IFC, Indy State Fair, and Going back to School...and a link!
Posted 15 years agoI'll keep this short. iFC was a hell of a lot more fun than I thought it was going to be. That said, i'm already registered for 2011. Got to talk to both 2 and Kage, so that was a big +. The con ball is chilling in my room for the moment, still deciding what to do with it. All I knows is, there will be a big blue one at MFF. Erebody better sign it.
Indiana State Fair: Disclaimer: I'm surprised I'm still alive to be writing this. I tried fried butter, pepsi, and Snickers, tried a donut burger, and had a spiral potato. It was all horrifically delicious, but last night i basically cried myself to sleep in the wake of the horror of the food I ate. So much for being healthy. I had lost 5 pounds at iFC, and gained it all back X.X
Going back to school tomorrow. Can't wait to see my fur buddies there, and to eventually make some new fur buddies. Should be a good year. Like the blimp.
Here's a link. Laughed SO hard.
http://youtu.be/E9_amg-Aos4
Indiana State Fair: Disclaimer: I'm surprised I'm still alive to be writing this. I tried fried butter, pepsi, and Snickers, tried a donut burger, and had a spiral potato. It was all horrifically delicious, but last night i basically cried myself to sleep in the wake of the horror of the food I ate. So much for being healthy. I had lost 5 pounds at iFC, and gained it all back X.X
Going back to school tomorrow. Can't wait to see my fur buddies there, and to eventually make some new fur buddies. Should be a good year. Like the blimp.
Here's a link. Laughed SO hard.
http://youtu.be/E9_amg-Aos4
Virgin Meme
Posted 15 years agoMore than you ever wanted to know about me!
Stolen from
SEGY
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. ( )
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%... shit this gonna be low
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (X) ... i know I'm a bastard
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. (X)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. (X)
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X) FCN. Pepper hit me. Rather i jumped in front of his car but i thought he was going to stop...
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. (X) Perscription fuckers, but not recreationally.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (X)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. (X)
33. Run away from home. (X) when i was rull lil maybe.
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (X)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (X) God FCN was awesome...
45. Stabbed yourself. ( )
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. (X) ...probably
64. Met a celebrity. (X) And hacked their wireless internet!
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X) Accidentally
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (x)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 35%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (X)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (X)
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( ) When you gonna pay me chile support D'Amon? Yo anal love babies been missin' they daddy! But fo'reals, no.
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. (x)
79. Started your house on fire. (X) ...i put it out :/
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X) Don't question me.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 27%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 19%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (X) I get Meat Loaf a lot...
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X) and got voted best eyes in the yearbook!
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x) I do. If you think I don't, you're wrong.
95. Raped somebody. ( ) Honestly. Who the hell would admit that here?
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. (X) Long, long story. And this is more of an "almost" situation.
Wooo! 11%! Guess that means i'm like a whore or something?
Stolen from

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. ( )
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%... shit this gonna be low
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (X) ... i know I'm a bastard
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. (X)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. (X)
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X) FCN. Pepper hit me. Rather i jumped in front of his car but i thought he was going to stop...
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. (X) Perscription fuckers, but not recreationally.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (X)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. (X)
33. Run away from home. (X) when i was rull lil maybe.
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (X)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (X) God FCN was awesome...
45. Stabbed yourself. ( )
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. (X) ...probably
64. Met a celebrity. (X) And hacked their wireless internet!
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X) Accidentally
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (x)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 35%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (X)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (X)
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( ) When you gonna pay me chile support D'Amon? Yo anal love babies been missin' they daddy! But fo'reals, no.
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. (x)
79. Started your house on fire. (X) ...i put it out :/
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X) Don't question me.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 27%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 19%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (X) I get Meat Loaf a lot...
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X) and got voted best eyes in the yearbook!
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x) I do. If you think I don't, you're wrong.
95. Raped somebody. ( ) Honestly. Who the hell would admit that here?
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. (X) Long, long story. And this is more of an "almost" situation.
Wooo! 11%! Guess that means i'm like a whore or something?
Almost 1000 pageviews!
Posted 15 years agoSo yeah, if you are the 1000th person to look at my page, take a screenshot or something cause that's pretty effing cool.
Chance at a Free* Partial
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/user/miharuokami/
and
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/keryu
They're cute. Check them out. Enter the contest.
That can be found here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1568586/
You'd be stupid not to.
Yes you should consider it a personal insult if you don't.
and
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/keryu
They're cute. Check them out. Enter the contest.
That can be found here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1568586/
You'd be stupid not to.
Yes you should consider it a personal insult if you don't.
iFC Meme
Posted 15 years agoStolen from 
iFC Meme - Indianapolis Aug 13-15
• Where are you coming from?
10 minutes from the convention... my house.
• Where are you staying?
My place.
• How are you getting there?
Hovercraft ideally. If not my bangin' Pruis will have to suffice.
• What day are you getting there and how long will you be there?
Friday-Sunday, but will be obviously in the area (i.e. at home) for... several weeks before and several weeks after.
• Who are you rooming with?
Whole bunch of people, i'll get more specific eventually.
• Who will you be with?
Fucking everyone. Well... not literally, but i'll ideally be hanging out with a bunch of people.
• Do you do free art?
Sure, why not. i don't draw really so it'd be a dick move to charge.
• Do you do trades?
If you have something I want and I have something you want. Maybe.
• Do you do commissions?
Once again I don't draw, so if you want me to draw you something, ask and I'll give you my crap attempt at it.
• Doing anything special for the con?
YES! I'll be hosting a panel with the lovely
Keida entitled College Furries. I believe it's Saturday at noon.
• What is your gender?
Ambiguous
• How old are you?
19
• Do you have a s/o and will they be with you?
I does, hopefully he'll be there.
• Can I talk to/hang out with you?
Fux yes.
• Can I touch you?
Sure why not.
• How can I find you?
Ummm... I'll likely have giant tiger paws on, a tail, and a highway safety jacket (bright yellow with silver reflective stuff), not to mention my badge should have my name on it, so just look. It'll say something to the effect of X.Tiikirien.
• Can I buy you drinks?
If you have Red Apple AriZona and you give it to me i'll love you forever.
• Is there anything you plan to look out for or get at iFC yourself?
I don't know what to expect, so not really.

iFC Meme - Indianapolis Aug 13-15
• Where are you coming from?
10 minutes from the convention... my house.
• Where are you staying?
My place.
• How are you getting there?
Hovercraft ideally. If not my bangin' Pruis will have to suffice.
• What day are you getting there and how long will you be there?
Friday-Sunday, but will be obviously in the area (i.e. at home) for... several weeks before and several weeks after.
• Who are you rooming with?
Whole bunch of people, i'll get more specific eventually.
• Who will you be with?
Fucking everyone. Well... not literally, but i'll ideally be hanging out with a bunch of people.
• Do you do free art?
Sure, why not. i don't draw really so it'd be a dick move to charge.
• Do you do trades?
If you have something I want and I have something you want. Maybe.
• Do you do commissions?
Once again I don't draw, so if you want me to draw you something, ask and I'll give you my crap attempt at it.
• Doing anything special for the con?
YES! I'll be hosting a panel with the lovely

• What is your gender?
Ambiguous
• How old are you?
19
• Do you have a s/o and will they be with you?
I does, hopefully he'll be there.
• Can I talk to/hang out with you?
Fux yes.
• Can I touch you?
Sure why not.
• How can I find you?
Ummm... I'll likely have giant tiger paws on, a tail, and a highway safety jacket (bright yellow with silver reflective stuff), not to mention my badge should have my name on it, so just look. It'll say something to the effect of X.Tiikirien.
• Can I buy you drinks?
If you have Red Apple AriZona and you give it to me i'll love you forever.
• Is there anything you plan to look out for or get at iFC yourself?
I don't know what to expect, so not really.
AC Pictures Done
Posted 15 years agoSo, I've uploaded 30 or so pictures of AC onto here. Goddamn... that took way too long. I've never missed batch uploaders quite so much. Anyways, with that said, the full 673-picture set is available for your viewing pleasure at http://picasaweb.google.com/tiger90.....eat=directlink . If that shouldn't work for whatever reason, then i guess yell at me. Enjoy them!
Yeah, so...
Posted 15 years agoFuck it for tonight... uploading pictures tomorrow, or more realistically the generalized "soon."
AC Pictures
Posted 15 years agoI has 690 of them. Needless to say I won't be uploading every last one to FA, but i will be uploading only the best of them, and my personal favorites. Yes I'm biased like that. Should also note that they are all available upon request.
Also, if anyone has pictures from the Saturday night rave, if you want to pass those along to me that'd be grand.
Also, if anyone has pictures from the Saturday night rave, if you want to pass those along to me that'd be grand.
Tiikirien fursuit at AC... and AC!
Posted 15 years agoOk, so no I don't have it built yet. Maybe AC2011. Anyways...
AC's in 2 days. My excitement can't be contained by a lead box. It would still leak out and radiate all of you. It's like a Chernobyl of happiness on steroids. Who else is gonna be there that would want to hang out with tha tigrrr?
On a related note, I'm still looking for a builder for the inevitable Tiikirien fursuit. I'm thinkin' high quality, so anyone have any ideas?
AC's in 2 days. My excitement can't be contained by a lead box. It would still leak out and radiate all of you. It's like a Chernobyl of happiness on steroids. Who else is gonna be there that would want to hang out with tha tigrrr?
On a related note, I'm still looking for a builder for the inevitable Tiikirien fursuit. I'm thinkin' high quality, so anyone have any ideas?
AC Meme (stolen from FuzzyRoo)
Posted 15 years agoWhere are you staying?
- Somewhere around the convention. I don't know.
What day are you getting there?
- I think thursday, but to be truthful I don't know that either.
Who will you be with?
- Defcat, Hoofer, Keida, Catboialex, and some other wicked-awesome furs.
Do you do free art?
-of the furry variety? ummm... not really unless you count me taking pictures and posting them for the world to have.
Do you do trades?
-I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine?
What is your gender?
- The one that's going to get naked and start the revolution. Seriously though i'm a dude.
How old are you?
- 19
Can I talk to you?
-You'd better. If not you're just frigging antisocial. Don't be antisocial. Please?
Can I touch you?
-As long as you don't stop there.
Can I hang out with you?
-In all seriousness on this one, I absolutely love meeting new people and would be honored to hang out with any of ya.
How can I find you?
-I'll likely be in long black and rainbow rave pants, and will likely be wearing other bright stuff. Other than that I has long blonde hair with traces of red in it. I may decide to do some green streaks in it before coming, guess we'll see on that one.
Can I buy you drinks?
-I'm not 21, but you don't have to get me drunk to hook up with me ^-^. I really likes 5-hour energy shots.
Can I give you lots of money?
-Who in their right mind would say no to this question? I'm saving for a fursuit right now so it would be much appreciated.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
-Yes. Hell yes. For the love of god yes!
How tall are you?
- Right about 6'
Are you nice?
-Generally I would like to think so. I'll leave that judgment up to you though.
Can I stalk you?
-Just... i dunno say hi?
How long are you going?
- A while... i don't know
Do you like parties?
-Especially if i'm hyper.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
- Tackle me
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
-At the convention?
What/where will you be eating?
-Where there's food.
Can you track me down?
-If you really want me to.
Can I take your picture?
-Aww hell yeah.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
-It's my first time *giggles* so just to enjoy it
- Somewhere around the convention. I don't know.
What day are you getting there?
- I think thursday, but to be truthful I don't know that either.
Who will you be with?
- Defcat, Hoofer, Keida, Catboialex, and some other wicked-awesome furs.
Do you do free art?
-of the furry variety? ummm... not really unless you count me taking pictures and posting them for the world to have.
Do you do trades?
-I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine?
What is your gender?
- The one that's going to get naked and start the revolution. Seriously though i'm a dude.
How old are you?
- 19
Can I talk to you?
-You'd better. If not you're just frigging antisocial. Don't be antisocial. Please?
Can I touch you?
-As long as you don't stop there.
Can I hang out with you?
-In all seriousness on this one, I absolutely love meeting new people and would be honored to hang out with any of ya.
How can I find you?
-I'll likely be in long black and rainbow rave pants, and will likely be wearing other bright stuff. Other than that I has long blonde hair with traces of red in it. I may decide to do some green streaks in it before coming, guess we'll see on that one.
Can I buy you drinks?
-I'm not 21, but you don't have to get me drunk to hook up with me ^-^. I really likes 5-hour energy shots.
Can I give you lots of money?
-Who in their right mind would say no to this question? I'm saving for a fursuit right now so it would be much appreciated.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
-Yes. Hell yes. For the love of god yes!
How tall are you?
- Right about 6'
Are you nice?
-Generally I would like to think so. I'll leave that judgment up to you though.
Can I stalk you?
-Just... i dunno say hi?
How long are you going?
- A while... i don't know
Do you like parties?
-Especially if i'm hyper.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
- Tackle me
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
-At the convention?
What/where will you be eating?
-Where there's food.
Can you track me down?
-If you really want me to.
Can I take your picture?
-Aww hell yeah.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
-It's my first time *giggles* so just to enjoy it
Indypride and a realization about myself.
Posted 15 years agoIndypride was awesome, even despite the heat and the having to walk funny in the boots, and the sunburn. Even got to meet a new fur there. Good times.
Something I've realized about myself:
My ego has an inflation fetish.
Something I've realized about myself:
My ego has an inflation fetish.
Holy Crap
Posted 15 years agoRight...
Posted 15 years agoCoffee my ass. Dis beer.
Ruffles have RRRRRidges!
Posted 15 years agoSo, today was groovy. Not in that real classic sort of sense, but rather in that "this is a day to roll down the window with some Foals on and chill" kind of day. At this point, I'd like to share, or rather force upon you, a fragmented cross-section of the last 24 hours.
Apparently the most expensive coffee bean in the world is one that has been ingested by some rare cat in Asia, then crapped out and harvested for brewing. I want to meet the first guy that had this idea.
The Chevy HHR is really cool. It never really occured to me until earlier today, but it looks like a 1940's gangster wagon. *adds to list of things to do: Get a picture in an HHR.* I mean, it's not huge fun to drive or whatever, but it looks cool. Yeah.
I'm getting a trailer hitch for my Prius. Need I say more on this one?
"Whichever way we end up going, that's the way we were destined to go."
I thought furry drama was bad, but dealing with non-furry drama today was... just worse.
I'll tell you what... But i'll also tell you what not.
*Big huge grin* I FOUND ARIZONA GREEN TEA WITH RED APPLE!!!!!!!!! That stuff is basically my lifeblood, and they've discontinued it almost everywhere, but there's some gas station 3 minutes from my house that has it. I bought 10 cans 4 hours ago and have drank probably half of them already.
I'll leave this post by saying that I love you all. You all rock, and I hope the best for each and every one of you.
Apparently the most expensive coffee bean in the world is one that has been ingested by some rare cat in Asia, then crapped out and harvested for brewing. I want to meet the first guy that had this idea.
The Chevy HHR is really cool. It never really occured to me until earlier today, but it looks like a 1940's gangster wagon. *adds to list of things to do: Get a picture in an HHR.* I mean, it's not huge fun to drive or whatever, but it looks cool. Yeah.
I'm getting a trailer hitch for my Prius. Need I say more on this one?
"Whichever way we end up going, that's the way we were destined to go."
I thought furry drama was bad, but dealing with non-furry drama today was... just worse.
I'll tell you what... But i'll also tell you what not.
*Big huge grin* I FOUND ARIZONA GREEN TEA WITH RED APPLE!!!!!!!!! That stuff is basically my lifeblood, and they've discontinued it almost everywhere, but there's some gas station 3 minutes from my house that has it. I bought 10 cans 4 hours ago and have drank probably half of them already.
I'll leave this post by saying that I love you all. You all rock, and I hope the best for each and every one of you.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.
Posted 15 years agoSo, i'm sitting here watching Airplane!. It's basically the best movie ever. (If you're wondering, that's where the subject of this is from. I don't really sniff glue.) More to the point though, we're coming up on the last few weeks of school, and the shit's hitting the fan. What does this mean? Means that my attention is... shall we say... divided? I be around now and again, but it's also just that. Now and again. Wish me luck y'all, and i hope to talk to ya more presently. Big hugs and backrubs to everyone.
FCN. Whoooo!
Posted 15 years agoI'll keep this short. Going to be at FCN '10, and am looking very forward to it. So, if I know you, or even if I don't really know you, and you wanna hang out, then lets make it happen!
My fine is $600.50. Why the hell not.
Posted 15 years agoSmoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10 (Why the fuck is this a crime?)
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10 (Why the fuck is this a crime?)
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Commiting outlandish acts of reasonable qualities
Posted 15 years agoSo. Lil update, the long and short of it is i'm kinda bored on break except for those times when mah furry friends were available for meandering (chilling). That and I'm a tad annoyed that i still haven't heard a damn thing about any of the commissions made at MFF '09, though patience is a virtue. How's everyone else's winters been? Hope not too much hibernation (unless that's your thing).
This journal makes more sense. No it doesn't.
Posted 15 years ago-This journal is purely a waste of time, recommend you don't read it.-
The holidays are coming up. Relatively speaking they're still far off (longer than a second). I'm excited to see friends and family. Excited... maybe pleasantly pleased in anticipation is better. Went to Denny's last night. It was at 12:30 so i guess that was this morning. I've got some money. Still not enough to buy good christmas presents. Spellcheck wants me to capitalize christmas. I'm not going to dignify it. Life if good. No, it's more just interesting. I lost a friend today. They don't know it yet. I smoked a couple cigars today. They weren't good. Down is the new up (radiohead).
A final thought: If you can double the pleasure, and that triples the fun, isn't the law of the conservation of energy being violated?
The holidays are coming up. Relatively speaking they're still far off (longer than a second). I'm excited to see friends and family. Excited... maybe pleasantly pleased in anticipation is better. Went to Denny's last night. It was at 12:30 so i guess that was this morning. I've got some money. Still not enough to buy good christmas presents. Spellcheck wants me to capitalize christmas. I'm not going to dignify it. Life if good. No, it's more just interesting. I lost a friend today. They don't know it yet. I smoked a couple cigars today. They weren't good. Down is the new up (radiohead).
A final thought: If you can double the pleasure, and that triples the fun, isn't the law of the conservation of energy being violated?
A quick thought
Posted 16 years agoI had a problem with this party. The lights were too loud, the music was too salty, and the snacks were too bright.
Musings on the way home from a store, early AM. #1
Posted 16 years agoThere goes good 'ol Michael Finnigan. He came out and went right back in again.
I can't help but feel personally responsible for that one. He wanted to explore that side of himself and as it turns out he isn't actually like that. It always makes me wonder though if there were another condition that would make him stay out. I mean, everyone has that person that they'd go for no matter what, right? Just makes me wonder ya know? Score one for the opposing team. Batter up.
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I was sitting around drinking mineral water, aimlessly tossing hand grenades at nothing in particular. That is to say you can aimlessly do something in particular.
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Bagels are circular bread. What?
I can't help but feel personally responsible for that one. He wanted to explore that side of himself and as it turns out he isn't actually like that. It always makes me wonder though if there were another condition that would make him stay out. I mean, everyone has that person that they'd go for no matter what, right? Just makes me wonder ya know? Score one for the opposing team. Batter up.
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I was sitting around drinking mineral water, aimlessly tossing hand grenades at nothing in particular. That is to say you can aimlessly do something in particular.
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Bagels are circular bread. What?
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