MOVING ACCOUNTS
General | Posted 15 years agoI started a new account to seperate the hundreds of artists I watch from friends and whatnot
This way paying attention to friends' journals and posts will be more easy and intimate!
Will still use this account, but if you like following my art or are or want to be my friend, follow me here:
zazistrangelove
This way paying attention to friends' journals and posts will be more easy and intimate!
Will still use this account, but if you like following my art or are or want to be my friend, follow me here:
zazistrangeloveI'm a $3675 hooker
General | Posted 15 years agoNatural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $1
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[x] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[X] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45
Age:
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child-$100
[x] Last Born - $100
[x] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born - $100
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $350
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision -$300
[x] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1
Car(s) Color:
[ ] Pink - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Obsdian - $800
[ ] White - $475
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0
[ ] Other - $ 50
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300 (Yes.)
[ ]12.5 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $550
Favorite Color(s):
[X] Black - $450
[ ] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[ ]no- $1000
[x] on some - $550
I'm worth $3675
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $1
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[x] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[X] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45
Age:
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child-$100
[x] Last Born - $100
[x] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born - $100
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $350
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision -$300
[x] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1
Car(s) Color:
[ ] Pink - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Obsdian - $800
[ ] White - $475
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0
[ ] Other - $ 50
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300 (Yes.)
[ ]12.5 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $550
Favorite Color(s):
[X] Black - $450
[ ] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[ ]no- $1000
[x] on some - $550
I'm worth $3675
Good people..
General | Posted 15 years agoI am a very shallow person. I hate myself for it. But there are people who amaze me in this world for their ability to see past the aesthetics and see the true beauty in people.
I got this from another journal someone posted, but still, it's so amazing the respect and appreciation some people have.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4296204/
Read this, you won't regret it.
I got this from another journal someone posted, but still, it's so amazing the respect and appreciation some people have.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4296204/
Read this, you won't regret it.
Commissions!
General | Posted 15 years agoSo I've decided I might want to get into the commission market~
I'm not a good artist, but I want to be motivated to draw more and what better motivator than money!
So basically, I will draw for you :3
I will pretty much draw your fursona, I can make it cartoony or intense, I like detail in stuff honestly, I cant draw simplistic stuff very well x.x
Basically, I will run it like this.
Single character drawn with full color: $5
colorless line drawing: $1
extra character +$3
Icons apply the same as above, they're no easier on me x.x
I will NOT draw:
internal organs
feces
overly nasty shit
most scalies or avians
I am iffy about drawing these things, so if you ask for them and it doesn't turn out well, I'm sorry:
overly dynamic poses
mechanical things
backgrounds
odd angles
My paypal is:
coreyncash[at]gmail.com
Just note me if you're interested
I'm not a good artist, but I want to be motivated to draw more and what better motivator than money!
So basically, I will draw for you :3
I will pretty much draw your fursona, I can make it cartoony or intense, I like detail in stuff honestly, I cant draw simplistic stuff very well x.x
Basically, I will run it like this.
Single character drawn with full color: $5
colorless line drawing: $1
extra character +$3
Icons apply the same as above, they're no easier on me x.x
I will NOT draw:
internal organs
feces
overly nasty shit
most scalies or avians
I am iffy about drawing these things, so if you ask for them and it doesn't turn out well, I'm sorry:
overly dynamic poses
mechanical things
backgrounds
odd angles
My paypal is:
coreyncash[at]gmail.com
Just note me if you're interested
Sad face..
General | Posted 15 years agoSo I got on FA this morning and saw I got a watch.
Then, when I clicked to see who it was, it says "Removed by the user"
So someone watched me, then decided I wasn't cool, and removed it..?
Disheartening.
Sad face.
Then, when I clicked to see who it was, it says "Removed by the user"
So someone watched me, then decided I wasn't cool, and removed it..?
Disheartening.
Sad face.
Virgin quiz
General | Posted 15 years agoPeople have to stop making these things cuz I'm just gonna keep doing them!
Lets get started
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. ( )
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. (x)
5. Had sex. (x)
6. Been to a concert. (x)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (x)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (x)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (x)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (x)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ( )
15. Been to prom. ( )
16. Cried at school. (x)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ( )
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. ( )
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (x)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. (x)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray. ( )
28. Hit by a car. ( ) (does having my foot run over count?)
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ( )
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. ( )
34. Broken a bone. ( )
35. Eaten sushi. (x)
36. Bought porn. (x)
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x)
40. Been in love. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
41. French kissed. (x)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ( )
45. Stabbed yourself. (x)
46. Shot a gun. ( )
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
50. Watched an animal die. (x) (I killed it, still feel bad)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. (x)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. (x)
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. ( )
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (x)
67. Cut yourself. (x)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ( )
70. Been to a wild party. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (x)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (x)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (x)
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. (x)
79. Set your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (x) (this shit happens all the time with me)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (x)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 41%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. (x) (sort of)
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (x)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.(x)
100. Been raped. ( )
Total: 33% virgin
I feel like a bad person <3
Lets get started
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. ( )
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. (x)
5. Had sex. (x)
6. Been to a concert. (x)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (x)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (x)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (x)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (x)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ( )
15. Been to prom. ( )
16. Cried at school. (x)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ( )
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. ( )
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (x)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. (x)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray. ( )
28. Hit by a car. ( ) (does having my foot run over count?)
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ( )
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. ( )
34. Broken a bone. ( )
35. Eaten sushi. (x)
36. Bought porn. (x)
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x)
40. Been in love. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
41. French kissed. (x)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ( )
45. Stabbed yourself. (x)
46. Shot a gun. ( )
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
50. Watched an animal die. (x) (I killed it, still feel bad)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. (x)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. (x)
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. ( )
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (x)
67. Cut yourself. (x)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ( )
70. Been to a wild party. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (x)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (x)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (x)
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. (x)
79. Set your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (x) (this shit happens all the time with me)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (x)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 41%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. (x) (sort of)
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (x)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.(x)
100. Been raped. ( )
Total: 33% virgin
I feel like a bad person <3
yup another one
General | Posted 15 years agoRules
1) Pick one of your Fursonas/OCs
2) Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your Fursona/OC
3) Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz
START
1.) What's your name?
Zazi Strangelove
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Not in the slightest, sucks having people think it's a fake name all the time. IT'S NOT.
3.) Are you single or taken?
Single. But have alot of playful friends
4). Have any abilities or powers?
I can handle myself in a fight and I can play guitar. I like to think I can sing but thats up for interpretation.
5.) Stop being a mary-sue >>
...Excuse me?
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
.....How big is he? It depends. Wrestling is retarded, and easy to get around. Yeah I guess so.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
yes, a mother, sister, and brother
8.) Oh? How about pets?
like, a dog?
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Yeah, I don't like plenty of things. Onions, zombies, rapists, dragons, birds, most anything with dragon or bird parts, people who think they are not shit
10.) Something that you do like?
Music... drawing... sex... friends... sex with friends... pizza.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Yes, I listen to music, play music and sing, draw, and walk around town
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
Yes, but it's not like I like to
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
No..
14.)What kind of animal are you? >>.
....Hyena?
15.) Name your worst habits.
I'm a bit of a pervert, I'm messy, I can get a bad temper...
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
Not really..
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
bi, I'm not picky.
18.) Do you go to school?
Yeah
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Not sure... maybe..
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Uhm, I'm not really that popular, so I don't think so...
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
ZOMBIES.
22.)*snicker* Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
black-gray
23.) Eyes?
Bright red
24.) What do you usually wear?
Sleeveless black hoodie with buttons, short sleeve shirt of some sort, piano key necktie, my glasses, Tripp shorts, arm warmers, sometimes leg warmers or socks
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
I'm not really quite sure about that..
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Yeah, though, not like I got anything to do today... I'm hungry..
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
No sandwich then..
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Small apartment downtown.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
Well the apartment isn't great, and I get by on what I can earn with music and my job, I'd say low..
30.) How many friends do you have?
Alot! I'm happy for that.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I kinda wish I got some more schooling done, but I still kinda like my job... so I'm not sure..
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Uhm, send about half to my family, get me a better car, and games and whatnot, I'd be comfy
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Pie <3
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
Pastas and pizzas
35.) Favorite drink?
orange soda
36.) What is your favorite place?
The mall!
37.) Least favorite?
uhm... Dentist...?
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
eh..
39.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
yay?
40.) Now, tag 3 people!
I DONT WANNA
1) Pick one of your Fursonas/OCs
2) Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your Fursona/OC
3) Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz
START
1.) What's your name?
Zazi Strangelove
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Not in the slightest, sucks having people think it's a fake name all the time. IT'S NOT.
3.) Are you single or taken?
Single. But have alot of playful friends
4). Have any abilities or powers?
I can handle myself in a fight and I can play guitar. I like to think I can sing but thats up for interpretation.
5.) Stop being a mary-sue >>
...Excuse me?
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
.....How big is he? It depends. Wrestling is retarded, and easy to get around. Yeah I guess so.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
yes, a mother, sister, and brother
8.) Oh? How about pets?
like, a dog?
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Yeah, I don't like plenty of things. Onions, zombies, rapists, dragons, birds, most anything with dragon or bird parts, people who think they are not shit
10.) Something that you do like?
Music... drawing... sex... friends... sex with friends... pizza.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Yes, I listen to music, play music and sing, draw, and walk around town
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
Yes, but it's not like I like to
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
No..
14.)What kind of animal are you? >>.
....Hyena?
15.) Name your worst habits.
I'm a bit of a pervert, I'm messy, I can get a bad temper...
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
Not really..
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
bi, I'm not picky.
18.) Do you go to school?
Yeah
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Not sure... maybe..
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Uhm, I'm not really that popular, so I don't think so...
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
ZOMBIES.
22.)*snicker* Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
black-gray
23.) Eyes?
Bright red
24.) What do you usually wear?
Sleeveless black hoodie with buttons, short sleeve shirt of some sort, piano key necktie, my glasses, Tripp shorts, arm warmers, sometimes leg warmers or socks
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
I'm not really quite sure about that..
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Yeah, though, not like I got anything to do today... I'm hungry..
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
No sandwich then..
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Small apartment downtown.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
Well the apartment isn't great, and I get by on what I can earn with music and my job, I'd say low..
30.) How many friends do you have?
Alot! I'm happy for that.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I kinda wish I got some more schooling done, but I still kinda like my job... so I'm not sure..
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Uhm, send about half to my family, get me a better car, and games and whatnot, I'd be comfy
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Pie <3
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
Pastas and pizzas
35.) Favorite drink?
orange soda
36.) What is your favorite place?
The mall!
37.) Least favorite?
uhm... Dentist...?
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
eh..
39.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
yay?
40.) Now, tag 3 people!
I DONT WANNA
another one: stereotype
General | Posted 15 years agoThis is supposed to test how manly I am
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly.
02) [X] You carry a wallet.
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance.
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis shoes.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [ ] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing.
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [X] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [ ] It's just a scratch
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [X] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [ ] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said)
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [X] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
multiply by 2...
24%
hawt
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly.
02) [X] You carry a wallet.
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance.
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis shoes.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [ ] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing.
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [X] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [ ] It's just a scratch
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [X] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [ ] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said)
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [X] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
multiply by 2...
24%
hawt
I gotta stop doing these things
General | Posted 15 years agoTen things I wish I could say to people:
1. I love you too
2. Just stop talking to me
3. I wish we could be friends, its too bad you think you are hot shit and wont give me a chance
4. You're not nearly as cool as you think you are
5. I want to spend the day with you..
6. Fuck you.
7. I wish you would realize that this is going to kill you
8. Hello.
9. (censored for good reasons)
10 ITS A PSYCHOBILLY FREAK OUT :D
Nine things about myself:
1. I believe in ghosts and spirits, and the idea of the zombie apocalypse is the most scary fucking thing I can think of. Strange considering how much I love zombie media.
2. I am a weak person and constantly wish people liked me. But I try to make myself decent by doing what I can for people, when I can. Ask me for help with something, I will probably do it.
3. I think babies and small children are terrible things. I hate how illogical they are.
4. I am the worst hypocrite, but I'm not ashamed of it!
5. I want to punch people who think they are better than others based on skills or interests. Avant Garde doesn't mean you're too sophisticated for anyone to understand, it means you have no talent and are trying to justify it!
6. I LOVE headphones. I don't know why.
7. I spend way too much money on games and comics
8. I love it when people talk to me, I hate making the first move
9. I LOVE HUGS
Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Spontaneity. Do surprising things, make the first move.
2. Have a good cynical sense of humor
3. Know when to be serious and when to be silly and when to be romantic
4. Know that I love to be told and showed that I'm cared about with words and affection
5. Share my interests!
6. Don't hide things, tell me about whats bothering you.
7. Be optimistic, life should be about happiness, not moping
8. Affection... Nothing is nicer than a warm kiss or holding hands..
Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. (lyrics to whatever song is stuck in my head. Theres ALWAYS a song stuck in my head)
2. ....I'm hungry
3. ...I want to play a game..
4. what the fuck!
5. You're fucking stupid
6. (more song lyrics)
7. ........
Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1. Check Gaia, Facebook, FA
2. Go to livingroom to see if anything's going on
3. turn off all light except for tv
4. lose pants
5. sometimes porn
6. try to think of good things so I don't have bad dreams
Five places I want to visit:
1. Japan
2. England
3. Canada
4. Portland
5. Alaska
Four things I'm wearing right now:
1. Shirt
2. Pants
3. boxers
4. bracelets, rings, Hellsing coat of arms necklace
Three musical artists that I listen to often:
1. Marianas Trench
2. Ludo
3. Skillet
Two things I want to do before I die:
1. Live a good love life
2. Be a better artist
One confession:
1. I think Nazi uniforms are sexy
1. I love you too
2. Just stop talking to me
3. I wish we could be friends, its too bad you think you are hot shit and wont give me a chance
4. You're not nearly as cool as you think you are
5. I want to spend the day with you..
6. Fuck you.
7. I wish you would realize that this is going to kill you
8. Hello.
9. (censored for good reasons)
10 ITS A PSYCHOBILLY FREAK OUT :D
Nine things about myself:
1. I believe in ghosts and spirits, and the idea of the zombie apocalypse is the most scary fucking thing I can think of. Strange considering how much I love zombie media.
2. I am a weak person and constantly wish people liked me. But I try to make myself decent by doing what I can for people, when I can. Ask me for help with something, I will probably do it.
3. I think babies and small children are terrible things. I hate how illogical they are.
4. I am the worst hypocrite, but I'm not ashamed of it!
5. I want to punch people who think they are better than others based on skills or interests. Avant Garde doesn't mean you're too sophisticated for anyone to understand, it means you have no talent and are trying to justify it!
6. I LOVE headphones. I don't know why.
7. I spend way too much money on games and comics
8. I love it when people talk to me, I hate making the first move
9. I LOVE HUGS
Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Spontaneity. Do surprising things, make the first move.
2. Have a good cynical sense of humor
3. Know when to be serious and when to be silly and when to be romantic
4. Know that I love to be told and showed that I'm cared about with words and affection
5. Share my interests!
6. Don't hide things, tell me about whats bothering you.
7. Be optimistic, life should be about happiness, not moping
8. Affection... Nothing is nicer than a warm kiss or holding hands..
Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. (lyrics to whatever song is stuck in my head. Theres ALWAYS a song stuck in my head)
2. ....I'm hungry
3. ...I want to play a game..
4. what the fuck!
5. You're fucking stupid
6. (more song lyrics)
7. ........
Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1. Check Gaia, Facebook, FA
2. Go to livingroom to see if anything's going on
3. turn off all light except for tv
4. lose pants
5. sometimes porn
6. try to think of good things so I don't have bad dreams
Five places I want to visit:
1. Japan
2. England
3. Canada
4. Portland
5. Alaska
Four things I'm wearing right now:
1. Shirt
2. Pants
3. boxers
4. bracelets, rings, Hellsing coat of arms necklace
Three musical artists that I listen to often:
1. Marianas Trench
2. Ludo
3. Skillet
Two things I want to do before I die:
1. Live a good love life
2. Be a better artist
One confession:
1. I think Nazi uniforms are sexy
Another meme! this ones pervy
General | Posted 15 years agoAnal on Males
Duh yes
Anal on Females
Of course
Breasts
As long as they're not GIANT FAT SACKS
Breast Expansion
Gross
Weight Gain
No thanks, thats a little odd
Bondage
Yus, as long as it's light
Clothing
lolwut
Leather
To an extent
Stockings
murr
Shoe/Boots
I like boots~
Suit and Tie
pinstripe suits and tie~
Muscle, Male
Well toned, yes. 23 year old Arnold Schwarzeneger, no
Muscle, Female
to an extent
Herm
Yus! they're cute
Cub/Shota
Yes. I'm a terrible person.
Baby/Diaper
I'm not THAT bad of a person
Transformation
Eh
Macro/Micro
sometimes..
Impregnation
no kthx
Pregnancy
No
Lactation
Yus
Anal Vore
Awkward? no
Soul Vore
wtf no
Cock Vore
what is wrong with you
Standard Soft Vore
Eh in a sense, its decent
Standard Hard Vore
Ew
Paw/Foot
Paws are cute....
Incest
....murr...
Clonecest
Sounds interesting o.o
Yuri (F/F)
Yeah
Yaoi (M/M)
Yes
Hetero (M/F)
Yep
Girly Boys
fuck yes
Butch Girls
Hell yeah
Mind Control
No
Rape
yuh~
Uniform
Schoolgirl? yes
Orgy
Sometimes
Subbing/Domming
Yes
Biting
Yes!
Solo Masturbation; Male
Sure, its cute
Solo Masturbation; Female
Eh
Scat
fuck you. no.
Inflation
Why would -anyone- get something out of this?
Fat/Pudge
Chubby girls are cute
Tech
I think it's hot with things like game systems and controllers, headphones, computers being used while sex happens
Watersports
Fraid so ;~;
Glasses
yes~
Tentacles
EW NO
Oviposition
What?
Masochism
Yes
Sadism
Yess
Partial Nudity
yus~
Gore
blood - yes. Cant really see like, internal organs, buh
Snuff
Its a little creepy...
Hyper
hell no
Zoophilia
eh
Electricity
Can be interesting~
She-males
hell yes
Cross-dressing
my favorite
Oral
Of course
Asphyxiation
Sometimes
Wet-look
wat?
Mud/Quicksand etc
No
Sinking
Seriously?
Spooge
I'm picky..
Tickling
Can be cute, but not a fetish
Vomit
vomiting blood is hawt...
Body hair
Uhm, i dont like fluffy people, but a little bit is okay. I don't even mind girls with fuzzy legs or underarm. Just dont like chest, belly, ass hair, stuff like that
Older men/women
I don't mind, as long as they're handsome/pretty
Skinny figure
Yes, as long as they're not holocaust jews
Needles/pricking
No thanks
Duh yes
Anal on Females
Of course
Breasts
As long as they're not GIANT FAT SACKS
Breast Expansion
Gross
Weight Gain
No thanks, thats a little odd
Bondage
Yus, as long as it's light
Clothing
lolwut
Leather
To an extent
Stockings
murr
Shoe/Boots
I like boots~
Suit and Tie
pinstripe suits and tie~
Muscle, Male
Well toned, yes. 23 year old Arnold Schwarzeneger, no
Muscle, Female
to an extent
Herm
Yus! they're cute
Cub/Shota
Yes. I'm a terrible person.
Baby/Diaper
I'm not THAT bad of a person
Transformation
Eh
Macro/Micro
sometimes..
Impregnation
no kthx
Pregnancy
No
Lactation
Yus
Anal Vore
Awkward? no
Soul Vore
wtf no
Cock Vore
what is wrong with you
Standard Soft Vore
Eh in a sense, its decent
Standard Hard Vore
Ew
Paw/Foot
Paws are cute....
Incest
....murr...
Clonecest
Sounds interesting o.o
Yuri (F/F)
Yeah
Yaoi (M/M)
Yes
Hetero (M/F)
Yep
Girly Boys
fuck yes
Butch Girls
Hell yeah
Mind Control
No
Rape
yuh~
Uniform
Schoolgirl? yes
Orgy
Sometimes
Subbing/Domming
Yes
Biting
Yes!
Solo Masturbation; Male
Sure, its cute
Solo Masturbation; Female
Eh
Scat
fuck you. no.
Inflation
Why would -anyone- get something out of this?
Fat/Pudge
Chubby girls are cute
Tech
I think it's hot with things like game systems and controllers, headphones, computers being used while sex happens
Watersports
Fraid so ;~;
Glasses
yes~
Tentacles
EW NO
Oviposition
What?
Masochism
Yes
Sadism
Yess
Partial Nudity
yus~
Gore
blood - yes. Cant really see like, internal organs, buh
Snuff
Its a little creepy...
Hyper
hell no
Zoophilia
eh
Electricity
Can be interesting~
She-males
hell yes
Cross-dressing
my favorite
Oral
Of course
Asphyxiation
Sometimes
Wet-look
wat?
Mud/Quicksand etc
No
Sinking
Seriously?
Spooge
I'm picky..
Tickling
Can be cute, but not a fetish
Vomit
vomiting blood is hawt...
Body hair
Uhm, i dont like fluffy people, but a little bit is okay. I don't even mind girls with fuzzy legs or underarm. Just dont like chest, belly, ass hair, stuff like that
Older men/women
I don't mind, as long as they're handsome/pretty
Skinny figure
Yes, as long as they're not holocaust jews
Needles/pricking
No thanks
Boyfriend meme
General | Posted 15 years agoStole this from Bailey~
1. Who eats more?
Me, cuz I'm fat
2. Who said “I love you” first?
Him
3. Who is the morning person?
Him probably
4. Who sings better?
I think me X3
5. Who’s older?
He is
6. Who’s smarter?
That'd be interesting to find out~
7. Whose temper is worse?
Mine most likely
8. Who does the laundry?
Haven't lived together. But he's the woman, so he will
9. Who does the dishes?
He -will-
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
I tend to be on the left always soo~
11. Whose feet are bigger?
His I think
12. Whose hair is longer?
Mine.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
He is definitely
14. Do you have pets?
I want a dog ;~;
15. Who pays the bills?
We both will
16. Who cooks dinner?
Probably me eventually. Or I'll make him learn~
17. Who drives when you are together?
Neither one of us drive right now, I believe..
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
I dunno yet~
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
Him most definitely, the brat D:<
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Him, I'm a jerk :3
21. Whose family do you see more?
Will be mine
22. Who named your pet?
There is none
23. Who kissed who first?
Psh me, he's a baby~
24. Who asked who out?
There was never any asking honestly.
25. What did you do on your first date?
Hasn't really been one.
26. Who’s more sensitive?
Him, in all ways~
27. Who’s taller?
me I believe
28. Who has more friends?
Not sure anymore v.v
29. Who has more siblings?
Him I think
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Me of course.
1. Who eats more?
Me, cuz I'm fat
2. Who said “I love you” first?
Him
3. Who is the morning person?
Him probably
4. Who sings better?
I think me X3
5. Who’s older?
He is
6. Who’s smarter?
That'd be interesting to find out~
7. Whose temper is worse?
Mine most likely
8. Who does the laundry?
Haven't lived together. But he's the woman, so he will
9. Who does the dishes?
He -will-
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
I tend to be on the left always soo~
11. Whose feet are bigger?
His I think
12. Whose hair is longer?
Mine.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
He is definitely
14. Do you have pets?
I want a dog ;~;
15. Who pays the bills?
We both will
16. Who cooks dinner?
Probably me eventually. Or I'll make him learn~
17. Who drives when you are together?
Neither one of us drive right now, I believe..
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
I dunno yet~
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
Him most definitely, the brat D:<
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Him, I'm a jerk :3
21. Whose family do you see more?
Will be mine
22. Who named your pet?
There is none
23. Who kissed who first?
Psh me, he's a baby~
24. Who asked who out?
There was never any asking honestly.
25. What did you do on your first date?
Hasn't really been one.
26. Who’s more sensitive?
Him, in all ways~
27. Who’s taller?
me I believe
28. Who has more friends?
Not sure anymore v.v
29. Who has more siblings?
Him I think
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Me of course.
Am I a furry?
General | Posted 15 years ago[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 2
[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 5
[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 8
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 11
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 14
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 15
[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 20
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 23
take final score, multiply by 2
46%
eew~
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 2
[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 5
[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 8
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 11
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 14
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 15
[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 20
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 23
take final score, multiply by 2
46%
eew~
Something some people just don't get
General | Posted 15 years agoBunch of people are posting this, figure I should too, I understand it.
***"I'm sorry"***
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
***"I'm sorry"***
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
Derpsona?
General | Posted 15 years agoI see people doing these things, so I'm gonna do this one!
1 – Do you and your "fursona" look alike?
Uhm try to have same hairstyle, and body shape, so yes?
2 – Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
sleeveless hoodie, tie, pants. yes.
3 – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
Uhm I believe so.
4 – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you would to change how he/she looked like to make him/her look more like you, how would you think he/she would look like?
be chubbier and furless?
5 – Did you work hard to develop your fursona? What is the (brief) history of your fursona?
My fursona first started as a ripped off version of Inuki's character Gen. The name Ryuuko came from the dragon Ryuukotsutsuei from InuYasha. I wasnt creative when I was 11. I changed it to a gray wolf with black hair with red tips, red eyes ,fangs, and recently changed it to a hyena that's more like me :3
6 – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
Kind of?
7 – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
what are we doing, playing Spin the Bottle?!
8 – How would you like your character not to be used?
nothing gross, overly crazy fetishes. Other than that, free game :D I wish people liked him enough to draw him of their own will v.v
9 – What’s your fursona’s specialty?
Being a BAMF
1 – Do you and your "fursona" look alike?
Uhm try to have same hairstyle, and body shape, so yes?
2 – Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
sleeveless hoodie, tie, pants. yes.
3 – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
Uhm I believe so.
4 – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you would to change how he/she looked like to make him/her look more like you, how would you think he/she would look like?
be chubbier and furless?
5 – Did you work hard to develop your fursona? What is the (brief) history of your fursona?
My fursona first started as a ripped off version of Inuki's character Gen. The name Ryuuko came from the dragon Ryuukotsutsuei from InuYasha. I wasnt creative when I was 11. I changed it to a gray wolf with black hair with red tips, red eyes ,fangs, and recently changed it to a hyena that's more like me :3
6 – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
Kind of?
7 – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
what are we doing, playing Spin the Bottle?!
8 – How would you like your character not to be used?
nothing gross, overly crazy fetishes. Other than that, free game :D I wish people liked him enough to draw him of their own will v.v
9 – What’s your fursona’s specialty?
Being a BAMF
Draw me?
General | Posted 17 years agoUhm, so yeah, anyone who bothers to read my journals..
Been trying to get art done of my charicter, which can be seen in my gallery..
one of my friends have done a reference sheet, but if anyone gets bored and generous enough to try drawing somethin for me, I would bow to you.
Anyways, thankies if anyone decides to help <3
Been trying to get art done of my charicter, which can be seen in my gallery..
one of my friends have done a reference sheet, but if anyone gets bored and generous enough to try drawing somethin for me, I would bow to you.
Anyways, thankies if anyone decides to help <3
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