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Posted 15 years agoinitially some friends (and their friends) planned to be having a lightsaber war at the park with a points system or something for "May the Fourth be with you" day but then there were these younger douchebag kids who were attempting to do that "I'm gonna make fun of you by pretending to like the thing you're doing even though it's stupid durr hurr" thing
So we went into the woods to try and get away from them but then they followed us in and then we (forgot how) got them to leave pretending we'd wait for them to come back and then we took off, I was wearing a tannishbrown jacket and hat so I was basically a ninja, the rest of my friends even lost track of me for a while
it was pretty damn fun, I got to use some of my more complex threats on them, such as the contextually-dependent "If you get close enough for me to touch your penis I'm going to shove it down your throat."
most fun I've ever had outdoors, except smashing the microwave comes close.
So we went into the woods to try and get away from them but then they followed us in and then we (forgot how) got them to leave pretending we'd wait for them to come back and then we took off, I was wearing a tannishbrown jacket and hat so I was basically a ninja, the rest of my friends even lost track of me for a while
it was pretty damn fun, I got to use some of my more complex threats on them, such as the contextually-dependent "If you get close enough for me to touch your penis I'm going to shove it down your throat."
most fun I've ever had outdoors, except smashing the microwave comes close.
100 tooths
Posted 15 years agoQuiz: 100 truths
001. Name → Clover
002. Nickname(s) → Clo, Mia
002.1 Online nicknames → Clover, WindowField, Mia, 1337crue (don't ask)
003. Status → awesome
004. Zodiac sign → Doesn't matter, it doesn't fit me at all
005. Male or female → Male
006. Elementary → Purgatory
007. Middle School → Hell on 'Roids
008. High School → Regular Hell
009. Smart → I'd like to think so.
010. Hair colour → Black
011. Long or short → Wh-wh-
012. Loud or Quiet → Quiet (except in bed) (maybe that was joking around, maybe not)
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
014. Phone or Camera → Phone, bitch
015. Health freak → nossir
016. Drink or Smoke? → No
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → rofl
018. Eating or Drinking → nomming
019. Piercings → Used to have my ear pierced
020. Tattoos → Naw
FIRSTS:
023. First Mate → uh uh uh I dunno
024. First crush → I don't remember that shit
025. First best friend → why are you making questions about stuff I don't remember
026. First award → hgihdusngdjsungfdisa
027. First pet → Hermit crabs
028. First big vacation → uh, not really anywhere.
030. First big birthday → None, they've all sucked.
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → Pretzels
050. Drinking → Dr. Pepper
052. I'm about to → sneeze
053. Listening to → Nine Inch Nails
054. Plans for today → Moar Pokémon.
YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Not really
059. Want to get married? → I don't know
060. Careers → Dunno
WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?
068. Lips or eyes → Lips.
070. Shorter or taller? → Taller but I'll take shorter just as quick.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Dunno
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Stomach.
074. Sensitive or loud → In between.
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → Eh
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → Yep
081. Ran away from home → Yes
084. Broken someone's heart → Yeah...
085. Been arrested → Nossir
087. Cried when someone died → Yeah
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Sometimes I wonder.
090. Miracles → By some definitions
091. Love at first sight → Perhaps
092. Heaven → Ha.
093. Santa Claus →OH YA MAN HURR
094. Sex on the first date → Mmmmno.
095. Kiss on the first date → Yup
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yeah...
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → No.
099. Do you believe in God → Nope
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people? only if you do me
001. Name → Clover
002. Nickname(s) → Clo, Mia
002.1 Online nicknames → Clover, WindowField, Mia, 1337crue (don't ask)
003. Status → awesome
004. Zodiac sign → Doesn't matter, it doesn't fit me at all
005. Male or female → Male
006. Elementary → Purgatory
007. Middle School → Hell on 'Roids
008. High School → Regular Hell
009. Smart → I'd like to think so.
010. Hair colour → Black
011. Long or short → Wh-wh-
012. Loud or Quiet → Quiet (except in bed) (maybe that was joking around, maybe not)
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
014. Phone or Camera → Phone, bitch
015. Health freak → nossir
016. Drink or Smoke? → No
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → rofl
018. Eating or Drinking → nomming
019. Piercings → Used to have my ear pierced
020. Tattoos → Naw
FIRSTS:
023. First Mate → uh uh uh I dunno
024. First crush → I don't remember that shit
025. First best friend → why are you making questions about stuff I don't remember
026. First award → hgihdusngdjsungfdisa
027. First pet → Hermit crabs
028. First big vacation → uh, not really anywhere.
030. First big birthday → None, they've all sucked.
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → Pretzels
050. Drinking → Dr. Pepper
052. I'm about to → sneeze
053. Listening to → Nine Inch Nails
054. Plans for today → Moar Pokémon.
YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Not really
059. Want to get married? → I don't know
060. Careers → Dunno
WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?
068. Lips or eyes → Lips.
070. Shorter or taller? → Taller but I'll take shorter just as quick.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Dunno
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Stomach.
074. Sensitive or loud → In between.
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → Eh
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → Yep
081. Ran away from home → Yes
084. Broken someone's heart → Yeah...
085. Been arrested → Nossir
087. Cried when someone died → Yeah
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Sometimes I wonder.
090. Miracles → By some definitions
091. Love at first sight → Perhaps
092. Heaven → Ha.
093. Santa Claus →OH YA MAN HURR
094. Sex on the first date → Mmmmno.
095. Kiss on the first date → Yup
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yeah...
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → No.
099. Do you believe in God → Nope
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people? only if you do me
I am worth $3745 a night
Posted 15 years agoNatural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $75
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$50
Total of Far: $100
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $100
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $75
[ ] Other - $15
Total of Far: $200
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95
Total of Far: $350
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Total of Far: $450
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born - $215
Total of Far: $600
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[x] No - $600
Total of Far: $1200
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Total of Far: $1250
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so Far: $1750
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Total of Far: $2075
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $50
[ ] g-k - $175
[ ] l-p - $300
[x] q-u - $350
[ ] v-z -$250
Total of Far: $2425
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[ ] white - $110
[ ] green - $330
[ ] black - $110
[ ] purple - $220
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $330
[x] blue - $220
[ ] other - $350
Total of Far: $2645
First letter of the person you last talked to
[d] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $100
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $50
[ ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $200
[ ] z - $250
Total of Far: $2745
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x]Nope- $1,000
[ ] some- $750
Total: $3745
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $75
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$50
Total of Far: $100
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $100
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $75
[ ] Other - $15
Total of Far: $200
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95
Total of Far: $350
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Total of Far: $450
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born - $215
Total of Far: $600
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[x] No - $600
Total of Far: $1200
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Total of Far: $1250
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so Far: $1750
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Total of Far: $2075
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $50
[ ] g-k - $175
[ ] l-p - $300
[x] q-u - $350
[ ] v-z -$250
Total of Far: $2425
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[ ] white - $110
[ ] green - $330
[ ] black - $110
[ ] purple - $220
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $330
[x] blue - $220
[ ] other - $350
Total of Far: $2645
First letter of the person you last talked to
[d] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $100
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $50
[ ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $200
[ ] z - $250
Total of Far: $2745
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x]Nope- $1,000
[ ] some- $750
Total: $3745
F-fetish meme <.<
Posted 15 years ago(+++) WANT.
(++) Yeah.
(+) Cool.
(~) Eh.
(-) Nah.
(--) Nope.
(---) Hell No.
(?) What?
Anal on Males (+++)
Transformation (~)
Yaoi (++)
Girly Boys (+++)
Subbing/Domming: Subbing (+++) Domming (~)
Tentacles (+)
Spooge (++)
Bondage (++)
Oviposition (?)
Cross-dressing (++++)
Oral (+++)
Orgy (++)
Muscle, Male (--)
Lactation (---)
Incest (~)
Partial Nudity (+)
Anal on Females (-)
Clothing (++)
Leather (+)
Stockings (+)
Muscle, Female (----)
Herm (+)
Macro/Micro (-)
Impregnation (--)
Paw (++)
Bi (++)
Mind Control (+)
Uniform (~)
Solo Masturbation (+)
Tech (-)
Sadism (---)
Hyper (~)
She-males (+)
Sinking (?)
Body Paint (--)
Plants (---)
Mud/Quicksand etc (---)
Anal Vore (~)
Rape (++) shush you. <.<
Watersports (+++)
Masochism (++)
Multiple body parts (-)
Zoophilia (~)
Breasts (+) I may be mostly gay but...
Breast Expansion (---)
Hetero (M/F) (--)
Biting (+++)
Inflation (+)
Pregnancy (---)
Yuri (F/F) (+)
Fat/Pudge (-)
Cock Vore (~)
Standard Soft Vore (+)
Weight Gain (-)
Tails (+++)
Cub (+)
Baby/Diaper ([omitted])
Standard Hard Vore (+) Whaaat? >.>
Scat (~)
Gore/guro (+)
Snuff (~)
Skunk spray (-)
Asphyxiation (++)
Shoe/Boots (~)
Suit and Tie (+)
Soul Vore (?)
Butch Girls (--)
Cheesecake (?)
Glasses (+++) my theory is that 90% of people look cuter in glasses
Electricity (---)
Wet-look (~)
Unbirth (~)
Latex/Rubber/Leather (~)
Rimming (++)
(++) Yeah.
(+) Cool.
(~) Eh.
(-) Nah.
(--) Nope.
(---) Hell No.
(?) What?
Anal on Males (+++)
Transformation (~)
Yaoi (++)
Girly Boys (+++)
Subbing/Domming: Subbing (+++) Domming (~)
Tentacles (+)
Spooge (++)
Bondage (++)
Oviposition (?)
Cross-dressing (++++)
Oral (+++)
Orgy (++)
Muscle, Male (--)
Lactation (---)
Incest (~)
Partial Nudity (+)
Anal on Females (-)
Clothing (++)
Leather (+)
Stockings (+)
Muscle, Female (----)
Herm (+)
Macro/Micro (-)
Impregnation (--)
Paw (++)
Bi (++)
Mind Control (+)
Uniform (~)
Solo Masturbation (+)
Tech (-)
Sadism (---)
Hyper (~)
She-males (+)
Sinking (?)
Body Paint (--)
Plants (---)
Mud/Quicksand etc (---)
Anal Vore (~)
Rape (++) shush you. <.<
Watersports (+++)
Masochism (++)
Multiple body parts (-)
Zoophilia (~)
Breasts (+) I may be mostly gay but...
Breast Expansion (---)
Hetero (M/F) (--)
Biting (+++)
Inflation (+)
Pregnancy (---)
Yuri (F/F) (+)
Fat/Pudge (-)
Cock Vore (~)
Standard Soft Vore (+)
Weight Gain (-)
Tails (+++)
Cub (+)
Baby/Diaper ([omitted])
Standard Hard Vore (+) Whaaat? >.>
Scat (~)
Gore/guro (+)
Snuff (~)
Skunk spray (-)
Asphyxiation (++)
Shoe/Boots (~)
Suit and Tie (+)
Soul Vore (?)
Butch Girls (--)
Cheesecake (?)
Glasses (+++) my theory is that 90% of people look cuter in glasses
Electricity (---)
Wet-look (~)
Unbirth (~)
Latex/Rubber/Leather (~)
Rimming (++)
My Life According to Nine Inch Nails
Posted 15 years agoUsing only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)" Write back guys!
Pick your Artist:
Nine Inch Nails
Are you a male or female:
Big Man with a Gun
Describe yourself:
The Great Destroyer (|3)
How do you feel at this moment:
Now I'm Nothing
Describe where you currently live:
Help Me I Am In Hell
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Right Where it Belongs
Your favorite form of transportation:
Cars (Yes, I know this is by Gary Numan, but they've covered it live. With Gary.)
Your best friend is:
Just Like You Imagined
You and your best friends are:
We're In This Together
What's the weather like:
Not So Pretty Now
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Somewhat Damaged
What is life to you:
Every Day is Exactly the Same
Your relationship:
Discipline (look up the lyrics x3)
Your fear:
Slipping Away
What is the best advice you have to give:
Love is Not Enough
Thought for the Day:
Where Is Everybody?
Pick your Artist:
Nine Inch Nails
Are you a male or female:
Big Man with a Gun
Describe yourself:
The Great Destroyer (|3)
How do you feel at this moment:
Now I'm Nothing
Describe where you currently live:
Help Me I Am In Hell
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Right Where it Belongs
Your favorite form of transportation:
Cars (Yes, I know this is by Gary Numan, but they've covered it live. With Gary.)
Your best friend is:
Just Like You Imagined
You and your best friends are:
We're In This Together
What's the weather like:
Not So Pretty Now
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Somewhat Damaged
What is life to you:
Every Day is Exactly the Same
Your relationship:
Discipline (look up the lyrics x3)
Your fear:
Slipping Away
What is the best advice you have to give:
Love is Not Enough
Thought for the Day:
Where Is Everybody?
I'm a very bad influence [memememememe]
Posted 15 years agoThe "Am I Really That Bad?" meme
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
---
MY TOTAL: 48
HAVE YOU...
[ ] smoked
[ ] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex ??!)
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[x] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[ ] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[ ] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[ ] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 28
[x] had a crush on a friend
[ ] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[ ] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 31
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[ ] cruised the mall
[ ] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 36
[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[ ] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 42
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 48
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
---
MY TOTAL: 48
HAVE YOU...
[ ] smoked
[ ] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex ??!)
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[x] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[ ] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[ ] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[ ] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 28
[x] had a crush on a friend
[ ] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[ ] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 31
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[ ] cruised the mall
[ ] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 36
[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[ ] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 42
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 48
Just look how far this has gone...
Posted 16 years agoI'm going to start this journal out by saying that I'll be surprised if it gets a single comment.
I've been lying. I keep telling everyone I'm okay, it's getting to the point where I've almost believed it.
She meant everything to me and I let her slip away...
All of my memories of those days just keep flooding back to me and I'm not strong enough to deal with it.
I just lie back and think of all that could have been...
Why do I even try to make myself okay anymore? It's not as if I matter that much to anyone, and if I do, they're wasting effort.
Please, just let me forget my regrets...
</emo>
I've been lying. I keep telling everyone I'm okay, it's getting to the point where I've almost believed it.
She meant everything to me and I let her slip away...
All of my memories of those days just keep flooding back to me and I'm not strong enough to deal with it.
I just lie back and think of all that could have been...
Why do I even try to make myself okay anymore? It's not as if I matter that much to anyone, and if I do, they're wasting effort.
Please, just let me forget my regrets...
</emo>
R.I.P. :(
Posted 16 years agoIt's sad that 2009 left us, just when it turned 1 year old... Why do the good die young?
Wait, no, 2009 wasn't really that good overall. So, uh...
Yeah, happy new year.
Wait, no, 2009 wasn't really that good overall. So, uh...
Yeah, happy new year.
Merry Christmastag!
Posted 16 years agoI'mma go ahead and list what I got:
-X-Box 360 (gamertag: "LeGreatDestroye" no that's not a typo)
-Rock Band 2
-Little Big Planet for PSP
-Something Something Something Dark Side DVD
Yes, that's it. I got a bunch of shit from my grandma but it's all, well, shit, so I'm taking it all back. She doesn't even try to get me things I like anymore, it rather depresses me...
EDIT: Oh, and I got platform shoes. :3
-X-Box 360 (gamertag: "LeGreatDestroye" no that's not a typo)
-Rock Band 2
-Little Big Planet for PSP
-Something Something Something Dark Side DVD
Yes, that's it. I got a bunch of shit from my grandma but it's all, well, shit, so I'm taking it all back. She doesn't even try to get me things I like anymore, it rather depresses me...
EDIT: Oh, and I got platform shoes. :3
45% happy life...
Posted 16 years ago[x] You have a boyfriend / girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an iPod / MP3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[] You have more than 2 best friends.
[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 5
[x] You dress how you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer / laptop in your room.
[] You have never been beaten up.
[] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[] Your room is big enough for you.
[] People don't use you for something you have.
[] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 8
[] You have over 50 friends on MySpace.
[] Your parents let you have a MySpace.
[] You get allowance.
[] You collect something normal.
[] You look forward to going to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 9
[] You own a car and / or motorcycle
[] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.
[] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 11
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language.
[] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to 5 songs.
[] You don't have any enemies.
[] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 15
add em up, multiply by 3
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an iPod / MP3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[] You have more than 2 best friends.
[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 5
[x] You dress how you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer / laptop in your room.
[] You have never been beaten up.
[] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[] Your room is big enough for you.
[] People don't use you for something you have.
[] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 8
[] You have over 50 friends on MySpace.
[] Your parents let you have a MySpace.
[] You get allowance.
[] You collect something normal.
[] You look forward to going to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 9
[] You own a car and / or motorcycle
[] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.
[] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 11
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language.
[] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to 5 songs.
[] You don't have any enemies.
[] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 15
add em up, multiply by 3
How did I get this close to Maynard? (In My Pants meme)
Posted 16 years agoThe In My Pants Meme
1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you laugh out loud.
1. [NIN vs Tenacious D] "The Great Exploder - In My Pants"
2. [Nine Inch Nails] "Down in It - In My Pants"
3. [Daft Punk] "Robot Rock - In My Pants"
4. [Children of Bodom] "Aces High - In My Pants"
5. [Tool] "Prison Sex - In My Pants"
6. [The Jackson 5] "I Want You Back - In My Pants"
7. [Rise Against] "Like the Angel - In My Pants"
8. [Tool] "Maynard's Dick - In My Pants"
9. [Nine Inch Nails] "Head Down - In My Pants"
10. [Nine Inch Nails] "Head Like a Hole - In My Pants"
11. [Iron Maiden] "The Trooper - In My Pants"
12. [Tool] "Ticks and Leeches - In My Pants"
13. [Dream Theater] "Panic Attack - In My Pants"
14. [Billy Idol] "White Wedding - In My Pants"
15. [Chuck Brown] "Bustin' Loose - In My Pants"I NEED SOME HELP
Posted 16 years agoOkay okay okay so so I need help as shown by the title.
I need more multitracks. I tried to contact Tool through their email (the one provided on the website) however it seems to be dead as evidenced by that bastard MAILERDAEMON. I don't know if by any chance any of you are able to rip multitracks from games or have some source or anytng but if you can get me anything at all to work with from any band (except bands that don't make real music, *coughjonasbrotherscough*) then I will greatly appreciate it.
Also, psychic fair is today instead of yesterday.
I need more multitracks. I tried to contact Tool through their email (the one provided on the website) however it seems to be dead as evidenced by that bastard MAILERDAEMON. I don't know if by any chance any of you are able to rip multitracks from games or have some source or anytng but if you can get me anything at all to work with from any band (except bands that don't make real music, *coughjonasbrotherscough*) then I will greatly appreciate it.
Also, psychic fair is today instead of yesterday.
So yeah
Posted 16 years agoI don't like how This Twilight in the Sky came out so I redid it, I'll be uploading it later after I tweak it a tiny bit more.
Also I might be going to a psychic convention today.
Also I might be going to a psychic convention today.
...the end is near.
Posted 16 years agoSo, shit, I'm doing my best to get the maid costume in place but it looks like there's a possibility it won't happen, which sucks because I reaaaaaaaaally want to crossdress some more.
In other news I spent half the day with some germans. They're awesome but they have some really shitty musical taste.
In other news I spent half the day with some germans. They're awesome but they have some really shitty musical taste.
...wait until you know the time is right, you know...
Posted 16 years agoSo today I realized just how real Year Zero could be if we don't shape the fuck up. No particular reason why. I was just sitting around listening to Tool (yeah, not NIN for once, lol) and it just hit me... I can't get over it, I'm even up this late because I should be working on homework but I'm too distracted by thinking about all this shit, trying to figure things out, trying to figure out what'd be safe in the likelihood that it does happen.
So I'm a survivalist. Sue me.
So I'm a survivalist. Sue me.
...filling you with apathy, hold your breath...
Posted 16 years agoI'm sorry guys, I probably sound like a whiny bitch with all these journals. In any case I'm in a bit of a better mood today, let's hope it lasts the whole day. I should be following through with a plan I came up with and am getting some awesome help with, but I'm probably also going to upload that picture of me later today, so keep an eye out for that.
I'm also considering being a maid for Halloween, and if I do you'll get plenty of pics.
I'm also considering being a maid for Halloween, and if I do you'll get plenty of pics.
turn it up, listen to the shit they pump into your head...
Posted 16 years agoWell first off they've been treating me like shit all summer, hasn't stopped since. They want me to treat them with respect when all they do is bash me if I do one thing wrong, and they don't trust a word I say. I bought some pink arm warmers yesterday and my mom made this huge deal about how 'gay' they looked, to which I replied 'so?'. She hasn't talked to me since, but I guarantee she'll talk when she wants something.
And I shouldn't be in this house for too much longer, if all other forces cooperate correctly.
And I shouldn't be in this house for too much longer, if all other forces cooperate correctly.
Whatever.
Posted 16 years agoI don't want parties anymore. Everyone fights and invites their friends who I don't know and argues over who's playing guitar hero and which game we're playing and slams cake into my fucking face so I have to take a goddamn shower during my own fucking birthday party. This is my last one. I'm sick of this bullshit. I don't want to be crying at my birthday party every year, I've already done it twice in a row.
Don't expect that picture anytime soon.
Don't expect that picture anytime soon.
TWO DAYS!!! (also other news sorta)
Posted 16 years agoYEAH TWO DAYS TIL I'M SIXTEEN.
...yeah.
.......yeah.
............................yeaaaah.
Anyway also I was wondering what you guys would think if I uploaded... a certain pic of me... wearing something I don't normally wear... but I'd like to normally wear.... uh...
should I?
...yeah.
.......yeah.
............................yeaaaah.
Anyway also I was wondering what you guys would think if I uploaded... a certain pic of me... wearing something I don't normally wear... but I'd like to normally wear.... uh...
should I?
FIVE DAYS YEAHYUH
Posted 16 years agoFIVE DAYS TIL MAH BIRTHDAY YEAAAAAAAH
so what're you getting me?
so what're you getting me?
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Posted 16 years agoI am really really depressed right now.
I just found out that the last Nine Inch Nails show ever is in 2 days in California and I have no way to get there.
I WILL PERFORM MULTIPLE SEXUAL FAVORS IF SOMEBODY CAN SOMEHOW GET ME THERE.
That's partially serious.
I just found out that the last Nine Inch Nails show ever is in 2 days in California and I have no way to get there.
I WILL PERFORM MULTIPLE SEXUAL FAVORS IF SOMEBODY CAN SOMEHOW GET ME THERE.
That's partially serious.
new avutar lololol
Posted 16 years agoCURRENT MUSIC: The Thing that Should Not Be - MetallicaYeah, gots me a new avatar instead of the blaziken I got from google images.
Also, expect seeing a bit more from me lately, I've been working on quite a few things.
Hiiiii ;3
Posted 16 years agoSo yeah, everyone, if you haven't heard, I'm going out with Kasran.
Also this is like my first journal so that's cool.
Also also got dead rising for wii.
Also also also I'll be submitting something tomorrow.
Also this is like my first journal so that's cool.
Also also got dead rising for wii.
Also also also I'll be submitting something tomorrow.
