so i got to work and i get 5 mins into my shift and what fuckng happends? (My boss) " see this piece of paper? sign it, your being terminated." well now for mass job applications

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[X] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[X] You have filed a tax return
[] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[X] You still have and use a VCR

Total: 23
Damn...cool

I'm selling ceramic air fresheners.
I do
Dogs
cats
bears
owls
bones ( big and small)
dragonflies
frogs
paws
roosters
fish
Ying Yangs
peace signs
crosses
Kanji (also in common names)
trees (X-mas, palm and birthday)

Prices Varies from $5-$15
If you want something thats not listed, ask and I'll see if i can make it. every thing can be paid with PayPal

So 2:30am this morning my sister goes into labor 1 week early. I get up at 5:30am to go to the hospital with my mom. We get there at 7am. and my sister gives birth at 3:30pm to 6 lb 15 oz, 21in baby Alik, My Nephew. My mom and I don't leave till 5pm. 10 HOURS AFTER GETTING THERE!!! Since my sister (understandably) didn't want me to see her to give birth. I was outside in the lobby for 8.5 hours out of the 10. MY BACK HURTS!!! But I know my sister's hurts more lol.

4/16/12
I had a dream that I was in a car crash and I died. I woke up as a ghost. I went to my moms house and when I walked up the porch, a guy was there. a tow truck just then brought my car that I crash. the damage didn't look bad and I started to cry and yell "how did I die? This doesn't make sense." then I walked up the porch and started talking to the guy, thinking he couldn't hear or see me. but he could and didn't say anything. Till he did say he saw me and he wanted me to go away and never come back. So i get Irate with him and yelling at him saying "What is your problem? aren't you happy to see me?" and he says " no, im not happy to see you. I got over your death already, and you being here isn't helping anyone."
So after talking to him I go in the house and look for my mom. she was cooking dinner, but had the most unemotional face I have ever seen. I started talking to her, and she couldn't hear or see me. but I wanted her to know I was there. so I hugged her like I would if i was alive. the guy was there to and didn't even pay attention. my mom said suddenly, "I think my son is here. I felt him Hug me." then the guy said, "he is here. and he did hug you. he is right in front of you." my moms eyes opened up wide as if she could see me, and she was over commend with joy and started to cry as did I.

that's when I woke up.

It was amazing!!! I was in shock how the people do what they do. If you have the money...GO SEE IT!!!

well now after 2 doc visits and a CT scan. Both my wrists are in casts (which makes this journal hard to type up) my right wrist will take about 3-6 weeks to heal. my left one on the other hand (LOL other hand ^^) may need surgery cause i may have fractured the joint in that wrist. I'm still in a lot of pain. and common everyday stuff is hard to do, examples: opening doors, smoking cigs, laying down, getting up, opening lids, going to the bathroom, using the remote control, ect. my life sucks right now. this is total bullshit LOL!!!

i was riding my moped/scooter and a dumb ass squirrel run in front of me and i slammed on the break. I hit the squirrel and it made me fall off. and I fractured both my wrists. Im in so much pain right now.

im at Salt Lake City Airport. waiting for my plane to come in. should be here in an hour. im in the indoor smoking area. the one great feature about SLC airport :)

ALL | ABOUT | ME
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- Name: Xander Folfsky
- Single or taken: taken
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: Dec. 2 1992
- Sign: sagittarius
- Hair color:Brown
- Eye color: Green and some times hazle. they change with my mood
- Height: 6'3"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi but prefer men
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: what ever I can Afford
- What are you listening to right now?: TV, Spongebob ^^
- Who is the last person that called you?: my sister
- How many buddies are online right now?: too many
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: Wolf
- Color: Dark blue
- Drink: Mnt. Dew
- Element: Water
- Food: Hungry Howe's Pizza
- Game: CoD and GTA
- Movie: Me, Myself, and Irene
- Song: Varies from week to week. now "The little thing that give you away - Linkin park
- Subjects in school: Math
- T.V.: family guy. american dad, spongebob, and many others
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?:ive taken baths with people
- Smoked?: Still am
- Bungee jumped?: want to
- Made yourself throw up?: tried but never could
- Skinny dipped?: Hell yes, love it
- Ever been in love?: Yes
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?:Not on purpose
- Pictured your crush naked?: Yes ^///^
- Actually seen your crush naked?: yes, and how sexy it is
- Cried when someone died?: yes
- Lied: im not Jesus...or am I?
- Fallen for your best friend?: yeah, never worked out.
- Used someone?: not on purpose
- Done something you regret?: yeah, ask me and I'll tell you
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Army ACU pants, PT shirt from JROTC and Steel toe boots
- Desktop picture: one of ZEN's pictures
- CD in player: don't own one
- DVD in player: Jurassic Park
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched:boyfriend
- Hugged: same
- You kissed: guess
- You IMed: a friend
- Talk to online: a friend
- You sexed it up with: Do I need to spell it out?
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A R E | Y O U
___________________________________________________________________________

- Understanding?: Very
- Open-minded?: always
- Arrogant?: No
- Insecure?: no just paranoid
- Random?: Very
- Hungry?: only 1 to 2 days a day
- Smart?: always
- Moody?: only in the morning or asked a stupid ass question
- Organized?: some times
- Shy?:yes
- Difficult?: only my mind
- Bored easily?: YES!!!!
- Entertained easily?: throw me some porn or video games and im set for 1 to 12 hours
- Obsessed?: with Furries
- Lazy?: kind of
- Angry?: only at CoD and NoOb tubers
- Happy?: no just content
- Hyper?: can be
- Trusting?: im very trust worthy
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R A N D O M
___________________________________________________________________________

- In the morning I: wake up and check FA, IB, FB, e-mail and youtube
- Love: IT HURTS (most of the time)
- I dream about: death and impossible shit
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: its all personality
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W H O
___________________________________________________________________________

- Makes you laugh the most: The TV
- Makes you smile: ppl TV and ppl that freak out on me in CoD
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: ....him/her? ummm porn
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
___________________________________________________________________________

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: some times
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: not really. just wonder what they go threw
- Wish you were younger?: no 19 is the new 9 LOL!!!!!!
- Cry because someone said something to you?: no just pissed me off.
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: too many to count
- Of Cd's I own: idk never counted, i have a life
- Of scars on my body: 10 and one is my iris.
- Of bones I've broken: none yet

For all my followers thank you very much for watching me. ok my profile is almost to 1,000 views. if anyone can take a picture of my profile with the page views at 1,000 i will do a free drawing for them.

so spread the word and get my profile views to 1,000.

P.S whom ever gets the free art, im not promising a Picasso but i will do my best ^^

P.S.S i can only draw canines sorry

I finally got my laptop back from best buy. SO HAPPY!!!! *creepy happy smile*

ok my laptop it at best buy right now for repairs and what really sucks is if it costs more than $300 i cant fix it and i wont have a laptop. i wont be on very much at all. so yeah this sucks

I'll be 19

I'm almost compleatly sober now. shit i drank too much. i probably wont do that for a month or more, its rare that i drink. so anyway im fine didn't get hurt or alcohol poisoning ^^

plz comment ^^

lol I've had 8 mixed mixed drink shots, and im drunk and i feel great. im so drunk i cant type and if i make type-o's its cause im drunk. i got 2 girls with me and one is shit faced and the other is just buzzed/drunk, and im drunk. VODKA AND SPICED RUM BABY!!!!!

plz comment and speak you mind ^^

Hell yeah!!!! getting my new tattoo on Tuesday. full upper back, and its a 4 hour sitting. so for 4 hours i will be in a chair with a guy and a tattoo gun. BITCH'N!!!!!!!!!!!

here is what im getting

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6793946/

Me and my mate are going to Furloween 2011!!!! our plane leaves on Oct. 27. We went last year and had a great time. hoping to meet new furs and see the one's we was last year. I'm so excited!!!

And i definitively hope to see  junowolf and  huskers again ^^

Holy shit i got pretty damn drunk last night. ok I'm 5'8 and weight 125. had 6 smirnoff ice's in 2 hours or less. I was F#$%ED up. but luckly not so much so that i had to throw up lol it was a great night ^^

9/18/11
had a dream that a man jumped into our car (1995 ford explorer) and started to drive off, with us still in it. I don't know what is up with this guy or what but i punched him, kicked him, bit him, and hit him with a fucking hammer. this mother fucker didn't even flinch at any of it. it was a creepy dream and have no idea why i had it.

any thoughts?

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- No
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- No
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- No
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- No
Pointed a gun at someone? --- No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- No
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- No
Smoked a cigar? --- Yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- No
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- Yes
Dumped someone? --- Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- Yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on an amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- No
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- No
Streaked? ---No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- No
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- Yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- Yes
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- Yes
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- No
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes

Ok another weird dream. ok here we go. My family some how found out the U.S military was going to be testing a new biological warfare weapon (similar to mustard gas). and they where going to test it on an island and see what happens to the people on it. (my dream never specified where this island was, could have been Hawaii cause I saw Sheriff police cars) so my family wanted to go see this biological testing BY GOING TO THE ISLAND!!!! (stupid i know) so we go and we see the U.S Navy approaching and we intercept a radio message saying "FIRE ALL WEAPONS!!!" and then...we see about 6 odd looking missiles hurtling toads in our direction but slightly to the right of us. they all landed and in sync exploded.(we were about 2 miles away from the missiles) the trees in the area and a mile away were pushed over by the force of the shock wave. we saw a white mist fallow half way behind the shock wave. then we heard the shock wave BOOM and were stunned and awe struck. but we waited to long and the mist had gotten really close to us. we both stepped on the gas peddle and drove off (we were in 2 different Corvette ZR1's) we where going about 80 MPH each down the mountain roads. and passed a Sheriff's officer directing traffic. we stopped at a gas station to fill up to get to a ferry boat on the other side of the island. by the time we where done filling up on gas the gas had made it's way to us. we all sped off. (this is where i woke up)

so yeah another fucking weird dream about biological warfare I had.

Please comment ^^

thank you
Xander

ok so i have some pretty F'ed up dreams. and so im gonna use my journal's to share my dreams and possibly make them into stories. when i share my dreams, tell me what i should put in the stories and/or tell me what you think of that particular dream.

thank you
Xander ^^

8/5/11
Had this weird dream 4 or 5 times last night. It was about a zombie like dream, some sort of infection. it stared in Iraq oddly enough. I think it was beacouse of some sort of biological warfare. and mad its way back to the states. well i got involved when i was in the woods somewhere. and i was hearing all these weird noises, screeching and deafning sounds. )so since i had this dream quite a few times it changed but was the same, at the same time.) after hearing the sounds i jumped into a abandoned Jeep Rangler (1990-1999) and drove off. then sudenly the car was being attacked by something. it kept pushing the car and ramming it. sometimes i would hit trees and spin out. i could never see what it was that was attacking me. and it always stoped attacking me when i got close to a city (people where still alive) and usualy i would wake up when it stoped attacking. (whet back to sleep) and i was back in the woods with the noises again. this time instead of a jeep it was a Mazda Tribute. and it happend all over again. (it kept happening till about 6am when i stayed awake)

any comments or interpretative ideas?

It was 1 year ago I asked my mate  zeke_lontra to go out with me. and we have been throw thick and thin already. and I am truly happy with him. And thank you all (my friends and supporters) who helped me when things weren't working out and helped me to see the brighter side of everything.

thank you

Xander Folfsky