New account is obviously  -slyfox-

This will only be used for human stuff and crap I dont want to post on my other account.

If I use this at all, that is.

I still need to re watch all of my watchers. o.o

YES YES YES Im saying BORDERLANDS; The best FPS-RPG out so far and is oh-so-popular, is SHIT.

Yeah, everythings good about it, gameplay, concept, whatever. But the programmers made a mistake about how you save your files. I """MUST""" BE IN YOUR DOCUMENTS.

Yeah, great fucking job! what about those who DONT want to save in my documents? There is no fucking way to save your game.

Imagine this, trying to get a game working for 4 hours, and it not working, all because I have my documents on a VIRTUAL DRIVE.

What the fuck 2k, what, the, fuck.

Now, after all this time I put into getting the God Damn game, it doesn't work.

This is just what I need after emotional fucking drama trama in my life., as well as not getting hired today after impressing the managers. "OHAY LETS HIRE OLDER PEOPLE WHO CANT USE A FUCKING COMPUTER, THEY ARE SMARTER , NO FORGET THAT YOUNG MAGGOT HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLFUCKINGL"

I really need a fucking hug...Bullshit over a video game made me go over the edge...Jesus Christ that is so horribly low...

DISREGARD THAT NO ONE CARES

Because only the popufurs get the helpful attention of others. Sucky ass nobodies on FA get barely anything.

Example (With a comment taken from another submission)

Post a good pic on Furaffinity when your a popufur = Much support toward your goals and feelings.
Post a good pic on Furaffinity when your not = minimal/no support toward your goals and feelings.

Even if your not an artist, witty comments and camwhoring can get you a few pageviews.

Also, eggrolls are delicious.....Ooooooh God~<3

Discuss.

respond to this journal and...

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

Sly Fox vs Duke Nukem

He needs to be taught a lesson >:C

This is what happens when you don't get enough sleep, and listen to music that makes you high.

What the fuck is this shit...

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(3:28:23 AM) Codine: Fuck you you you!
(3:28:26 AM) Codine: DOUBLE NIGGER
(3:29:06 AM) Sly Fox: D:
(3:29:57 AM) Sly Fox: WHY DONT YOU GO RIDE A WHEELBARROW FULL OF DICKS STRAIGHT UP MY ASS
(3:30:04 AM) Codine: HAHAHAHA
(3:30:11 AM) Codine: But sir, the invisible man is out side!
(3:30:19 AM) Sly Fox: YOU FACE LOOKS LIKE A DICK
(3:30:29 AM) Codine: Go climb a wall of cocks
(3:31:00 AM) Sly Fox: IF YOU DONT GET OUT OF THAT HOLE IM GOING TO SHIT ON YOUR HEAD
(3:31:13 AM) Codine: That shit is hot
(3:31:31 AM) Sly Fox: OH YEAH GURL
(3:32:24 AM) Sly Fox: TIME TO LOSSEN YOUR ANUS WITH MY FAT COCK
(3:32:42 AM) Codine: -lifts tail- OH MURR HOLY SHIT
(3:33:23 AM) Sly Fox: ILL TEACH YOU TO DICK WITH ME FURCUNT
(3:33:53 AM) Codine: FURCUNT FOTHER MOCKER
(3:34:13 AM) Sly Fox: HOLY COCK WHY DONT YOU EAT A BOWL OF DICK
(3:35:51 AM) Sly Fox: WHAT THE FUCK
(3:35:55 AM) Sly Fox: CANT YOU SEE MY DICK IS IN MY HAND
(3:41:23 AM) Codine: DO IT
(3:41:25 AM) Codine: DOTITTT
(3:42:09 AM) Sly Fox: I MIGHT GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
(3:46:42 AM) Sly Fox: FUCK THIS IS GOING ON FURRY MYSPACE
(3:46:52 AM) Codine: Of Fuck yejkjfks
(3:48:51 AM) Codine: Murr lets rape eachother
(3:49:11 AM) Sly Fox: Okay, but this is going on the furry myspace as well :3:3:3
(3:49:17 AM) Codine: okay
(3:49:33 AM) Codine: -pulls out his PINGUS-
(3:49:47 AM) Sly Fox: ITS PINGAS!!!!
(3:49:53 AM) Sly Fox: PING-ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(3:50:16 AM) Sly Fox: IM GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SOGGY VAGINA

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Yeah, Im going to bed

Soon...

Im going to be chewed out be certain people for not going to bed on time D:

...and it happens to be my best.

But alot of my other stuff is shit and shouldn't count.

Also, everyone who paid for L4D 2 should be crying.

Its exactly the same as the first one, except with different characters, in a different setting, with different weapons.

Not worth the 45 dollars for it.

This is the truth.

Tagged by  oskenso in his journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/993161/

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Will
2. William
3. Sly

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Williamdude
2. ShinobiWill
3. SlyFox


THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES
1. Used my computer
2. Went out and about
3. Helped a friend

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My intellect
2. My Body
3. My athletic abilities

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Over/Under Sensitivity at times
2. Lack of motivation
3. Skinniness?

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Polish
2. Italian
3. French

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Losing my loved ones
2. Bee's
3. Inability to protect someone I cared about

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Red Dress Shirt
2. Black Tie (With a hint of red)
3. A dark fedora

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Computer; with, but not including: Furaffinity, Photoshop, and Gary's Mod.
2. Meditation
3. My daily cup of tea; preferably Earl Grey

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. My life
2. My family
3. My friends

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
This is a stupid question; it is too generic. Rather, the question should be: "What are your favorite music genres?"

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Talk and play with friends.
2. Help someone else.
3. Always say: "It could have been worse!".

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:

Fine, Ill appeal to you and answer this one.
1. Comptine d'un autre été l'après midi - Yann Tiersen
2. La valse d'Amélie (orchestra version) - Yann Tiersen
3. La valse des monstres - Yann Tiersen

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Find another source of income.
2. Enter the field of photography and modeling.
3. Learn and master Savate.

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:

I cannot tell you all the things I regret, for I have done many; But I constantly remind myself that it is the mistake that we must learn from.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Someone who is honest, loyal, and not afraid to talk to me about anything. (Damn, was that three?)
2. Someone I can trust.
3. Someone who is completely open minded.

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. Godspeed Experience
2. Unacknowledged Idea's
3. Paranoia

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: ( in no particular order )
1. I would love to fall in love again, but I have not been looking.
2. I've snuck into a mans house and nearly killed him.
3. I've gotten drunk and had sex with a man.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Body
2. Eyes
3. Hair

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Open-mindedness
2. Sensitivity
3. Compassion

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: (There are too many things I CAN do!)
1. Kill myself for personal reasons or no reasons
2. Hurt a close friend
3. Fly

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Life
2. Friends I've lost
3. A respected gentlemen's society

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. The gift of love ♥
2. Experience
3. Money...

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. My experiences
2. My family
3. My friends

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Playing Team Fortress 2, as well as alot of other miscellaneous games.
2. Talking to friends online or on the phone.
3. Helping others and lending a helping hand.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Find a way to lower my testosterone level.
2. Eat a delicious meal.
3. Buy a new waistcoat, and overcoat to match my suit.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Professional Photography
2. Psychological Engineer
3. Gentlemen's Valet...

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. California (For FurtherConfusion)
2. Paris, France
3. United Kingdom

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Dr. Claw
2. Dexter
3. Felix the Cat

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. William...
2. Joseph
3. Antonie'

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Deserre'
2. Mary
3. Joan

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Travel the world
2. Master at least 3 Martial Arts
3. Change the World

I'm trying it out.

http://slyfoxwill.furocity.com/

I'm wasting my time with these journals.

By the way, whos going to FC this year?

I was informed today from a close friend (who is a professional wolf watcher) on a very disturbing matter.

For years, men and woman have hunted wolves. We have killed so many wolves that they have nearly become extinct until a few years ago. A law was passed that gave the wolves protection by severely punishing anyone who harasses the wolves in any way.

For years, wolves have slowly recovered from being hunted so much, being closely watched by scientists and wolf lovers. One of the most famous pack of wolves is called the Cottonwood Pack. They pack is located in Yellowstone national park, and are protected by federal law on two levels; as an endangered species, and under the protection of all animals in Yellowstone. This pack survived and helped immensely in the recovering species.

Were all killed about an hour ago from an executive order from Ken Salazar.Who was given executive power by Obama.

"But he didn't have the power till Obama made him Secretary of the Interior.. now he's making all the changes he wants, and nobody seems to know about it."

My friend, who has been watching this pack for 20 years, just gave me this info. "They've been killing them a month now, all over Idaho."

If you want more information about this, there is a recent news article posted here: http://www.examiner.com/x-18162-Col.....e-its-too-late

Please, send a link to this journal to everyone you know! Higher news sources are not responding fast enough to this crisis. We need to get this info out to people before its to late! Please send this to everyone you know and post it in as many places you can!

Also, I don't care if you help or not. Id prefer if you do. Im not cared about, so I wouldn't be surprised.



Let me show you a little site about a small fur-con that recently came out and is being attacked: http://www.foxmas.com/

So, a group of furs that had a yearly Christmas house party decide to move it to a hotel and treat it like a small convention. Instead of treating it as a family event were alcohol and public kissing is banned due to the effect it will have on the kiddies, they decided to make it adults only. We're talking legal adults here, 18+ only.

Suddenly people are posting journals saying what a horrible thing this is and how this will literally kill out fandom with the public fursuit sex, ect.

I didn't make anything of it my concern, as I THOUGHT some of us on the site would be mature enough to actually read the fine print before coming to an uproar. Acually, I was the first to know, other then Dragoneer, and when he posted a journal (http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/991076/) on his FA page talking about it, asking me

"Did you even read that? That was 30 seconds from the time I posted it."

I replied: "Im afraid so, I really have no comment on such things. It doesn't really pertain to me."

Well, now I am afraid I'm going to have to explain it so that there is no confusion.


"FOXmas will be the first overtly ADULT furry convention. That does NOT mean that we will tolerate public nudity, yiffing in convention spaces, etc."

There will always be people that attend conventions, and have sex there. Its what differen't "creatures" on this planet do. (Except, not all of them at a con of some sort) Also, it happens in the hotel rooms, not in the convention space.

So, assuming that everyone whining about this "The most important Furry event in history!" part, simply enough need to calm down. It's just a title typed out on a keyboard. No special graphics or anything, just text, probably Times New Roman as well.

So why is it okay for a socially accepted night club to have these rules, yet when a group of furs want to do the same thing, it's suddenly a bad thing?

This group wants to allow drinking and not have to walk through fire for the safety of children around. That's all... Yet some people here are acting like the media "they hate" (I never found out why) by making assumptions and damning the con for being a free-for-all furry sex orgy convention.

Like Wookie said inside of his post: "Maybe they should be working for the media that has no interest in accepting the fandom as anything normal since that is not news-worthy."


In the end, maybe it is best that this con is adults only, then we wouldn't have these children being there to make what they said become true.

As for the con, as for any con, I would love to see everyone have a great time, and it to work out well. Those attending the con, have a good time, and don't make alcohol an excuse for things you regret in the morning.

Sly Fox is off to get his remaining hours of sleep, excuse me.

I suck at submissions.

FFFFFFFFFF-

Sorry for wasting your time :<

SPECTACLES
SPECTACLES
SPECTACLES

After you all thought that everyone loved sonic...

He lost against Bub and Bob.

http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-vi.....l?battle_id=41

Fuck yes

Im cleaning my shit up, if you want to stalk me and keep it, you have 60 minutes.

Yeah, go ahead, click that back button, or hit backspace.

Yeah, it does the same thing.

I just taught you something new.

If not, then let me tell you that social influence occurs when an individual's thoughts or actions are affected by other people.

Now you have no choice but to take my words of wisdom into your brain, thus, IM CONTROLLING YOUR THOUGHTS AS YOU READ THIS

On a side note: Im probably moving to here: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/-slyfox-/

So, let me tell a little story.

I went up to the employee relations guy at work, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." Then the guy let me go back to work. as I asked "If I killed a whole bunch of people at once, would I get some sort of bulk discount off my jail time?"

Then the next morning at 5:00am I find out that I was terminated as they left me out in the cold without a jacket.

and now Im unemployed.

Merde'...

*Are you a furry?
(See current URL)

*If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?
Would be.

*How long have you been in the community?
For about 5 years now

*How did you find furry?
Well, personally, I was thinking about ideas from it for awhile until I found a forum showing some furry-ness I kept that in mind until I found one in a chat program called IMVU. I asked her if she was furry, she said yes, and I was born again.

*What's your reason for furry (what interested you to get into the community)?
Becuase it is relevant to my interests.

*What's Furry to you?
See http://www.anthrocon.org/about-furry

*If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?
I would explain most of the relativity tame aspects of it, and just explain it slowly and clearly.

*What are your favorite aspects of our community?
Relevant interests(?)

*Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)
YIFF YAFF MURR HAWT CAWK

*What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?
(Im currently in a hurry) Im actually glad that its associated with everything; It makes it a nice challenge explaining it to everyone, then bashing their head in with a plushie.

*How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?
(Wow, I used bashing in the sentence before, BEFORE I read this sentence..) I pity them for not having an open mind. Personally, if you told me about your life and I bashed it, how would you feel? Just continue on, my breath is valuable, and Im not going to waste it on a closed-minded meatbag.

*How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest based on the media's aspect of what furry is?
I just smile. The government censors our media. Let them live brainwashed minds.

*We all know furries have alot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?
I thought my fetishes were embarrassing until I found the internet, now that I found the fandom, its barely anything. (SPOILER ALERT: My fetishes are: Cumming inside, tongues, kissing, hot-dogging, and blood <3)



Personal



*What is/are your fursona(s)?
Sly Fox Will, the Spy Fox

*Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?
(See above: Cumming inside, tongues, kissing, hot-dogging, and blood <3)
*If you could magically morph into your fursona would you?
Well, Im already him, except without the gadgets, and the animalisticness about him.

*Do you believe you have a spirit animal?
Yes

*What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?
Dr. Steel, and the RED Team.

*Anthro/Feral, Therian or Kemonomimi (Not a furry, just a human with animal ears and a tail)?
This is not a complete sentence, but I don't think that "Nekos" are furry, just wanna be furry >:[

*Are you a fursuiter? If yes, how many do you own? If No, do you ever plan on being a suiter?
No, but being a unprofessional freelance model I plan on wearing a custom skintight, stretchy, suit that my close friend will be making for an experimental costume.

*How many of your friends are furry?
Almost...all of them!

*How many pets do you own, if any?
I did own one, and no, I did not have sexual relations with that canine.

*Aside from furry what other interests do you have?
Too many...Tooooo Maaaany....

*Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?
Of course.



Meetups



*Do you attend any cons? If no, would you attend any cons? If yes, which cons have you been to?
No, and Yes, I will be in January.

*Do you go to local meetups(bowling, public outings...etc)?
If they continued in my area, yes. But not anymore..

*Have you ever attended a furry party? If no, would you attend one?
No, but I would of course attend one.

*Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?
Many.

*What furry websites do you attend?
FA, RenoFurs, and TSU

*What non furry websites do you frequent?
TSU, Wikipedia, Google, Youtube, and Mininova

*Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?
Yes, it has changed me, and shown me experiences that I could have never gotten alone. If it wasn't for this fandom, I probably wouldn't even know most of the people or be doing what I would be doing now. Hell, I should be dead already, I could be dead now. ;]


Hey, if your still reading this, put a comment, you deserve a special reward. (No, I don't mean sex, unless your lucky, pervert)

Did I get over 2000 views?

Hm, I just wonder what that number will be after I go to FC as the spy..

Keep your piss in your pants...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SxenhIg3C8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwZAGMjbNnM

Now line up to suck my nuts

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SPOILER ALERT

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Snoop is fucking dead

Jesus Christ I hate this world ~<3

Ask me something.

I'll answer it truthfully.

Go go go.

STOLEN FROM

I took a test that suggested of me, and this is what I got.

The link to the test is: http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/th.....enneagram-test

Let me just warn you, to ONLY enter your gender, birthdate, and if you want to use their service or not.

I think that this is incredibly close to who I am. I think that everyone should take this test once just to see what kind of answer you can get.




Your result for The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test ...
4- the Individualist




your Enneagram type is FOUR (aka "The Romantic")


"I am unique"
Romantics have sensitive feelings and are warm and perceptive.



How to Get Along with Me

• Give me plenty of compliments. They mean a lot to me.

• Be a supportive friend or partner. Help me to learn to love and value myself.

• Respect me for my special gifts of intuition and vision.

• Though I don't always want to be cheered up when I'm feeling melancholy, I sometimes like to have someone lighten me up a little.

• Don't tell me I'm too sensitive or that I'm overreacting!



What I Like About Being a FOUR

• my ability to find meaning in life and to experience feeling at a deep level

• my ability to establish warm connections with people

• admiring what is noble, truthful, and beautiful in life

• my creativity, intuition, and sense of humor

• being unique and being seen as unique by others

• having aesthetic sensibilities

• being able to easily pick up the feelings of people around me



What's Hard About Being a FOUR

• experiencing dark moods of emptiness and despair

• feelings of self-hatred and shame; believing I don't deserve to be loved

• feeling guilty when I disappoint people

• feeling hurt or attacked when someone misunderstands me

• expecting too much from myself and life

• fearing being abandoned

• obsessing over resentments

• longing for what I don't have



FOURs as Children Often

• have active imaginations: play creatively alone or organize playmates in original games

• are very sensitive

• feel that they don't fit in

• believe they are missing something that other people have

• attach themselves to idealized teachers, heroes, artists, etc.

• become antiauthoritarian or rebellious when criticized or not understood

• feel lonely or abandoned (perhaps as a result of a death or their parents' divorce)



FOURs as Parents

• help their children become who they really are

• support their children's creativity and originality

• are good at helping their children get in touch with their feelings

• are sometimes overly critical or overly protective

• are usually very good with children if not too self-absorbed

YES OR NO.

NO EXPLANATIONS UNLESS SOMEONE COMMENTS AND ASKS.

THESE ARE THE RULES.

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — No.
Been arrested? — No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No.
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes.
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes.
Held a snake? — Yes.
Ran a red light? — Yes.
Been suspended from school? — Yes.
Experienced love at first sight? — No.
Totaled your car in an accident? — No.
Been fired from a job? — Yes.
Fired somebody? — No.
Sung karaoke? — Yes.
Pointed a gun at someone? — Yes.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — No.
Kissed in the rain? — Yes.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes.
Saw someone die? — Yes.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yes.
Smoked a cigar? — Yes.
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? — No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? —Yes.
Broken a bone? — Yes.
Skipped school? — Yes.
Eaten a bug? — Yes.
Sleepwalked? — Yes.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes.
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes.
Dumped someone? — Yes.
Forgotten your anniversary? — Yes.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — Yes.
Ridden in a helicopter? — No.
Shaved your head? — No.
Blacked out from drinking? — No.
Played a prank on someone? — Yes.
Hit a home run? — No.
Felt like killing someone? — Yes.
Cross-dressed? — Yes.
Been falling-down drunk? — Yes.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes.
Eaten snake? — Yes.
Marched/Protested? — Yes.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Yes.
Puked on an amusement ride? — No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No.
Knitted? — Yes.
Been on TV? — Yes.
Shot a gun? — Yes.
Skinny-dipped? — Yes.
Given someone stitches? — No.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No.
Ridden a surfboard? — Yes.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes.
Had surgery? — Yes.
Streaked? — No.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No.
Tripped on mushrooms? — No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes.
Peed on a bush? — Yes.
Donated Blood? — No.
Grabbed electric fence? — No.
Eaten alligator meat? — No.
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes.
Peed your pants in public? — No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? — Yes.
Written graffiti? — Yes.
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes.
Think about the future? — Yes.
Been in handcuffs? — Yes.
Believe in love? — Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — No.

Thanks  pellpell for tagging.