Not a long one, though. So I've come to the realization that I'm Trans. So most of the art here is... well, not the right me anymore. I haven't decided exactly what I'm gonna do with them, but any artwork I get from here on out will be the female version of me, hehe.
That is all :3

Warning: Tony Schermetzler works for Asylum Entertainment, a production company that has teamed up with MTV/Viacom to create another "documentary" about furries. He is actively attempting to recruit furs to participate in this show. He and others like him will use positive and appealing language, and basic psychology tricks in their attempts to woo folks into working with them.

Please remember that MTV is interested in shock and entertainment value, not facts, and has very skilled editors that can and will make anyone filmed seem like they are saying things they didn't, and make them look like a crazed imbecile, no matter how intelligent, talented, or well-spoken they are. Furs who talk to this type of media person are regularly shunned by the fandom after their episode airs. Keep your friends and help prevent the fandom from being mis-represented further please.
Avoid MTV and those that work with them. You may fact check this data by looking up his IMDB. The most recent works are with/for Asylum.
This has been a public service announcement. =^w^=(copy and paste this status to keep the word going and to warn your fellow furs!)

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So....I've a little sale going on that MAY actually happen....no promises though. I want to get Global Agenda, and Bioshock 2 through steam, but cash is al ittle tight right now. It's on sale with preorder for $45, BUT if you buy a 4pack, each one comes out to be only $35. So....if I picked up a 4pack, would anyone be interested in buying a copy from me?

Global Agenda.
1. Me
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4.

Bioshock 2 (comes with the original Bioshock free!)
1. Me
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4.

Additionally, I have ONE copy of Left 4 Dead 2 for PC left over from a Black Friday sale, also going for $35.
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Leave replies, or send me an IM or whatnot if you're interested.

Lookie what I found!

http://fetlife.com/sit_on_santas_lap Sit on Kinky Santa's Lap at FetLife!

So if you've been naughty, and think it's been nice, maybe Santa will bring you something good ^.~

Stolen from <user:aiwait>

In the last month have you...
Bought something: Christmas presents for others? Gas? A banana this morning for fruit salad? :p
Gotten sick: I'm always a little sick with something. Though I'm sick of the cold and snow right now.
Kissed Someone: mmmm nope.
Been hugged: Yup, by family at Christmas.
Felt stupid: not that I can think of.
Talked to an ex: yup.
Missed someone: double yup
Jumped off a roof: newps
Failed a test: test, no. class, probably.
Danced: technically no...but I was moving with the beat of my music at work :p
Lied: probably....

U N I Q U E

Are you double jointed: there's no such thing, actually. But no, i'm not that flexible
Can you roll your tongue: I can both fold my tongue into a circle, and make a purring sound, depending on which "roll' you're asking about.
Can you raise one eyebrow: Yes, but funny enough, ONLY my right one (by itself. I can do both together of course)
Can you cross your eyes: yup. though apparently only one of them actually goes crosswise.
Do you make your bed daily: does just pulling my blankets up count?
Do you think you are unique: nope. I'm a freak, just like everyone else :p

H A V E - Y O U - E V E R

Said "I Love you"?: yup
Given money to a homeless person: actually, I think i have
Smoked: couple times
Waited all night for the phone?: mmmm nope
Snuck out?: nope
Sat and looked at the stars: yupyup.
M A N N E R S

Do you swear/curse?: I can curse a sailor red in the face, and do it well at that :p (i was complimented once on GOOD swearing, rather than the mindless noise you hear so often)
Do you ever spit?: only when I get a bad taste in my mouth
You do your own chores?: sometimes.
You like beef jerky?: Mmm jerky ^^
You own a dog?: newpies.
Do you like to swim?: sometimes.

WHAT DO YOU PREFER

Grey or black?: black
Color or black and white photos?: color
Lust or love?: love is grand, but a little lust from time to time is fun, especially if it's for the one you love ;p
Sunrise or sunset?: *sings* Sunrise...sunset...sunrise...sunset... *stops* Sunset, I spose, since that's when it's getting dark :p
M&Ms or Skittles?: mmmm taste the rainbow
Staying up late or waking up early?: staying up late, for sure. I don't do early :p
Left or right? I always seem to prefer right.
Sunshine or rain? Hmm...debatable. laying in the warm sun is nice, but a good rainstorm is nice too.

M O R E - H A V E - Y O U - E V E R

Kissed in the woods?: can't say I have.
Drank a whole bottle of alcohol by yourself?: beer? Or if you're talking liquor, are you talking in one sitting?
Hooked up in the shower?: I joined a friend in the shower at a Convention once, and played with his penish. I wasn't really there for the shower *smirks*
Been Dumped?: Yup.
Stolen money from a friend?: nopies
Slept naked?: couple times. I seem to wake up mid-sleep to play with myself though :p
Been in a fist fight?: nope.
Seen someone die?: yes ;.;
Slept all day?: I always sleep all day. I work graveyard. Though if you mean sleep over 12 hours.....couple times.
Missed someone so much it hurt?: yup
Fallen asleep during school?: yup.
Cheated in a game?: iddqd
Been to the ER?: appendecitus sucks.
Been in a car accident?: rear ended twice at a gradiated turn, slid into the ditch once...
Cried yourself to sleep?: no....but I felt like I would.
Sung in the shower?: frequently ^^
Kissed a complete stranger: mmm nope
Laughed so hard you cried?: often ^^


And just to make things easy for all you fuzzie sthat wanna steal this.....
Stolen from <user:aiwait>

In the last month have you...
Bought something:
Gotten sick:
Kissed Someone:
Been hugged:
Felt stupid:
Talked to an ex:
Missed someone:
Jumped off a roof:
Failed a test:
Danced:
Lied:

U N I Q U E

Are you double jointed:
Can you roll your tongue:
Can you raise one eyebrow:
Can you cross your eyes:
Do you make your bed daily:
Do you think you are unique:

H A V E - Y O U - E V E R

Said "I Love you"?:
Given money to a homeless person:
Smoked:
Waited all night for the phone?:
Snuck out?:
Sat and looked at the stars:
M A N N E R S

Do you swear/curse?:
Do you ever spit?:
You do your own chores?:
You like beef jerky?:
You own a dog?:
Do you like to swim?:

WHAT DO YOU PREFER

Grey or black?:
Color or black and white photos?:
Lust or love?:
Sunrise or sunset?:
M&Ms or Skittles?:
Staying up late or waking up early?:
Left or right?
Sunshine or rain?

M O R E - H A V E - Y O U - E V E R

Kissed in the woods?:
Drank a whole bottle of alcohol by yourself?:
Hooked up in the shower?:
Been Dumped?:
Stolen money from a friend?:
Slept naked?:
Been in a fist fight?:
Seen someone die?:
Slept all day?:
Missed someone so much it hurt?:
Fallen asleep during school?:
Cheated in a game?:
Been to the ER?:
Been in a car accident?:
Cried yourself to sleep?:
Sung in the shower?:
Kissed a complete stranger:
Laughed so hard you cried?:

Murry Christmas/Yiffmas Fuzzies! :D

[] I am shorter than 5'4
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different colour.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Furry me! Yay!)
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercing.
[] I have/have had piercing in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school (college)
[x] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[] I almost always do my homework.
[] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year
[] I've stolen something from my job
[] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[] I've glued my hand to something.
[] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[] I was born with a disease/impairment
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples
[x] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada. (US if you live in Canada)
[] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from myspace/nexopia/facebook/furaffinity/etc..
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[] I've played chicken.
[] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single.
[] I'm in a relationship.
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[] I've been kissed in the rain.
[] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[] I've snuck out of my house.
[] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've run a red light.
[] I've been suspended from school.
[] I've witnessed a crime.
[] I've been in a fist fight.
[] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[x] I regularly drink.
[x] I've passed out from drinking.
[x] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[x] I've smoked weed
[] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I am or was anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[] I hate funerals.
[] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[x] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. You ask me a question I'm most likely going to answer it.
[] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid/have paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[x] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[] I love being neat.
[] I love Spam
[] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[] I bake well.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[] I've worn pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[] I know how to shoot a gun
[x] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[] I love cooking.