Lately my family and I have been going through our own personal hell. It starts with us having lost our electricity in our house. I went to go and stay with my beautiful goddaughter who is now 9 months old so I could keep searching for some form of employment. Apparently, that didn't work. During this time an ex friend of mine was having a going away party. I could not attend due to the issues I was dealing with in my own life. Apparently she and a bunch of people tried to call my house(phone disconnected), but couldn't get me. Somehow, this is all my fault and I did not try to go to her graduation party with all my heart since after I was informed they couldn't give me a ride and all of my other friends do have lives aside from me. It is easy to say said person and I are no longer friends after she went ballistic on me. That was just step one. During this time...it's been a few months I searched and searched for a job and still hadn't found one. Well last week was like another just hellious problem. My mother was having some bad chest pains and had to be gotten to the hospital. My younger sister, a drug addict, was sent to the car just to get my mother's cell phone since she was the only one home with my mom. When my mother caught her messing with her wallet my sister lied and said that she was going to steal some money, but she didn't. My mother had a hundred dollars missing from her wallet. My sister has been kicked out, but now we've almost lost my mother's car and we may not have electricity if we don't get the money together. I still have yet to find a job, though I've had a few offers. What I'm asking for is not a hand out, but for some one to make some purchases under the Lotsa Fun party on my Scentsy page so that we can get the money together and you get some nice stuff. If Scentsy isn't your thing and you really want to help me private message me. I'm trying to keep some semblance of my family together right now and every little bit helps trust me. My website is http://www.shekinahbatchelor.scentsy.us. Thank you for considering helping me...I'm not an artist or anything so I really can't like draw for people, but if some one wants to buy a poem or a short story you can message me for that as well. Once more thanks for any help or just well wishes that's also helpful too.

Christians who say they want to do something about people and then come up with every damned excuse in the world. You say that you want to help and when some one comes up to you with fucking issues you say 'Stop it and get closer to God'. What if God sent that person to you so you can talk to them about their fucking issues? Get off your fucking high horse and start acting like you give a damn! You call yourself some one who cares about the people and you won't do a damn thing for the people. I don't want that ass hole near my nephew! Fuck you! You have no right to be a youth leader cause you don't give a damn!

A FELLOW FUR HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR SIMPLE ASSAULT AGAINST HIS MOTHER! IT'S BULLSHIT! WELL KNOWN BULLSHIT SINCE THE WOMAN IS A FUCKING LIAR!!!! WE NEED TO RAISE $100 BUCKS TO SET BAIL!!!! WE HAVE $400 OF THE $500 DOLLARS THEY ARE REQUESTING!!!! ANYTHING HELPS!!!! THIS GUY IS THE SWEETEST, MOST CONSIDERATE, AND LOVING PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE!!!! THIS IS JUST WRONG!!!!

Okay it looks like I'm totally screwed for school. I've been trying to figure out a way to get my books and every which way I turn I'll still be screwed. I can buy my books, but I won't have the money to pay off my classes by the end of this month. My books are 250 dollars and my classes are still over 400 bucks, which means all together I need like 600 dollars. My unemployment gives me 688 a month, but out of that comes my food and other bills, so pretty much it's doing a shit tastic job of leaving me in debt. I was thinking about commissioning poetry, but no one really wants a poem or story from me I don't think, so then I thought I have a crap load of friends who can draw pretty darn well. If some one's willing to help me in a commission thing and maybe give me some of your profits so I can go to school, I'll definitely help with getting that information out there for you and let them know that you're helping me. I feel like I'm trapped with no way out and it's only getting worse and worse. If you're interested, reply to this or even send me a private message so we can work out the details. I'd rather do this on my own, but it's damn near impossible with the way things are right now. I need to get my books fast and possibly pay a great deal more on the fucking short term loan I got tricked into getting. Thank you in advance to any one who can help.

I don't want to post a big huge thing about this. I found out last night that my grandmother had died.

. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )

9/10

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. ( )
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X) When I got my first referral
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store. ( )
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. ( )

15/20

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. ( )
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X)
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )

22/30

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ( )
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. ( )
34. Broken a bone. ( )
35. Eaten sushi. (X)
36. Bought porn. ( )
37. Watched porn. ( )
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. ( )
40. Been in love. (X)

24/40

41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ( )
45. Stabbed yourself. ( )
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ( )
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. ( )
50. Watched an animal die. ( )

29/50

51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ( )
53. Pranked somebody. ( )
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (X)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. ( )
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. ( )
58. Dressed goth. ( )
59. Dressed preppy. ( )
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )

31/60

61. Avoided somebody. ( )
62. Been stalked. (X)
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (x)
67. Cut yourself. ( )
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ( )
70. Been to a wild party. ( )

34/70

71. Got caught stealing something. ( )
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. ( )
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X)

36/80

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. ( )
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ( )
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. ( )
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ( )
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (X) My sister calls me a whore all the time
90. Danced like a whore. ( )

39/90

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. ( )
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. ( )
100. Been raped. ( )

43/100

So 43% whoo! I am innocent!

and in such, I don't play high school games. Hell, I didn't play high school games when I was in high school. So why the hell do people think that they can play those types of fucking games with me. I am SO fucking sorry for seeing the cup as half full instead of half empty. Heh. If you wanna be an ass hole and think of the world in a negative way have fun at it. Seize the fucking day, but talking shit behind MY back because I don't see the world your way is childish. I don't talk shit behind your back. I am sure one of the people, or both, will see this journal and get pissed off. Fucking delete me if you have an issue. I don't give a damn. The one that pisses me off the most though is the one that I trusted. I thought you were my friend and the day I am not on for a couple of hours is the day you decide to pull the hat out of your ass and try to shove it up mine. I am not changing for ANY ONE. So please people if you have an issue with me, talking shit behind my back does absolutely nothing, but proves that you're just a fucking two year old. I won't get angry if you say you don't like me. I understand that not every one will and I don't want that, but if you don't come to me all you're doing is fucking gossiping like little old hens. For those of you who are mature enough to understand what I am saying in this journal kudos. For those of you who are like 'wtf that's not immature' grow up and live in the real world. Yes I am a very nice person. Yeah I probably allow people to walk all over me, but I am still a person with feelings. What hurts me more is when people go behind my back instead of saying shit to my face. That's why I'm not friends with a lot of people and will never be. Got an issue. Say something because I will treat you with the same respect. If you hear I've told some one else something, then it's probably not the truth or I've already come to you with the issue and I am just venting, but what was said about me not too long ago is not venting.

1. I will not interrupt a fucking conversation. If my entry alone is enough to interrupt an "adult" conversation, then it wasn't really adult, huh? Just fucking ignore me. Act like I don't exist if you have THAT much of an issue.

2. If you say to me, like people have in the past, that I don't want to be hugged, pounced, or etc. then I will not. Stop bringing up the fucking past because I haven't randomly tackled you in months. Maybe it's just the fact that now you're getting jealous that most of my attention goes else where because you act like you don't want it.

Don't fucking send mixed signals and then expect me to be all like well now you want my attention and now you don't. Yes, this is the internet, but have some "coof" about yourself. Don't talk about how adult you are and then play some fucking childish game. YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING ADULT WHEN YOU DO THAT. This is the end of it. The two people who are at fault for this journal are being ignored and nothing else will be said about the issue. Maybe this will be "adult" and "dark" enough to please them. Either way it goes, I don't give a damn what they think. Either you like me or you don't. If you don't, please don't pretend to be my fucking friend and I WON'T get attached to you.

of trouble. My aunt went to the hospital due to having an infection. Well they had to amputate her foot. During this time they then found two more infections. Right afterwards, they found that she also has pneumonia setting in. Today, after all this hell for my aunt my cousins decided to take her off of life support. So today at 6 pm, they did so. No one expected her to live. The surprise was she did! She started to breath on her own! I am so excited!

Ever since my parents have gotten married I realized I wasn't the choice child. Possibly because unlike my little sister and brother I won't say what's on my mind. I'll take whatever punishment and usually when I get yelled at I end up in tears. So I am not the favorite because I am not ballsy enough to disrespect my parents. I am growing tired of this. This morning my step dad came into the kitchen and looked in the microwave and automatically accused me of making a mess. This is my younger sister's responsibility who hasn't done her job in well over two months. Possibly even more. I am not home. I am a student. I am at school and usually stay there a good chunk of the day. So that means I don't have access to the home microwave to cook. When I get home, some one's already eaten whatever they can get their hands on. They will eat oatmeal in the morning and stew in the evening. They will NOT cover it up, meaning that when it's all done there's a mess in there that my perfect little sister refuses to clean up. Who gets blamed for it? Not the actual person who did that. That's far too easy. It has to be me. I have to have done the work and therefor the responsibility should lie on me. My mom, though she knows that my little sister is my dad's pick, vouches that this makes absolute sense! It can't be her precious son. He's just home all day laying around on his ass and doing absolutely nothing, but eating and sucking up all the air conditioning. So the one who is actually doing something with her life because she's not oh so highly favored HAS to have been the one to make the mess. Even if she DIDN'T, which we all know is more likely then not, she STILL needs to clean up her baby brother's and sister's mess. On top of that, let's complain about all the other things that haven't been done in the house, because all of this happens to be her responsibility. Even when it's not. My dad's excuse 'well now you can tell others to do clean up after themselves'. Hello retard! How can I do that???? I am not fucking home! Do I have to call every fucking day and speak to two grown adults and let them know 'okay kiddos. You need to clean up your messes before mommy and daddy get home'. I don't fucking think so. If it's that fucking important he needs to call! I am not their fucking baby sitter or their fucking janitor and I am tired of it. My step dad just doesn't want his precious flower doing any of the house work. It's that simple. If he could find a way of accusing me for standing up and pissing on the back of the toilet he'd do it! He'd do it just so his little angel doesn't have to do a damn thing. If he accuses my brother, he'll actually here my mother argue with him! So, instead he has no way to excuse that. The dishes that I am never home to use, happen to end up being my responsibility when we all have certain time periods where we do dishes. 'You need to wash your own dishes', but every one else can eat all they want and leave the dishes for me to come home to. Such a fair trade, right? Heh. My mom claims she does dishes for every one, including me. The only time she'll do it is if I complain about being stuck with the dishes for my brother or sister. Then the next time it's my turn, she might do a few dishes in order to 'make it appear fair'. The reality is, whether they want to admit it or not, is that they want to make me responsible for everything. I am not between the ages of 10 and 16 anymore. It should not be my responsibility any longer to cook, clean, or take care of any one else but myself. I did it for six fucking years. What should have been a fair trade was for it to happen for me. Well I know that's not going to happen. The past is the past and it's over so I know I am still going to be held responsible for my fair share of the work. So if that's what my parents claim they want. Equal opportunity to clean for all. Why the hell do I end up doing some one else's work every fucking week?

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1464805/

Please help her out!

i am just fnKED i swera

So this Saturday I turn 22. That's it. A double number. The big 2 and 2. I am kind of excited, but so far the week has been a failure on other fronts.

Last night til like 3 in the morning I had so much fun. It all started at my church where I almost broke every bone in my body! Lol. JK. We were playing a sack race and I fell over. It hurt so bad and I was laughing so hard. Then we did musical chairs and I got pushed out of the chair by a certain kitty that every one loves. Lol! It was fine and fun. After we left the church we went back to Rami's place and I changed into something a bit more sexy. Rami and I had made the decision that we were going to play off as girlfriends. I was wearing a pair of blue jeans and a white tank top and she was in a dress. She did my make up too. We did this as a cover up to go to a gay bar and I had a hella awesome time. Rami looked gorgeous! Well when we got there it was a drink and drown night. From like 10 to 1 most drinks were free. All the ones I had were free and after 9 drinks Rami and I were wasted. I could barely walk I was so drunk. Lol. Well after a while, we sat down and this really really really sexy guy came and gave me a lap dance. He was pulling down his pants and everything. Well later on when we were about to leave, we kissed. It was the first time I'd ever kissed a guy with a tongue ring and it was incredible. If my baby brother hadn't been with us that night I'd have probably ended up at his hotel room and in his bed. Lol! It was so fucking hot! Rami and I kissed and it was hot too. She can kiss and she has a tongue ring! And I got kissed by a guy that I think was mostly gay. It was sexy! I don't even have a hang over. We stayed out til like 3 and as usual I was up early.

Are you looking for that one mother's day gift that you can't seem to find? For around 25 bucks you can get a gift and several free items as well. Check out my new website and see what you can offer your mother. This does help me out as well and I've just started selling Avon. There are also products for men so check it out. You might find something you like.

http://shop.avon.com/shop/default.a.....mp;amp;ym_rid=

Okay there's this guy that I am seriously crushing on. I'm used to initiating things, but I want to try to be the one to step back and not be forward on this one. I have a huge crush on him and I am not sure how he feels about me. How can you tell if a guy likes you? What are some steps that can assure that the guy realizes 'Hey retard! I want you to ask me out...', but the thing is I need these to be subtle. Is it hard to be subtle with a guy? Or should I just do what I usually do and bare my heart? I could definitely use guys and girls advice.

I'm a poet, but I know it. I'm opening some V-Day commissions as of today through the 14th. I will have 12 open slots. Just 12 so that I can get my brain all ready for my big contest. Poems will cost $2 and will consist of good feelings and romance. Or just friend ship. It all depends on what you want. You can have multiple poems, but remember if you don't want to fry my brain keep it simple. You can have a picture added by my girl Rami for $3. That can get you an original gift for a fee of five dollars. If so prices will go up according to her fees being added. Message me for paypal information and what you would like. If you want art, message me and I will get you contact information for Rami.

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P.S. My RL name will be on every poem and there will be an inspired by. So if it's for some one else please state who is inspiring this love poem and who it is from.

If you'd like to see a copy of my work you can go here:

http://www.poetry.com/poems/The-Rain/14300400/

Okay. Any one who knows a wee bit about me know that I'm a writer. Most of my stories are placed on SoFurry.com. They were placed on it back when it was called yiffstar.com. I have finally figured out how to work the darn thing, but let's get to the reason why you looked at this journal. Yes! I am hosting my first ever contest. It's exciting for me because it gives me new ideas and a wider audience range hopefully. Also, it'll get me out there for commissioned writings. I do a wide range of writing from non furry to furry and even fanfictions. It just has to catch my eye. The one I'm running a contest for is very important to me because it has everything to do with my fursona. I have worked on Aya for the past almost 6 years, changing her and making her into a character that is truly apart of me. So Aya is more then a character and to do this is honestly kind of hard. If you'll follow the link, you'll get the info you need.

http://sofurry.com/page/113897#msg771796985

I already have three ideas that I actually like. It was only going to be for two weeks, but I really need more so that it can be a true contest. Winners will receive a story with few limits to it. If you have an idea you can message me on here or even on sofurry.com. I hope to get a lot of ideas and for people to get my brain closing. February 15th is the deadline.

I know it's out there. I've heard how it has affected other people, but honestly I have never had to deal with it. Usually people here are either cool about skin color or they don't say a damn thing where I live and my mom has sheltered me from a lot of shit. I have never had to deal with racism. I am a black, Native American, Hebrew woman. Those are the three dominate traits I take after. I am proud of who I am and the very blood that runs through my veins. It speaks of strength and stubbornness and pride and a soft heart. When I started working at a place that had predominately white supervisors it didn't bother me. It was actually my first job like that. It didn't until I saw between the lines. With in a short period of time I found out about a lawsuit against them because of a racist Halloween prank. This woman got 90 grand out of them because of this. They then turned around and did another racist thing and she's suing them again. Why? Because they pulled another out of the ass racist thing. So why should I have been any different? Back in October I screwed up my back. I tried to come to work as often as possible, but it wasn't possible to be there all the time. Especially when it got worst and worst. Well, they terminated me. Here in Florida, employers have the no fault law. Lucky bastards, huh? Paper work would appear normal and all that shit and to make it more realistic they threw in a token white woman and apparently terminated her as well. Well, my mom still works there as the only black supervisor. I say this because it's important to get an idea of this place. Mostly men and only three women in a high up position and one of the women happen to be black. Such a lovely thing to do. I thought my mom was joking when she called herself "the token negro". Of course, she said it a bit more vulgar, but I don't use that word except around immediate family sometimes. As I said, my mom still works there and the other lady has a daughter that works there. The other lady and I are cool. She's fucking awesome and I love her to death. So, of course, we keep up with each other the best way we know how. Well apparently, she'll be coming back on Thursday. Now what the hell is up with that? Why does she get to come back and not me? Not to sound prideful or anything, but my work was better. I was only out because of my back or because I was sick. So what did she do that I couldn't? Was it performance? Nope. Apparently most of her work wasn't being done right and mine was. Where the hell did I go wrong? The only explanation is that I am black and she is white. If they continue to try and fight my unemployment I WILL check to see how much of a case I have against them and I will sue them for much more then some measly unemployment money. I'll try to squeeze them for as much money as possible, but the sad thing is. I'll be one of many squeezing them for money because these idiots are stupid. In fact, I want them to keep fighting my unemployment cause I'll be fucking rich when I get through with them and they will shut down and those people who are with out a job will get a piece of the cake I'll be shoving down. It's sad when NO ONE likes a place. I remember working there and listening to people joke about watching the place go up in flames. Looks like they'll get their wish come true.

Your Boy Side
[] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[] Dogs are better than cats.
[] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[] Shopping is torture.
[] Sad movies suck.
[] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[] You watch sports on TV.
[] Gory movies are cool.
[] You go to your dad for advice.
[] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[] You like going to football games.
[] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[] Sports are fun.
[] Talk with food in your mouth.
[] Wear boxers. ( Wear NOTHING =D )

Total = 8 Points

Your Girl Side
[x] You wear lip gloss.
[] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[] You hate wearing the color black.
[] You like hanging out at the mall.
[] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[] You like wearing jewelry.
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[] You care about what you look like.
[] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total = 9 Points

Wow apparently I'm more dude then I am girl. I'm a tomboy!

Yeah. So I have no kind of charger for my laptop. Yeah I am majorly screwed. I have no kind of net that I can get on consistently. When I do get it back though, trust me. I'll return. I promise.

I have nothing against any religion. I have been a christian my whole life and I'm about as real as it fucking comes. I also don't go out and try to force people into my fucking world, but this has to fucking stop. Last weekend I was so proud of myself and my church family. We had our 5th Annual Single Mother's banquet where we pretty much roll out the red carpet for Single Mothers. My mom was a single mother most of my fucking life so it's one of the things I enjoy doing. The first two or three years I worked with the children. The last two at least I've served the women. Which I found even more amazing, but the last two years we've had people fucking complaining. Almost any time the doors to my church is open, I'm in there doing whatever the hell I can to help. So the secretary of the church, during a rehearsal after a long fucking day, comes up to me and goes 'Can we talk?' and I'm like sure. So we go into the office and she goes into this tanget about how I hardly did a thing last Friday (when I fucking worked my table and others) and all kinds of other shit. Apparently I ate so much pizza(1 slice) that other people couldn't get any. The secretary stated that I have "some sort of spirit" on me. I wanted to go 'what spirit? Gluttony?' which is bullshit. I, for one, hardly like pizza. So why the HELL would I eat so much, with one slice, that no one else can have ANY of the food there? Fucking bullshit! Other workers had chicken cordon bleau, carrot soufle, and rice pilaf. Did I complain? No. When they said all kinds of shit trying to be a fucking chief and not who they are, the indian, did I go and whine to her about it? But apparently, some one was so fucking hungry that they had to complain about my ONE FUCKING SLICE OF PIZZA! I refuse to serve at anything with them again. I'll do what I'm good at. Working with the children. Fuck it!

On a happier note, I placed 3rd in the competition. I am so proud of myself.

I am dealing with the monster headache of all headaches. Damn you Synergy

Stolen from Rami

Feel free to do this if ya want.

YOUR GUY SIDE
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[x] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.

Total = 18


YOUR GIRL
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total = 5

And i'll say this in capital letters.

I always knew I was a boy at heart lol!

His name is blue cosmopolitin martini! In other words I'm ffuuckig drrunkk!!!!

Whoooooooooooooooooooo!