Yo, still alive.

Find me on https://bsky.app/profile/woif.bsky.social

I do stream sometimes but its been a while so not gonna bother linking. Hope ya'll have been well. I've somehow managed to get a house. And I dunno if I ever mentioned that I'm married these days. Stay safe in these unfortunately wild times.

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My friend is selling things for money that they need, so if anyone could please click the journal below:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6025923/

I just felt like putting a journal saying Hi. I'm bored at work, replacing a laptop's motherboard(SCREWS WHY DON'T YOU BLOODY COME OUT WHEN YOU'RE UNSCREWED ARRRRRRRRRRGH) and whatnot. In a mood to chit chat a bit. But not sure about what. I'm also on skype. which should be on my page.

If not it's deathshot15(oh how I wish I could change this without some stupid transition period of re-adding people, getting put in groups, etc.)

Respond with these seven different things!


1. Tell you something I learned about by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds
2. Tell you a colour you remind me of
3. Tell you my first memory of you
4. Ask you a question
5. Tell you something I like about you
6. Tell you the object that is to the left of me
7. Dare you to do this yourself in your journal

Snagged from Zenx49.

I rarely update this bloody thing. I'm considering getting some kind of blog/journal for the hell of it. Tumblr feels a bit too impersonal for me at least. How have people been?

I know not many if any really care bout my rambling, but I like to keep a record of things at least. Been in a relationship for a couple month's now. my girlfriend is living with me at my parents house right now, since her home is 2 hours or so away. Things are going well, if a bit fast. But I don't regret anythin'. She's already got a job over here. We're gonna be saving up to move out after a Anime Con this weekend. Frankly the idea of moving out kinda scares me, but at the same time I want to.

Been playing a lot of Skyrim since she had a copy for the Xbox. I'm probably gonna buy it for the PC though later, because Mods. I mean who DOESN'T want a Macho Man Dragon yelling YEAH when he breaths fire?

One thing that's kinda random, but really as of late. I've been wondering how every from SARP is doing. Aside from the few who are mod's on DrawRawr, I've lost touch with most of them or they just flat out vanished. I miss goofing off with them all the time in those big group chats to be frank.

That's about all I got for now. Also if anyone want's to talk to me more often or anything, my info's on my page and also check my twitter. I'm rather active on it. Well not as of late, but should be again soon. Also all my Twitter RP accounts <.< (I have too many)

Dunno felt like updating this, inb4 Knux stabs me.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/chapter-15958.html

She needs more readers. go read it. and give critique and stuff.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2858605/

Their cat is going to have to be put down if they don't get enough money, so any help anyone could give would be widely welcome. I'm going to trya nd give some my next paycheck if I can.

Woo. But really not excited about the drinking. but I am happy I am 21.

If I started to make tails, and ones with Lights in them. would anyone buy the prototypes/finished products?

[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 0

[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[ ] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 1

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime (what does this have to do with being a furry? I thought it was part of being a nerd.)
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink (I drink a gallons of milk at times.)
Total: 2

[/] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (Used to. Don't really wear it anymore.)
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 1.5

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[ ] you really enjoy cuddling
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around (SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Total: 2

[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 0

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals (nope)
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often (My hunger is odd. some days I'll be hungry as hell, others I'll be what is food.)
Total: 1

[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 1

Final Total: 8.5

Not very I guess?

http://www.thedealersden.com/auctio.....tion_id=105235

Why not check out my friends stuff? they need help getting the word out about their stuff. If you could spread the word I would be very happy!

any suggestions on where to get one?

Stolen from: StrawberryxVodka ... howdoIlinknameshere.

What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:

~More ~
● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:

Had a great time at the con, made friends though I didn't get contact info or anything.
Swag/loot/whatever:
Dagger, Short black sword, short red sword, orange pocketknife, Kitsune Mug, Kitsune ear hat, a Organization 13 Coat/Cloak/whatever the damn term is, and shit out of a grab back none of which I care about. Pics will be put up later. OH and a print signed by Robert Axelrod(Lord Zed in the power rangers). OH AND AGAIN, I ordered a GIR hat and Fox tail.
Kawa-Kon was the con. Met some nice people. Shyness/paranoia got in way of me meeting girls really. This is part of my emo rant later on in the post. ANYWAYS. Played a lot games.
Also went to a few panels.(there was a Yuri one I was gonna go to(18+) but I slept through it). there was one dedicated to L from Death note. I kept shouting GO KIRA, and won the Trivia. And the Death Note panel today, had jeporday and I was captain of Team Kira. and we won(barely). Got a CD out of that. Broke a guy's mask he bought and gave him money to replace it. and he bought a lighter instead(got it engraved). Went to a Ball(vampire knight themed). Was a "Wall flower"(aka guy who stands on the wall cause hes too damn shy) and got dragged by one girl to other girls to dance. Danced a bit but was still... awkward. Got a ton of business cards and fliers. That's about it. Ya can stop reading here if ya don't want to read a emo rant.

EMO RANT BELOW HERE. SKIP IF YA WANT.

BLAH. I had a great time and all. But honestly, I wished I had spoken to more girls and maybe got some numbers or something. I HATE HOW GOD DAMN SHY I AM. I don't have anyone local to hang out with. Almost all my friends from high school moved away. Sigh. I just. I just hate being alone. I miss Jazz. I hate being single. I hate going from a big thing to a con to holeing up in my room for a long while. Also I failed my networking class. BY .2%. NOT EVEN A FUCKING FULL % POINT. AKJHAKJDHGAD. 8| Sigh sorry. Just. I need shit to do out side the house but at school I am regarded as a freak, I don't know where to look for people or how to find them. I hate it. hatehatehatehate it.

END EMO RANT.

001. Name → Matthew Jacobs/Jordan
002. Nickname(s) → Woif, Crazy, Freak, insane, Ding, Chevaz, Dingy, Orta, Deathshot, Death,
003. Status → ... its... well. Complicated.
004. Zodiac sign → Libra
005. Male or female → Male
006. Nursery → United Hebrew
007: Primary School → Solomon Schechter day school
008. High School → Parkway Central High school
009. Smart → Sometimes
010. Hair color → Dirty blond/Dark
011. Long or short → Short
012. Loud or Quiet → AKJSDHAKJFGKJAGDF.
013. Sweats or Jeans → Sweats
014. Phone or Camera → Phone
015. Health freak → pffft
016. Drink or Smoke? → Neither.
018. Eating or Drinking → Dunno
019. Piercings → Nope
020. Tattoos → Nope

FIRSTS:

023. First Mate → Nik was her name
024. First best friend → Max. Known him since preschool
025. First award → softball thing I think
026. First crush → Can't remeber
027. First pet → Schnops. a... what was he again? a dog, just can't recall breed.
028. First big vacation → No clue
030. First big birthday → 13th

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating → Nothing
050. Drinking → Nothing
052. I'm about to → do something.
053. Listening to → nothing because I just took my headphones off
054. Plans for today → go to math, go home. Dread work. work. come home. Think more about a conflict I am having.

FUTURE:

058. Want kids? → Yep.
059. Want to get married? → Yep
060. Careers → Something in the IT field

WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?

068. Lips or eyes → Eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → *shrugs*
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Depends on situation
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → No clue
074. Sensitive or loud → Either
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → either

HAVE YOU EVER:

080. Lost glasses/contacts → Nope
081. Ran away from home → nope
084. Broken someone's heart → Don't think so though I may soon...
085. Been arrested → Nope
087. Cried when someone died → When my friend Shu passed away.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself → BELIEVE IN THE YOU THAT BELIEVES IN YOUR SELF
090. Miracles → Maybe
091. Love at first sight → Possible
092. Heaven → I may know more than I want to about this.
093. Santa Claus → Nope
094. Sex on the first date → ...
095. Kiss on the first date → ...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → ... One of two people... I dunno ><
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life →Somewhat.
099. Do you believe in God → my own theory yes
099. Do you believe in God, Gods, or higher powers? → God
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people-- > Don't have anyone

I know like... NO ONE watches me on here but. I need help with art, I want to start drawing again but basicly. I suck and I have no real style. I used to draw freehand but it just got annoying, so I wanna try using those "skeletons" but I need some advice on how. I wanna draw humans, My undead rogue, and my furry form. any help would be GREAT!

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.