DRIVER'S ED: For the last two weeks, I've been burning up my summer fun learning the fine details on driving. I'll be taking a driving test soon. You'll find out THAT goes when you turn on the news one day...

LE BEACH: Suddenly, sand castles! Thousands of them! I'll be buying a sting suit for the jellyfish and then heading out for a memorable time next week. As usual, my exact location or other personal information is classified to anyone. All I can say is it's a gilded resort.

NATIONSTATES: Under the not-so-watchful eyes of the moderators, I've had a hilariously fun time roleplaying my nation. Also, trolling! Trolling everywhere! XO

CITY OF HEROES: I've been taking a giant break from it after running fresh out of new ideas for heroes to create. (who said character customization was only HALF the fun?) I'm gonna wait two months to unlock staff fighting or something awesome, and give it a re-run. I got my insatiable urge to wield a staff after being hooked on some animations from...

ROCK-HARD GLADIATORS: Hosted by Fluidanims, (Fluid Animations) this animation tournament involves pitting stick figures against one-another, each having his or her own choice of unique, badass powers. I am deciding on making a character that either can spawn technology, (like producing a freeze ray or warping in some mecha armor) or use a staff that's charged with pure energy. The two ideas are waging war inside my head. Once I've decided, I'll have to wait for school, maybe even Christmas, before submitting them. After all, my program of choice might as well be 3DS MAX, a software I've been trained with last year in school. I'm sure it'll be fun to animate this stuff...

...That'll be that! I'll catch up some time after my beach vacation.

Now, I'm going to have to worry about getting incinerated by the sun, bit to death by bugs, poisoned by cobras, tortured by jock itch, and worked to death for Boy Scout merit badges. I might try to submit another artwork piece since my last one was an epic fail, so please hold on to your head if I don't answer your messages 10 seconds after posting them. Well, I'm out!

Ladies and gentlemen, I've got a LOT of stuff to report in! For one, the idea of Magix is dead. Tried to work constantly, can never figure it out. I might try to sample something so I'd have more to work with, but if that fails, it cuts the last wire to the idea of music-making. (not like anyone wants to hear me sing metal) Oh, and speaking of which, I've come out of dormancy to create a few more pieces of artwork. I've pulled up some ethereal ambient music, and have my head in the clouds! Samples of recent artwork include...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8100508/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8130385/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8107992/

...with much more to come. Now, on another note, summer is here. As with every other person on this planet, school's out. I'd take my hat off to God for finally bringing it, provided I was even wearing a hat! For me, I'll be spending the summer at a summer camp, then watching a lot of movies, then swimming, then going to the beach, then riding a lot of roller coasters, and finally drawing and playing like hell. It gets better, too- I've finally got membership for City of Heroes! Do you know what that means?! I GET TO WIELD A GIANT F***ING SWORD OF DOOM! YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm very proud to say that I will be organizing my work into several categories, in addition to the new warning thumbnails to help people avoid clicking on... derp. I know it's redundant since we already have those borders around pictures, but I'd feel really sorry if my parents clicked on something that was 18+. Anyway, here are the categories that I've decided to create and finalize...

COMEDY: Everyone who's seen my work knows what this is- the funny corner. If something is labeled under the Comedy tag, immediately start derping. It helps.

MJC: This is about a secret military and their imaginary country that they fight for, Cruciland. I made all this from the back of my mind, on my own, and am very proud of the years of perfection that I've instilled into the army. (MJC means Martial Judgement Corporation)

INFO: Ever wanted to learn about me, or see some clever charts? (That aren't Comedy) Well, INFO will tell you much of the stuff about me and my work, and possibly my friends. Expect reference sheets, diagrams, charts, and blueprints.

COMMISH: No need to explain this. Want a free commission? You'll find it under this tag.

WAR: Introducing intense, graphic violence! Embrace your inner warrior and enjoy some dazzling, terribly powerful, and often so-splattered-in-blod-that-the-picture-has-crappy-anatomy war-themed drawings of mine. I am still debating over where I'll be putting the necrophilia in- this or the YIFF tag.

YIFF: This word should click for everyone here. If you're that kind of furry, then go "nuts." I won't "bite," but the people in them may!

There, ladies and gentlemen, is your guide to knowing what you're going to click on.

Yes, you heard me. SKYRIM. I got it as my uber birthday gift. I've been trolling around on it looking for the best build, but I can't decide. So far, I've tried and reviewed the following...

ARCHER: The concept is simple- get a NPC hireling to do all the thrashing, while you sneak around firing off well-aimed arrows. The ending result? Nobody touches you. Stamina is a good stat to level up, because you'll need to sprint away, use the "Eagle-Eye" perk to snipe well, and be able to bash away enemies with your bow. If you suck at evasion, just level up health.

SCORE: 5/10. This often requires a buddy for one, and for two you will have trouble surviving if you level up your stamina. Just keep moving...

ASSASSIN: The assassin is a hybrid between knights and archers. Use bows to snipe down enemies, and daggers or other one-handed weapons to protect yourself in melee. Being so flexible, you're bound to weasel your way out of any conflict. I recommend using one-handed melee because dual-wielding if often better than two-handed weapons, you can backstab opponents, you move quieter, and if you don't level up your health, no problem! Use one of your hands to use a healing spell! Try using illusion spells to fool enemies and keep assassinating targets!

SCORE: 9/10. Assassin builds are simply unrivaled in stealth, melee, ranged, and even magic. This makes them impossible to really pin down.

KNIGHT: A knight class is simple- grab a powerful weapon, like a mace or warhammer, and maybe a shield, and heavy armor. This makes anyone who gets too close a dead man, plus melee in this game does great DPS. A dual-wielding knight, preferably the orcish race, is an unstoppable tank. Try using bows or magic to reach far-away targets!

SCORE: 8/10. Not as flexible as the assassin, but still indestructible, with great damage output.

MAGE: A class focusing on all things magical, from alteration to destruction and summoning. This playstyle gives you the ability to do whatever the heck you want with the world around you, but cycling through a million spells that you hardly ever use is a huge waste of coin and effort. On the bright side, you have no weakness, other than probably a sheer lack of armor.

SCORE: 6/10. All at once practical and unnecessary. While sacrificing good armor for some sweet bonuses, you can still rip things in half with whatever type of spell there is.

BATTLEMAGE: Battlemages have to be the coolest players around. Normally, they may be wearing heavy, enchanted armor to feed their power and protection, while focusing on using destructive magic to blast foes to oblivion, or summoning a terrifying familiar to ravage everything for them. They are combat-oriented cousins of mages, and can even be seen with a shield, for bouncing off attacks and attackers, then pwning them while they're down. It's simply hysterical.

SCORE: 9/10. It's like you're a wrathful god, only you're just a wrathful dragonborn.

Okay, moving on...

Now, I've also been monkeying around on Magix, and I think I'm (finally) ready to start production. Yes, it's been delayed for 4 months, but I think I might be able to stop procrastinating. I'll get it on this computer, then immediately see about submitting a music video, If I don't royally screw this up, I'll dump more.

Oh, GAWD will this be one hot birthday, indeed! I'm going to enjoy an oriental restaurant, get a PS3, and to top it off, even get a MAGNIFICENT new video game to go with it... (Dear God, let it be Skyrim) As usual, everything turns to peaches and cream when my birthday comes! THIS is no exception!

MAAAAAN have things gotten better! EVERYTHING turns from horrid to epic before my birthday, and this March is NO exception. At the start, I got a free day out of school after getting the Noro virus, which kinda was upsetting due to me not being able to move for a day. Oh, well. I still can remember the morning I got it...

"Hi, mom! *BLEEEAAAAACCHHH* I'm not going to school today! :D"

...It still makes me LOL. *AHEM* Anywhooo, it's been even better since then. I've FINALLY got my laptop back from the chinese repair shops, and even better yet, all of the garbage on it is GONE! Hooray! It's so darn fast! I've also said "Asta La Vists" to EVE Online due to its notoriously boring gameplay, and re-opened my doors to City of Heroes. The only downside? I can't get my VIP membership until I've paid off my EVE subscription. At least I'll have full VIP access to the game in summer break... I'm ITCHING to create a character with a giant titanic weapon, but seeing how you have to BUY these weapons in-game, and I'm not making any money, I'll have to throw in the towel on that great idea.

On a side note, my parents are up-in-arms now that I have my laptop back, ready to strike as soon as they see me doing something vile, and seeing how my Wifi is currently limited to the downstairs, then it looks like the "necrophillia parade" has gone the way of the dodo... (Yes, Snuff, you can cry now.) Not only that, but my hours are (once again) docked. Take it any further, and congratulations! I'll be up til' 2:00 making art! Oh God, why...

Well, at least my luck's beginning to change!

*siggghh* February... It's the time of the Chinese New Year, the time of black history month, and the time of year when people try to pick roses dead in the middle of winter for their loved ones... How nice... *RECORD STOPS* Except in MY d*#(ed case!

Ever since February 1st, a massive s@*#storm flew over my life! First of all, my laptop's hard-drive crashed, which pretty much screwed it up FOREVER, (and pounding on it didn't help much) which left me stuck using the Wii's Internet Channel with only an outrageously slow browser and typing system (done via remote -_-) for surfing! And you can say GOODBYE to City of Heroes and EVE Online! (along with all of my ability to make artwork) I'm lucky I could even find a flipping keyboard to type with... To make matters MUCH worse, my Honors English class is going apes(@* with embarassingly difficult projects, expecting for us to, with a wave of a wand or something, get it done WITH IMPUNITY! I only have til' the 17th, then there's more testing on the book the project was correlating to. As if to add insult to injury, it's all being squeezed out of a tiny novel called "To Kill a Mockingbird". ALL OF IT. How the heck do they turn 370 pages into all that work?! For s&@^s and giggles, apparently! Even worse yet, I have a less-boring-but-still-s*(@ty-a*@ project in Honors Civics and Economics, which does NOTHING to help me with my frenzied state! NOTHING! Think that's bad? WELL HELL, WE'RE ONLY HALFWAY THERE FOLKS! Now in addition to this, I've also got absolutely NO luck in finding a girlfriend before Valentines Day because I'm too busy screaming gibberish to care, which is sad giving Prom and all... Yiff that! I even got called GAY because I couldn't find one in time! Ha! More like PSYCHOTIC! Someone get me a noose, d*@& it! THERE'S MORE! I, as of December, got hooked on a simple browser-based game called "Nationstates" which is really addictive to log on and check on a few things, maybe go on the forums to RP or whatever... (which makes it like Facebook and all it's little games, but more political) Well, while the game is very interesting and makes me begin to gain faith in February, I GET FALSE-REPORTED AND BANNED FROM THE FORUMS FOR TROLLING! Great- no more forums! Well, at least there's a moderation discussion thread in the forums where I can appeal... OH WAIT! D*@( IT! NOW I've lost faith in February. Why not humanity, too? After all, looking at everybody's political compass IS reason enough... Man, the only thing that might be able to keep my self-esteem up is a crapload of furry pin-ups and a bit of alone-time... PROVIDED I HAVEN'T ALREADY SPRAINED MY MOTHERF*@(ING PUBIC BONE! AAAAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

...All within the first seven days of February.

Ohai! Now that you've stopped looking at yiff and started looking at this, you mise as well bother to read this. *AHEM* That means pay attention and comment! Now, then...

EVE ONLINE: Can't Stop. Looking for ISK. In a rut. Got bombed again. Gameplay too slow. No corporation. F*** this.

WTFUR: Sorry I haven't posted anything fun in this category of art! I'll have something up. Most definitely. Probably. Maybe. Possibly. Perhaps not. Yiff this, I'm not in the mood tonight...

NECROPHILIA: Putting the "coming storm" on hold for WTFur. I'd like to do it and all, but I've got other problems to- erm, other fish to fry in real li- *AHEM* other computers to- NO NO NO! I desperately would like to, but... uh...

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/p....._slide.jpg?v=1

...Who cares?! Liberals are gonna legalize this hotness in another decade! (starts drawing)

WAZZUUUUUUUUP?! :p

A lot's been happening, as of late, involving the three subjects I just gave in the subject. These subjects include the subjects of EVE Online, the subject of commissions and every subject on it, and the subject of having a lot of necrophilia artwork. (which is a very big subject that we'll get into out of all the other subjects) The subjects in these subjects are everything from the subject of my ships blowing up to the subject-subject of who gave me the first subject on my first commission to subjects about the art subject on who watched their corpse get yiffed by WWhiteSShadow. (you don't have to see that subject) So, let's get these subjects and their subject's subjects on- https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/i.....DwXDYtxoenZKEh

Right.

EVE ONLINE: Well, I finally got my mining barge, (a small little Procurer model) and it got IMMEDIATELY asploded by pirates. I had set it on Autopilot as I traveled through low-security space like a careless douchebag. (how stupid of me) Aw, well! I made a quick recovery by selling narcotics to get back the money to buy another ship- this one a sturdy, fast transport ship. It gave me more narcotics and even MOAR money, which made me pretty much instantly recover when pirates blew up my starship. AGAIN. Jesus, I need to go to high-security space...

COMMISSIONS: My very first commission is done, and GOD is it good! This one fella wanted for me to make him a colored version of one of his art pieces, which I was quite happy to do. You can see it here... http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7253058

NECROPHILIA: You heard right, folks! I'm drawing crap that's as disturbing as Yaoi and Yuri for my personal satisfaction. Another new friend of mine, and otter with the account name "Snuff", started teaming up with me to create a long chain of man-to-corpse yiff. The goal? We're necrophiliacs. The problem? For some reason, you aren't allowed to hump corpses almost anywhere on Earth. (whereas our Yaoi/Yuri friends get to have gay marriage)

THAT'S A WRAP, FOLKS!

Well, recently I just dished out a guide to all of my 8 characters, and their busts. (portraits, you perv!) In addition, I did a pin-up of Aaron, and another of WWhiteSShadow. (sorta) In the future, I'll finally get my first MAGIX Software song uploaded for all to see! Hopefully then I can start going into not just cell-shading, but music-making. When that happens, it's either I master MAGIX Music Maker MX, or can't quite handle it and go underneath my expectations...

...let's hope to God that the latter doesn't happen.

Well, moving on outside of contributions to FA, I've just obtained EVE Online, and am subscribing to it. The game's as complex as heck, but very fun to work through. I'm certain that it's going to take forever-and-a-half to just make it to another size of ship. (what with the cargo space and junk I have) It'll take several days for the system to train the skills needed, (Yes, the computer does that in the background. While you sleep. With a freaking carving knife.)

In about five days, I can expect to go from a cute destroyer to a still-pretty-darned-cute mining barge. (smallest size -_-") YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT I DID ALL OF THAT TRAINING FOR THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Jesus, this game is endless... At least I'll be entertained trying to create the most epic character ever, for like, FIVE YIFFING YEARS. As soon as I take my laptop and move out of my parent's house, I'll have FINALLY gotten a capital ship, (It takes over a year to get one! :O) a good-sized corporation, and a lot of ISK. Even then, I'll still have scat to do.

*sigh* You gotta love how demanding EVE Online is...

There you are! That's what's happening in my (online) life right now.

That's right, gentlemen! (and ladies alike) I'm offering free commissions of line/flat-color/full-color drawings, stories, poems, play scripts, reference sheets, comics, questions and answers, badges, and coming soon, MUSIC!!!!! (fanfares and songs)

For more complex commissions, should I be busy on others, I will ask for an art trade. Forgive this minor inconvenience... [b]FREE IS STILL GOOD!!!!![/b]

Reference sheet's done! A bit of MJC concept art's also done! Oh, and a tentacle meme (yes, it is Hentai) is complete. I also found the most hilarious story to read before you go to bed! http://digitalcitizen.ca/2011/06/17.....adam-mansbach/

Good night, and happy Thanksgiving!

Well, after my DA account went to pot, II decided that being hacked and banned by anti-furries (I burned their houses later) was just not my idea of an easy art-posting site. Plus, you can submit music here, so...

...My work is now going here. Good night, everybody!

Nice to see you all! I'm from DeviantArt, but I realized pretty fast that some of the images could only be viewed here, so I made an account. And no, I'm not 9001 years old. I lied about my age to see... :3

...and quite frankly, I need eye bleach! XO