I have always depended on the kindness of strangers...
Posted 17 years ago

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1335282/
Now, isn't that nice!
Entertain me
Posted 17 years agoI'm bored on the internet. Talk to me plz. Don't care what you post ;p
Gender Quiz lol
Posted 18 years agoStolen from
LexCypher
Your Boy Side
[ ] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[X] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[ ] You can't ask for directions because that would imply that you have a small penis.
[ ] Society caters to your every whim.
[X] Television assumes a gaze of your gender. (huh?)
[ ] You once killed a transsexual for tricking you into doing it anal.
[ ] You have hair growing out of your ears.
[ ] You are dressed like the guy on the Brawny paper towels and you are hunting bears with a rocket-launcher while playing football and smoking a cigar.
[ ] You think that rape is okay if the girl was asking for it.
[X] You are posting on the internet. (how can anyone avoid this one?)
[ ] You are incapable of expressing emotions except through the prism of homoerotic team sports.
[ ] You have gay panic.
[ ] You find yourself agreeing with talk radio.
[ ] You think the word "vagina" is inherently hysterical.
[X] Sometimes women need to learn to shut up.
[ ] You feel threatened by the accomplishments of modern feminism and therefore need to demonize all women as shrill harpies seeking "special rights."
[ ] You are a supreme court justice or a politician or policy maker of any note.
[ ] You own katanas and think that girls are impressed by this.
[ ] You enjoy cinema entertainments where a nerdy guy gets a hot chick.
Your Girl Side
[x] You wear lip gloss. (sometimes)
[X] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner. (sometimes)
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[X]You wear the color pink.
[X] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[X] Math is hard.
[ ] You are pregnant and barefoot.
[ ] You are baking a pie right now.
[ ] You are vacuuming the house while wearing a pearl necklace.
[X] You are a lying gold-digging bitch who only wants to suck the life out of men.
[ ] You insist that the toilet seat be left down so that you don't sit in the toilet at night because you're apparently too stupid to actually look down.
[ ] You have a vagina.
[X] You are unconstrained by budget.
[X] Nothing you say makes a goddamn lick of sense; you're like a walking bowl of word salad.
[ ] You are either a virgin or a whore. There is no middle ground.
[X] You use "^______^"
[ ] You spell boobs "bewbs"
[ ] You like to talk about how tomboyish you are and how other girls are all stupid whores
[ ] You describe yourself as "zaftig."
[X] You are a fat sack of Oprah-watching shit. (just ask Lex ;p)
Total- Boy 7
Girl 11
Yeah, that was utterly predictable. And I was even generous to the boy side by ticking the question I didn't understand.
Should I get a sexchange? Y/N

Your Boy Side
[ ] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[X] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[ ] You can't ask for directions because that would imply that you have a small penis.
[ ] Society caters to your every whim.
[X] Television assumes a gaze of your gender. (huh?)
[ ] You once killed a transsexual for tricking you into doing it anal.
[ ] You have hair growing out of your ears.
[ ] You are dressed like the guy on the Brawny paper towels and you are hunting bears with a rocket-launcher while playing football and smoking a cigar.
[ ] You think that rape is okay if the girl was asking for it.
[X] You are posting on the internet. (how can anyone avoid this one?)
[ ] You are incapable of expressing emotions except through the prism of homoerotic team sports.
[ ] You have gay panic.
[ ] You find yourself agreeing with talk radio.
[ ] You think the word "vagina" is inherently hysterical.
[X] Sometimes women need to learn to shut up.
[ ] You feel threatened by the accomplishments of modern feminism and therefore need to demonize all women as shrill harpies seeking "special rights."
[ ] You are a supreme court justice or a politician or policy maker of any note.
[ ] You own katanas and think that girls are impressed by this.
[ ] You enjoy cinema entertainments where a nerdy guy gets a hot chick.
Your Girl Side
[x] You wear lip gloss. (sometimes)
[X] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner. (sometimes)
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[X]You wear the color pink.
[X] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[X] Math is hard.
[ ] You are pregnant and barefoot.
[ ] You are baking a pie right now.
[ ] You are vacuuming the house while wearing a pearl necklace.
[X] You are a lying gold-digging bitch who only wants to suck the life out of men.
[ ] You insist that the toilet seat be left down so that you don't sit in the toilet at night because you're apparently too stupid to actually look down.
[ ] You have a vagina.
[X] You are unconstrained by budget.
[X] Nothing you say makes a goddamn lick of sense; you're like a walking bowl of word salad.
[ ] You are either a virgin or a whore. There is no middle ground.
[X] You use "^______^"
[ ] You spell boobs "bewbs"
[ ] You like to talk about how tomboyish you are and how other girls are all stupid whores
[ ] You describe yourself as "zaftig."
[X] You are a fat sack of Oprah-watching shit. (just ask Lex ;p)
Total- Boy 7
Girl 11
Yeah, that was utterly predictable. And I was even generous to the boy side by ticking the question I didn't understand.
Should I get a sexchange? Y/N
^___^ OMG Lazy Town
Posted 18 years agoLazy Town is the greatest television show in the history of the world!!!
eee pirates
eee pirates
So sick
Posted 18 years agoSo so so sick ;p