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Posted 16 years agoStolen from 
balorkin
1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?
balorkin1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?
Sex Meme - Page stolen from Balorkin's journal
Posted 16 years agoSo, http://www.furaffinity.net/user/balorkin posted this, and since I watch kin and was amused, figured I'd steal the page and scribble over it with my own answers. I'm bored enough, since writing smut takes me quite a long while. Especially with the two boys involved in it. -.-
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Hmm... just FA friend list? *checks it* Possibly so, in the hypothetical situation of it being plausible [aka, if both free, no hurt feelings, blah blah blah]. Hum, I probably should've made more friends here before posting that, though, now I'm likely to be questioned...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime. *total nymph*
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I'm not picky, seeing that I'm small, sleep on my side, and can flex myself into ways that touch the least amount of bed possible if necessary, and can maintain enough comfort to sleep.
4. Do you masturbate?
I agree with the chain of posters on this one: who doesn't?
5. How often? Lately?
*grins mischievously* Most likely so
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nah, no need. I'm too priceless to charge my sweetheart for something we both enjoy, and no one else needs to see ^.^
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Either, though a hot bath is far more relaxing, especially after a bad day, with some incense burning, and just candles for light...
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Foreplay, but not sex, my beau is a bit too big for it to be comfortable for us
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yep, regular basis ^.^ My personal collection was bigger than my fiance's... up until my laptop's harddrive crashed and I lost it all =_=
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Hum... half and half. I like having an active part, but seeing some of my preferences, always just as good for him to take over
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Oh, indeed
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Hmm, believe so. :)
13. Would you choose love or money?
I've had my fill of both, and seeing how much I over all detest money... definitely LOVE!!!
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
-Have a thing for pain
-Two particular positions
-Restraints
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes... but the main instance in question is one of few things not open for discussion on the topic. Next question...
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Never bothered trying anything romantic. I have one in mind for my honeymoon next year, though ^.^
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Toss up of my grandparent's basement, with the knowledge that their bedrooms were right above us and how easily sound travels, or the bedroom of a friend I was staying with - on the floor below his bed while he and his girlfriend were presumably asleep. Two different relationships, though.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes, quite a bit at his old house, seeing that part of his bedroom effectively doubled as a hallway, and had only three walls with the open space connected to the only bathroom of the floor. -.-
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, while I was working door-to-door sales: and was allowed to pitch to the girls on stage, and made three sales.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope. Hit on a few times, which on more than one occasion led to the person being literally hit - or thrown across the bar on one occasion by my fiance
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not really a movie person, so never tried, no
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, with me on the counter... was a small bathroom
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep
29. Bought something from an adult store?
*thinks* I think so, can't recall
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not anymore
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, on my own desktop no less... though it's low quality movie, since it was with a webcam.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Once, with my ex, but he didn't notice
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, though I send very detailed text messages to my fiance to mess with him while he's at work on occasion xD
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No, though while we were separated, my ex tried talking me into such, even tried twisting it into roleplay -.-
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Ah, I have two, actually, though I do prefer one slightly more than the other.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Hmm... hard to say, really.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, not really very interested either
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
No idea, I highly doubt Kin would have expected me to xD
Though I'll admit, I cheated a lot *g*
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Hmm... just FA friend list? *checks it* Possibly so, in the hypothetical situation of it being plausible [aka, if both free, no hurt feelings, blah blah blah]. Hum, I probably should've made more friends here before posting that, though, now I'm likely to be questioned...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime. *total nymph*
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I'm not picky, seeing that I'm small, sleep on my side, and can flex myself into ways that touch the least amount of bed possible if necessary, and can maintain enough comfort to sleep.
4. Do you masturbate?
I agree with the chain of posters on this one: who doesn't?
5. How often? Lately?
*grins mischievously* Most likely so
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nah, no need. I'm too priceless to charge my sweetheart for something we both enjoy, and no one else needs to see ^.^
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Either, though a hot bath is far more relaxing, especially after a bad day, with some incense burning, and just candles for light...
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Foreplay, but not sex, my beau is a bit too big for it to be comfortable for us
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yep, regular basis ^.^ My personal collection was bigger than my fiance's... up until my laptop's harddrive crashed and I lost it all =_=
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Hum... half and half. I like having an active part, but seeing some of my preferences, always just as good for him to take over
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Oh, indeed
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Hmm, believe so. :)
13. Would you choose love or money?
I've had my fill of both, and seeing how much I over all detest money... definitely LOVE!!!
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
-Have a thing for pain
-Two particular positions
-Restraints
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes... but the main instance in question is one of few things not open for discussion on the topic. Next question...
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Never bothered trying anything romantic. I have one in mind for my honeymoon next year, though ^.^
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Toss up of my grandparent's basement, with the knowledge that their bedrooms were right above us and how easily sound travels, or the bedroom of a friend I was staying with - on the floor below his bed while he and his girlfriend were presumably asleep. Two different relationships, though.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes, quite a bit at his old house, seeing that part of his bedroom effectively doubled as a hallway, and had only three walls with the open space connected to the only bathroom of the floor. -.-
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, while I was working door-to-door sales: and was allowed to pitch to the girls on stage, and made three sales.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope. Hit on a few times, which on more than one occasion led to the person being literally hit - or thrown across the bar on one occasion by my fiance
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not really a movie person, so never tried, no
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, with me on the counter... was a small bathroom
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep
29. Bought something from an adult store?
*thinks* I think so, can't recall
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not anymore
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, on my own desktop no less... though it's low quality movie, since it was with a webcam.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Once, with my ex, but he didn't notice
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, though I send very detailed text messages to my fiance to mess with him while he's at work on occasion xD
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No, though while we were separated, my ex tried talking me into such, even tried twisting it into roleplay -.-
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Ah, I have two, actually, though I do prefer one slightly more than the other.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Hmm... hard to say, really.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, not really very interested either
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
No idea, I highly doubt Kin would have expected me to xD
Though I'll admit, I cheated a lot *g*
