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Black Gesso
Posted 13 years agoDoes not make good primer for painting a part of a wall no matter how much you put on....
Year of the dragon
Posted 13 years agoit happened
Things flying
Posted 13 years agoThere's these things with real long legs that keep flying around. They look like huge Mosquitos but do not bite. They are kinda cute.
100 ideas no time
Posted 14 years agoseems like when i want to do something or get into something i like i get sidetracked by other people to do things for them and being the loving caring person i am i get sucked in everytime almost as if ive got use me written across my forehead. too many fake friends in this world.im going to go attack the closet now the ammo is spilling out the bottoms if i could just relax and concentrate on a few key things ...
Ode To Frozen Dead Cat
Posted 14 years agoA Poem
Within my hemi doth mine ass sit? To get home swiftly to take a shit I spied upon the icy road A mound no larger than a toad
Up to the wonderment I crept Within my heart a rumble leapt My eyes deceive me? Not at all For they have captured a hairy ball
Wrought with ice and sandy crud And topped with a bit of mud What is this thing which I have found? Here upon this winter ground?
A tangled fuss of solid lump Would surely mistake for a speed bump! Awwwe a kitty! I knew it right! Basking motionless in the moonlight
I kicked it with my North Face shoe Froze solid stuck like super glue I tried to peel it from its grave What the hell was I thinking I could save?
As cold heat poured betwixt my lips Placing hands upon my hips I shook my head and softly sighed Its been a while since this things died!
Into the truck I slammed the door And pressed the pedal to the floor And with one bump across the cat I went straight home .and that was that...
Within my hemi doth mine ass sit? To get home swiftly to take a shit I spied upon the icy road A mound no larger than a toad
Up to the wonderment I crept Within my heart a rumble leapt My eyes deceive me? Not at all For they have captured a hairy ball
Wrought with ice and sandy crud And topped with a bit of mud What is this thing which I have found? Here upon this winter ground?
A tangled fuss of solid lump Would surely mistake for a speed bump! Awwwe a kitty! I knew it right! Basking motionless in the moonlight
I kicked it with my North Face shoe Froze solid stuck like super glue I tried to peel it from its grave What the hell was I thinking I could save?
As cold heat poured betwixt my lips Placing hands upon my hips I shook my head and softly sighed Its been a while since this things died!
Into the truck I slammed the door And pressed the pedal to the floor And with one bump across the cat I went straight home .and that was that...
labels lie
Posted 14 years agobrownies
not just brownie brownies but red velvet brownies
i has a whole tray
label says- EAT BY DECEMBER 9
i open it up
loveliness wrapped with chocolate
i bring it to my lips
and
crunch
its HARD
WTF WALMART
theyre hard
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
not just brownie brownies but red velvet brownies
i has a whole tray
label says- EAT BY DECEMBER 9
i open it up
loveliness wrapped with chocolate
i bring it to my lips
and
crunch
its HARD
WTF WALMART
theyre hard
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Psychological Meltdown Rant
Posted 14 years agoOh tis good to be a wolfenkitteh!
telemarketers stop calling please
in a world locked up by my own mind
i set it free
and i dont care
worse then before
i wrecked my car
i dont care
i speed
i dont care
i down a bottle of wine and i dont care
eff the consequences of my tongue
let it rip
i dont care
what can you do to me
really
whats the worse thing that could happen
ha
screw you
soulmate
thought i had one
no one really cares
at least not with guts or glory in mind
to the bitter end
thats me
to the end
the finis
finale
but him
noooooooo
selfish
unreliable
keeps my heart in a vice grip
guess what
it stopped beating
it doesnt care what you do or how hard you squeeze
you cant hurt me
anymore
ive learned to just not care
thanks for the plague
you FREAK
..................ahhhh i feel better now
telemarketers stop calling please
in a world locked up by my own mind
i set it free
and i dont care
worse then before
i wrecked my car
i dont care
i speed
i dont care
i down a bottle of wine and i dont care
eff the consequences of my tongue
let it rip
i dont care
what can you do to me
really
whats the worse thing that could happen
ha
screw you
soulmate
thought i had one
no one really cares
at least not with guts or glory in mind
to the bitter end
thats me
to the end
the finis
finale
but him
noooooooo
selfish
unreliable
keeps my heart in a vice grip
guess what
it stopped beating
it doesnt care what you do or how hard you squeeze
you cant hurt me
anymore
ive learned to just not care
thanks for the plague
you FREAK
..................ahhhh i feel better now
Jacked Survay
Posted 14 years ago1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?
Jacked from fur friend
Posted 14 years agoThis looked fun so I snatched it...from the snatcher...
1. If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be...
spider monkey
2. If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be...
Lion.
3. If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be...
Black wolf with ice blue eyes and cat ears
4. If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be...
horse
5. If your fursona had to be a cetacean, it'd be...
whats a cetacean
6. If your fursona had to be a mustelid, it'd be...
wtf is a mutelid
7. If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be...
no no no reptiles
8. If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be...
no marsupials!
9. If your fursona had to be a fully aquatic animal, it'd be...
a tiger shark
10. If your fursona had to be an amphibian animal it'd be...
noooo
11. If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be...
black hawk
12. If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be...
no creepy crawlies
13. If your fursona had to be a real or unreal hybrid, it'd be...
unstoppable
14. If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be...
Wolf with cat like reflexes and siamese looks
15. If your fursona had to be a Pokemon/Digimon, it'd be...
i HATE POKEMAN
16. If your fursona had to be a vehicle, it'd be...
Kawazaki Ninja
1. If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be...
spider monkey
2. If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be...
Lion.
3. If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be...
Black wolf with ice blue eyes and cat ears
4. If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be...
horse
5. If your fursona had to be a cetacean, it'd be...
whats a cetacean
6. If your fursona had to be a mustelid, it'd be...
wtf is a mutelid
7. If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be...
no no no reptiles
8. If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be...
no marsupials!
9. If your fursona had to be a fully aquatic animal, it'd be...
a tiger shark
10. If your fursona had to be an amphibian animal it'd be...
noooo
11. If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be...
black hawk
12. If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be...
no creepy crawlies
13. If your fursona had to be a real or unreal hybrid, it'd be...
unstoppable
14. If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be...
Wolf with cat like reflexes and siamese looks
15. If your fursona had to be a Pokemon/Digimon, it'd be...
i HATE POKEMAN
16. If your fursona had to be a vehicle, it'd be...
Kawazaki Ninja
Jacked from Shnurui - survay
Posted 14 years ago1. (x) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. (x) Have you ever barked at someone?
3. (x) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. (x) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl? MOM MADE ME
6. () Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. () Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. () Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. () Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
10. () Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. (x) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. () Do you dream furry while you sleep?
15. (x) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. (x) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. () Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (x) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries? ONLY non human
21. () Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
22. () If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. (x) Is your best friend furry?
24. () Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
25. () Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
Total: 11
Scores:
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
2. (x) Have you ever barked at someone?
3. (x) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. (x) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl? MOM MADE ME
6. () Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. () Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. () Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. () Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
10. () Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. (x) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. () Do you dream furry while you sleep?
15. (x) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. (x) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. () Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (x) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries? ONLY non human
21. () Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
22. () If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. (x) Is your best friend furry?
24. () Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
25. () Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
Total: 11
Scores:
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
