I've officially purchased 2 Christmas gifts.
And they're only for two of my closest friends.

....

I don't have anything for my family.








Shiiiiiitt

I honestly just don't understand life.

What. the. fuck.

I've been thinking for years that I'm basically the most annoying person on the earth and it turns out that people enjoy my presence. Well, not everybody. I logged on to yahoo instant messenger and decided to talk to somebody because I'm antisocial and awkward and shit and they logged off as soon as we exchanged "hi". lololol whoops. Sorry gurl. ;n;

Anyway, I went to the mall with today and I went to radio shack to see if they had shit to fix my broken USB port (so I could finally use my tablet) and some dude with no teeth came up to me and started talking. This is how it went:

dude: aye gurl
walf: hello
dude: how you doin
walf: I'm good, you?
dude: I'm good. watchu doin at the mall

This is the point where extorpid walked away and left me to stand in a pile of my own awkwardness because apparently I don't realize when people want to get in my pants.

walf: picking up something for my broken computer.
dude: wanna go some place after? my place? yo place?
walf: er, no. I've got homework to do.
dude: ._. gurl how old are you?
walf: 17.
dude: oh shit. gurl you had me fooled. I thought you was 22.

:I

So fucking awkward.
I didn't realize what was even happening until he got a weird face and asked my age.
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WHY CAN'T I JUST REALIZE THESE THINGS.
I DIDN'T EVEN FIND WHAT I NEEDED AT RADIO SHACK.

Goddammit.
why can't I understand life.

I've been lying in bed for three hours. I'm exhausted and I just cannot sleep.

It's making me all fidgety and frustrated and bringing back those lonely feelings I get sometimes and all that.

I don't even know why I'm writing this.

Fuck it I just really want to cry- I'm so tired. So deal with my complaining.

Now that I've got your attention, go to 's page. She needs gas money to get to school tomorrow so there's a couple of slots open for some sketches.

She's basically my lover and if she doesn't have the cash to get to school, then I won't be able to see her and she'll prolly be in trouble for being absent so damn much. >:I

So help me by helping her. :D

lovelovelove

Goddamnit I really fucking love that song. Scratch that. I just love Dude Ranch.

Also I promise I still remember my commissioners. I'm just really fucking lazy. I'll get to you eventually, I promise (this applies to you razputine and extorpid).

MY KIND OF BOY meme
stolen from extorpid

1) Do you need him / her to be good looking ?

;u; My soul would be really happy if they were attractive, but my type of attractive rarely exists, so I'll settle with somebody that has average appeal.

2 ) Smart ?

Well they can't be stupid. God damn. If I can't hold an intelligent conversation with you, get out.

3 ) Preferred age ?

I prefer older, but I'm lenient. They can't be more than like a year younger than me.

4 ) Preferred height ?

I like my height or taller. But again, I'm lenient.

5 ) How about sense of humor ?

Not necessary, since I really don't have one. But it would be amazing if they had the same stupid sense of humor that I do. I laugh at the weirdest shit.

6 ) How about piercings ?

Just not on the man junk, if yaknowhatimsayin.

7 ) Accepts you for who you are ?

Well duh. Good lord.

8 ) Green hair ?

Why not?

9 ) Mushy or no ?

;u; It would be really nice.

10 ) Black , Brown , or White (skin color) ?

Like extorpid, brown or white. I'm not really attractive to super dark guys.

11 ) Long hair or short hair ?

I don't like a shaved head nor do I like anything past the shoulders I guess.

12 ) Plastic or metal ?

What even does that mean. I'm not into weird robot fetishes.

13 ) Smells good?

YES. I really hate stanky greasy people. And I really love the smell of cologne.

14 ) Smoker?

I don't mind. Just as long as they don't chain smoke and die or some shit. ;u; I like the smell of cigarette smoke, notgonnalie.

15 ) Drinker ?

Don't care. Just don't be an alcoholic that's going to die from a failing liver.

16 ) Girl / Boy - next - door type ?

I don't even know what that means omg.

17 ) Muscular ?

I don't care. I prefer slim builds. The last person I dated was actually a little squishy. I just don't like super muscles or super fatness.

18 ) Plays piano?

Don't really care.

19 ) Plays bass and / or acoustic guitar ?

Nope, don't care. Although bass and guitar are really charming skills.

20 ) Plays violin ?

Don't care. Not into violin.

21 ) Sings very good ?

Awww that would be really sweet.

22 ) Vain ?

Nah. Just proud of his appearance, I suppose.

23 ) With glasses ?

Doesn't matter.

24 ) With braces ?

Don't mind.

25 ) Shy type ?

I'd rather not.

26 ) Rebel or good boy /girl?

Guh I really like rebellious guys. But either is okay I guess. ;w;

27 ) Active or passive ?

I don't know what that means either whoops.

28 ) Singer or dancer ?

Don't care.

29 ) Stunner ?

lolwat

30 ) Hiphop ?

If they like hiphop, that's okay too.

31 ) Earrings ?

I'm not a big fan but I know plenty of people who pull it off well.

32 ) Mr. / Ms. love letter ?

I would melt if I got love letters. Like I would literally be theirs forever.

33 ) Playful ?

I guess, idk. Just don't be annoying about it.

34 ) Flirt ?

Only with me.

35 ) Serious ?

When they have to be.

36 ) Painter ?

It would be nice to paint together ;w; but I really don't care otherwise.

37 ) Religious ?

Sure. But don't expect me to hold a conversation about your religion with me.

36 ) Someone who likes to tease ?

I don't know. I kind of like things straight forward.

37 ) Computer games geek ? Or internet freak ?

As long as it isn't their entire life.

38 ) Loyal or faithful ?

Well DUH.

39 ) Good kisser ?

I've never been kissed, but I'm assuming that a good kisser is way better than a bad one.

40 ) Loves children

If they're serious about staying with me, having a kid later on would be a nice option I guess.


Feel free to take and change gender accordingly.

Rah rah grrrl power and so forth.

Anyway, just wondering who else is a feminist on this website. Chances are, if you are one, then I want to rub our hairy legs together (actually no because I actually shave my legs because I like it), etc etc.

Just thought it would be totally sewper kewl to network with some people. And also complain about society and recommend zines, etc etc.

And no I'm not a "man hater" I just don't like it when to "hit like a girl" is degrading and blah blah blah.

So hmu. I want frands witchu.

If you're not a feminist, that's okay too. As long as you like punk rock (no I don't like bikini kill).

Apparently, the candy that I absolutely loved were actually candy cigarettes.

Today, I was really craving those sugary sticks of goodness so I made extorpid go to the candy store with me so that I could buy some. Naturally, I ripped open the pack and munched away. But she got really confused and told me that I wasn't supposed to chew them, I was supposed to suck on them and hold them in my mouth like a cigarette. Which is stupid because how else are you gonna get instant gratification from eating sticks of sugar?

Long story short, now she won't let me buy them and now I am sad forever because the only time I can get them is when I'm with her (she lives next to a place that sells them).

So somebody should buy them for me. Then I would love you forever.

HOBO

Since everybody and their mother has one...
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COMMISSION STATUS
- sketching out ideas/ drawing not yet started
- ^same as above

TRADE STATUS*
nothing started yet, dude

*lol if I don't watch you, then I probably won't trade with you. sorry bro.

So as you probable know now, I'm saving up to move out and buy a car and go to college, etc, etc, etc.
-> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2935406/

Anyway, I'm now offering $10 colored sketches! ;u;

Basically, you give me your ref and I do what I want with it. You can give me a list of things that you DON'T want on the picture, but you can't tell me exactly what you want (pose, background, etc.) It's up to me so that it's like a fun little surprise. ;u;

Otherwise, colored sketches with specific instructions are $15 and +$7 for another character.

Hit me up in my notes- my future will thank you!



<3 <3 <3

I am participating in a horrible disservice to humanity. and I are sitting in a theatre... Waiting to watch Breaking Dawn. ;n;

I successfully managed to not hug every single one of the people here (except for aunt Alma because she makes good food and I love her). Anti social tendencies ftw.

Okay not really.

I don't actually have a penis.

But I really need some advice on moving out for the first time.

It's a little less then a year until I turn 18, but I'd like to start planning ahead of time. Don't yell at me because I'll still be in high school when I'm of legal age- just trust me when I say that I need to move the fuck out.

Anyway, so what do I need to get prepared before I start moving? How much money should I have before everything starts to take place? What's the total average cost of your monthly bills? Besides ramen, any good food tips/ideas?

Basically, any tips/ideas you've got, I'm willing to take.

I should probably buy a car before I consider moving out, but I'm just trying to get a general idea so that I can start early!

Also~~ I'm going to open up for some traditional commissions (For an idea of what my traditional work looks like, it's every piece in my gallery but the first two submissions) to start saving up for this big move. If you'd like some more info, my notes are always open!


thankyouthankyouthankyou

like hate me so much that you would by me shit

http://society6.com/StephanieEscalo.....east-XWU_Print


Wanna buy me prints from my favorite artist? hmu.
Or I can just draw shit for you if you buy that for me.
Because you hate me so much and whatnot

WHAT THE FUCK I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING
ugh
sdfgsadsg

They said, "no, you're not getting that for Christmas."

-Oh come on! A little deer mount wont hurt them! >:U

Pffffttt.
Everybody seems to be doing an Iron Artist thang.
I kind of want to do it. P:

But I need your help because I'm not quite clear on how exactly I could go about doing it. o-o

So like, I was thinking several sets of 5 slots. All pictures would be $5, no questions asked. All would be traditional (scanned/photographed and uploaded)~ no fetish/porn pics either. I receive your reference and I draw whatever the hell I want to with it because I'm really awful with tight boundaries. Sketched and outlined. And it wouldn't be a stupid drawing like some weird anime chibi. It would something done in my own style.

Eh, eh?

Whatchu think?

lol i don't even know i'm just broke and i really want to recklessly spend money on etsy

FFFFfffffffffffffffffff

Not too long ago, both of my USB ports on my computer were broken. Unfortunately, my tablet hooks up through a USB port. >.> That means that I can't use my tablet. Or my scanner, which is connected through USB as well. Not that it matters or anything, because my tablet is somewhere else 4 hours away from me.

I was fortunate to be at  extorpid 's house this weekend and she let me draw with her tablet. But, I might be able to get my tablet back by Thanksgiving. And if I'm lucky, I'll have enough money to get a cheap ass adapter for my SD slot by that time. In other words, it might be a while before you see any drawings again. ;n;

Love always,
walf

It's always so awkward to create a first journal.

derp.

Thank you for the welcomes and favorites and watches and stuff okay.