I could have skyrim.

No extra spending money in my trove and my husband doesn't want it yet.

I don't care if I get the Xbox or Steam version, I just wannnnnnnnnnnt to play it.
*grumps*

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hpho.....65022284_n.jpg

this looks far too silly not to post.
i am not lady gaga.

lizzie borden took an axe, and gave her father thirty whacks
then gave her mother thirty-one, and left a tragic puzzle
if only they had given her an instrument, those puritans
had lost the plot completely
see what happens when you muzzle
a person’s creativity
and do not let them sing and scream
and nowadays it’s worse ‘cause kids have automatic handguns
it takes about an hour to learn how to play the ukulele
about same to teach someone to build a standard pipe bomb
YOU DO THE MATH

This song totally makes me want to get/learn to play the ukulele.
so bad.

http://music.amandapalmer.net/track/ukulele-anthem

I put one of these up every year. I never actually get anything, but it's just nice to be able to get my thoughts on paper. Or in this case, journal! If you -do- want to get me something, just send me a note and ask for my address. I'm not going to say no to gifts.

-First and foremost- Artwork. I love getting gift art. I adore it, it always alleviates my mood. Whiskey and Sabin are my fav characters.

- Dark World: Into the Shadows With the Lead Investigator of the Ghost Adventures Crew by Zak Bagans (I think that you can gift Kindle books? Maybe?)

- http://www.purlsoho.com/purl/produc.....d-Wool-Bundles in order to make an awesome quilt. I love most of the color schemes (really love the green and blue and brown ones) except the pink and red. I know they're pretty expensive, but they'd look SO AWESOME. My craft brain is orgasmic.

-http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e91f/ Okami. Do I need to explain?

-http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/c534/ Facehugger.

-http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/c.....s/e79c/?srp=13 River Song's Sonic Screwdriver.

-http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e71c/ Turret

-http://forbiddenplanet.com/73255-do.....net-exclusive/ It's the coolest. XL

- http://www.spoonflower.com/fabric/310573 I need like 3 or 4 yds? I'm not sure. Making PAJAMAS.

-http://www.shanalogic.com/geek-chic.....kitty-tee.html XL

-http://www.levelupstudios.com/samus-nouveau XL

Eh, that's basically everything. Not too much. :P <3

Sunday night, 4amish.

You can see my back at one point. My husband is the guy at the top of the stairs.
That's my lovely friend Ashlee. I love her so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLiC.....ature=youtu.be

Um so...

I think I got maybe 12 hours of sleep between Fri-Sat-Sun.
It was fun.
You ever get to that point where you're so dehydrated because all you've been consuming is alcohol that you can't make spit or snot or anything?

Got home last night and couldn't feel my face. Passed the fuck out. Now I'm up but its not a quality bit of awakeness. I think I'm probably going back to bed. Though, I might try to eat?

I'm not sure.
I feel shitty.
BLRURURURUR.
WORTH IT.

I'm gonna say bye now, because I don't know how much time I'll have in the morning.

Going to Pitosi.
Be back late Monday.

For drawing... I want some...

Like, you know, shading techniques and such, only more dynamic. I want more mood, less kindof flat.

Deviantart keeps giving me breasts. So...
HALP

I'm sick again.
Welcome to my life.
Also, leaving for this Wrockstock thing on Friday, be gone till late Monday. If you want to go, registration is a dollar until Thursday (what? you crazy).

I've been told I need to wear the Uma costume next weekend.. in the woods.
For those of you who mentioned syringes, well the ones at the Halloween store are all gay and full of fake blood colors.

Anyway-
Whiskey + Pepsi Maxx
Apple Jolly Rancher Vodka + sprite
Cotton Candy Vodka + sprite
Whiskey + Coke
Mulled Wine
A Carbomb (Jameson, Irish Creme, Guinness)
3 Shots Jameson
Newton's Folly

Is officially too much alcohol for me, you guys.
I cant hug every cat and I cant drink all the things.

I am still sickish. BLEEEEEEEEEGh.

I am apparently going to a costume party tonight.

Last minute, so I'ma be Uma from Pulp Fiction.
Complete with bloody nose. :3

Got tagged by  iceblueeyes

1) In your opinion, what makes a good horror movie really good/scary, overall?
Wait? I'm supposed to be watching a horror movie for quality and feelings? Sorry, since I grew up and learned that Santa isn't real, movies don't scare me anymore, ever. The initial ride is sometimes adrenaline rushed but that depends on how intense the ambiance is. Good is not really factored into this equation.

On that note, everyone go watch Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil. It is amazing. Comedy based on the creepy hillbilly, cabin in the woods trope. It has Alan Tudyk in it. I love it so much. Is it bad that the best 'horror' film I've seen recently is also a comedy?

2) What's your favorite holiday of the year, and why? (If you don't have a favorite holiday, list your favorite day of the year instead)
Christmas. I get home made ravioli (shut up, we're Italian), get to watch Die Hard and get presents!

3) If you could live in a certain era of time for a year, where and when would you choose to go to?
Scottish Highlands. 1800's. I've read too many bodice rippers.

4) If you encountered an extraterrestrial species, what would you do or say to them first?
Why am I not running in terror? Have we learned -nothing- from movies.

5) What would you do if you found out your best friend was turned into a zombie, and was coming over to your house right now?
Did the zombie text me? How do I find this out? How would she get from California to here? I don't think the allow zombies on planes. Even if they did, I don't think they'd allow her in a taxi and I'm not picking her up at the airport. Wait... I'd smash her head in. That's the right answer, right?

6) What's your favorite type/species of anthropomorphic furry? (for instance, mine is skunkies, while someone else could like scalies)
The ones with the tails.

7) If you could have ONE superpower, what would it be?
I want to be rich! Like Batman or Iron Man! That is the best super power!
If I'm being too much of a smartass, I want Kitty Prydes power so I can be a creeper.

8) What's your favorite body part on someone else?
Lips. This is funny, cause I don't like kissing.

9) What's your favorite body part on yourself?
Eyes.

10) If you only had 24 hours left to live, how would you spend your time?
I dunno. Eating and drinking all the things.

11) On a scale of 1-10, how badly do you wanna kick my butt for tagging you for this meme?
Why would you ask that if you already know the answer? D:

Not tagging anyone. Stopping the meme dead in its tracks.

http://whiskeyporn.tumblr.com/ NSFW ALL PORN (not so much of it, yet)

Since, FA is down and such.

ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS! MAKE SOME SUGGESTIONS IN MY ASK! SOMETHING! :3

I have to go to Rockford today for things. My cousin is going into the air force, so they're having a party for him.

Family things, bleh. Not looking forward to it.

I've been looking into going to mortuary school. It's going to be pretty interesting. There are classes involving reconstructing people's faces and embalming and just amazingly awesome stuff!
The only thing I'm not looking forward to is that I'll have to get all my shots + extra shots in order to even take the classes necessary (hands on labs!).

Switching gears- I've been watching some random tv shows and I HAVE OPINIONS.

New Girl- Quite possibly one of my new favorite things. I know that Zooey is always the awkward hipster girl, but she plays it quite well, and her character on that show is one that I just want to be best friends with. Just upset that a new episode won't air till November 1st. D:

Supernatural- It took me a while to even get interested in this show. I finally finished season 1 after sitting on it for a good chunk of time. Then they got hit by a semi and ugh... I had to wait for my torrent of season 2 for so long.

Queer as Folk- The USA version. It is very gay. That is really the only thoughts I have on it right now. I need to watch more, but my friends computer fried and I don't think we're going to continue on that venture until she can get a new one (watching it with her so we can giggle about the gay!).

Blackpool- TENNANT HAS HIS SCOTTISH ACCENT. This show is a musical murder mystery. I can hardly deal, I almost hyperventilated from giggling. It doesn't quite give me that "I feel really embarrassed for them" feeling that Glee gives me, but its a close thing.

Desperate Housewives- Yes, I watch this. Don't judge me. It's very nice fluff. I'm going through season 7 since I forgot about it and its on Netflix instant. Ugh, the characters are becoming impossible to handle. Usually there is ONE (TOM SCAVO) I can love, and even he is failing me.

Walking Dead- I watched this all in one day. Norman Reedus <3. I really wish they would stick more to the comic book, but I understand why they deviated. I want that kickass black chick to show up and be awesome.

30 Rock- God I love this show. I always wait till it comes on Netflix and gobble it up in a day.

Psych- I hate that Shaun and Juliet got together. They aren't right for each other at all. Shaun and Gus should just stick together until they find an equally strange duo of girls and then marry them. Also, season 5 ended quite abruptly. 16 episodes? Not enough D:.

Power Rangers- My kids have been watching it. But I get distracted and start watching quite frequently. We just reached Turbo. I was under the impression that Billy was far too old to be hanging around them and then he got REALLY old. LOL. Now they're driving cars and have an 8 year old? I don't even know what is happening.

Otherwise, I watched Conan O'Brian's documentary. He is very angry through most of it, but it is still hilarious either way.

Cause I'm bored too!
Snagged it from :kuroryushin-kuma:

Where are you staying?
Hyatt Regency!

What day are you getting there?
Well, I guess it depends on when people want me there? I was going to show up on Friday. But I could theoretically go whenever. I live like 20ish minutes away depending on traffic.

How long are you going?
For the whole thing, unless something terrible happens.

Who will you be with?
Well, I'm staying with  phoenixfire21 and them's folks. But, I've been known to ADD and end up with completely different people.

What is your gender?
Female

How old are you?
26

How tall are you?
5'2"

What suits will you have?
I will have an tweed flavored old man jacket. Because they are cool. Though, I'm probably not going to wear that for the whole con.

Can I touch you?
I'd rather you didn't, unless I initiate. Or.. its like a high five or something.

Can I talk to you?
Yes. You can also watch my eyes get really big. I might look like I'm going to run away, but that's just me.

Can I take pictures with you?
I don't know why you'd want to.

Are you nice?
No. I'm a bitch.


Are you cliquey?
No. But if you smell bad I will vomit on you. No offense.

Can I stalk you?
No thank you.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Please. No gin, tequila or coconut flavors. Also, those vodka whipped creams are lame. as well.

Can I hug or snuggle you?
No.

Do you do trades?
Not usually, but I may.

Do you have an artist table?
I'ma attempt to crash in the artist alley, does that count?

Do you like parties?
As long as no one is humping anyone else within eye or earshot, yes. Sex smells gross. Please refer to earlier comment about barfing. I WILL RUIN YOUR MURRY PURRY TRYST.

What should I not do around you?
Smell bad, hump people, touch me. I think I covered this already.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Get in front of me, wave a bit, try to talk to me. I'm not sure how drunk I'll be. I have really large pupils, so I kindof look like I'm not paying attention when I'm drunk. Yeah.

I have a few, they're all half planned or fully planned and not drawn yet, but Hey! If I can gather up some more ideas (HOARDING <.<), it's all good.

Don't be cheeky and say 'sex', I'll punch you in the throat. I'm looking at you Anly of the never reading journals.

Here's my current ideas-
M/F/F/F- quazi incestuous, semi orgy, oral, vaginal, anal, pearl necklace, boobjob, strap on
M- solo, autofellatio
F/H- toys, oral, vaginal

That's about it. Besides that partially completed leash comic in my gallery (taken, btw, I need to change that).

Got anything you guys want to see? Any ideas? Any characters you want to see specifically, etc.
Please don't suggest your own characters, I may scream at you.

Sorry, I had a bunch of sketches.

Surprise.

Sucks.

Can I start today over?

I had to go all over the area to figure out where to hand in my ticket for having my license expired and when I get there the guy just takes the paper and shoos me off. What? No proof that I handed it in? Nothing? I really hope this doesn't fuck with me later.

My current phone (LG Neon) is LOCKED to Atnt. Website says to go to the store to get an unlock code. Got to store, get told that they're not allowed to give out unlock codes and that I should try online. Fat guy, I just came from there. Stop running me in circles. D:

So, I currently have no phone. My friend was gonna come over today and we were going to drink Jolly Rancher vodka and watch some goddamn live action sailor moon. Guess that's not happening.

D:

So a few months back, my husband was given an android phone.

He put his old card into it, it worked, yay.

ATNT tried to charge us for data we didn't want. He told them to cut that shit out. They agreed to do so.

Apparently, they're big liars. BIG FAT GROSS LIARS.

So, long story short...
He switched us to TMobile, where we now have unlimited everything. BUT we don't get new phones.

Shit, you guys, I don't have a phone that is even smart enough for a data plan.

How much are these android phones, where can I get one, and does someone want art for a trade in order to get one?
(I really want that zombie running app.. or at least I really want to subscribe to it, and get it when it exists.)

D:

Anyone have one?

It doesn't have to be art only, just tumblr in general.

I made a personal one for myself. I put up art, fandom stuff, random bits and pieces here and there.
I'd love to add more people to it.

Anyone?
Bueller?

Finished this season.

I WANTED MORE TWIST. I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

I'm watching more of season 2 of the community now.
Oh I love The Community so much. OH MY GOSH. THIS SHOW.
I just recently watched the DnD episode. The whole montage with Annie and Abed with Troy writing down notes... oh my gosh.
Kindof wish I had people to play DnD with.. or any tabletop really. Though, it wouldn't be that awesome. It could try.

I have the xbox version. It's not like I won't play with you, you just have to ask. Also, my xbox friends are rather friendly, but if you get weird and creepy they will tell you to back off and possibly send a hitman after you.

Basically I've had it for two days, been playing a little bit.

I keep losing weapons by accidentally throwing them off cliffs and things. Kindof sucks. I lost a nice cleaver that way.

While team kill isn't an option any other time, you can absolutely murder someone if you hit them with a vehicle.

"Did you just kill that zombie by kicking it in the taint?" "Why, yes, I suppose I did."

I picked up a bunch of booze and lost my weapon at one point, then instead of hitting the zombie i was quaffing jack Daniels. Blurry screen is blurry. I didn't die though.

Yesterday, I got on to play with my friend Norma, but she decided that even though I told her when I would be on, that she would nap instead. So, I pulled up my game, started playing. Well, I guess Xbox just can't let me play by myself because I soon had a gaggle of rappers (the character, not in real life) cooing over me and protecting me and well, treating me like a girl. The best part, we all called each other by our location name, as though this was Zombieland. Still, really? I guess you can disable that somehow, but D:

As most of those who have been talking to me recently know- my kid got sick at school.

She brought it home and got my other one sick.

I hoped I wouldn't get it.

No such luck.

I'm sick.

It sucks.

I just want to be in bed all day.
Don't hate.