On 28 August 2012 they are declared extinct.

I love nature. I love watching lightnings from far away. I hate it when my things got ruined by them.

Goodbye laptop, modem/router and splitter. You have served me well.

Hmm yes, why not? Rules copied from

1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.

2. Tell you the first word that comes to mind when I think of you.

3. Tell you my first memory of you.

4. Link you to a picture.

5. Ask you SOME QUESTION.

6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.

7. Give you a weird nickname.

8. Doodle something for you...


[Disclaimer: The doodle part is not guaranteed.]

Happy Holidays to everyone.

Now, going to try to get out of laziness' grip. Need to finish something.

Yeah, as the title says. Go check  hurricane128 out.

 NinjaV Is taking commissions now. So if any of you are looking for one go and take a look.

Commission info here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6463803/

Seen a few others do it. So yeah, why not? Taken here.

Reserved

You are somewhat shy, or at least unwilling to spend all your time socializing. With you it's true that "still waters run deep," which is why many of your acquaintances never get to know you well.

You are not always ready to talk at the drop of a hat. Whether you're in the office or at a party, you're not likely to be found gabbing away in the middle of a group of people.

Solitary

You are a private person, not very comfortable in a big group, and view excessive socializing as a waste of time.

You not prefer hanging out with others to spending time alone; you do not tend to feel at home in a crowded room, club, stadium, or auditorium.

Discreet

You tend to hold onto your thoughts until you have something important to say, and even then you're not comfortable imposing your ideas on others unless you know they're truly interested.

You don't enjoy talking for the sake of talking, and you have no desire to be the center of attention.

Introspective

You like your own company; you're a very interesting person. Tracking your own mental processes, knowing what you're thinking and why you do what you do, is important to you. Often, what's going on in your mind is more compelling than what's going on outside. For the most part, those with a high score on the "introspective" trait enjoy reading, taking long walks, learning new things, and other solitary activities.

You are not someone who is constantly looking to be among a group of friends; you never feel bored when you are by yourself.

Self-Contained

You like to stick to your own business and leave the power struggles to others; you know who you are and what you believe in, but you don't see any reason to impose your values on everyone else.

You generally don't get involved in organizing or motivating people, and you don't feel the need to always be seen as a big public decision-maker.

Prudent

You look before you leap, think before you act, consider what you're about to say before you open your mouth to speak; that's why you rarely have to eat your words.

You usually don't get excited easily or blurt out the first thing that comes to mind without considering the consequences.

Unflappable

You are not a slave to your emotions. It takes a lot to upset or unnerve you. That's why you're a good person to have around in a crisis.

You don't let it all hang out, which means that those around you often don't know the pressures you're under or what you're going through. You're not the kind of person people run from in a crisis.

Aesthetic

You appreciate art, beauty, and design; you know that they are not superficial but absolutely crucial to living the good life. You have good taste, and you're proud of it. Those with a high score on the "aesthetic" trait are often employed in literary or artistic professions, enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about the arts, reading, and travel.

You don't think it's pretentious to be moved by art and beauty. You're not one of those who believe it doesn't matter what something looks like as long as it does its job.

Original

You are constantly coming up with new ideas. For you, the world as it exists is just a jumping-off place; what's going on inside your mind is often more interesting than what's going on outside.

You don't feel that the road to success is to be a realist and stick to the program; you never stop yourself from coming up with new ideas or telling the world what you're thinking about.

Laid Back

You prefer to do your own thing, in your own way, rather than attempt to force your will, or your ego, on a group. You're happy working on your own, taking your sweet time, and focusing on the job at hand.

You're not pushy. You're not interested in imposing your will on others, taking charge of every situation, being the first to raise your hand in class, or insisting on being the winner of every argument.


Heh, all this says that I'm a boring person.

*Pouts*

Yeah, haha. Happy apocalypse day. :y

Vaguely tagged by a few people and explicitly tagged by

The Rules:
- You must post these rules.
- Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
- You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
- Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them!

01. Clueless most of the time. I don't even know what furry is until someone explain it to me last year. I've been faving and saving furry stuff for years but didn't know about furries...
02. Loves to eat fish.
03. Is a short person.
04. Can't live in a city for too long. Well, it depends on the surrounding environment.
05. Procrastination always hamper me down.
06. I wish that I'm hardworking, like my dad.
07. Hairline is receding. I hate that gene.
08. Intoxicating substances scares me.
09. Abhors the development in my town a bit...
10. Hates cold weather.

Boring stuffs haha.

The chain of tagging stops here. Too much effort.

Internet...

WOOH FINALLY!



Also uh... the weather is messed up. Heavy rains in April is strange to me. So many troubles because of it.





That is all... Sorry


EDIT: After spending hours in front of my laptop, I just realised that I've locked myself out of my room. Sigh :[

So much for sleep... lol

Go here: http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/

Do what it says. Go to front page...




Back to sleep now I guess.

1. Do you sleep naked?
Most of the time, when I'm all alone in my room. <.<

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
No

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
I don't mind sleeping with others. I prefer sleeping alone though, so I can sleep nekid. :Y

4. Do you enjoy drama?
They're good if you're not the on in it.

5. Are you a manly man?
Nope, don't think so.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My brother.

7. Small or large package?
It doesn't matter.

8. Are you short?
Yes. 5'3" :[

9. Do you like somebody?
Perhaps.

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
Nope.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes.

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I don't think so.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
We don't celebrate it.

14. Are you double jointed?
No.

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On a rock, some tree brances... that's all I can remember.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
There probably is...

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
It is considered as really rude by our people, mostly the elders.

19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
None

[ ] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[X] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[ ] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[X] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[x] Girls are confusing.
[X] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.


Come on fellas, be truthful!

1. What color is your underwear?
Right now? Uh... None <_<

My undies are mostly black and grey.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
No preference over hair colour.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
No.

4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Good cook, not bossy and jealous all the time.

5. Do you have a best friend?
No...

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Many times.

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Waste of money.

8. Do you like your life?
Some parts. Hate most of it.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
No

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
I always jump with my clothes on.

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
More guys

14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yes

15. What are your biggest fears?
War... I'll have to fight :[

That's one of them

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
It is true most of the time. Got to give people a chance to prove themselves though.

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes, then it turned bad. Really heart-crushing...

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
I want wealth and power, not fame.

21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes

THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:


Cowgirl or Gangster?
Cowgirl

Preppy or Punk?
Preppy...

Face or Body?
Face

Good cook or take you out a lot?
Good cook.

Sweet or sexy?
Sweet

Armani or Abercrombie?
Abercrombie

Contacts or glasses?
Glasses



EDIT: Oh yeah about those requests. I'm still working on them. Starting at 0 again... Sorry for the long wait.

If I were a mythical Creature...What would I be?


~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~

Centaur:

[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe. [I love gazing at the sky, if that counts]
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope. [I find it amusing]
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be. [Depends, really]
[x] You are spiritual. [lol]
[ ] The horse is your favourite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial. [Do not touch my be and my pot of coins]

Total: 5
Elf:

[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[ ] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[x]Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[ ] You are a very hard worker.
[x] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.

Total: 3

Fairy

[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short. [Not young :( ]
[ ] Dancing is one of your favourite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.

Total: 4

Dwarf:

[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[x] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolated person
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewellery.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.

Total: 5

Harpy/Siren:

[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.

Total: 1

Mermaid:

[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[x] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you. [Some fish, yes]
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for travelling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming. [I can't swim...]
[x] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewellery or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that. [Pollution taints the fish I eat]
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.

Total: 4

Vampire:

[x] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet. [A flying fox to be exact. I think it counts]
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[ ] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you.

Total: 5

Werewolf:

[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you. [One of them]
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[x] You prefer gold over silver items. [More value...]
[ ] You lack self control.
[ ] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] If You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.

Total: 5

Wizard/Witch:

[ ] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analysing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious. [lol again]
[ ] Cooking is one of your favourite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.

Total: 5

Zombie:

[ ] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. [I'd rather eat dirt]
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[ ] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.

Total: 2

Satyr/Faun:

[ ] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[ ] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature but more for the animals then than the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot. [Only in the company of people I'm comfortable with though]
[ ] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.

Total: 3

Well jeez... what am I then?

. . .

Dwarf centaur werewolf wizard? :|

Copied form Monochome Kanon and Gibby

A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone

S = Damn sexy
O = Different
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
D = Very very easy for people to like you

That's my first name... As for middle and father's name. I'll give the letters, in no particular order.
Edit: Some of the letter are used more than once. :\

A = French Kisser
E = Crazy as hell
I = Everyone's best friend
F = Loves it hard
J = Hot
M = Very good kisser
R = Beautiful/handsome

Nabbed from

Stereotypes I fit under are bolded, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how stupid stereotypes are!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. [Oh, I wish!]

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. [I have a pseudo-Arabic name... does that make me a pseudo terrorist?]

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. [Pretty neutral about this. Also, everyone goes to hell, even the virtuous]

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. [A bit... maybe, I dunno]

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. [Eh...]

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy [ :| ]

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. [I used to... Ahh, the past]

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER / ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. [Everyone is a homosexual then...]

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO [No gays to hang out with.. :( ]

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. [The truth, it hurts]

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. [Sometimes, I wish that I fit this stereotype]

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. [Ugh... Damn you]

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. [I think I'm old enough to not fit in this one]

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. [Not really sure... Just in case]

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. [ . . . ]

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. [Again, pretty neutral about this]

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. [No...]

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. [I have preferences towards frankfurters, no problem there]

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. [I put them on papers and burn it...]

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. [Been called a demon infidel]

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

My friends say I look like a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. [No, no more labels]

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. [I don't know about this, dad calls me old soul]

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. [ .__. ]

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

I hang out with BOYS, so I MUST be a tomboy

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be head over heels in love with someone.

I ROW FOR MY SCHOOL, so I MUST be some weird homosexual who wears spandex

I hang out with the WEIRD people, so I MUST be weird.

I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. [If I can eat the stuff in it]
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football... not soccer.
Total: 5

Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned. [A bit, yes]
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ]You have an Australian something
Total: 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ]You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x]You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ]You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ]You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ]Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing
Total: 1

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You shoot a gun sideways
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. [IDEK]
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You watch the show, "Boondocks"
Total: 2

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. [How unfortunate :( ]
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia. [I live in Asia]
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. [Wtf?]
[x] Most people think you're chinese. [Well, some. Mostly think that I'm a mixed blood]
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons. [Taufan actually]
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4

German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good. [I prefer Swiss]
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Preschool.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 4

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is. [I will try that one day...]
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 3

American
[ ] You hate foreigners. [Only if they come to our country illegally]
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured. [What does this suppose to mean?]
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3

British: 5
Australian: 4
Italian: 3
Spanish: 1
Russian: 3
Irish: 1
African American: 2
Asian: 4
German: 4
Canadian: 3
American: 3

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