Doho! You clicked this link under false pretenses of what the subject matter contains here within this journal! Comedy jokes! Ha ha ha.

Has anyone noticed their submission boxes are being filled with more and more 'streaming' adverts?

Is that the thing now?

Celebrating 25 years of sandshrews! (Pokemon came out in 1996 but let's forget that)

CREATE TABLE SANDSHREW (_ID INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCRIMENT, VALUE SHREWS);

FA has a banner no one really likes.

https://youtu.be/LXFCII94V1Q

Sandshrews are a bit of whiners aren't they?

WANTED: Somebody to stop the DDoS attacks. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322 Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Server uptime is not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

I see more and more energy drinks being drunk here on the coast, it's almost like the new wave of standard beverage. What worries me is that if these are energy drinks; what the fuck is making us so tired to drink them back to back.

Yeah I've been dead for awhile. I've doodled here and there, but nothing I can show to the public (HA HA HA... bastard move, yes, but I'm probably not allowed to show the art due to context/characters).

Mostly I've just been thinking of myself as a person and what am I doing towards my goals. I could go on and talk about it, but I don't think it's really that is important. I mean there are a lot of aspects I'm still weighing about.

I know this sounds all cryptic and shit, by my opinions are usually weirdly worded and rarely gets my point across, so writing another long essay on this matter would only detriment me further. SO IN SHORT, I'm not dead; just thinking a lot!

Fucking shrews, how do they work?

10,000 pageviews. Neato.

:3c

Going to Alaska

I feel less and less inclined to draw arts as of late. Even when bored. So yeah, sorry folks.

It's :5bux: and awesome. If you don't. You will anger this shrew.

And the shrewrage shall be swift and deadly. Like a panther in the night.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/750005/

I got nothing. We're pretty perverted.

Also how do I be funny

My cock is huge.

to unwatch people? I felt I had to do a few because all their art is... well.. .something I can't seem to comment on them, they just.. are generic so to speak.

I feel guilty.

Going to NC to the 29th. brb

Don't you just dislike it, no... hate it.. no.. . LOATHE when you're stuck in a rut in whatever you do? I've been trying drawing unique characters, random fanart for other artists, everything

But I can't get anything to turn right!

I hate these blocks.


*Rants*

I've always wanted to do Opencanvas with people... but I have no one to do it with (or can't get the guts to ask other, better artists). But what I can do is ask through a journal to anyone willing...?

Keke :>