loved birds the most, because feathers and because adorable and birds are actually very, very smart! Adding even more to that was the local pet store as a kid, called "the basic bird", did indeed specialize in birds of all kinds and I LOOOOVED watching them :3c
As one could probably guess, he's based off of a bluejay. But the gold beak/scales of when I first made him didn't match what I liked, so I made those black. I changed from a "bird" to a gryphon, but didn't like lion tails, so I made it thick and short, like an otter's tail! You can see the natural, yet short progression very early in my gallery. :3
Lastly, goo. I had ALWAYS loved goo. Some certain pics on FA of liquidshifters, looking at goo from cartoons, and other more... interesting sources, I decided "Hey... I want Leuphe to be made of goo, too!" and so, I did. :3
NOT ALL THAT INTERESTING BUT HEY. Here you go. x3
Story Commissions: OPEN (New pricing guide inside)
Posted 13 years agoI'm gonna be finishing up the last one on my list hopefully today, but then jump into more slots! I wrote a little bit of stuff on the side I really enjoyed, and I found that my motivation is getting better now. :3
HOWEVER, it also made me realize: For stuff I'm not into, I'm getting barely any pay! And as another of my friend noted, and seeing yet another friend opening story commissions by word (I've been told this is actually better?), I'll give that a shot too.
New prices are as follows:
-Stuff I will ENJOY: Most general plain sex, humor, goo, vore, mind control, some general other stuff: .80 cents per word (aka, 100 words = 80 cents)
-Stuff I'm NEUTRAL to: Most plain kinks, not extreme, character development stories, etc: 1 cent per word (100 words = 1$)
-Stuff I DISLIKE: Extreme kinks (minus vore), stuff I would normally not enjoy at all: 1.30 cents per word (100 words = 1.30$)
Most things will fall into the Neutral category, trust me. I may do case-by-case basis, where I might do like .90 cents per word if it's between or 1.10 cents per word if I'm not super confident in the content. If you'd like to note me with your idea, describing what it would be, I could quote you on the price. c:
SO, for now, I'll be opening 3 slots:
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2.
3.
COMMENT/NOTE to claim one! Don't be afraid to check with me how much your idea will cost, I can probably give you a rough estimate of wordage and price per word.
And thank you for reading! C:
So, from that Bastion stream...
Posted 13 years agoI highly encourage many of you to go pick up Bastion on steam.
Dat music.
DAT MUSIC
DAT MUSIC
Dat music.
DAT MUSIC
DAT MUSIC
Gallery cleanup, methinks
Posted 13 years agoProbably gonna scrap some stuff, maybe remove altogether? I dunno. :0
Mainly just tryin' to clear up my gallery, noting it's a bit stuffed. Probably gonna remove some of the sketches and stuff I dislike, other misc stuff that I don't really want in my gallery anymore (fractals and photos, methinks)
So yeah! :P Starting now.
Mainly just tryin' to clear up my gallery, noting it's a bit stuffed. Probably gonna remove some of the sketches and stuff I dislike, other misc stuff that I don't really want in my gallery anymore (fractals and photos, methinks)
So yeah! :P Starting now.
I vote for this man for president
Posted 13 years agoYes?
YEAH
Posted 13 years agoYEAH
SILLY/FUN IDEA (pokemon meme thing)
Posted 13 years agoGo here:
fatpita.net
Click 5 times to get a random picture
Copy the link, and post it here
I will use the number generated by your image to determine WHAT POKEMON YOU ARE
fatpita.net
Click 5 times to get a random picture
Copy the link, and post it here
I will use the number generated by your image to determine WHAT POKEMON YOU ARE
