i'm workin on a ref sheet for fursona shit and yo why the fuck is it so hard for me to pick fursona colors LMAOOOO SHIT i'm on like 3 different color palette sites like, UHHHH UHHH IDK I LIKE THEM ALL, I LIKE EVERY COLOR, CAN'T I JUST BE PART CHAMELEON AND CHANGE COLORS

1. Draw more things
2. Actually scan those things (I have a pile of sketches I haven't uploaded because I didn't have a scanner BUT NOW I DO)
3. Figure out the secret to this "relaxing" thing
4. BUY MORE ART
5. Finish a dang cosplay

Ok so like. I want to put Photoshop on my tablet, right? But I need a USB disc drive that I can attach to it in order to install my copy of Photoshop that I bought back in the stone age when digital downloads weren't a thing. Average price is like $30 so who wants a $30 commission so that I can stop drawing in goddamn MS Paint?

For $30 I'll draw you a black and white dirty MS Paint sketch of whatever you want (BECAUSE MY SKETCHBOOK IS FULL AND I DON'T HAVE A SCANNER) and then when I get Photoshop working I'll draw you another thing and colour it, or redraw the MS Paint thing and colour it, whatever

I've really been wanting to make WG sequences and possibly do a WG drive but I ain't doing that shit in MS Paint I can tell you that much

That feel when you've been really into vore lately and you're just like *seductively drenches self in BBQ sauce*

Yesterday I was wondering what my fursona would look like if I combined my seahorse and my pig and I drew a shitty sketch and realized it's basically a lumpy aardvark.

That feel when you have new art to upload but you don't have a scanner so lmao

If anyone is interested in legitimate RP with long posts, intricate plots and detailed settings, hit me up. Both of my RP partners cut out on me and I'm jonesing hardcore.

Note: I've never done a SERIOUS fetishy type RP but I'm also interested in that.

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Andes chocolate-mints are so good holy shit. In every other instance I hate mints but give me an Andes mint and AAAAWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ASK ME QUESTIONS OR I MIGHT DO ONE OF THOSE 510941923-MILE-LONG SURVEY THINGS

Ssssooo I thought it'd be fine if I removed this from my profile but APPARENTLY NOT. I don't like RPing with random people I barely know. If you want to add me to Skype because you think I'll RP with you and get your rocks off, kindly fuck off kthanks. I also really hate it when people assume what I like and don't like, or really make any assumptions at all, so don't do it. I've never met someone who had assumptions that ended up being correct, so literally everyone who's made assumptions about me ended up pissing me off and getting verbally back-handed.

IN SHORT: DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE???? DON'T ATTEMPT TO USE ME LIKE YOUR OWN PERSONAL TEXT-BASED SEX TOY OR I WILL HATE YOU

If you're actually interested in getting to know me, asking questions is a good place to start. I'm super self-centered and will talk about myself for ages, so it's a great way to break the ice. :I

EDIT: ALSO? KEEP IN MIND THAT I TAKE EVERYTHING LITERALLY. If your way of "joking" involves sounding like an asshole, I won't think you're joking, I'll think you're an asshole. I'm also really fucking blunt so I will call out your shit without hesitation and no one will be a happy camper

Every time someone expresses interest in getting a commission from me, I think about this and it makes me nervous, so I figured I should probably post it for everyone to see. Basically, my concern is that people are going to get art from me and then be really upset by what they get because of how I draw. That might sound weird until I point out the obvious: I try to make my furries as close to their animal counterparts as possible.

I haven't finished the ref things of my fursona yet, but he's got a prominent hunchback going on, six moobs, and if he was thin, you wouldn't see the place where his belly-button is. I try to make him look as much like a boar as possible, and I might even change up his design later to push him even closer towards the look of a feral boar.

So basically? If you want your bird/reptile/fish/porpoise to have boobs and/or a belly-button, you should probably find another artist, because I'm not about drawing my furries like they're humans with animal heads. Fuck knows there are plenty of artists that will do that, so it shouldn't be all that difficult to find someone who will draw your thing. On the other hand, if no one can draw your crocodile as a croc instead of an alligator and you want something a bit different, I think I might be your guy~

Also.. I don't.. draw spherical-fat.. That should be horribly obvious by looking at my art and how many rolls I cram onto the subjects of my drawings, but I wanna say it anyway: I don't draw unrealistic fat, so please don't expect it

I updated it. Gimme money and I'll make you fat (at least in drawing form)

Once upon a time there was a shitty seahorse that was in a really shitty time in his life. Lots of bad shit was goin' on and yadda yadda yadda ONE DAY HE CUT OUT ALL THE TOXIC PEOPLE FROM HIS LIFE AND IMPROVED UPON HIMSELF AND WRAPPED HIMSELF IN A LUXURIOUS BLANKET-COCOON AND BINGED ON SNACKS AND NETFLIX FOR A FEW MONTHS. WHEN HE REEMERGED, HE HAD TRANSFORMED INTO A BEAUTIFUL.. ..er.. BOAR. LIKE A BOARTERFLY.

THE END

Man I forgot how great feedback on here is. After I colour the sketches I drew yesterday and today, I'll be showing the world my new 'sona. Thanks for all the comments and favs, everyone~

had a dream last night that i was my fursona and i got sneesnaw-mpreg and had like thirty sneesnaw babies and my parents were like "i respect your life decisions but i don't understand" because they weren't sneesnaws so they could never understand what it is to be the sneesnaw

I've picked up writing again, recently. If I wrote a fatty smutty thing, would anyone be interested in reading it? I haven't written anything in several years, so I'm a little self-conscious about it, even though it doesn't.. really matter. I could upload a stick figure drawing of two dicks slapping each other and it'd be fine so I'm not really sure why I'm concerned about this

Anyway yeah I'd like a little encouragement

Haven't been drawing too much lately but I do have a few sketches I might upload later. We'll see how that goes. In other news I've got a new character and I will definitely be drawing him later because the world needs more fat birdies.

Also, any writers out there looking for a roleplay partner, I'm your seahorse. Keep in mind that this does NOT mean I roleplay fetishes so if that's your aim get the fuck out.

Not feeling up to individually thanking the new watchers, at the moment, so thanks everyone. I'll have more sketches up soon, maybe

Oh no I'm a real person with real problems and real feelings whoooaaaa what a shocker.

SORRY IF YOU GAVE ME A SHOUT OR SOMETHING AND THEN I PUT A REALLY BLAND, GENERIC "Thanks for the watch" ON YOUR PAGE! I GO THROUGH MY MESSAGE-THINGS IN ORDER SO I DON'T GET TO THOSE UNTIL AFTER I'VE GIVEN ALL MY NEW WATCHERS SHOUTSSSSSS SORRY I'M A BIG DUMB BUT I DO READ EVERYTHING I GET

Unintentionally disappeared from here for a bit and now I'm leaving for a work thing for a week. Oops.

I'll be back on Sunday and hopefully I'll actually scan and post things, then. I might be online a bit during the week, but I've been neglecting Skype, soooo. Yeah. No promises.

Things have been kind of shitty for me, lately, and I'm still working through it. In a nutshell, it's a breakup followed by feeling like a massive tool because 90% of the time, people don't talk to me unless I'm "useful" in some way. That's STARTING to change, but at this point, it's going to take a while for my friends to bust through my shell and get me to fully trust them.

..But I won't have access to my scanner again until the 1st. So whoops

Not feeling so bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, today. Probably won't reply to comments and such, today, definitely won't be on Skype. I've made a lot of new friends and I don't plan on losing any of them to my shitty moodswings