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YIFF TRADE?????
General | Posted 17 years agopretty much what it says on the tin! you see haven't drawn anything skanky for a while and i am a little lost for ideas! so basically i'm willing to do an art trade with someone out there! anyone who has a good idea really
lets see who actually replies with interest!!
lets see who actually replies with interest!!
LEMONS
General | Posted 17 years agookay here is my plan! i noticed there are no lemon species in the select spieces for submissions section so i and whoever else wants to shall post many lemon pictures to see if we can get one in there! either that or i'll be known as that lemon guy!
My story
General | Posted 17 years agoMy Story
The strangest thing happened to me about a month ago in the woods behind my house. I was just sitting there when I realized that I wasn't wearing any clothes. You have probably had that experience before. I felt a cold chill, and I knew that soon I would have to cover myself in embarrassment. My friend Brent had called me the previous day, and told me all about Chris's problem with the pierced navel, and I was a little worried about my sanity. Then, all of a sudden, I saw creeping towards me what I realized was a snarling wolf, and right then I realized I was good looking! I remembered what my psychiatrist had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not forget my manners. Very calmly, I ate another bite of my sandwich and immediately felt better about it. Before I knew it, I was deliriously happy, and I knew I really liked being naked. So you see, I really wasn't cut out for things like this, and I decided I had to tell you all about it.
Signed:
xiver
The strangest thing happened to me about a month ago in the woods behind my house. I was just sitting there when I realized that I wasn't wearing any clothes. You have probably had that experience before. I felt a cold chill, and I knew that soon I would have to cover myself in embarrassment. My friend Brent had called me the previous day, and told me all about Chris's problem with the pierced navel, and I was a little worried about my sanity. Then, all of a sudden, I saw creeping towards me what I realized was a snarling wolf, and right then I realized I was good looking! I remembered what my psychiatrist had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not forget my manners. Very calmly, I ate another bite of my sandwich and immediately felt better about it. Before I knew it, I was deliriously happy, and I knew I really liked being naked. So you see, I really wasn't cut out for things like this, and I decided I had to tell you all about it.
Signed:
xiver
PAGE VIEW 1000 COMPETITION!
General | Posted 17 years agookay its simple if you get my 1000th pageview i'll do a free picture of your character simple as that! just take a screenshot and send it to me! the race is on...
okay as i wrote that i made myself laugh at how this is so unlikely to happen i might as well just choose someone as random lol listen to the frantic clicking of furries not trying to be number 1000
meh!
okay as i wrote that i made myself laugh at how this is so unlikely to happen i might as well just choose someone as random lol listen to the frantic clicking of furries not trying to be number 1000
meh!
I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY
General | Posted 17 years agookay iv'e noticed a few people are able to put avatars into text boxes, how do i do that? i'm aware its something like icon:xiver but i'm not sure
HELP
HELP
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
General | Posted 17 years agoTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Xiver
Birthday: 24-02-89
Birthplace: cant remember
Current Location: washnigton
Eye Color: alternates
Hair Color: redy black
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: raised by the nosforatu
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: vodka
Your Fears: bunnies and being left behind
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken kiev
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lawl
Thoughts First Waking Up: need hug and a drink
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair
Your Bedtime: too late
Your Most Missed Memory: chilling out at karlos's house with all the old crew
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi coz coke is crap
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocholate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: try not to
Do you Sing: occasionally
Do you Shower Daily: nightly when i'm not stopping out
Have you Been in Love: no comment
Do you want to go to College: god no
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: somewhat
Are you a Health Freak: nar
Do you get along with your Parents: something like that
Do you like Thunderstorms: is there anything better?
Do you play an Instrument: nar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date?; no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, must get some
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a ciggy from eileen
Ever been Drunk: frequently
Ever been called a Tease: funnily enough i got called a cretinous whore just this morning
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nah
How do you want to Die: i wont die so there
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a dinosaur
What country would you most like to Visit: japan prauge or maybe russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: no prefference
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: no preference
Weight: not skinny, bit of build
Best Clothing Style: causual or gothic or punky
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: 13
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Name: Xiver
Birthday: 24-02-89
Birthplace: cant remember
Current Location: washnigton
Eye Color: alternates
Hair Color: redy black
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: raised by the nosforatu
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: vodka
Your Fears: bunnies and being left behind
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken kiev
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lawl
Thoughts First Waking Up: need hug and a drink
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair
Your Bedtime: too late
Your Most Missed Memory: chilling out at karlos's house with all the old crew
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi coz coke is crap
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocholate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: try not to
Do you Sing: occasionally
Do you Shower Daily: nightly when i'm not stopping out
Have you Been in Love: no comment
Do you want to go to College: god no
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: somewhat
Are you a Health Freak: nar
Do you get along with your Parents: something like that
Do you like Thunderstorms: is there anything better?
Do you play an Instrument: nar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date?; no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, must get some
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a ciggy from eileen
Ever been Drunk: frequently
Ever been called a Tease: funnily enough i got called a cretinous whore just this morning
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nah
How do you want to Die: i wont die so there
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a dinosaur
What country would you most like to Visit: japan prauge or maybe russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: no prefference
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: no preference
Weight: not skinny, bit of build
Best Clothing Style: causual or gothic or punky
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: 13
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
FAIL FAIL FAIL
General | Posted 17 years agoi'm so sorry, iv'e let you down again!
BE AMAZED
General | Posted 17 years agoAre you in a complicated relationship?
I am in no relationship... if i am i have forgotten, and there is someone somewhere really pissed at me right now
Do you hate more than 3 people?
i dont HATE anyone
How many houses have you lived in?
4
Favorite Chocolate Bar?
a twirl at the moment
What CD is in your CD player?
i havent got one at the moment
Ever tripped someone up?
not intensionally
Least favorite school subject at school?
IT
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
2
Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
nope, sorry to dissapoint
Have you ever thrown up in public?
yeah...it's not good
Name one thing that is always on your mind?
the words "what if"
Favorite genre of music?
anything i can chill to
Whats your star sign?
piceas
Do you like beer?
yea
Have you made a prank phone call?
Yeah
What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
n trance - set free
Are you sarcastic?
me?? nooooooo =]
What are your favorite color(s)?
violet - indigo - white
How many watches do you own?
1 and i hate the constant ticking, its like the beating of the hideous heart
Summer or winter?
winter
Is anyone in love with you?
i do not know
Favorite color to wear?
black
Pepsi or Sprite?
Sprite.
What type of hair do you like on the opposite sex?
long is nice
Where is your second home?
urm star's place
Have you ever slapped someone?
yea
What is your favourite band?
hmmmm....
How many lamps are in your bedroom?
2
How many video games do you own?
7
Do you live near the countryside?
Nope
Do looks matter?
Not as much as personality!
Do you use chapstick?
no
What is your favourite subject in school?
art or hisrtory
Your Brother or your Sister?
no one should answer this
Are you too forgiving?
yes!!
How many children do you want?
0
Do you own something from New Look?
...
Do you own a gun?
i own a knife
When was the last time you fell over?
week ago o.O
What did you do 2 nights ago?
watched bleach
Been to London before?
Yea
Have you ever called your teacher mum?
no but i called her nana
Have you ever been in a castle?
chillingham, walkworth, anwick
Do you have any nicknames?
xiv - xiver -barky - woofle - xivle - wolfrack - guardwolf -
Do you know anyone named Henry?
yeah two one from down south who's a fucking wierdo and one from heaton who's really small
Ever been to Manchester?
nope
Do you own something from Adidas?
NOPE
Are you thinking of someone right now ?
urm yeah i'm worrying about someone
Ever call somebody boo?
¬.¬ ghey
Do you own a diamond ring?
no, i did own a diamond necklace however but that is tragically lost in the voids of time... anyone who wants to get me a new one is welcome to *waits patiently wagging tail with hopefull puupy dog eyes*
Are you happy with your life right now?
one or two things i'd change
Do you have any concerts booked?
Nope
Are you going to college?
i did my time
Do you have posters on your walls?
not now
Do you own a Westlife CD?
no
McDonalds or Burger King?
none
Are you closer to your Mum or Dad?
i'm closer to the man
Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?
ass.. and eyes both very expressive i find
Are you afraid of the dark?
nah
Have you ever eaten paste?
Erm....no crayons... maybe
Do you own a webcam?
yar a usb one
What age do you want to get married?
no marriage thanks
Ever broken a bone?
Yeah my arm
What age do you want to have kids?
i hate children
Do you chat on MSN often?
yup
Pringles or Walkers?
pringles
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
too many
Simpsons or Futurama?
futurama
Where do you want to live in the future?
somewhere snowy with a warm fire and an abundance of hotchocolate, biscuits, vodka and vimto
Do you like your school?
I hated it!
Do you have a birth mark?
nope
Do you own a car?
i will have one
Can you cook?
yup
What is your favourite accent?
russian *shivers with excitement* or cockney
Do you text message often?
dont really
Money or Love?
i am eternally without either ^.^
Do you have any scars?
yeah. some that arent so visable
What do you want more than anything?
i have never known what i want! so i shall hellp others first and one day i shall discover
Do you enjoy scary movies??
Yeah...
Relationships or one night stands?
it would take to long to explain my feelings on this
Big Red or Juicy Fruit?:
red fruit
Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
i don't really care either way
Do you own a box of crayons
not after the last pack
What would your dream job be?
cartoon artist
Who was the last person you said 'I love you' to?
never really heard it when iv'e cared
Are you sexy?
i have no idea, ask someone who fucked me
who is your sexiest friend?
*remains silent*
Who is the last person that made you laugh?
besty
Who was the last person that texted you?
princess
Who was the last person that called you?
besty
What colour top are you wearing?
black
I am in no relationship... if i am i have forgotten, and there is someone somewhere really pissed at me right now
Do you hate more than 3 people?
i dont HATE anyone
How many houses have you lived in?
4
Favorite Chocolate Bar?
a twirl at the moment
What CD is in your CD player?
i havent got one at the moment
Ever tripped someone up?
not intensionally
Least favorite school subject at school?
IT
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
2
Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
nope, sorry to dissapoint
Have you ever thrown up in public?
yeah...it's not good
Name one thing that is always on your mind?
the words "what if"
Favorite genre of music?
anything i can chill to
Whats your star sign?
piceas
Do you like beer?
yea
Have you made a prank phone call?
Yeah
What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
n trance - set free
Are you sarcastic?
me?? nooooooo =]
What are your favorite color(s)?
violet - indigo - white
How many watches do you own?
1 and i hate the constant ticking, its like the beating of the hideous heart
Summer or winter?
winter
Is anyone in love with you?
i do not know
Favorite color to wear?
black
Pepsi or Sprite?
Sprite.
What type of hair do you like on the opposite sex?
long is nice
Where is your second home?
urm star's place
Have you ever slapped someone?
yea
What is your favourite band?
hmmmm....
How many lamps are in your bedroom?
2
How many video games do you own?
7
Do you live near the countryside?
Nope
Do looks matter?
Not as much as personality!
Do you use chapstick?
no
What is your favourite subject in school?
art or hisrtory
Your Brother or your Sister?
no one should answer this
Are you too forgiving?
yes!!
How many children do you want?
0
Do you own something from New Look?
...
Do you own a gun?
i own a knife
When was the last time you fell over?
week ago o.O
What did you do 2 nights ago?
watched bleach
Been to London before?
Yea
Have you ever called your teacher mum?
no but i called her nana
Have you ever been in a castle?
chillingham, walkworth, anwick
Do you have any nicknames?
xiv - xiver -barky - woofle - xivle - wolfrack - guardwolf -
Do you know anyone named Henry?
yeah two one from down south who's a fucking wierdo and one from heaton who's really small
Ever been to Manchester?
nope
Do you own something from Adidas?
NOPE
Are you thinking of someone right now ?
urm yeah i'm worrying about someone
Ever call somebody boo?
¬.¬ ghey
Do you own a diamond ring?
no, i did own a diamond necklace however but that is tragically lost in the voids of time... anyone who wants to get me a new one is welcome to *waits patiently wagging tail with hopefull puupy dog eyes*
Are you happy with your life right now?
one or two things i'd change
Do you have any concerts booked?
Nope
Are you going to college?
i did my time
Do you have posters on your walls?
not now
Do you own a Westlife CD?
no
McDonalds or Burger King?
none
Are you closer to your Mum or Dad?
i'm closer to the man
Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?
ass.. and eyes both very expressive i find
Are you afraid of the dark?
nah
Have you ever eaten paste?
Erm....no crayons... maybe
Do you own a webcam?
yar a usb one
What age do you want to get married?
no marriage thanks
Ever broken a bone?
Yeah my arm
What age do you want to have kids?
i hate children
Do you chat on MSN often?
yup
Pringles or Walkers?
pringles
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
too many
Simpsons or Futurama?
futurama
Where do you want to live in the future?
somewhere snowy with a warm fire and an abundance of hotchocolate, biscuits, vodka and vimto
Do you like your school?
I hated it!
Do you have a birth mark?
nope
Do you own a car?
i will have one
Can you cook?
yup
What is your favourite accent?
russian *shivers with excitement* or cockney
Do you text message often?
dont really
Money or Love?
i am eternally without either ^.^
Do you have any scars?
yeah. some that arent so visable
What do you want more than anything?
i have never known what i want! so i shall hellp others first and one day i shall discover
Do you enjoy scary movies??
Yeah...
Relationships or one night stands?
it would take to long to explain my feelings on this
Big Red or Juicy Fruit?:
red fruit
Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
i don't really care either way
Do you own a box of crayons
not after the last pack
What would your dream job be?
cartoon artist
Who was the last person you said 'I love you' to?
never really heard it when iv'e cared
Are you sexy?
i have no idea, ask someone who fucked me
who is your sexiest friend?
*remains silent*
Who is the last person that made you laugh?
besty
Who was the last person that texted you?
princess
Who was the last person that called you?
besty
What colour top are you wearing?
black
Fail
General | Posted 17 years agoFUCKING SMILIES KILL CONVO
ever noticed you'll be talking to someone online and you'll say something and they reply with a :P or a :0 or a :) it pees me off because you cant think of how to reply to a facial expression other than with another facial expression... so you either get never ending expressions or you just kill the convo
sigh
i hate smileys ¬.¬
ever noticed you'll be talking to someone online and you'll say something and they reply with a :P or a :0 or a :) it pees me off because you cant think of how to reply to a facial expression other than with another facial expression... so you either get never ending expressions or you just kill the convo
sigh
i hate smileys ¬.¬
RED WINE
General | Posted 17 years agoIf you want to know how
To fly high, then go now
To the place where all the concubines...
Meet and converse with them
Marvel at their pale skin
Wonder how they chew on their pointy...
Teeth and hair are beauty
They know it's their duty
To be countess in their hearts and their...
Minds that have to whisper
See in them a sister
Look into their eyes and you'll become
xivanian Concubine.
You know what flows here like wine.
Stay here with us, it's just time.
Transylvanian Concubine.
Sorrow is their master
Cackling with laughter
Now he's having just one piece of...
Cakey is their make-up
Catholics try to shake up
All the things that form their lives, but
they're...
Dead, their sighs, their songs
They know what they do is wrong.
Stay here with us, it's just time.
xivanian Concubine.
Candelabra's lighted
Satan has been sighted
Never has there been an evening like...
This is what they wanted
Always to feel hunted
You can never be too rich or too...
Thin. The blood has run out.
Fangs ruin any cute pout
Morning has come now they've flown
What have you learned from what has been
shown?
IF YOU OPENED THIS JOURNAL THEN I DEEPLY REGRET THAT YOU HAVE BEEN TAKEN! YOU ARE NOW VAMPIRIC!
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS, IF YOU WISH TO CURE IT
OPTION ONE: draw a picture of your vampiric fursona and get 3 comments, the first comment it plauged, you have passed it on to them
OPTION TWO: pass the plauge on to two of your friends by biting them on the neck in a shout message and send them this journal as a message
To fly high, then go now
To the place where all the concubines...
Meet and converse with them
Marvel at their pale skin
Wonder how they chew on their pointy...
Teeth and hair are beauty
They know it's their duty
To be countess in their hearts and their...
Minds that have to whisper
See in them a sister
Look into their eyes and you'll become
xivanian Concubine.
You know what flows here like wine.
Stay here with us, it's just time.
Transylvanian Concubine.
Sorrow is their master
Cackling with laughter
Now he's having just one piece of...
Cakey is their make-up
Catholics try to shake up
All the things that form their lives, but
they're...
Dead, their sighs, their songs
They know what they do is wrong.
Stay here with us, it's just time.
xivanian Concubine.
Candelabra's lighted
Satan has been sighted
Never has there been an evening like...
This is what they wanted
Always to feel hunted
You can never be too rich or too...
Thin. The blood has run out.
Fangs ruin any cute pout
Morning has come now they've flown
What have you learned from what has been
shown?
IF YOU OPENED THIS JOURNAL THEN I DEEPLY REGRET THAT YOU HAVE BEEN TAKEN! YOU ARE NOW VAMPIRIC!
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS, IF YOU WISH TO CURE IT
OPTION ONE: draw a picture of your vampiric fursona and get 3 comments, the first comment it plauged, you have passed it on to them
OPTION TWO: pass the plauge on to two of your friends by biting them on the neck in a shout message and send them this journal as a message
purity
General | Posted 17 years agoBeginning percentage: 100%
Subtract one percent by every line that applies.
1. Smoked 99
2. Drank alcohol 98
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk 97
5. Had sex 96
6. Been to a concert. 95
7. Gotten/given a handjob 94
8. Gotten/given a blowjob
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed 93
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up 92
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. 91
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom. 90
16. Cried at school. 89
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 88
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance. 87
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. 86
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over 85
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house 84
23. Kissed a stranger. 83
24. Hugged a stranger 82
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car 81
27. Gotten an x-ray 80
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party. 79
30. Done serious drugs. 78
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home. 77
34. Broken a bone. 76
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn. 75
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. 74
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
41. French kissed. 73
42. Laughed so hard you cried. 72
43. Cried yourself to sleep. 71
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 70
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 69
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 68
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. 67
53. Pranked somebody. 66
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. 65
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. 64
57. Dressed punk. 63
58. Dressed goth. 62
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
61. Avoided somebody. 61
62. Been stalked. 60
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument. 59
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself. 58
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 57
70. Been to a wild party. 56
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat. 55
78. Been to another country. 54
79. Started your house on fire. 53
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. 52
85. Sat on your butt all day. 51
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. 50
87. Had a job. 49
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore. 48
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. o.o... 47
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. o.o... 46
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. 45
97. Been rejected. 44
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 43
100. Been raped....
i'm going to assume a guy named renee made this,
okay so my over all purity rating is apparently 43% now this to me is somewhat worrying, but more worrying than that is this...
if you have:
Cried when someone died you are not pure because renee thinks this is a sighn of weakness
Been verbally/sexually harassed you are not pure because renee believes you brought it on yourself
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend you are not pure renee blames you
Went scuba diving - renee bekieves that if we where destined for the sea we'd have webbed toes, however those with webbed toes are demons and must also lose a point
Driven a car - driving is a sin
Gotten an x-ray - braking bones is a sighn of carelessness in the eyes of renee
Hit by a car - you fool
Broken a bone - again, careless careless
Eaten sushi - cold fish? that has to be a sin right?
Been stalked - quit being stalked!!!
Babysat - ¬.¬ renee is very mistrusting of babysitters epsecially his uncle rory who used to babysit him
Been to another country - a true pure being never leaves thier land
Played an instrument - music is evil unless your renee (but don't angels play harps?) SILENCE renee is speaking
Ridden a horse - horses are evil
Had an encounter with a ghost - you must be a witch
Donated your hair to cancer patients - being kind and helpfull? NOOOOOOO!!!! any form of sacrifice is a sin unless its for renee
Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by - renee believes one must always assume everyone loves you
Cried over a family member of the opposite sex (why should the gender matter?)
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. - renee believes that being in a long term relationship is just as un pure as scuba diving
Had a job - renee is an idiot
Gotten cut from a sports team - ?
Been mistaken for a celebrity - i'm with renee on this one but then again celebrity lookalikes should be pitied not hated
Been in a car accident. - accidents are not only tragic but also
Been told you have beautiful eyes - renee believes that if someone can recognise your beauty then you are a sinner and therefore are impure
Been told you have beautiful hair ^
Danced in the rain - renee hates hippies
Been rejected - renee has no simpathy for ugly people either
Been raped - well this is just renee being a cockhead basically
if you have done any of these you lose points
so i'm assumeing renee is a lifeless 3 year old nazi or something
god bless you renee! you'll show us the way forward!!
any comments on renee is welcome
Subtract one percent by every line that applies.
1. Smoked 99
2. Drank alcohol 98
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk 97
5. Had sex 96
6. Been to a concert. 95
7. Gotten/given a handjob 94
8. Gotten/given a blowjob
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed 93
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up 92
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. 91
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom. 90
16. Cried at school. 89
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 88
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance. 87
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. 86
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over 85
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house 84
23. Kissed a stranger. 83
24. Hugged a stranger 82
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car 81
27. Gotten an x-ray 80
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party. 79
30. Done serious drugs. 78
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home. 77
34. Broken a bone. 76
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn. 75
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. 74
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
41. French kissed. 73
42. Laughed so hard you cried. 72
43. Cried yourself to sleep. 71
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 70
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 69
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 68
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. 67
53. Pranked somebody. 66
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. 65
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. 64
57. Dressed punk. 63
58. Dressed goth. 62
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
61. Avoided somebody. 61
62. Been stalked. 60
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument. 59
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself. 58
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 57
70. Been to a wild party. 56
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat. 55
78. Been to another country. 54
79. Started your house on fire. 53
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. 52
85. Sat on your butt all day. 51
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. 50
87. Had a job. 49
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore. 48
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. o.o... 47
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. o.o... 46
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. 45
97. Been rejected. 44
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 43
100. Been raped....
i'm going to assume a guy named renee made this,
okay so my over all purity rating is apparently 43% now this to me is somewhat worrying, but more worrying than that is this...
if you have:
Cried when someone died you are not pure because renee thinks this is a sighn of weakness
Been verbally/sexually harassed you are not pure because renee believes you brought it on yourself
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend you are not pure renee blames you
Went scuba diving - renee bekieves that if we where destined for the sea we'd have webbed toes, however those with webbed toes are demons and must also lose a point
Driven a car - driving is a sin
Gotten an x-ray - braking bones is a sighn of carelessness in the eyes of renee
Hit by a car - you fool
Broken a bone - again, careless careless
Eaten sushi - cold fish? that has to be a sin right?
Been stalked - quit being stalked!!!
Babysat - ¬.¬ renee is very mistrusting of babysitters epsecially his uncle rory who used to babysit him
Been to another country - a true pure being never leaves thier land
Played an instrument - music is evil unless your renee (but don't angels play harps?) SILENCE renee is speaking
Ridden a horse - horses are evil
Had an encounter with a ghost - you must be a witch
Donated your hair to cancer patients - being kind and helpfull? NOOOOOOO!!!! any form of sacrifice is a sin unless its for renee
Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by - renee believes one must always assume everyone loves you
Cried over a family member of the opposite sex (why should the gender matter?)
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. - renee believes that being in a long term relationship is just as un pure as scuba diving
Had a job - renee is an idiot
Gotten cut from a sports team - ?
Been mistaken for a celebrity - i'm with renee on this one but then again celebrity lookalikes should be pitied not hated
Been in a car accident. - accidents are not only tragic but also
Been told you have beautiful eyes - renee believes that if someone can recognise your beauty then you are a sinner and therefore are impure
Been told you have beautiful hair ^
Danced in the rain - renee hates hippies
Been rejected - renee has no simpathy for ugly people either
Been raped - well this is just renee being a cockhead basically
if you have done any of these you lose points
so i'm assumeing renee is a lifeless 3 year old nazi or something
god bless you renee! you'll show us the way forward!!
any comments on renee is welcome
what if meme
General | Posted 17 years agoIf your fursona/avatar was:
a general airborne species: urm a flying dragon thing? *shudders*
a general aquatic species: gyarados O.o
a general invertebrate: leach
an amphibian: hee hee frog
a bird: dove
a canine: Wolf duh!
a caniform carnivore (excluding canines): Hyena?
a dinosaur: a t rex ¬.¬
a feliform carnivore (excluding felines): um dunno sorry
a feline: white cat ^.^
an insect/arachnid: either a moth or a black widow spider
a marsupial: Kangaroo ^.^
a microoganism: a virus
a mythical species: an angel
a primate: i refuse to answer
a reptile: black mamba
a rodent or lagomorph: rat
an ungulate: no
a mammal in a group not listed above: a white jackal
Try picking (at least) 3 of these choices and sketch them out, keeping your character recognizable. Then you can see what they look like as another species that you may not have considered before. The results may be surprising.
a general airborne species: urm a flying dragon thing? *shudders*
a general aquatic species: gyarados O.o
a general invertebrate: leach
an amphibian: hee hee frog
a bird: dove
a canine: Wolf duh!
a caniform carnivore (excluding canines): Hyena?
a dinosaur: a t rex ¬.¬
a feliform carnivore (excluding felines): um dunno sorry
a feline: white cat ^.^
an insect/arachnid: either a moth or a black widow spider
a marsupial: Kangaroo ^.^
a microoganism: a virus
a mythical species: an angel
a primate: i refuse to answer
a reptile: black mamba
a rodent or lagomorph: rat
an ungulate: no
a mammal in a group not listed above: a white jackal
Try picking (at least) 3 of these choices and sketch them out, keeping your character recognizable. Then you can see what they look like as another species that you may not have considered before. The results may be surprising.
SE7EN
General | Posted 17 years agoANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?
benanderson
2. What is your weapon of choice?
rapier sword or perhaps a crossbow
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
no
4. How about of the same sex?
it depends
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
danny
6. What is your pet peeve?
People who can't read body language or refuse to ignore it
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
i can hold a grudge till death if the grudge is strong enough, but all small things can be forgiven
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
not sure there is something
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
6-30pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't
deborah
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
xiver is too imotionally unstable to do anything today "hung over"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
yes! love the advert with the millions of tiny coloured bouncyballs ^.^
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
honestly? two months ago
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
twice i think, no that was yesterday! i didn't today!
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
¬.¬ i dislike coffee things
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
white! chicken and fish :P
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
aaaaah! 4 n a half pints of diesel a bottle of glens vodka one cherry alchopop and 2 sambuka shots!
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
sometimes! depends, my wieght changes so frequently
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
salty ¬.¬
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?
this is a little fucked up
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
8
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
4
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
frequently
4. Have you done it?
yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
the neck, the lower back and the ass
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
No.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
just a debit cart
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
when i have money? its anyone of the wicca shops in the metrocentre
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
take all my firends somewhere cool, buy a publishing company and a really tall office building, the rest would fund my career
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
not so much famous but definatley renound, like a prophet or an artist or a poet not like a pretensious celebrity
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
only to make money for future plans i wouldn't remain there
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
not that i'm aware of
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
does this really matter? because i can't be bothered to check
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
created the chronicals of murkwood, took me 9 years so far and its still incomplete
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
there are a few, getting rid of danny, completeing collage, getting a job...
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
to finish something i start
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
well i like to know i'm the favorite but in the case of skill or knowlage i am comforted to know there are people better and or smarter, these are people to learn from.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
to do so would be borning and dishonest, its a greater thrill to be part of something when there is risk of loss
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
nope.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
today i managed to actually make a disision without being vauge
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
thier confidence and patience
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
a buddist monk who trains his mind and body daily, i'd like to experience that kind of self discipline
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
i am me and its the only job i'm perfect at! so i'll stick with this
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
straight black hair... i have this already but its dyed and straightened
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
sloth ^.^
1. With whom did you last get angry?
benanderson
2. What is your weapon of choice?
rapier sword or perhaps a crossbow
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
no
4. How about of the same sex?
it depends
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
danny
6. What is your pet peeve?
People who can't read body language or refuse to ignore it
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
i can hold a grudge till death if the grudge is strong enough, but all small things can be forgiven
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
not sure there is something
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
6-30pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't
deborah
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
xiver is too imotionally unstable to do anything today "hung over"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
yes! love the advert with the millions of tiny coloured bouncyballs ^.^
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
honestly? two months ago
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
twice i think, no that was yesterday! i didn't today!
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
¬.¬ i dislike coffee things
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
white! chicken and fish :P
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
aaaaah! 4 n a half pints of diesel a bottle of glens vodka one cherry alchopop and 2 sambuka shots!
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
sometimes! depends, my wieght changes so frequently
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
salty ¬.¬
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?
this is a little fucked up
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
8
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
4
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
frequently
4. Have you done it?
yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
the neck, the lower back and the ass
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
No.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
just a debit cart
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
when i have money? its anyone of the wicca shops in the metrocentre
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
take all my firends somewhere cool, buy a publishing company and a really tall office building, the rest would fund my career
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
not so much famous but definatley renound, like a prophet or an artist or a poet not like a pretensious celebrity
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
only to make money for future plans i wouldn't remain there
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
not that i'm aware of
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
does this really matter? because i can't be bothered to check
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
created the chronicals of murkwood, took me 9 years so far and its still incomplete
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
there are a few, getting rid of danny, completeing collage, getting a job...
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
to finish something i start
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
well i like to know i'm the favorite but in the case of skill or knowlage i am comforted to know there are people better and or smarter, these are people to learn from.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
to do so would be borning and dishonest, its a greater thrill to be part of something when there is risk of loss
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
nope.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
today i managed to actually make a disision without being vauge
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
thier confidence and patience
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
a buddist monk who trains his mind and body daily, i'd like to experience that kind of self discipline
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
i am me and its the only job i'm perfect at! so i'll stick with this
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
straight black hair... i have this already but its dyed and straightened
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
sloth ^.^
WORLD DOMINATION!
General | Posted 17 years agoover the past 10 years princess and i have been living among the discusting humans monitoring thier odd behavior and habits. and it wasn't long before we discovered something amazing! after many tests involving instant eviceration of many human creatures we discovered that a rare few have whats known as azoth,
azoth is a gelatinous protien that emits pure life energy often found in the navel section of these rare humans. ironic how a species so common and vile can hold something so pure, now princess and i have found endless uses for the azoth, the most important for our plans is the cloning and the etrnal life.
the cloning methods are simple, by fusing the azoth with human flesh and DNA specifics one can mould a perfect clone of ones-self or indeed anyone.
the eternal life requires more azoth however approximately 15,000 cells of azoth are needed for just one being, once we have fully utilised the clones however retrieving cells will be painfully simple, no, for now we focus on creating the clones, we have two confirmed recruits to the harvesting programme, it will not be long before these stages are complete and our grand plan will be underway.
help further the revolution!
join demcorp
azoth is a gelatinous protien that emits pure life energy often found in the navel section of these rare humans. ironic how a species so common and vile can hold something so pure, now princess and i have found endless uses for the azoth, the most important for our plans is the cloning and the etrnal life.
the cloning methods are simple, by fusing the azoth with human flesh and DNA specifics one can mould a perfect clone of ones-self or indeed anyone.
the eternal life requires more azoth however approximately 15,000 cells of azoth are needed for just one being, once we have fully utilised the clones however retrieving cells will be painfully simple, no, for now we focus on creating the clones, we have two confirmed recruits to the harvesting programme, it will not be long before these stages are complete and our grand plan will be underway.
help further the revolution!
join demcorp
calling all buffy the vampire slayer fans!
General | Posted 17 years agoif there are any out there O.o
i was thinking of writing a one off furry fanfic which will come with pictures but i was hopeing that maybe some people would actually be interested! so i'll leave this here and wait for someone to maybe say "yell yeah thats a good idea" otherwise i shant waste my time
^,^
we'll see...
i was thinking of writing a one off furry fanfic which will come with pictures but i was hopeing that maybe some people would actually be interested! so i'll leave this here and wait for someone to maybe say "yell yeah thats a good idea" otherwise i shant waste my time
^,^
we'll see...
PLANS
General | Posted 17 years agookay so here's the plan! i have decided to write a short story about an abandoned hospital/ psychiatric ward with lotsa death and stuff!
a husky wakes up after a car crash and has woken to the sight of a beautiful nurse named angelica who is treating some minor wounds, his friends are missing and his location unknown, he begins to explore the dark secrets of heathervale hospice, the more he uncovers the greater the confusion, he begins to regret ever planning this trip.
so yeah thats the basic jist! just need to jot down a few ideas first then i'll start posting as soon as i finish the first chapter
suggestions welcome
a husky wakes up after a car crash and has woken to the sight of a beautiful nurse named angelica who is treating some minor wounds, his friends are missing and his location unknown, he begins to explore the dark secrets of heathervale hospice, the more he uncovers the greater the confusion, he begins to regret ever planning this trip.
so yeah thats the basic jist! just need to jot down a few ideas first then i'll start posting as soon as i finish the first chapter
suggestions welcome
No Subject
General | Posted 17 years ago1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
they died because they lacked the courage (waylander? one of stars books)
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
vodka
3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
BILL BAILY
4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
3:45... ah damn it was 3:27
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
lol see above
6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
i am suddenly aware of the silence! * begins screaming LA LA LA just to fill the void*
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
urm half 8 for taking people's home and food with vodka please
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
an art meme
9.) What are you wearing?
black!
10.) What did you dream about last night?
i was the 4th best art teacher in the country
11.) When did you last laugh?
many times,
12.) What are on the walls of the room you are in?
a gallery of starlights guitars
13)Did you see anything weird lately?
i saw some tissue stuck to my bloodied up leg! that was gross
14.) What do you think of this quiz?
it is passing time i guess
15.) What was the last film you saw?
scarface :P
16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
hair dye
17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
being a quiz i assumed you would know much but here goes nuthin, i have an ugly scarf
18.) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
the sky would be violet and white roses would grow everywhere
19.) Do you like to dance?
not really
20.) George Bush...
all you can do is laugh really
21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
that damned kid! lol, no seriously if i where to ever be burdened with such a horrific creature known as a child it would be either celeste or dawn
22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
salem or dustin
23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Prauge!
24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the Pearly Gates?
if this where to hypothetically occur i would wish to hear "well youv'e made it this far somehow, now it only gets worse"
25.) Tag Four people who must also do this in THEIR journal.
NEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR because all must do it anyway ALL!
they died because they lacked the courage (waylander? one of stars books)
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
vodka
3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
BILL BAILY
4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
3:45... ah damn it was 3:27
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
lol see above
6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
i am suddenly aware of the silence! * begins screaming LA LA LA just to fill the void*
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
urm half 8 for taking people's home and food with vodka please
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
an art meme
9.) What are you wearing?
black!
10.) What did you dream about last night?
i was the 4th best art teacher in the country
11.) When did you last laugh?
many times,
12.) What are on the walls of the room you are in?
a gallery of starlights guitars
13)Did you see anything weird lately?
i saw some tissue stuck to my bloodied up leg! that was gross
14.) What do you think of this quiz?
it is passing time i guess
15.) What was the last film you saw?
scarface :P
16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
hair dye
17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
being a quiz i assumed you would know much but here goes nuthin, i have an ugly scarf
18.) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
the sky would be violet and white roses would grow everywhere
19.) Do you like to dance?
not really
20.) George Bush...
all you can do is laugh really
21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
that damned kid! lol, no seriously if i where to ever be burdened with such a horrific creature known as a child it would be either celeste or dawn
22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
salem or dustin
23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Prauge!
24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the Pearly Gates?
if this where to hypothetically occur i would wish to hear "well youv'e made it this far somehow, now it only gets worse"
25.) Tag Four people who must also do this in THEIR journal.
NEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR because all must do it anyway ALL!
fetish meme:
General | Posted 17 years agostolen from elverag O.o
abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - um no
Age Play? - wazzat?
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - god no
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - kinda
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - nope
Anal Sex? - yus
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - sounds scary what is it
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - yus
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - yes
Balloons? - nope
Bestiality/Zoophilia? - does anthro count?
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - nah
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - maybe
Biting/Teeth? - ya
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - not cutting do loving viens count
Body Hair? - within reason
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - sometimes its pretty
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - not too extreamly
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - no
Candle Wax? - yus
Chains? - nope
Chastity Devices? - nope
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - nope
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - hee hee funny image but no
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - nope
Collar and Lead/Leash? - yes
Confinement/Caging? - yes
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - ew
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.) periods? ew
Cross Dressing? - no ceartainly not
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - ?
nope
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - oooh thats twisted
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - nope
Denim? - n ope
Depilation/Shaving? - Nope
Diapers/Diaper Lover? - nope
Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)? - nah
Discipline? - yes
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - dunno
Domination? - its an interessting conceapt but i'm to naturally rebelious for such things
Ears? - well they're cute but not sexy cute
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - well thats just mean! unless its just to scare them! i'd hate to actually electrocute someone
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - nope
Erotic Photography? - you mean porn?
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - maybe
Feathers? - ooh yesh! i have a neat trick with feathers
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - kinda
Fisting? - PAIN LOL
Food Play? - nope
Fuck Machines/Robots? - now that would be convienient!
Furry/Fur Fetishism? - duh
Gangbangs? - nah
Genital Worship? - NO
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - yes, does that make me wierd?
Hair Pulling? - yus
Handcuffs/Shackles? - yus
Harnesses? - no
High Heels/Stilettos? - no
Humiliation? - hm,,, of other people? no i wont even concider it
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - ew
Kidnapping Play? - yus
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - huh?
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - yes but strictly no blood flow
Lace/Lingerie? - hm...
Latex? - yus
Leather? - yus
Making Home "Movies"? - nope
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - cool! gasmasks! its like sex in a sci fi
Masochism? - not greatly no
Massage? - yes
Master/Slave? - meh
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - YES
Medical Scenes/Equipment? - no
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - o.O
Murder Fetishism? - yes
Military Fetish/Uniforms? - not really
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - no
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - no
Nipples? - no
Oral Fixations? - no
Oral Sex? - nope (iv'e been told this is very odd)
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - within reason yes
Piercings? - what during sex haha
Pinching? - yus
Play Piercing/Needle Play? - ah i guess not then
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - HAHA this keeps getting more and more unpredictable... and yes
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - nope
Power Exchange? - dunno
Pregnancy Fetishism? - nope
Punishment? - sorta
The Rack/Medieval Devices? - nope
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - its a difficult thing to reply to,
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay) - ew no
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - nope
Rimming? - Yus
Role Playing? - sometimes its cool
Rubber? - hm..
Sadism? - a little
Scent? - yes! oh god yes, you get something rose scented and i mealt like butter
Sensory Deprivation? - a little
Smoking Fetishism? - nope
Spanking/Paddling? - not bothered by it
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - somewhat odd i think
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - nope
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? -nah
Tickling? - yus
Tongue Fetish? - yes
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - not really
Transvestism? - NOPE
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - NOPE
Violence/Physical Injury? - injury sorta, but no blood or broken bones! more scratches
Voyeurism? - yus
Wrestling/Fighting? - yes, its the real reason i watch wwe (hides in shame)
Zombies/Gore? - hee hee no
abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - um no
Age Play? - wazzat?
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - god no
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - kinda
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - nope
Anal Sex? - yus
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - sounds scary what is it
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - yus
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - yes
Balloons? - nope
Bestiality/Zoophilia? - does anthro count?
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - nah
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - maybe
Biting/Teeth? - ya
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - not cutting do loving viens count
Body Hair? - within reason
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - sometimes its pretty
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - not too extreamly
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - no
Candle Wax? - yus
Chains? - nope
Chastity Devices? - nope
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - nope
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - hee hee funny image but no
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - nope
Collar and Lead/Leash? - yes
Confinement/Caging? - yes
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - ew
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.) periods? ew
Cross Dressing? - no ceartainly not
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - ?
nope
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - oooh thats twisted
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - nope
Denim? - n ope
Depilation/Shaving? - Nope
Diapers/Diaper Lover? - nope
Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)? - nah
Discipline? - yes
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - dunno
Domination? - its an interessting conceapt but i'm to naturally rebelious for such things
Ears? - well they're cute but not sexy cute
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - well thats just mean! unless its just to scare them! i'd hate to actually electrocute someone
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - nope
Erotic Photography? - you mean porn?
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - maybe
Feathers? - ooh yesh! i have a neat trick with feathers
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - kinda
Fisting? - PAIN LOL
Food Play? - nope
Fuck Machines/Robots? - now that would be convienient!
Furry/Fur Fetishism? - duh
Gangbangs? - nah
Genital Worship? - NO
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - yes, does that make me wierd?
Hair Pulling? - yus
Handcuffs/Shackles? - yus
Harnesses? - no
High Heels/Stilettos? - no
Humiliation? - hm,,, of other people? no i wont even concider it
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - ew
Kidnapping Play? - yus
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - huh?
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - yes but strictly no blood flow
Lace/Lingerie? - hm...
Latex? - yus
Leather? - yus
Making Home "Movies"? - nope
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - cool! gasmasks! its like sex in a sci fi
Masochism? - not greatly no
Massage? - yes
Master/Slave? - meh
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - YES
Medical Scenes/Equipment? - no
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - o.O
Murder Fetishism? - yes
Military Fetish/Uniforms? - not really
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - no
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - no
Nipples? - no
Oral Fixations? - no
Oral Sex? - nope (iv'e been told this is very odd)
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - within reason yes
Piercings? - what during sex haha
Pinching? - yus
Play Piercing/Needle Play? - ah i guess not then
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - HAHA this keeps getting more and more unpredictable... and yes
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - nope
Power Exchange? - dunno
Pregnancy Fetishism? - nope
Punishment? - sorta
The Rack/Medieval Devices? - nope
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - its a difficult thing to reply to,
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay) - ew no
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - nope
Rimming? - Yus
Role Playing? - sometimes its cool
Rubber? - hm..
Sadism? - a little
Scent? - yes! oh god yes, you get something rose scented and i mealt like butter
Sensory Deprivation? - a little
Smoking Fetishism? - nope
Spanking/Paddling? - not bothered by it
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - somewhat odd i think
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - nope
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? -nah
Tickling? - yus
Tongue Fetish? - yes
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - not really
Transvestism? - NOPE
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - NOPE
Violence/Physical Injury? - injury sorta, but no blood or broken bones! more scratches
Voyeurism? - yus
Wrestling/Fighting? - yes, its the real reason i watch wwe (hides in shame)
Zombies/Gore? - hee hee no
the most tragic tale ever
General | Posted 17 years agoi come before you good citizens of fur affinity with tidings of pain and misery! "hey guys whats up?"
an update on the recent happenings since my absence is strictly necessary despite my intollerably bad spelling! for bad spelling is what i give, and you will recieve it!
i have decided to leave the steaming cespit known as shiney row collage and persue the dreaded (employment) as of yet there has been little luck!
i got an interview in the hidious place known as the crowther estate or as i refer to it as ( the place of pain and neglect) the place is so abandoned and unused that the only known life forms are those that where once dead! a single bus travels to and from there at 7 am, the only time that the dead sleep!
it wasnt long now before i would meet the supream ruler of this dreadful sinkhole, DAVE CLARK! this discusting human was standing outside of the treshold to my potential grave! sneering down his ciggarette at me acompanied by a small female whom i later discovered to be the true ruler of the land of crowther using poor pathetic DAVE as a mask to haide the true nature of the organisation, not a simple call centre for windows and doors but a mind control operation! thinking that i could perhaps use this power to my advantage i applied for the job, but they had come prepared for (leeks) as they later refered to me as! they put me through three rigourous tests which a had three days in which to complete. the first test was simple, i had to chat to the discusting woman later named as KIERA, tell her information which was useless but somewhat invasive,
next i had to produce three documents which i quickly completed! i gave her my ni card, my bank details and finally my birth certificate! this information was sent to a creature known as a VALLERY who was to judge the authenticity of my very soul using unfathomable calculation techniques, eventually the results came back and alas they where negative, KIERA rose up from her pedastal and pointed down upon my unworthy figure and screamed " though shalt not be free till you have brought a full birth certificate!
the third test was set, i was to travel to the fabled lands of sunderland, a land so foul none have returned alive or well, so i bravely traveled to the stinking wretched bowel of fluid known as sunderland to the fortress of the damned hoping to retrieve the (full certificate) only to be met by the harpy of false directions, "you must cross threshold six!" the wench proclaimed while foaming from her facial oraphis, and so i proceeded without turning my back on this loathesome creature i arrived at portal six only to find that i was actually meant to be at portal seven and so i entered nieve to the horrors of within with which i was about to witness.
inside lay several human-like life forms all clawing and screaming at eachother in a toxic moltern mess, after i crossed this slimey task i made it to the dark priest of life , death and legal seperations, he scowled down upon me and spewed the following words from his vile lips "state your name creature of sarcasm, bad spelling and unnecissary dramatising of simple storys" i slowly stepped upon the X painted with various fluids of questionable origin and stated my true name " i am xiver of washington! the most volotile and cruel of all locations, i have come in search of refuge within these most dreadfull of walls and in hopes of finding my existance confirmation report! the one i have with me is... incomplete" he turned his six eyes upon me and said "not without a great price!"
shamefully i payed the price and took the report, i exited the place leaving the writhing bodies of discust behind me.
it wasn't long before i found myself back in the dark domain of crowther battleing the dead after many long and tedious bus journeys that all melded into one lond dreadful experience. I walked once more to the darkest of dungeons to once again face KIERA and her vallery or jugement, alas however the cruelest of fates befowled my plans of domination, somewhere in the vortex of time, space and terrible bus rides i had left my document of existance confermation. i cursed the very powers that sent me here to this tragic lands then fell to my knees in silent defeat.
then i went to the jobcentre days later and sighned on...
defeated and broken i made it to noble starlights refuge, a holy and beatufil haeven away from the foulest regions of hell! i told him of my trials and tribulations,
the healing begins now!
with vodka!
oh and i fell down and hurt my knee :'(
an update on the recent happenings since my absence is strictly necessary despite my intollerably bad spelling! for bad spelling is what i give, and you will recieve it!
i have decided to leave the steaming cespit known as shiney row collage and persue the dreaded (employment) as of yet there has been little luck!
i got an interview in the hidious place known as the crowther estate or as i refer to it as ( the place of pain and neglect) the place is so abandoned and unused that the only known life forms are those that where once dead! a single bus travels to and from there at 7 am, the only time that the dead sleep!
it wasnt long now before i would meet the supream ruler of this dreadful sinkhole, DAVE CLARK! this discusting human was standing outside of the treshold to my potential grave! sneering down his ciggarette at me acompanied by a small female whom i later discovered to be the true ruler of the land of crowther using poor pathetic DAVE as a mask to haide the true nature of the organisation, not a simple call centre for windows and doors but a mind control operation! thinking that i could perhaps use this power to my advantage i applied for the job, but they had come prepared for (leeks) as they later refered to me as! they put me through three rigourous tests which a had three days in which to complete. the first test was simple, i had to chat to the discusting woman later named as KIERA, tell her information which was useless but somewhat invasive,
next i had to produce three documents which i quickly completed! i gave her my ni card, my bank details and finally my birth certificate! this information was sent to a creature known as a VALLERY who was to judge the authenticity of my very soul using unfathomable calculation techniques, eventually the results came back and alas they where negative, KIERA rose up from her pedastal and pointed down upon my unworthy figure and screamed " though shalt not be free till you have brought a full birth certificate!
the third test was set, i was to travel to the fabled lands of sunderland, a land so foul none have returned alive or well, so i bravely traveled to the stinking wretched bowel of fluid known as sunderland to the fortress of the damned hoping to retrieve the (full certificate) only to be met by the harpy of false directions, "you must cross threshold six!" the wench proclaimed while foaming from her facial oraphis, and so i proceeded without turning my back on this loathesome creature i arrived at portal six only to find that i was actually meant to be at portal seven and so i entered nieve to the horrors of within with which i was about to witness.
inside lay several human-like life forms all clawing and screaming at eachother in a toxic moltern mess, after i crossed this slimey task i made it to the dark priest of life , death and legal seperations, he scowled down upon me and spewed the following words from his vile lips "state your name creature of sarcasm, bad spelling and unnecissary dramatising of simple storys" i slowly stepped upon the X painted with various fluids of questionable origin and stated my true name " i am xiver of washington! the most volotile and cruel of all locations, i have come in search of refuge within these most dreadfull of walls and in hopes of finding my existance confirmation report! the one i have with me is... incomplete" he turned his six eyes upon me and said "not without a great price!"
shamefully i payed the price and took the report, i exited the place leaving the writhing bodies of discust behind me.
it wasn't long before i found myself back in the dark domain of crowther battleing the dead after many long and tedious bus journeys that all melded into one lond dreadful experience. I walked once more to the darkest of dungeons to once again face KIERA and her vallery or jugement, alas however the cruelest of fates befowled my plans of domination, somewhere in the vortex of time, space and terrible bus rides i had left my document of existance confermation. i cursed the very powers that sent me here to this tragic lands then fell to my knees in silent defeat.
then i went to the jobcentre days later and sighned on...
defeated and broken i made it to noble starlights refuge, a holy and beatufil haeven away from the foulest regions of hell! i told him of my trials and tribulations,
the healing begins now!
with vodka!
oh and i fell down and hurt my knee :'(
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General | Posted 18 years agoBasics:
Name: classified
Nickname: xiver
Fursona: alaskan grey wolf
Date of Birth: february 24 1988.
Birthplace: england
Current Location: newcastle
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'2"
Heritage: ...
Piercings: None.
Tattoos: None.
Favourite:
Animal: Kittens and wolves
Band/Singer: konr
Song: imaginary evanescence
Movie: the ring.
Disney Movie: lion king
Disney Show: Unsure.
Disney Character: crazy old maurice
TV show: Buffy
Color: violet
Food: does herbal tea count?
Pizza topping: if needs be chicken
Ice-Cream Flavor: mint
Pocky, ???
Drink (alcoholic): peppermint shnaps
Soda: 7 up
Cookie: cherry and whiter chocolate
Store: the traveling man i gues
Clothing Brand: raven
Shoe Brand: nurocks
Season: winter
Month: november
Convention/Holiday/Festival: halloween
Flower: rose (white)
Board game: cluedo?
This or That:
Sunny or rainy: depends i do like rainstorms but the sunshine feels good on the skin
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
Fruit or veggie: tough one
Night or day: dawn!
Sour or sweet: sweet.
Love or money: irrelevent
Phone or in person: Person.
Looks or personality: Personality.
Coffee or tea: Tea.
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: move out
Most missed memory: being too young to remember :P
Best physical feature: hair!
First thought waking up: alarm clocks screaming monsters calling my name, let me stay where the wind will wisper to me , where the rain drops as thwey're falling tell a story
Hypothetical personality disorder: OCD
Preferred type of surgery: bleeding and screaming?
Sesame street alter ego: how will i ever know this?
Fairytale alter ego: unsure sadly
Most stupid remark: i wish i could quote him word for word
Worst crime: self infliction
Greatest ambition: To see true beauty
Greatest fear: isolation or insanity
Darkest secret: you'd have to see for yourself
Favorite subject: philosophy
Strangest received gift: A glass box
Do You:
Smoke: yup
Drink: Occasionally.
Curse: often
Shower daily: try to
Like thunderstorms: adore them
Dance in the rain: no
Sing: rarely
Play an instrument: nope
Get along with your parents: questionable
Wish on stars: yes i admit
Believe in fate: yes i admit
Believe in love at first sight: this subject tastes like i might vomit
Can You:
Drive: no
Sew: no
Cook: A little.
Speak another language: no
Dance: No.
Sing: nah
Touch your nose with your tongue: yes
Whistle: Yes.
Curl your tongue: Yes.
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: HA
Been Stoned/High: HA.
Eaten Sushi: NOPE
Been in Love: ¬.¬
Skipped school: Yes.
Made prank calls: Long time ago.
Sent someone a love letter: No.
Stolen something: No.
Cried yourself to sleep: dunno
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? confidence
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? none really
Name three things you can't live without: friends, money. affection
What is the color of your room? White.
Do you have any siblings? 3 older sis one older bro
Do you have any pets? sadly no
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? id kill someone for someone i cared for
What is you middle name? andrew
What are you nicknames? we did this already
Are you for or against gay marriage? frankly marriage in general makes me billious but i guess its the same as hetro marriage
What are your thoughts on abortion? i'm not touching that subject with a 60ft barge pole
Do you have a crush on anyone? I RAPE THIS QUESTION ^.^
Are you afraid of the dark? not at all.
How do you want to die? satisfied
What is the largest amount of Popsicles that you have eaten on one day? alot! i was at karlos's house when we we 16 and we baugh loads
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? i suppose i would
What is the last law you’ve broken? :P
Name: classified
Nickname: xiver
Fursona: alaskan grey wolf
Date of Birth: february 24 1988.
Birthplace: england
Current Location: newcastle
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'2"
Heritage: ...
Piercings: None.
Tattoos: None.
Favourite:
Animal: Kittens and wolves
Band/Singer: konr
Song: imaginary evanescence
Movie: the ring.
Disney Movie: lion king
Disney Show: Unsure.
Disney Character: crazy old maurice
TV show: Buffy
Color: violet
Food: does herbal tea count?
Pizza topping: if needs be chicken
Ice-Cream Flavor: mint
Pocky, ???
Drink (alcoholic): peppermint shnaps
Soda: 7 up
Cookie: cherry and whiter chocolate
Store: the traveling man i gues
Clothing Brand: raven
Shoe Brand: nurocks
Season: winter
Month: november
Convention/Holiday/Festival: halloween
Flower: rose (white)
Board game: cluedo?
This or That:
Sunny or rainy: depends i do like rainstorms but the sunshine feels good on the skin
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
Fruit or veggie: tough one
Night or day: dawn!
Sour or sweet: sweet.
Love or money: irrelevent
Phone or in person: Person.
Looks or personality: Personality.
Coffee or tea: Tea.
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: move out
Most missed memory: being too young to remember :P
Best physical feature: hair!
First thought waking up: alarm clocks screaming monsters calling my name, let me stay where the wind will wisper to me , where the rain drops as thwey're falling tell a story
Hypothetical personality disorder: OCD
Preferred type of surgery: bleeding and screaming?
Sesame street alter ego: how will i ever know this?
Fairytale alter ego: unsure sadly
Most stupid remark: i wish i could quote him word for word
Worst crime: self infliction
Greatest ambition: To see true beauty
Greatest fear: isolation or insanity
Darkest secret: you'd have to see for yourself
Favorite subject: philosophy
Strangest received gift: A glass box
Do You:
Smoke: yup
Drink: Occasionally.
Curse: often
Shower daily: try to
Like thunderstorms: adore them
Dance in the rain: no
Sing: rarely
Play an instrument: nope
Get along with your parents: questionable
Wish on stars: yes i admit
Believe in fate: yes i admit
Believe in love at first sight: this subject tastes like i might vomit
Can You:
Drive: no
Sew: no
Cook: A little.
Speak another language: no
Dance: No.
Sing: nah
Touch your nose with your tongue: yes
Whistle: Yes.
Curl your tongue: Yes.
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: HA
Been Stoned/High: HA.
Eaten Sushi: NOPE
Been in Love: ¬.¬
Skipped school: Yes.
Made prank calls: Long time ago.
Sent someone a love letter: No.
Stolen something: No.
Cried yourself to sleep: dunno
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? confidence
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? none really
Name three things you can't live without: friends, money. affection
What is the color of your room? White.
Do you have any siblings? 3 older sis one older bro
Do you have any pets? sadly no
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? id kill someone for someone i cared for
What is you middle name? andrew
What are you nicknames? we did this already
Are you for or against gay marriage? frankly marriage in general makes me billious but i guess its the same as hetro marriage
What are your thoughts on abortion? i'm not touching that subject with a 60ft barge pole
Do you have a crush on anyone? I RAPE THIS QUESTION ^.^
Are you afraid of the dark? not at all.
How do you want to die? satisfied
What is the largest amount of Popsicles that you have eaten on one day? alot! i was at karlos's house when we we 16 and we baugh loads
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? i suppose i would
What is the last law you’ve broken? :P
nopt another meme
General | Posted 18 years ago1. Where were you at 2:02 AM this morning?
lying in my bed trying to find my phone with a ciggarettte hanging oot my gob, i got ash in my eye :P
2. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
too early need more sleep
3. Is the person you like older or younger than you?
no comment
4. What did you do last night?
went to princess's plaxce and watched a show about jellyfish
5. What do you hope to do this weekend?
get the hell out of washington
6. Do you think you'll be in a relationship 3 months from now?
no
7. What song are you listening to?
placebo pure morning
8. Have you ever told someone of the same sex you loved them and meant it?
*sigh*
9. How's your heart lately?
healthy i hope ^.^
10. What were you doing at 7 AM?
just coming to conciousness
12. Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer?
no they have ended precicely when they needed to
13. What was the reason you last cried?
very drunk #^>^
15. What was the last movie you saw in theater?
can't remember
16. how did you meet the last person who texted you?
can't quite recall
17. How old is he/she?
24
18. Have you ever driven without a license?
no
19. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
yes
20. How many red lights have you ran?
NONE
21. Have you ever cried while in the shower?
PROBABLY
25. Have you ever, in anyway, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
YES
26. When was the last time you were given roses?
never
27. Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
my phone because i think i left it somewhere
29. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
yes its infuriating
31. Do you drink tea?
I DO
32. When was the last time you saw a cop?
YESTERDAY
33. Did you ride in someone else's car today?
I HAVENT
34. Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
I DO
35. Does someone like you?
i div not no!
36. What do you like on your toast?
butter
37. Where do you like to keep your money?
in my pocket
38. Do you watch the news daily?
NOT WEALI
I SHOULD THOUGH
40. Do you like to press the coin return button on everything for free money?
yes
42. Do you clean when you're upset?
CONCENTRATE ON OTHER THINGS TO TAKE MY MIND OFF WHAT IM UPSET ABOUT...
I GUESS CLEANING IS ONE OF THEM LIKE
43. Where do you want to get married?
SILENCE
44. What day of the week did/will your birthday fall on this yeaR?
DUNNO
45. Are you wearing socks?
I AM
46. Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
NOPE ALTHOUGH I NEARLY DID ONCE
47. Did you wear clip on/stick on earrings as a child?
NO! EXCEPT WHEN I WAS ONCE DRESSED AS A PIRATE
48. Have you ever seen "Walk the Line"?
NOT THAT I REMEMBER
49. Do you still get Easter baskets?
NOPE
50. When was the last time it snowed?
two weeks ago
51. Are puddles the best part about rain?
nope its the falling
THEY CAN BE ENTERTAINING IF YOU WANNA FOOL AROUND BUT THEY ARNT THE VERY BEST
53. Do you have plans for tonight?
I DONT.
54. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
IM NOT
55. Do you know anybody named Eric?
ERM no
56. Are your nails painted?
YES
58. Have any cool scars?
yes on my arm, i used to have a heart shaped one on my hand but its gone now
60. Can you sing all the RENT songs by heart?
COME AGAIN? =/
62. Red or green apples?
green
63. Could you live without a computer?
yes but i'd miss FA
64. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
I DONT.
65. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
2
lying in my bed trying to find my phone with a ciggarettte hanging oot my gob, i got ash in my eye :P
2. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
too early need more sleep
3. Is the person you like older or younger than you?
no comment
4. What did you do last night?
went to princess's plaxce and watched a show about jellyfish
5. What do you hope to do this weekend?
get the hell out of washington
6. Do you think you'll be in a relationship 3 months from now?
no
7. What song are you listening to?
placebo pure morning
8. Have you ever told someone of the same sex you loved them and meant it?
*sigh*
9. How's your heart lately?
healthy i hope ^.^
10. What were you doing at 7 AM?
just coming to conciousness
12. Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer?
no they have ended precicely when they needed to
13. What was the reason you last cried?
very drunk #^>^
15. What was the last movie you saw in theater?
can't remember
16. how did you meet the last person who texted you?
can't quite recall
17. How old is he/she?
24
18. Have you ever driven without a license?
no
19. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
yes
20. How many red lights have you ran?
NONE
21. Have you ever cried while in the shower?
PROBABLY
25. Have you ever, in anyway, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
YES
26. When was the last time you were given roses?
never
27. Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
my phone because i think i left it somewhere
29. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
yes its infuriating
31. Do you drink tea?
I DO
32. When was the last time you saw a cop?
YESTERDAY
33. Did you ride in someone else's car today?
I HAVENT
34. Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
I DO
35. Does someone like you?
i div not no!
36. What do you like on your toast?
butter
37. Where do you like to keep your money?
in my pocket
38. Do you watch the news daily?
NOT WEALI
I SHOULD THOUGH
40. Do you like to press the coin return button on everything for free money?
yes
42. Do you clean when you're upset?
CONCENTRATE ON OTHER THINGS TO TAKE MY MIND OFF WHAT IM UPSET ABOUT...
I GUESS CLEANING IS ONE OF THEM LIKE
43. Where do you want to get married?
SILENCE
44. What day of the week did/will your birthday fall on this yeaR?
DUNNO
45. Are you wearing socks?
I AM
46. Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
NOPE ALTHOUGH I NEARLY DID ONCE
47. Did you wear clip on/stick on earrings as a child?
NO! EXCEPT WHEN I WAS ONCE DRESSED AS A PIRATE
48. Have you ever seen "Walk the Line"?
NOT THAT I REMEMBER
49. Do you still get Easter baskets?
NOPE
50. When was the last time it snowed?
two weeks ago
51. Are puddles the best part about rain?
nope its the falling
THEY CAN BE ENTERTAINING IF YOU WANNA FOOL AROUND BUT THEY ARNT THE VERY BEST
53. Do you have plans for tonight?
I DONT.
54. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
IM NOT
55. Do you know anybody named Eric?
ERM no
56. Are your nails painted?
YES
58. Have any cool scars?
yes on my arm, i used to have a heart shaped one on my hand but its gone now
60. Can you sing all the RENT songs by heart?
COME AGAIN? =/
62. Red or green apples?
green
63. Could you live without a computer?
yes but i'd miss FA
64. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
I DONT.
65. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
2
the most painful meme ever conceived
General | Posted 18 years agoits a valentines day meme (screams) lets do it anyway
1. Are you single or taken?
...
2. Chocolate or flowers?
flowers are pretty
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
ha ha not bloody likely
4.Do you like anyone?
...
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
No.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
define dream date...
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
No.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yes.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
i'd like too :3 but i'm dumb like that
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
its a cool conceapt
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
ha no thats really lame
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
nah
13. Do you like candy hearts?
well they taste icky but its fun giving the rude ones to mates
15. Is Valentines depressing?
yes definately
16. How do you feel about PDA?
huh?
17. How is your love life?
no comment
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Not yet!
19. How many roses would you want?
a single white
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
:3
1. Are you single or taken?
...
2. Chocolate or flowers?
flowers are pretty
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
ha ha not bloody likely
4.Do you like anyone?
...
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
No.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
define dream date...
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
No.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yes.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
i'd like too :3 but i'm dumb like that
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
its a cool conceapt
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
ha no thats really lame
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
nah
13. Do you like candy hearts?
well they taste icky but its fun giving the rude ones to mates
15. Is Valentines depressing?
yes definately
16. How do you feel about PDA?
huh?
17. How is your love life?
no comment
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Not yet!
19. How many roses would you want?
a single white
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
:3
THE PAINFULL TRUTH MEME
General | Posted 18 years ago1. last cigarette?
yesterday
2. last alcoholic beverage:
this morning
3. last phone call?
mom!
4. last text message:
princess
5. last CD played:
evanescence open door
6: last BUBBLE bath:
last night <3
7: last time you cried :
yesterday with my buds in the pub! we all had a bit of a pathetic crying session! (it was well funny though)
8. last meal:
bagels (bleah)
SEVEN have you’s:
1. have you ever dated someone twice?:
yeah
3. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?:
sorta
4. have you ever fallen in love?
no comment
5. have you ever lost someone?:
never to death!
6.have you ever slept until 2pm?:
plenty
7. have you ever been drunk and thrown up?
yes
SIX things you did in the past three days:
1. drank
2. collage
3. Drank
4. ps2
5. laptop
6. Slept
list FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to –
1: princess
2: deborah
3: karlos
4: people i don't know very well...
list THREE favorite colors —
1: black
2: purple
3: blue
list FOUR things you want to do before you die -
1: visit canada
2: sky dive
3: Get a puppy
4: kill someone
This month have you…
Laughed until you cried:
yup
Went behind your parents back?
eh? i really don't understand this one
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Your last kiss?
ha!
2. Gay Marriage?
not my thing but it bothers me not
3. Lowering the drinkin age?
not that it matters anyway
4. Straight, Gay, or bi?
i am me! i like what i like
5. Who are the best huggers that you know?
deborah without a doubt!
6. Do you believe in love at first sight?
well i am really sentimental like that
7. Is there something you want to tell someone?
there are many things
8. What brand of shirt are you wearing?
uh... i think its a shirt from ZARA
9. Would you kiss anyone in your add list?
yeah sure
10. What is your current annoyance?
not knowing!
11. How many kids do you want to have?
strictly zero
12. Do you want to change your name?
why not!
13. Last time you saw your father?
i'll get back to you on that one
14. What did you do for your last birthday?
¬.¬ don't wanna talk about it
15.What time did you wake up today?
9:15
16. What were you doing at midnight last night?
bathing! or possibly msn
17. Name something you CANNOT wait to do:
move out
18. What is your favorite thing in your room?
laptop
20. Where is your best friend right now?
they are all warm and dry hopefully <3
yesterday
2. last alcoholic beverage:
this morning
3. last phone call?
mom!
4. last text message:
princess
5. last CD played:
evanescence open door
6: last BUBBLE bath:
last night <3
7: last time you cried :
yesterday with my buds in the pub! we all had a bit of a pathetic crying session! (it was well funny though)
8. last meal:
bagels (bleah)
SEVEN have you’s:
1. have you ever dated someone twice?:
yeah
3. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?:
sorta
4. have you ever fallen in love?
no comment
5. have you ever lost someone?:
never to death!
6.have you ever slept until 2pm?:
plenty
7. have you ever been drunk and thrown up?
yes
SIX things you did in the past three days:
1. drank
2. collage
3. Drank
4. ps2
5. laptop
6. Slept
list FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to –
1: princess
2: deborah
3: karlos
4: people i don't know very well...
list THREE favorite colors —
1: black
2: purple
3: blue
list FOUR things you want to do before you die -
1: visit canada
2: sky dive
3: Get a puppy
4: kill someone
This month have you…
Laughed until you cried:
yup
Went behind your parents back?
eh? i really don't understand this one
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Your last kiss?
ha!
2. Gay Marriage?
not my thing but it bothers me not
3. Lowering the drinkin age?
not that it matters anyway
4. Straight, Gay, or bi?
i am me! i like what i like
5. Who are the best huggers that you know?
deborah without a doubt!
6. Do you believe in love at first sight?
well i am really sentimental like that
7. Is there something you want to tell someone?
there are many things
8. What brand of shirt are you wearing?
uh... i think its a shirt from ZARA
9. Would you kiss anyone in your add list?
yeah sure
10. What is your current annoyance?
not knowing!
11. How many kids do you want to have?
strictly zero
12. Do you want to change your name?
why not!
13. Last time you saw your father?
i'll get back to you on that one
14. What did you do for your last birthday?
¬.¬ don't wanna talk about it
15.What time did you wake up today?
9:15
16. What were you doing at midnight last night?
bathing! or possibly msn
17. Name something you CANNOT wait to do:
move out
18. What is your favorite thing in your room?
laptop
20. Where is your best friend right now?
they are all warm and dry hopefully <3
my ugly scarf!
General | Posted 18 years agotoday was momentus!
(not really it was kinda boring and a little depressing but what the hell)
couple of things to note before i begin!
sain: blonde chick whom i met today, loverly lady
jo: (joanna) good mate, whom iv'e known for years
now that that is over with...
okay me n sain were sitting in the musicc department laughing it up at me attemting to play guitar (i can't play a note!) and we were just pretty much sitting chilling smoking ciggarettes (menthol! yum! both burny and cold as pointed out by a mate) and we ended up chatting about the horrors of singledom!
once we had depressed each other to a point of no return (we were a little bit bummed out) we decided to spend the last twenty mins of lunch at the local pub! (we were there for 2 hours!) we came back to collage and met up with jo whom had just returned from a funeral so we talked about that and eventually i found myself saying
"i'm cold and un-happy" sain replied "mee too" stuck a ciggy in my gob, lit it and put her nice floral scarf round my neck!
the moral of all this! ... i have a ugly scarf and i'm proud of it!
(not really it was kinda boring and a little depressing but what the hell)
couple of things to note before i begin!
sain: blonde chick whom i met today, loverly lady
jo: (joanna) good mate, whom iv'e known for years
now that that is over with...
okay me n sain were sitting in the musicc department laughing it up at me attemting to play guitar (i can't play a note!) and we were just pretty much sitting chilling smoking ciggarettes (menthol! yum! both burny and cold as pointed out by a mate) and we ended up chatting about the horrors of singledom!
once we had depressed each other to a point of no return (we were a little bit bummed out) we decided to spend the last twenty mins of lunch at the local pub! (we were there for 2 hours!) we came back to collage and met up with jo whom had just returned from a funeral so we talked about that and eventually i found myself saying
"i'm cold and un-happy" sain replied "mee too" stuck a ciggy in my gob, lit it and put her nice floral scarf round my neck!
the moral of all this! ... i have a ugly scarf and i'm proud of it!
sex meme
General | Posted 18 years ago1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name quietly or scream it?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie or give me one?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Do you like me or love me?
21. Would you call me the next day?
22. Would you scritch me?
23. Would you let me scritch you?
24. Would you have to be drunk?
25. Would you date me?
26. Would you do it today?
27. Would you do it tomorrow?
28. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?
29. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name quietly or scream it?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie or give me one?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Do you like me or love me?
21. Would you call me the next day?
22. Would you scritch me?
23. Would you let me scritch you?
24. Would you have to be drunk?
25. Would you date me?
26. Would you do it today?
27. Would you do it tomorrow?
28. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?
29. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
