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Posted 13 years agoSo sometimes I have weird dreams, I guess that everyone does from time to time of course. Still, with people insisting that dreams have to MEAN something, sometimes I get confused. lol
So, I am in a restraunt.... not a fancy place but not a dive either... and just kind of casually start shedding clothes. Sometimes in this dream I am with a group of people, sometimes just my wife and sometimes I am alone, but in any case that is no more thought to it than I would have in taking my shoes off when I get home. Once I am nude, I get up and leave to go to a secondary place, usually a movie theature but sometimes a store and just kind of go about my day.
Seemingly hours later I realize I probibly should have my clothes and go back to the restraunt..... but they have thrown them out.... and I am suddenly concerned about my car keys and wallet and cell phone, which are obviously in my pants but I have gotten along without just fine all day.
WTF brain?
lol
So, I am in a restraunt.... not a fancy place but not a dive either... and just kind of casually start shedding clothes. Sometimes in this dream I am with a group of people, sometimes just my wife and sometimes I am alone, but in any case that is no more thought to it than I would have in taking my shoes off when I get home. Once I am nude, I get up and leave to go to a secondary place, usually a movie theature but sometimes a store and just kind of go about my day.
Seemingly hours later I realize I probibly should have my clothes and go back to the restraunt..... but they have thrown them out.... and I am suddenly concerned about my car keys and wallet and cell phone, which are obviously in my pants but I have gotten along without just fine all day.
WTF brain?
lol
Why is it porn?
Posted 13 years agoI am a nervious sketcher, have been for most of my life. I hate having people look over my shoulder without asking.... and sometimes even if they do. There are reasons for that, some of them are old and some of them are the kind of thing all of us probibly deal with..... The unsolicited comment.
bleck
The kind ones are bad enough.... its an unfinished sketch, mind ya, and they are saying how nice it is even if they can't see what you are trying to draw yet. The helpful ones are worse, giving you suggestions and observations when all you want to do is get the form down and fill in the details later. The worst, of course, are the unkind ones... "Thats crap" is not helpful in the least..... and my favorite... "Oh GOD, its PORN" even if I am drawing something that is in no way what I would consider porn of any kind.
I do draw porn sometimes, but as anyone who looks at my gallery knows, I mostly do what I call 'charactor illustrations'.... usually RP charactors and game charactors doing what they do. They are almost always furries though and so, to some, it is ALWAYS porn.
I don't get it.
bleck
The kind ones are bad enough.... its an unfinished sketch, mind ya, and they are saying how nice it is even if they can't see what you are trying to draw yet. The helpful ones are worse, giving you suggestions and observations when all you want to do is get the form down and fill in the details later. The worst, of course, are the unkind ones... "Thats crap" is not helpful in the least..... and my favorite... "Oh GOD, its PORN" even if I am drawing something that is in no way what I would consider porn of any kind.
I do draw porn sometimes, but as anyone who looks at my gallery knows, I mostly do what I call 'charactor illustrations'.... usually RP charactors and game charactors doing what they do. They are almost always furries though and so, to some, it is ALWAYS porn.
I don't get it.
New Scanner!!!!
Posted 15 years agoNew Scanner! Yay! I am rescanning a few things but good lord it makes a difference!
Free sketches!
Posted 15 years agoThe first 10 people who comment on this journal will get a free sketch.
HOWEVER, in return, you must offer 10 free sketches in your own journal. If you've already done 10 Free Sketches in the last month, you still qualify -- simply link the journal entry in your comment. Here's the thing:
1. In your comment, include a link to reference picture(s) the character you want me to draw
2. Only ONE character per person. You may leave multiple character descriptions so i have choice, but I will only do one.
3. No adult/mature oriented drawings or fetishy characters. If you're unsure, just ask me.
4. Do NOT hound me on getting it done.
5. If possible, I would like to be included in your 10 sketch queue.
6. I will look in on your journals to see if you do this. If you don't do this, I will not do your sketch and hand your spot over to someone else.
7. These can be done in any medium, it all depends on what I'm doing at the time. It may be a simple sketch or a full out piece. It all depends on what I want at the time.
8. You must be watching me. (if you find/read this, you probably are)
1. Taben
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?
5. ?
6. ?
7. ?
8. ?
9. ?
10. ?
HOWEVER, in return, you must offer 10 free sketches in your own journal. If you've already done 10 Free Sketches in the last month, you still qualify -- simply link the journal entry in your comment. Here's the thing:
1. In your comment, include a link to reference picture(s) the character you want me to draw
2. Only ONE character per person. You may leave multiple character descriptions so i have choice, but I will only do one.
3. No adult/mature oriented drawings or fetishy characters. If you're unsure, just ask me.
4. Do NOT hound me on getting it done.
5. If possible, I would like to be included in your 10 sketch queue.
6. I will look in on your journals to see if you do this. If you don't do this, I will not do your sketch and hand your spot over to someone else.
7. These can be done in any medium, it all depends on what I'm doing at the time. It may be a simple sketch or a full out piece. It all depends on what I want at the time.
8. You must be watching me. (if you find/read this, you probably are)
1. Taben
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?
5. ?
6. ?
7. ?
8. ?
9. ?
10. ?
Necrophelia
Posted 15 years agoI actually got a request for the missing sex/rape scene from the comic... I didn't think anyone was paying attention, much less that they would want to see that played out. Any thoughts?
Shredding Shredding Shredding
Posted 15 years agoAs some of you know, I shred more stuff than I ever post. There are reasons for that, but it is the way it is.... still, I have problems shredding the pregnant ones, no matter how badly drawn they are.
Just something weird in my brain I guess.
That pregnant raccoon is still sitting there on the floor by my shredder.... but she WILL go in damn it. No matter how she looks at me.
That is all.
Just something weird in my brain I guess.
That pregnant raccoon is still sitting there on the floor by my shredder.... but she WILL go in damn it. No matter how she looks at me.
That is all.
What is a bunny to do?
Posted 15 years agoI have not had much time lately for RP... and as some of you know, if you pay attention, that is mostly where I get my picture ideas from. Still, I have a need to sketch... what is a bunny to do? Well, this is where it is going for now. http://www.webcomicsnation.com/xamp.....hom/series.php
Take care all!
Take care all!
Well, if everyone else does it......
Posted 15 years agoSeveral others did this and maybe even I want to be included in the fun sometimes. :3
How to play:
- Go here to find a good copy/paste format [if you want].
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")
"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: Yes, went to the convention but didn't get any porn there though.
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: nooooo
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: No, tried once but couldn't find it.
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Does DA count?
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes, gotta love art exchanges.
"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes, I have a friend or two out there.
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: No thank you. ;)
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Possibly, online counts, right?
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes, not such a hard thing to do really. :)
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: No... I might be able to come close to 100, but no more than that.
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: I have been known to....
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: I do not have twitter...
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: yes
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Of course
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Not likely
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: No, though I have considered it.
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Not at the moment......
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: Not sure what Team Fortress is.... so No
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: Its like a train wreck, you gotta listen, even if you hate yourself for it. lol
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed? I have drawn friend's charactors, but never commissioned one.
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Ummm.... >.> <.< >.> yes.
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: I can not lie.... score me a 10
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: No, I do not go looking for trouble.
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: Never heard of it.
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yep yep
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: Ummm..... yes. But I only get the first 5 points on this.
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.... it came up.
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yep yep
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Sometimes you just have to go Chakat. yes
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: I have done a few over the years.
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Do it if you wish, I am not going to ping you.
How to play:
- Go here to find a good copy/paste format [if you want].
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")
"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: Yes, went to the convention but didn't get any porn there though.
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: nooooo
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: No, tried once but couldn't find it.
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Does DA count?
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes, gotta love art exchanges.
"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes, I have a friend or two out there.
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: No thank you. ;)
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Possibly, online counts, right?
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes, not such a hard thing to do really. :)
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: No... I might be able to come close to 100, but no more than that.
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: I have been known to....
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: I do not have twitter...
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: yes
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Of course
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Not likely
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: No, though I have considered it.
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Not at the moment......
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: Not sure what Team Fortress is.... so No
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: Its like a train wreck, you gotta listen, even if you hate yourself for it. lol
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed? I have drawn friend's charactors, but never commissioned one.
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Ummm.... >.> <.< >.> yes.
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: I can not lie.... score me a 10
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: No, I do not go looking for trouble.
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: Never heard of it.
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yep yep
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: Ummm..... yes. But I only get the first 5 points on this.
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.... it came up.
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yep yep
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Sometimes you just have to go Chakat. yes
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: I have done a few over the years.
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Do it if you wish, I am not going to ping you.
Technical issues
Posted 16 years agoI am sorry to report that my scanner, after a long illness, has finally succumed. Money is really really tight right now, so I doubt I will be able to get another until at least mid January. So, I am still here and I am still drawing, but there will be no updates for a little bit. Sorry guys.
Ok, now I really AM worried.....
Posted 16 years agoHere are some actual label instructions
on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(The shoplifter special.)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like every regular soap."
(And that would be how...?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."
(Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(As night follows the day...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save time?)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Fly Delta.)
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Was there a spate of this happening somewhere? Oh My!)
on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(The shoplifter special.)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like every regular soap."
(And that would be how...?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."
(Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(As night follows the day...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save time?)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Fly Delta.)
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Was there a spate of this happening somewhere? Oh My!)
Should I be more worried??
Posted 16 years agoYou see, I am not really too concerned about Swine Flu... Here's my concern. Three years ago: Chinese calendar year of the cow...Mad Cow Disease. Two years ago: Chinese calendar year of the bird...Avian Flu. This year: Chinese calendar year of the pig...Swine Flu. Next year: Chinese calendar year of the cock...Anybody else worried?"
-swiped from my ex-sister-in-law on facebook-
Sorry, had to share. ;)
-swiped from my ex-sister-in-law on facebook-
Sorry, had to share. ;)
As the world turns.... or some such drama.
Posted 16 years agoI know I have been the next best thing to dead on here for some time now. I am trying to make that change. I know few of you remember me, or really care why I have been so .... well... missing. lol
Still, I hope someone will care to see me start posting my doodles again.
I hope everyone is doing okay!
Be well!
Still, I hope someone will care to see me start posting my doodles again.
I hope everyone is doing okay!
Be well!
Stupidity
Posted 18 years agoI am not dead!
I have been having computer problems that have kept me off line for extended periods of time..... and some moron hacked my account.
I am sorry if anyone was offended or upset by anything that was posted under my name.
*sigh*
I have been having computer problems that have kept me off line for extended periods of time..... and some moron hacked my account.
I am sorry if anyone was offended or upset by anything that was posted under my name.
*sigh*
