Yeah. Well, I'm not too excited. I haven't had a fun party since I was thirteen years old. But, eh. I got some chocolate cake, so that's good. And my mother got me a Galileo thermometer.

Otherwise, I've not got much, but less is more, I suppose.

http://kaitol.com/how-to-hire-an-artist/

More like, "How to Completely Screw an Artist Over".

I know, I know. This thing has be circulating all over FA, but I'm gonna give my honest and blunt opinion on it. This "advice" sucks.

I'm a writer, and lemme tell you, I will probably never get hired to write a story for a video game, as much as I'd love for that to happen. That being said, I'll have to keep this blog in mind of what NOT to do if I ever become a director for a video game and hire an artist.

I mean, look at this guy. He's gotta have some major balls to post a blog like this and not expect backlash from artists.

But you know, what really brings my piss to a boil is that I saw at least six replies that fucking AGREED with this douche. I mean, sure, it'd be a bad idea to hire someone under the age of 18, but not because they're unreliable, but because it's FUCKING ILLEGAL.

I mean, Gods damn, this is pissing me off. I'm pissed off for the artists who have likely already been screwed by this guy already. Imagine major businesses in the United States doing this kind of shit with the employees that they hire, if they haven't already.

Hell, that's probably why the US economy sucks right now.

Ugh...

1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga(Chick-a-MAW-ga), DeKalb (de-KAB), Dahlonega (duh-LON-uh-guh), Smyrna(SMERna), BuenaVista(BYOON-a VISS-ta), Valdosta (val-DOSS-ta) , Okefenokee (OH-kee-fin-OH-kee), La Fayette (la FATE),Vienna (vie-IN-er), Seville (SEE-vill), and Albany(all-BIN-nee)

P.S . Atlanta = ADD-LANNA not AT-LANT-A.

2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for
a funnel.

4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the
distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.

6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings and funerals.

7. You think everyone from a Yankee-state has an accent.

8. You measure distance in minutes.

9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit

11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding
date.

13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.

14 Almost everyone you know is either Baptist or Methodist.

15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed
Crew Cab is.

16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.

17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin'" to send them to your
friends.

19. On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton
field.

20. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."

21. "Ya'll" is a word.

22. Fried chicken is a major part of your diet

23. Krispy Kreme doughnuts are the only kind of doughnuts you eat.

24. You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your
new sweater.

25. Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the
threat of snow.

26. People actually grow, eat and like okra!

27. You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a
Southerner.

28. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.

29. Panama City Beach, Florida is a big deal.

30. You understand that at least once a year your car will turn yellow with
pollen.

31. You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo.

32. You say "tuna fish sandwich."

33. You use "Sir" and "Ma'am" if there's a remote possibility that person
you're talking to is least 30 minutes older than you are.

And finally...

34. You are 100% Georgian if you have ever had this conversation:


"You wanna coke?"



"Yeah."



"What kind?"



"Dr Pepper."

I decided to go ahead and do this meme to get my mind off of depressing stuff, and to try to cheer myself up.

[] you meow/bark to get attention [In anger at someone or a video game, yes, but not to get attention]
[x] you find pets toys amusing [I have actually played with them before. >.>]
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food [Once. <.<]
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you [-_-;]
[] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 3

[] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat [Nom. :3]
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car [I like the breeze. >.>]
[] you like when people pet your head
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with [They amuse me. <.<]
Total: 6

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime [My sleep schedule's fucked up. =/]
[x] you enjoy scaring birds [It's fun >:3]
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[] you bite people if they annoy you
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[] milk or water is your favourite drink
Total: 8

[] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park[Yeah, but I mostly like to relax.]
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 9

[x] you call your hands and feet "paws" [Not in public. >.>]
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about [Yes. V_V]
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling [Who doesn't? :3]
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up [Hee, it's helps me wake up]
[] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 13

[] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often [I play video games and get angry at them very often, making me bark, so yes. <.<]
[] you hide when you get scared
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot (pens, pencils, nails, arm, durable plastics) [...Yes.]
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 15

[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it [I kinda want one.]
[] you refer to your self as an animal
[] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals [AOL E-mail, yes.]
[] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often [-_-; Yeah. Especially at my grandmother's house. Damn, she keeps some good leftovers.]
Total: 17

[x] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time [These days, yeah]
[] you like to say hi to strangers
[] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like [-_-; Again, my video games when they piss me off]
[] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water [...That's not weird. >.>]
Final Total: 20


Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.

40

Wow. Had no idea that I had so much going for me.

I mean, I got no sleep last night, and that was due to playing video games all night with a friend of mine. Nothing to do with my current situation.

I live with my parents and as it turns out, they're low on funds right now, and may not have good enough credit to keep the house. So that means we'll be moving if shit goes south. I just feel like crap right now and I'm so tired... I probably won't feel like writing for a little while...

Maybe a nap will help me feel better...

Still can't fix those pesky XSS vulnerabilities, huh?

Homophobia means:

* I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

* I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

* I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

* We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

* I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

* I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

* I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

* I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

* We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

* I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

* I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

* I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

* I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

* I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

* I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

* I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

* I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

* I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

* I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

* I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.



Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Been so tired lately. I've been trying to stay awake during the day, but I'm having trouble with that since I've been awake all night. It's currently 2:41 AM EST and I can't sleep. Blarg. Well, I'm watching a stream, so that may be a good reason for that. All in all, I'm alright, and I'm getting some writing done for the trade I'm in currently.

So, meh. I can't complain, though I do.

 nsfw is having a free art raffle. Take a look and follow the rules!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1492249

Stolen from  spiritcreations

01) [] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else)
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 9

Do you love:
11) [x] Video games (more action/more gory = better).
12) [] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things. (Do crafts count? >.>)
14) [] Working out at a gym
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [] Football (American) (Hate it)
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [X] Wrestling (Mostly just watching it)
19) [] Boxing
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing (I like fishing!)
Total So Far: 14

Do you shop at:
21) [] Home Depot
22) [] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall Men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Hobby shops
27) [] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 15

Do you say:
31) [] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [X] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions. (No... but I do say, "When I was your age..."
35) [] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [X] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (insert profanity here)
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 21

Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [X] Comic books
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 22

Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 44%

Holy crap. o.o I'm not very manly.

Well! New furry artsite!

http://inkbunny.net/Windthor

...And I'm on it!

As you can see, I've only got three of my 20+ stories on it, but all the same, check 'em out! :D

Stolen from  quentia

• Respond with something random about you.
• Tell you which color you remind me of.
• Tell you my first memory of you.
• Tell you what animal you remind me of.
• Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
• Tell you my favorite thing about you.
• Tell you my least favorite thing about you.
• Challenge you to post this on your journal.

I'll answer all who reply to this journal.

Hey,  lysette is offering a free sketch for the first ten people to give her a reference picture!

Be sure to read her journal, here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1299677/

And be sure to tell her who directed you to her. :3

Gods, it's past 3:00 AM here and I'm riled up to the point of saying, "Fuck the Internet".

I had a little argument with a guy several hours ago on a youtube video that was comparing the American release of Left 4 Dead 2 with the Australian release.

Holy shit, this guy treated it like the goverment was being oppressive and communistic. What.

I won't post the conversation we had, because it's just that stupid. The jist of the whole thing was that he believed he was leading a revolution of Australians against thier FUCKING GOVERNMENT. Over a GODS DAMN IT ALL VIDEO GAME. So what that a game doesn't get its fucking gore. It's a FUCKING game. I mean, fucking hell.

Okay, to be fair I'd understand it if the government was trying to censor, say, an artistic nude painting in a museum. If it's done tastefully, and it's proven to be done so, I'd fight tooth and nail with them to get the black bar off a single nipple.

But for the love of the gods above, it's a video game. With zombies. And an apocalypse. Honestly, I say get the fuck over it and move on.

That is my final word.

Instructions: Out your media player on shuffle. Put down the first 15 songs. Add "In My Pants" to the end of the title. Bold the ones you found funny.

1. Stricken in my pants
2. If Everyone Cared in my pants
3. Pain Redefined in my pants
4. Yer Majesty in my pants
5. Comatose in my pants
6. Riot in my pants
7. The Curse in my pants
8. Over and Over in my pants
9. Guarded in my pants
10. I'm Alive in my pants
11. Lies in my pants
12. Save Me in my pants
13. You'll Be in My Heart in my pants
14. I Walk the Line in my pants
15. Down With the Sickness in my pants

Extra points if you know the bands/artists to all these songs.

If a product, no matter what it did, was called Nommacox, would you buy it?

I would. :3

Stolen from  blitz_emmerich

1. When did you start writing?

I started writing back when I was in elementary school, though the chicken scratches of an eight year old could hardly be called "writing".

2. First drafts: Handwritten, typed, or some combination?

Always typed.

3. Do you keep any kind of notebook or writer's journal, and if so, what kinds of things go into it?

Not really. I just write when the fancy strikes me.

4. Do you set any quotas for your work (number of words per day, number of hours per day, etc.)? Why or why not?

Nope. I just like to write as much as I can. I don't like quotas or schedules because, if my Halloween story is any proof, I rush a lot to get things done when there is a specific date to get things done.

5. Are you most comfortable writing short stories, novels, or something else?

I usually write short stories, but I am in the progress of writing a novel of sorts.

6. What's your favorite kind of story to write?

Sex.

7. Talk about a story of yours that was easy to write and one that was difficult to write, and why.

Oof, that's a hard one. Hmmm...

I suppose the easiest one would be the Smash Bros. fan fiction featuring Lucario and Fox McCloud. I actually knew a good bit about the characters and as a result I managed to breeze through the story rather well.

The hardest would possibly be the Concession story I wrote. Concession is a webcomic drawn by  immelmann You guys should watch him; he's awesome! Anyway, I had a lot of trouble with it because I had a hard time keeping all of the artist's characters in, well, in character. I did mess up on one, but Immy said that I did the story well enough.

8. Which of your characters is closest to your sense of self? In other words, who do you most identify with in your own work to date?

Windthor, of course. I created him to effectively mirror me in personality.

9. What work are you most proud of right now?

I'm really proud of how I did with the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon story I did, called "Team Fortune's Misfortune". I really like critique, though, so be sure to read it and tell me what you think.

10. What do you feel your strengths and weaknesses are as a writer?

I really don't know what my strengths are, but I know my weaknesses are character development. I tend to plateau with characters, especially Windthor at the moment.

11. Name a few writers who have influenced you or your work in some way.

Well, I really like Stephen King, and I think that since he deals with horror and the macabre, he was likely the influence of "Hunting on All Hallow's Eve".

12. Talk about something you've written that you later found embarrassing for some reason.

My first story involving sex. It was based on a FurCadia log my former roommate had and I converted it into a story, though admittedly not very well.

13. Talk about the earliest stories you remember writing. What were they about?

I'd rather not dealve into my past, if that's alright.

14. If you knew you would be successful, what would you most like to write?

What I'm writing now. If the world doesn't like it, tough. I'll sell my stories to furry conventions.

15. What inspires you?

Everything. What I do, what I see, what people say to me.

16. How many projects do you tend to work on at once?

One at a time, preferably, but I sometimes work on two at once to see if I can.

17. Who reads your work before it's released to the public? Do you have beta readers, a critique group, etc.?

If I write stories with other people's characters in them, i.e. the Concession story, I wait until the person's approval before I post it anywhere.

18. When you're not writing, what do you do for fun?

Play video games, watch TV. I've been doing that a lot lately. T-T

19. Advice to other writers?

Don't let anyone tell you what to write; write what you like and nothing less.

20. What are you currently working on?

Two stories. One is based on an experience I had with a tornado warning recently. The other takes place in a hospital.

21. Share the first three sentences of a work in progress.

Leonard Pyn groaned softly as he opened his eyes to a bright light, his vision blurry. He heard noises around him, beeping and voices, but he couldn’t make out the words, he had a splitting headache. The brown wolf blinked a few times.

Michael Jackson is dead, yes. He was pronounced dead a few hours ago and everyone is crying about it. Well, not everyone. There are a good amount of people who believed him to be a pedophile and a freak, but I'm not one of them. I'm personally not a fan of the King of Pop. Pop music just never did appeal to me. Sure, "Thriller" was nice. But in my opinion, that was his only good song.

I don't see why people are making a big fuss about it. Michael Jackson had a good run, becoming one of, if not the most famous musicians in the world. His run is over. He's gone. Crying and ranting about him being dead won't bring him back. So stop. Stop crying and get on with your lives. Get over it. I don't mean to sound heartless, but I don't care for pop music, and thus I don't care for the King of Pop.

I mean, millions of people die every day. But then again, who cares about them? The KING OF FUCKING POP died. The world doesn't come to a screeching halt because someone dies. Move on. Get over it.

The way I see it, all this crying is unneeded. While I personally gave up on religion of any kind, MJ is likely in a better place, free of all the assholes trying to get him for child molestation, which he was found innocent of.

In conclusion, the only reason I'm writing this is because I needed to make a point. Sure, this will likely fly over most people's heads, but I don't care about them.

In Atlanta. The Georgia Dome. June 18.

Yeah, I'm trying out.

I know I'm not much of a singer and I know that I probably won't make a career out of it and I definitely will not become the next David Cook, but I want to try out and give it all I can.

I haven't quite found out how I'm supposed to register. Anyone that can help me out on that front?

Okay, I've noticed that the stories I write, particularly the plot-driven ones, aren't as popular as the ones I write with pure, unadulterated sex. I understand that sex makes up a big part of the fandom, but come on people! Just because an art piece has a cock on it shouldn't affect how it it received in comparison to a clean picture.

No offense meant towards the artists I watch with porn in their art, I like it a good bit, no denying that fact.

I just find it weird that people automatically fave art because it has a cock, a vagina, breasts, or even them all together. It's just odd to me. The furry fandom doesn't have to be all about sex. Humans already think of us as sex-crazed maniacs with cat ears, stop making it easier for them!

Seriously.

Oh, and never get into a rant at 3:30 in the fucking morning.

[ ] public speaking (I get nervous, but I'll fucking do it, no question)
[ ] staying single forever (I won't mind being single forever. I like the freedom, really)
[ ] Rejection (I'm not afaid of the word "No".)
[ ] being a parent (I'm not too badly scared about that. *Shrug*)
[x] giving birth (I'd rather pull my scrotom over my head. D:)
[ ] being myself in front of others (I can do this crap all day! :D)
[ ] open spaces (Meh, don't affect me as much as they used to)
[x] closed spaces (I'm incredibly claustrophibic, or however the hell you spell that)
[x] heights (Not as bad as I used to)
[ ] dogs (I am a dog, so I love dogs as long as they're not thinking I'm a steak. >.<)
[ ] fish (Fish? Seriously?)
[ ] spiders (I don't mind spiders. Scorpions, back the fuck off)
[ ] flowers or other plants (I like flowers and plants if they don't come to life and bite my arm off. >.>)
[ ] that Scary guy... D: (Which scary guy? o.O)
[ ] being touched (Heheh. I love being touched, unless I'm not expecting it. >.>)
[ ] fire (Ooh, pretty. :3]
[ ] deep water (I used to before I learned how to swim)
[ ] snakes (I love snakes.)
[ ] silk (Silk? What does that have to do with anything?)
[ ] the ocean (Meh, used to be.)
[ ] failure (I hate failing, but I'm not afraid of it, I learn from it.)
[x] success (The greatest success comes with greater failure)
[ ] thunder/lightning (Meh, I like to watch it from the safety of my back porch)
[ ] frogs/toads (I love all amphibians.)
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad (It's the mom I fear. >.>)
[x] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom(I'm single in real life, but I'd be terrified to meet my girlfriend's/boyfriend's mother, especially if she's really religious)
[ ] rats (Heh, I like rodents. :3)
[ ] jumping from high places (I'll jump from my roof for $20, damn it.)
[ ] snow (I love the snow!)
[ ] rain (I like to listen to the rain, it puts me to sleep. :3)
[ ] wind (If it's blowing against something and making scary blowing noises, yeah. Otherwise, the cool breeze ruffling my fur... :3)
[x] crossing hanging bridges (If I'm assured by an expert, I'll cross it, otherwise, no.)
[ ] death (When I die, I'll meet with Jack as an old friend and walk with him to Judgement)
[ ] heaven (There is no sea of clouds or pearly gates. There is only the heaven you choose to have)
[ ] being robbed (Nah, I'll fight back if I get robbed. I won't be afraid)
[x] clowns (Clowns fucking terrify me, damn it. O.O)
[ ] dolls (Nope, though they hurt when your sister throws them at you. >.>)
[x] large crowds of people (I'm really claustriphobic, so if they're really tightly packed, I'm terrified)
[ ] men (Nope, as long as his cock isn't too big. :3)
[ ] women (What're you talking about, I love women. :3]
[x] having great responsibilities (A bit, yeah)
[ ] doctors, including dentists (Nah, I like doctors)
[x] tornadoes (Yes. D: I will hide in my bathtub, damn it.)
[x] hurricanes (Duh. D:)
[ ] incurable diseases (Not really)
[ ] sharks (I like sharks)
[ ] Friday the 13th (I'm not supersticious)
[x] ghosts (Bad ghosts, yeah, not friendly ones)
[ ] poverty (Meh, I'll get by with what I can if I have to)
[ ] Halloween (Bitch, I love Halloween. :D)
[ ] school (I hate school, I don't fear it)
[ ] trains (Nah)
[ ] odd numbers (WTF? o.O)
[ ] even numbers (I don't get it)
[x] being alone (YEah, I prefer to have someone beside me. <.<)
[ ] becoming blind (Not really, at least I'll have someone to lead me)
[ ] becoming deaf (At least I won't hear idiots calling me names)
[ ] growing up (I've already grown up, so meh)
[ ] creepy noises in the night (Used to be, but I've come to realize that I can debunk what they are)
[ ] bee stings (I'm not allergic to bees or any insects)
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals (Not really, though I will be disappointed in myself if I don't)
[ ] needles (I used to be)
[ ] blood (Meh, it doesn't bother me much)
[ ] dinosaurs (They don't exist outside of fiction, so not really. I do like anthro dinos, though. ^_^)
[ ] the welcome mat (Um, it says "WELCOME" on it. It's more friendly that scary.)
[ ] high speed (Nah, I'll ride a roller coaster if I have enough money to do it)
[ ] throwing up (I don't like throwing up, but I don't fear it)
[ ] falling in love (Heh. Nah.)
[ ] super secret (I don't get this one, so I'll leave it blank.)

Final Total: 13

If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 75 common fears.

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.

Normal? Hah!

Just a little question I have for my watchers and friends. Would you commission me if I gave that option? I don't have a paypal, nor can I get one currently because it's next to impossible for me to get a credit card or a bank account. But here's what I'm thinking if I ever do happen to get one:

$10 for one story with two main characters up to 10 pages in length(I won't chage you extra for any pages over the limit, since that will be my fault, not yours)
+$5 for each extra character

I WILL NOT do vore(With one exception), scat, watersports, fat furs, bloodplay, castration, unbirthing, rape, or mutilation.

If that isn't reasonable, tell me so.

In other news,  patthecat commissioned an artist for the new icon I have, plus a picture that may get finished soon, so I'm excited about that.

Lastly, this week is spring break, so hopefully I'll be around for a while, though if I'm not, then it means my mother has taken me out of the house, so if I don't reply to your comments right away, that's why.

Like the title says. I wasn't gone long, I know. Apparently I'm not in as much trouble as I originally thought.

I won't be on for a while, so don't expect any submissions for a good amount of time. I'd rather not go into details.

I'll hopefully see you all again soon.

Things aren't all that bad, really. I'm just tired and lacking creativity. I'm currently in progress of the next chapter in Wind's life, but it's on hold for a little bit. I'm just lacking creativity at the moment for it. It may jut take a ride on the backburner for a while, if I decide to go with my other ideas. I have three other ideas buzzing around my head at this moment. One is a (late) Christmas story. The second is a hospital story and the third is another Pokemon story.

If you think I should put Wind's story on the backburner, tell me. If you think I should get off my lazy ass and get done with the chapter already, tell me.