This is entirely  takewalker's fault. I noticed a few items in his meme that matched my own personal info and said as much. He was curious, so here I am posting. Read at your own peril (of boredom)


Basics:

Name: Chris
Nickname: RL nick: Oz, but only to a few.
Fursona: Don't have one, really
Date of Birth: February 15th
Birthplace: Eglin Air Force Base.
Current Location: The armpit of the United States of America
Eye Color: Dark hazel (read brown)
Hair Color: what's left is brown with a hint of gray
Height: 6'4"
Heritage: Polish, Irish, Italian, British
Piercings: nu-uh
Tattoos: nope


Favourite:

Animal: Almost anything pettable, but mostly just dogs 'n cats
Band/Singer: Band: Depeche Mode Male Vocalist: Peter Gabriel Female Vocalist: Kate Bush
Song: Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
Movie: Aliens "Let's build a campfire, sing a couple of songs. Why don't we try that?"
Disney Movie: Lion King
Disney Show: Tail Spin
Disney Character: Don Karnage is top fox, yes no?
TV show: I watch the Simpsons and the news, not much else. TV kills.
Color: Black
Food: Mom's
Pizza topping: Dead animal
Ice-Cream Flavor: Anything chocolaty with nuts
Pocky Flavor: I've only had chocolate and strawberry. Meh.
Drink (alcoholic): Jack and Coke
Soda: Mountain Dew
Cookie: Mom's home-made chocolate chip drop cookies.
Store: Anyplace that sells good computer stuff
Clothing Brand: Cheap
Shoe Brand: See above
Season: Autumn
Month: October
Convention/Holiday/Festival: Thanksgiving
Flower: Iris
Board game: Scrabble. Werds are teh happy. (though I lose often)


This or That:

Sunny or rainy: Rain suits more of my moods than sunshine
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate plz
Fruit or veggie: Apples, bananas, plums, grapes, strawberries, oranges.... uhm, what was the question?
Night or day: Gimme that cool soothing darkness.
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Neither is permanent enough to spend time worrying over
Phone or in person: In person. Email is better, tho
Looks or personality: Personality. Looks are meaningless.
Coffee or tea: Cawfay!
Hot or cold: *puts on a coat* I hate sweat.

Your:

Goal for this year: Get out of this $*^%@# apartment.
Most missed memory: My childhood friend whom I haven't seen in 20 years. I don't even remember what he looks like.
Best physical feature: I have a pulse.
First thought waking up: Why did I stay up so late?
Hypothetical personality disorder: Some form of self-loathing, I guess.
Preferred type of surgery: Tree
Sesame street alter ego: Do you know how many decades it's been since I watched The Street??
Fairytale alter ego: I have no idea
Most stupid remark: "Hey, did you hear what that fat guy did this......" *eyes the fat guy as he walks in*
Worst crime: Not living up to my potential
Greatest ambition: To cause no pain to others
Greatest fear: Exposure (not nudity, pervs)
Darkest secret: I was on the grassy knoll.
Favorite subject: Computer programming
Strangest received gift: A pink and white rubber skeleton for a Christmas present. Given in 5th grade by the 'slow kid' of the class. I had upbringing enough to thank him kindly. Even kept it for a while.
Worst habit: Bitching at co-workers under my breath.


Do You:

Smoke: No
Drink: Occasionally
Curse: Unfortunately, yes. More than I should. MUCH more.
Shower daily: Damn skippy. B.O. is boo.
Like thunderstorms: Go, Thor, Go! (but only after I unplug the comps)
Dance in the rain: Not likely
Sing: Yes. Poorly.
Play an instrument: Only if a steering wheel is considered a percussion instrument.
Get along with your parents: Swimmingly.
Wish on stars: I'd as soon converse with a nuclear power plant
Believe in fate: Not even remotely
Believe in love at first sight: Maybe for others, not for me


Can You:

Drive: Yes
Sew: I can repeatedly drive threaded needles into holes in socks to close holes in socks, does that count?
Cook: I can read box directions, throw boxfood into pots, add water and eat charred results, does that count?
Speak another language: I am fluent in Nerd, Geek and Southern
Dance: I'm not allowed to dance in public. Court order.
Sing: I'm not allowed to sing in public. Constitutional amendment.
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: U

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: Buzzed only. Didn't like it
Been Stoned/High: Hell no
Eaten Sushi: nope
Been in Love: not even close
Skipped school: no, too afraid of being caught
Made prank calls: I have better things to do with my spare time
Sent someone a love letter: Uhm, sorta. Once. It didn't end well.
Stolen something: Yes. File it under youthful experimentation. Mixed with a liberal amount of stupid.
Cried yourself to sleep: no

Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person? Self righteousness
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? 11:30 PM. Actually, it's more of a guideline.
Name three things you can't live without: Internet access, music and books
What is the color of your room? Dingy white. I live in an apartment, so I have no say in colors
Do you have any siblings? A younger sister
Do you have any pets? Sadly, no
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I won't kill anyone for money.
What is you middle name? Allen
What are you nicknames? Whifflechop Smackwhisker and Ricky the Crimson Valet
Are you for or against gay marriage? If gay want married, let be married. Nobody's business but theirs.
What are your thoughts on abortion? 6 billion and counting!!!!!! Breed! Breed! Breed! O.o Pro-choice.
Do you have a crush on anyone? No.
Are you afraid of the dark? No. Unless I'm sharing it with something large, hungry and carnivorous.
How do you want to die? Quickly and painlessly. Preferably by asteroid. Two weeks notice would be nice, too.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? WHAT?!? What kind of...... Oh. POPsicles. *.* Nebber mind.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? There is one person I would give my life for without hesitation or regret. No, I won't tell you who it is. Unless you give me a popsicle.
Are there any rules you've broken? Most, if not all, of those set forth by the RIAA.

I'll make this short. I haven't been posting much lately because I've been really busy with a lot of stuff, both personal and at work. I haven't been writing much, but I have been writing. I know I'm behind on Poetigress' Prompts, and I have some ideas I want to work on for them. I just don't know when I'll get a chance.

I do know that it will be after Thanksgiving. I just realized today that my scheduled vacation time for that holiday is closer than I thought, and I don't have enough time to do everything I wanted to before I leave (I'm visiting family for that entire week.) So some things will have to wait, like my Prompt entries.

*sigh* How did I ever get this far behind?

I finally asked  grrrwolf some questions in connection to the '3 questions' meme currently going around. In return, I am supposed to allow others to ask 3 questions of me and answer them as truthfully as possible.

So ask away. =^.^=