RAGE.

Ungodly. Unfathomable. RAGE.

A rage of feeling so weak and defenseless. A rage of thinking you are NOTHING to your own, imperfect mind.

You are something.

Now stop crying, and start fighting.

Hi. Been here three hours, after dehydration scare.

Hiiiiiiii

"WHAT DO WE WANT?!"

Me: *Louder than the others* A HAM SAMMICH! ... *Glances around at the angry faces* ... What? Ham sammiches are awesome...

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... They hit me with a ham...

Who takes the scholarship, takes the universe\ity, but, bad news everyone, 'cause guess who! Ha! Listen, you lot you're all whizzing about. It's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I AM TALKING!

Now the question of the hour is, "Who's got the Scholarship?" Answer: I do. Next question: Who's coming to take it from me? Come on! Look at me! No plan, no back-up, no skill! Oh, and something else I don't have: Anything to lose! So! If you're sitting up there in your silly little high horses with all your silly little titles and you've got any plans on taking the Scholarship tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you and then, and then... do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first".


*Walks off with a whistle*

See ya later, folks.


I'm college bound.

An OWL sona.

Cause owls are fucking cool.

*Sits in his room, an axe in his hands. Everything appears well in the room itself, but his eyes are shut tight in fear. He slowly opens them... and corpses litter the ground, the bed, the dresser, the desk-everywhere. Blood coats the ceiling and walls. The bodies are what terrify him; beasts of bygone eras, and fears from the depths of the Hell of minds'. He shakes violently*

... Y-You fight the fear.... you kill the fear...


But do you kill yourself in the process?!


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... I've been reading creepypasta's...

YUDODISINTERNETS

*The flick of a lighter, and the sudden spark of flame; a face is revealed before the Space Marine; it is human- male- with a black and white facial tattoo over his features. It is... disturbingly accurate and realistic of the exposed flesh and bone of a human being. The muscles of the ink seem to twitch and pulse with activity. His EYES though... that chills the Marine's soul. They are black and veined with the soft glow of flame. The man exhale smoke into Elijah's face plate*


Must feel... disturbing, eh? A being such as you lingering on the threshold of my domain. It's comedic, really. Where is you bravery before the flames?

*The Marine doesn't speak. He just stares at the being*

... Who are you...?

*The man closes his eyes... and smiles*

You people have given me too many names. Let's just go with... "father".

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Just an idea I'm playing with.

*Is pinned to the wall, mouth wide open in a silent scream of utter fear. The tiger's eyes are completely white in fright. The Drider blinks and pokes the tiger's head*


... Helllooooo?

D:

... HELLLOOOO!

D:

... You okay?

ALDKJALSDKALKDSJ HELP ME

Light: *Pants softly and then breaks out into a dark chuckle. The Mad man raises his right hand, trying to aim the Luger in his shaking grip* Every last plan, every last ally you had has FAILED, you little bitch...

Glory Gal: *The tigress opens an eye and looks up at Light. She grins slightly, wincing as rain mingles into her wounds* O-OH? ... I don't think so...

*There's a deep rumble from behind them both. Light slowly looks, and is greeted by a spot light from the air... and then other lights going down across a gargantuan, mechanical chassis. Cherno Alpha rumbles and raises up a fits- electricity crackling upon it*

Light: ... Mein... Gott...

*The Jaeger's fist comes crashing down and takes out half the building they stand upon. Light vanishes, but Glory Gal remains safe on the standing side. Cherno slowly raises its fist back up*

Glory Gal: Good job... big guy...

*Cherno rams its fists together in reply, and stands guard over her as the police make a move*

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... LOL I dunno.

And the title means "There is only one monster, and I am he!"

Seriously...

One is such a snobby number.

Even has a SONG.

Fuck you, one.

Be more humbled. Like... ten, or five...

*Puts on a welder's mask and chuckles darkly* C'mere! I'm gonna make you squeal!

*Lights up the torch and cackles*


Light A boy after my own heart ;^;

[x]= You have blue/green eyes.
[x] = You blush a lot.
[] = You giggle.
[X] = You're quiet most of the time
[X] = You say random silly things
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything too showy.
[] = Your under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL: 6

Innocence:
[x ] = You're a virgin.
[x] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[X] = You like to cuddle.
[] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL: 11

Colors:
[x] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL: 12

Personality:
[X] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[x] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[X] = You like happy upbeat music.
[] = You like "Cutesy" music.
TOTAL: 15

What YOU think is cute:
[X] = You like small animals.
[x ] = You like babies a lot.
[X] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww"
TOTAL: 18

Trust:
[X] = You know when somebody lies.
[x] = You had to use a calculator to know the percent on this meme.
[] = One of your friends told you to make this.
[X] = You just realized this was made for girls.
TOTAL:21

Grand total: 21
Multiply how many you got by 4
Repost as: "I'm __% Cute".

... *bleep* ... *bleep* bleep* *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

-_-... *BLEEP*

*Is hanging upside down, above a pit of eels in salt water. I whimper softly* C-Come on, Midnight! What did I do NOW?!?

Midnight: ... Idunno. *shrugs* I just wanted to make your life hell. And I don't like how you're ignoring HFH for your little Metro: 2033 rip-off >_>

... I HOPE YOU GET PREGNANT AND THE BABY DIES!

Midnight: *has a look of utter rage, and drops me into the pit of eels and salt water*

AVENGE ME!!!!

Stole this from , who in-turn stole it from  miko-chan

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you love me?
5. Give me a nickname and explain why.
6. Describe me in 1 word.
7. What was your first impression of me?
8. Would you hug me?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13. Would you meet up with me?
14. Do you enjoy having me as a friend?
15. Would you spend some quality time with me?

I had this... strange idea.
There's this group called Wardens; they keep the peace and protect those who live inside this irradiated wasteland of the central United States, all the way to the east coast. A virus broke out that the U.S. government was keeping hidden. A foreign spy took the virus, but as they were making their escape, DROPPED the pitri dish it was in. The virus spread across the globe- hitting some areas harder than others. Thanks to its climate, areas like Europe and Russia, were able to keep relatively low amounts of the virus. Everywhere else is just... GONE. Anything left is horribly mutated and driven insane by brain swelling. Anyways, there are some Wardens who transfer people OUTSIDE the "Zone"- for the fee of weapons or medical care. There's one warden named El who is doing something similar, but his usual route has been taken over by rats (who are VERY viscous fuckers) and have killed the Wardens guarding the route. So he takes a whole new route, and faces new horrors.

I'm not going to lie, I was inspired by listening to Linkin Park's "Leave Out All the Rest", and playing Metro: 2033. There was even a bit of Call of Duty: Ghosts, in that these "Wardens" are all ex-military, police force, etc. etc. They volunteered to quarantine the country. The story is five years after, and they're a MUCH smaller number. They only stay a float, because countries like Russia, Germany, and England, send fresh Wardens every now and again.

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I'm still ironing out some details for my idea, but I've been going along wonderfully with advice from  mythrilblackpaw and  anthos

I just need a good title.

... Holy fuck the butterflies...

I got 11 days left till College. Got all the things I need, and... I pack up and go.

19 years... can you believe it? I feel so... weird about it. Emotional.


It's gonna be hard away from home, but I"m excited. It's just a new step in the road of life.

... I was looking for a funny comic I saw once on Funnyjunk, and it was about a butt dwarf or elf or some shit...

So, I type in "butt dwarf" into google images.


MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

*Rebecca the fox herm queen of blah blah blah I'm never gonna use her anyway raises a brow* ... I am aroused... *points at hir boner and grin* And most assuredly amused.

... *Imagined a scenario, where a Space Marine (Aptly named "Uncle Elijah") Adopts a foal and acts as her father-figure*

"U...Unca Eli?"
"Hmm? *Looks down at the foal as they shop.*"
"Can.. Can I have one? *nods her head at a candy apple, eyes downcast*"
"... *Looks at her again, and then plucks the candy apple from the shelf* Come on."
"*smiles widely and follows him*"

~~

"*Shivering and hugging her hoofs around herself, teeth chattering. She doesn't say a word to Eli as they walk*"
"... *Looks down at her and halts, making her halt as well. He takes off his clean, pristine silk cape, and bundles her in it, carrying her the rest of the way through the snow*"
"*Smiles softly* ... I love you, Unca Eli..."
"... I love you, too."

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"Unca Eli...? *plods over to the Space Marine, seeing him in his chair and staring out the window at a thunderstorm* You okay?"
"*Eli looks down at her, and then picks her up to sit in his lap* Only when you're around... *He whispers*"

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Fuck this *swats a folder off his deck* Fuck that *smacks his computer screen off, too* Fuck all this *throws papers in the air*

... <_< I'm not a brony. Call me as such, and I will MURDER you.

I have this idea... about Space Marines...

Okay, get this- On a hive world about to be torn apart by a Genestealer cult, three Space Marines, each outcasts, come together- Zero the Knight of Blood. Driego the Deathwatch Marine. And, finally, Gerald the Disgraced Crusader. Being the only hopes left for this world, and the whole of the Imperium, they band together to give Humanity one, last fighting chance.


Whatcha think?

LIVE BIRTH! *Grins into the camera, the tiger winking* Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the new web series- Space Marines React To! I'm your host Elijah! Okay... *Turns the camera onto three Space Marines- Driego the Silent, famed Deathwatch Marine, who is sitting in a chair in front of a computer. Zero the Knight of Blood, leaning on the back of Driego's chair. Finally, is Elijah Vanderbilt, who stands a bit further back with his arms crossed* You ready guys?

Elijah: Unfortunately... yes.

Me: Alright! Start the footage!

*All three stare at the starting footage*

Zero: *snirks* She's got a nice vag....

Elijah: You're sick.

*Keep watching, and then recoil as screaming stars*

Zero: Oh fuck! Oh... OH GOD. It's like a Church of Khorne in her groin!

Elijah: Merciful Emperor... we came THAT way?

*A few more minutes, and then Elijah and Zero scream. Driego falls backwards in his chair, hitting the ground with a loud thump, as Elijah and Zero run off, gagging*

"IT'S A BOY!"

*both vomiting loudly*

Me; *Grins and looks back into the camera* That's all this time, folks. Tune in next week!

*Camera shuts off*

How People Think Raping a Space Marine WILL Be Like-

"BWAHAHAHAHA! I have you in my hands now, lapdog! Take my Chaotic rod!"

"Grr grah! B-Bastard (or bitch) *is held fast by the bindings that hold him, unable to move*"


What it will REALLY be like-

"BWAHAHAHA! I have you in my hands, now, lapdog! Ta- *hears the bindings shatter*"

"You dun goofed. *Cracks his knuckles* 'Bout to exterminatus that ass."

"o.o Mommy!!! ;^;"


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Just so ya know... *Plays hacky sack with the last person who tried to rape him*

Next time, we talk about vore scenarios.

*Is dressed in a fisherman's attire, and leaning on a fishing pole*

It's Shark Week.

... I'm actually smiling... and waiting for the new day.