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Posted a week agoGot a Ych for maw lovers and cheese lovers
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/62730269/
Sergal mawshots~
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/62730269/
Sergal mawshots~
It's Sergalling time
Posted 5 months agoHey u !U want Sergl?
U Are Sergl ??
Hav look heeeeeeere >> https://www.furaffinity.net/view/61119608/ <<...I have no idea what's wrong with me. Send help. Or pizza.
Sergal- I mean, Signal Boost!
Posted 10 months agoYou better watch out,
you better watch out,
yUo bEttER WatCH OuT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT-
-
I mean
Christmas sergal ych :3
Go throw more money at
Fillinek by becoming a christmas Sergal! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59155290/
(Disclaimer; those who are already sergals may also apply to become a christmas sergal)
you better watch out,
yUo bEttER WatCH OuT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT-
-
I mean
Christmas sergal ych :3
Go throw more money at
Fillinek by becoming a christmas Sergal! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59155290/(Disclaimer; those who are already sergals may also apply to become a christmas sergal)
Signal Boost: Emergency Auction
Posted 11 months agoGreetings
It is I
The Purp
I come bearing a message
Of great import
Go throw money at this guy: Fillinek
He having an auction thinger, you can get awesome arts from him: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58838266/
Do it
I dare you
I double dare you
It is I
The Purp
I come bearing a message
Of great import
Go throw money at this guy:
FillinekHe having an auction thinger, you can get awesome arts from him: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58838266/
Do it
I dare you
I double dare you
Signal Boost: Synth YCH!
Posted 2 years agoHey all! I don't often do journals, but I want to bring attention to the artist who did my last few pieces!
Fillinek is doing a Synthify YCH over at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53462155/ , go check it out!
Fillinek is doing a Synthify YCH over at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53462155/ , go check it out!Looking for Synth Artist
Posted 3 years agoI'm gonna go ahead and blame 
Vader-san for all their great synths, but I've been wanting a Synth version of myself for a while now and have no idea who to go to. Any suggestion? ^w^
Vader-san for all their great synths, but I've been wanting a Synth version of myself for a while now and have no idea who to go to. Any suggestion? ^w^[ADVERTISEMENT] Video Editor Looking For Work!
Posted 4 years agoAre you a gamer, and want a sick montage of all your noscopes and 360's?
Are you a streamer, whose chat is bullying you into getting a cool intro or sequence of fails?
Are you a friend of either of these two, who wants to see their efforts put together in a well edited sequence of Moving Pictures™?
Are you even a video editor yourself, with too little time to make all those little pixels dance under your Paws/Fingers/Claws/Fins/Tentacles (delete as appropriate)?
Well weep no wider!
Introducing; 
Farniro the hero cat! A budding video editor who is looking for clients and material, and is sure to meet your no doubt well-deserved expectations! Please go visit him on YouTube, Twitter, and Twitch! He can be rather a derp sometimes, but can't we all?
His editing is great, prices are low, and his charisma is wonderful. Please go give him a visit or, perhaps, help spread the word about this crazy cat!Signal boost! (Twitch)
Posted 5 years agoHey guys!
I know I don't do journals very often, and mostly just for birthdays (one of which I missed lel) or watch numbers (1600 holy shed Owo), and this also isn't for an artist, BUT
*remember to breathe Van*
I want to bring attention to my pet/kitty friend/boyfriend/funny cat Farniro streamer over on le Twitch! He's a fun, silly thing that likes to make people happy and generally have fun, come and join the fuzz pile!
(A bunch of the comments may well just be me but still)
Come have a look, at least!
https://www.twitch.tv/farniro
I know I don't do journals very often, and mostly just for birthdays (one of which I missed lel) or watch numbers (1600 holy shed Owo), and this also isn't for an artist, BUT
*remember to breathe Van*
I want to bring attention to my pet/kitty friend/boyfriend/funny cat
Farniro streamer over on le Twitch! He's a fun, silly thing that likes to make people happy and generally have fun, come and join the fuzz pile!(A bunch of the comments may well just be me but still)
Come have a look, at least!
https://www.twitch.tv/farniro
Obligatory Christmas Journal
Posted 6 years agoit crismas.
merr crismas
happy holidays n all that stuff ;o
merr crismas
happy holidays n all that stuff ;o
It's That Time Again
Posted 6 years agoAnother cycle around the huge ball of nuclear fission in space that gives us all life and warmth and OH MY GOD TURN IT OFF IT'S TOO HOT
*ahem*
Yep, I be a birthday derg again, this time for the ripe old age of 25. A quarter of a century old; 2.5% of a millennium; 7 more than legal drinking age. I've got plenty of life ahead of me, full of excitement and wonder and-
...
*goes back to playing video games*
*ahem*
Yep, I be a birthday derg again, this time for the ripe old age of 25. A quarter of a century old; 2.5% of a millennium; 7 more than legal drinking age. I've got plenty of life ahead of me, full of excitement and wonder and-
...
*goes back to playing video games*
A couple things
Posted 6 years agoObligatory Shiny journal, go!
I've been wondering about these for a while, and am going to look to you guys/girls/otherwise for guidance: On one hand, it'd be a way to show more direct support for the kind of (sick but oh so hot) art I get, as they would go toward getting more, or to help me in life in general (read: saving up for a house).
On the other hand, however; this isn't my artwork. None of this is my work, just my character (me) in various ideas, be they mine or others. I feel like I'd be taking money for someone else's work.
What do you lot think? Would any of you even give a shiny for this stuff if I activated them? How soon would I have to make a joke of "Four shinies? That's like my balls!"?
On another note, has anyone else noticed that all posts seem to be in full-view mode rather than normal? It makes things load a lot slower on my 3DS (yes, I use it to browse FA just before bed (which is where I am at the time of posting this :3))
It started when shinies were introduced, but I didn't see this as an update in the dev post last I looked.
Chhers m'dears :3
I've been wondering about these for a while, and am going to look to you guys/girls/otherwise for guidance: On one hand, it'd be a way to show more direct support for the kind of (sick but oh so hot) art I get, as they would go toward getting more, or to help me in life in general (read: saving up for a house).
On the other hand, however; this isn't my artwork. None of this is my work, just my character (me) in various ideas, be they mine or others. I feel like I'd be taking money for someone else's work.
What do you lot think? Would any of you even give a shiny for this stuff if I activated them? How soon would I have to make a joke of "Four shinies? That's like my balls!"?
On another note, has anyone else noticed that all posts seem to be in full-view mode rather than normal? It makes things load a lot slower on my 3DS (yes, I use it to browse FA just before bed (which is where I am at the time of posting this :3))
It started when shinies were introduced, but I didn't see this as an update in the dev post last I looked.
Chhers m'dears :3
Does This Make Me A Popufur Now?
Posted 6 years ago1,000 watchers.
1,000 pairs (or more) of eyes watching me.
1,000 depraved, lewd, salacious stalkers.
I love you all :D
Should I think about sprucing up my page, maybe throw on some of those Pixels things that everyone seems to have? Kappa
1,000 pairs (or more) of eyes watching me.
1,000 depraved, lewd, salacious stalkers.
I love you all :D
Should I think about sprucing up my page, maybe throw on some of those Pixels things that everyone seems to have? Kappa
Might be silly but
Posted 7 years agoCan anyone make my character as a skin in Minecraft? I would try, but I suck at drawing, let alone colour.
Aka, I'm lazy and want someone else to do the hard work for me :v
Thankies :3
Aka, I'm lazy and want someone else to do the hard work for me :v
Thankies :3
Hatchday 2: Electric Boogalo
Posted 7 years agoI suck at titles sometimes. Anyway, I'm supposed to be 24 now apparently? 24.... Twenty, Four, it feels weird to say it.
Tweeen... Teeeaa.... Huh, tea? I'll have some tea instead, sure
Tweeen... Teeeaa.... Huh, tea? I'll have some tea instead, sure
Even More on Vanthrys! [Warning: NSFW wall of text]
Posted 7 years agoI've been thinking of giving more story on what Vanthrys actually is and how he functions, rather than simply how he came to be the lewd lizard he is today.
Given how long it's been since that last journal, I figured I should do it sometime around now, ish.
So, where to even begin.
Well as I said before, Vanthrys is now made of solidified dark magic (weakness to heat and light, sunlight as an irritant, etc). What about innards? Inner workings, tubings, organs, does he even have a brain? I often wonder that last part myself, but anyway.
A lot of this explanation is basically going to end up as "because magic" and, well, it is. He does have a stomach or, at least, a cavity where things from his mouth go to. I say that because it is also his womb (hermaphrodite), and his gut. But wouldn't things that go in the vag end up in the stomach? No, they're in his womb. But they're kinda in the same place.
Here's where things get complicated.
See; Vans' magic, the stuff that keeps him alive, defines his shape, and has a penchant for not letting him be incapacitated for too long, effectively has the mentality of a child. It knows things happen, but it doesn't know exactly how.
When Vanthrys was first reformed, the magic worked from its 'knowledge' of a dragons' body; the outward look, the mouth, etc. But it gets stuck when it comes to innards. It 'knows' that when a dragon eats, it goes into the belly. Check. How it does this? It just goes down, right? So Vans' 'stomach' is just a bag, almost, albeit a very stretchy one.
The magic also knows that things going into or out of one or both of the other two holes also lead to the belly, but in different ways. So while Van does have a womb, it occupies the same space as his stomach, while still being separate.
Confused? Good, glad we're on the same page
Now for plumbing. Vans' stomach doesn't contain acid, but it does possess the ability to leech required energy from objects (living or inanimate) inside it which, while not technically digestion, will cause whatever is inside to slowly... fade. He can regurgitate the contents fairly easily (read: uncomfortably) to prevent any deaths, but some of you kinky bastards are into that and you're disgusting and I love you really pleasedon'thateme *BREATH*
So, that's done. Now for lower down, starting with the puss. Once again, the magic knows of vaginas being wet, but Van is a very productive dragon, so surely he's productive everywhere there is liquid? So he has a bunch of girl juice ready to squirt and/or bloat someone's stomach. The aphrodisiac in it is just some strange side effect, or an excuse for extra lewd.
Then there are the balls. They are fluid-filled, but not squishy. Also incredibly productive to the point where they will slowly bloat themselves if they are not drained, and will bloat even quicker if Vans' urethra is blocked somehow. Said urethra is literally a pipe that leads to his balls and, somewhere, there is a prostate that is just as ridiculously sensitive as normal. But moreso, so yay.
He also does not have a bladder, as he has no use for it from draining energy, nor does he produce... waste, as whatever inside him that may be fully 'digested' simply fades or disintegrates, then fades more.
By the way, have I mentioned how Van is literally impossible? Just imagine how all that inside stuff is there, while also somehow being able to fit a foot-long horsecock that comes out of a pillow-like sheath. Yeah.
Now he may seem rather powerful with all this, but he does still need sustenance and hates sunlight (vampire-drake?), and he also has that greatest of traits that is not in any way contrived in any game in which it features; amnesia.
Not really amnesia, but he does have a weak mind; he can be extremely sensitive to hypnosis, mind-altering stuff, mind control/theft/etc, overpowering through lust, that kind if thing. Plus he has a bad memory. You can put those "OMG MARY SUE" signs away now, I've cracked the code.
Most other things about Vanthrys including who, what, where, why, how, when, they can mostly be answered with "Because magic". But I can easily give a better explanation on different things if anyone would like to know :D
Given how long it's been since that last journal, I figured I should do it sometime around now, ish.
So, where to even begin.
Well as I said before, Vanthrys is now made of solidified dark magic (weakness to heat and light, sunlight as an irritant, etc). What about innards? Inner workings, tubings, organs, does he even have a brain? I often wonder that last part myself, but anyway.
A lot of this explanation is basically going to end up as "because magic" and, well, it is. He does have a stomach or, at least, a cavity where things from his mouth go to. I say that because it is also his womb (hermaphrodite), and his gut. But wouldn't things that go in the vag end up in the stomach? No, they're in his womb. But they're kinda in the same place.
Here's where things get complicated.
See; Vans' magic, the stuff that keeps him alive, defines his shape, and has a penchant for not letting him be incapacitated for too long, effectively has the mentality of a child. It knows things happen, but it doesn't know exactly how.
When Vanthrys was first reformed, the magic worked from its 'knowledge' of a dragons' body; the outward look, the mouth, etc. But it gets stuck when it comes to innards. It 'knows' that when a dragon eats, it goes into the belly. Check. How it does this? It just goes down, right? So Vans' 'stomach' is just a bag, almost, albeit a very stretchy one.
The magic also knows that things going into or out of one or both of the other two holes also lead to the belly, but in different ways. So while Van does have a womb, it occupies the same space as his stomach, while still being separate.
Confused? Good, glad we're on the same page
Now for plumbing. Vans' stomach doesn't contain acid, but it does possess the ability to leech required energy from objects (living or inanimate) inside it which, while not technically digestion, will cause whatever is inside to slowly... fade. He can regurgitate the contents fairly easily (read: uncomfortably) to prevent any deaths, but some of you kinky bastards are into that and you're disgusting and I love you really pleasedon'thateme *BREATH*
So, that's done. Now for lower down, starting with the puss. Once again, the magic knows of vaginas being wet, but Van is a very productive dragon, so surely he's productive everywhere there is liquid? So he has a bunch of girl juice ready to squirt and/or bloat someone's stomach. The aphrodisiac in it is just some strange side effect, or an excuse for extra lewd.
Then there are the balls. They are fluid-filled, but not squishy. Also incredibly productive to the point where they will slowly bloat themselves if they are not drained, and will bloat even quicker if Vans' urethra is blocked somehow. Said urethra is literally a pipe that leads to his balls and, somewhere, there is a prostate that is just as ridiculously sensitive as normal. But moreso, so yay.
He also does not have a bladder, as he has no use for it from draining energy, nor does he produce... waste, as whatever inside him that may be fully 'digested' simply fades or disintegrates, then fades more.
By the way, have I mentioned how Van is literally impossible? Just imagine how all that inside stuff is there, while also somehow being able to fit a foot-long horsecock that comes out of a pillow-like sheath. Yeah.
Now he may seem rather powerful with all this, but he does still need sustenance and hates sunlight (vampire-drake?), and he also has that greatest of traits that is not in any way contrived in any game in which it features; amnesia.
Not really amnesia, but he does have a weak mind; he can be extremely sensitive to hypnosis, mind-altering stuff, mind control/theft/etc, overpowering through lust, that kind if thing. Plus he has a bad memory. You can put those "OMG MARY SUE" signs away now, I've cracked the code.
Most other things about Vanthrys including who, what, where, why, how, when, they can mostly be answered with "Because magic". But I can easily give a better explanation on different things if anyone would like to know :D
It's a terrible thing to talk about, but
Posted 7 years agoCancer has taken the life of another poor soul.
He was a shining light of in-depth and honest critiques on games, a funny man despite his claims, and a devoted father.
At the terribly young age of only 33 years old, we must bid farewell to the most Cynical of Brits; John "TotalBiscuit" Bain. May he rest in peace.
He was a shining light of in-depth and honest critiques on games, a funny man despite his claims, and a devoted father.
At the terribly young age of only 33 years old, we must bid farewell to the most Cynical of Brits; John "TotalBiscuit" Bain. May he rest in peace.
I'm getting that feeling again...
Posted 7 years agoI'm thinking of a number.
This number is twice the number in one of my previous journals.
This number is the amount of miles The Proclaimers would walk, and then would walk that number more.
This number is the amount of people currently watching me.
Five. Hundred.
Okay so, maybe it didn't need that much of a build up, but seriously. I didn't even realise when it reached 500 so it's a little late right now (about 26 late but, oh well).
Unlike others, I'm afraid i own't be doing any kind of raffles or whatever, but I will keep in mind the sheer amount of people who are at least vaguely interested in me :D
Once again, I haven't been able to thank everyone personally, and I understand that some people don't even want to be thanked just for pressing a button. That being said~
Thank you all!
Hope you're all looking forward to more of my purple butt later~
Ciao!~
~Vanthrys Eristine Kreath
This number is twice the number in one of my previous journals.
This number is the amount of miles The Proclaimers would walk, and then would walk that number more.
This number is the amount of people currently watching me.
Five. Hundred.
Okay so, maybe it didn't need that much of a build up, but seriously. I didn't even realise when it reached 500 so it's a little late right now (about 26 late but, oh well).
Unlike others, I'm afraid i own't be doing any kind of raffles or whatever, but I will keep in mind the sheer amount of people who are at least vaguely interested in me :D
Once again, I haven't been able to thank everyone personally, and I understand that some people don't even want to be thanked just for pressing a button. That being said~
Thank you all!
Hope you're all looking forward to more of my purple butt later~
Ciao!~
~Vanthrys Eristine Kreath
Merry Pawsmas!
Posted 8 years ago[Obligatory Holiday Journal]
Don't really know what else to put here, besides musing to no-one in particular that I now need a pic of my dragon, with (a) sprig(s) of mistletoe tied to my toes...
Cause, y'know. Why not.
:B
Go eat some turkey, ya filthy animals.
[/Obligatory Holiday Journal]
Don't really know what else to put here, besides musing to no-one in particular that I now need a pic of my dragon, with (a) sprig(s) of mistletoe tied to my toes...
Cause, y'know. Why not.
:B
Go eat some turkey, ya filthy animals.
[/Obligatory Holiday Journal]
More on Vanthrys! [Warning: NSFW wall of text]
Posted 8 years agoSo some of you may be wondering things about me, like why I'm so purple, what things I like, and why I'm so darn big down there.
A select few of you may wonder where I came from.
And where did I go?
I am in fact, Cotton Eye Joe- no, no, just a big-dicked herm.
But! For those that would like some form of backstory for this far-too-big-for-its-own-good-horsecock-with-a-dragon-attached (I need to work on a better title..), I have a semi-solution; Far too many hyphens for one paragraph.
Oh yea, and a bit of backstory.
I hope you enjoy a little bit of story, and yes Timmy you may go to the bathroom, Bob please share your joke with the class, alright SHUDDUP!
*ahem*
Since he first joined magic school, Vanthrys always showed potential. He didn't really do much with it, but he could have ended up being so much more.
Perhaps he did, in this case.
He was frequently the 'victim' of several magic experiments, mostly harmless, but he was used for target practice a lot, never getting any help from the tutors besides the usual "Just try not to react". Pretty hard not to, when there's a meter-wide fireball engulfing your head.
Anyway, the main interest happened in the later years; more senior times, still the same experiments. This time, though, they were trying out various shape-shifting spells and, since you generally don't experiment on yourself, guess who got turned into various different animals of all range of sizes? It's a wonder Van never got morph-sickness.
Carry on through the years and you get to the inevitable "Is there a spell to make your dick big?" Guinea pig, step up to the table.
This time was with the few friends he had at the time, two other guys and two girls (every heard of being a fifth wheel?). Being sort of used to being experimented on, Vanthrys agreed to be paid for "magical advancement training" at the hands of the little circle. Paws, in the one case of a feral.
This is when he became so big. He used to be the typical, if small, dragon; Being around 9ft tall as an anthro, he had twin tapered, ridged lengths about 9 inches long each, and internal testes; his hemipenes got fused together, combining their thickness and adding length to just over a foot long, and got stuck in the shape of his most recent transformation; a horse. He kept his knot, but his balls were also transported into a sack. and doubled, and grew. And grew. And grew... Vanthrys was stuck cumming in the backroom for about 10 minutes before the janitor came to see where the flood of thick liquid was coming from, and got carried to his room to recover.
Cue another such session a few days later, this time devised by one of the females; the feral, to be exact. She wanted to know what effect a more feminine-oriented spell would do to Vanthrys, being so susceptible to transformation already. He wound up with becoming a hermaphrodite, being given a set of inch-and-a-half thick equine outer lips, very stretchy and almost rubbery yet soft, and the production from his balls found its way into giving him what seemed to be a swimming pool's worth of juice.
Also cue the janitor again, also 10 minutes later.
Fast-forward to the last year, 14 years of failing to stifle throbbing equine boners at every tease, and an inexplicable habit to check every room for where a drainage point would be. This was the big one, the win or lose, the yay or nay; Examination.
Except, something went wrong.
One of the younger dragons decided he didn't like the school, and skipped as many classes as he could, in order to study on his own; for a spell to destroy the place, a forbidden 'dark bomb'. And he succeeded. On that fateful day, Vanthrys' body was obliterated along with the school.
However, all that transformation had anchored his body into some sort of morphic field, and only the energy from that massive magical 'nuke', for want of a better word, had managed to actually settle it. Vanthrys reformed, surrounded by rubble, smoke, and debris.
His body was no longer the chitin and flesh of a scaled drake, nor the hide or fur of a feral, highland, or hybrid dragon. He was then, and then on to now, a creature made from solidified dark energy. Because of this, he is nearly impervious to physical harm, but is very vulnerable to heat and light; even natural sunlight is a mild irritant to him now, and any highly bright light will actually force him to disperse. Not painlessly, either.
However, that morphic field containing his body has him inflicted with the currently only known case of Morphic Hyperstability, recently coined as Vanthrys' Syndrome™. This grants him a massive resistance to any and all transformation sources, from himself or otherwise, and any that do somehow affect him are severely weakened, and extremely temporary, the current longest having lasted only a day before being reverted. Also not painless.
Journal is actually full now; if you have any questions, I'll try my best to answer them
A select few of you may wonder where I came from.
And where did I go?
I am in fact, Cotton Eye Joe- no, no, just a big-dicked herm.
But! For those that would like some form of backstory for this far-too-big-for-its-own-good-horsecock-with-a-dragon-attached (I need to work on a better title..), I have a semi-solution; Far too many hyphens for one paragraph.
Oh yea, and a bit of backstory.
I hope you enjoy a little bit of story, and yes Timmy you may go to the bathroom, Bob please share your joke with the class, alright SHUDDUP!
*ahem*
Since he first joined magic school, Vanthrys always showed potential. He didn't really do much with it, but he could have ended up being so much more.
Perhaps he did, in this case.
He was frequently the 'victim' of several magic experiments, mostly harmless, but he was used for target practice a lot, never getting any help from the tutors besides the usual "Just try not to react". Pretty hard not to, when there's a meter-wide fireball engulfing your head.
Anyway, the main interest happened in the later years; more senior times, still the same experiments. This time, though, they were trying out various shape-shifting spells and, since you generally don't experiment on yourself, guess who got turned into various different animals of all range of sizes? It's a wonder Van never got morph-sickness.
Carry on through the years and you get to the inevitable "Is there a spell to make your dick big?" Guinea pig, step up to the table.
This time was with the few friends he had at the time, two other guys and two girls (every heard of being a fifth wheel?). Being sort of used to being experimented on, Vanthrys agreed to be paid for "magical advancement training" at the hands of the little circle. Paws, in the one case of a feral.
This is when he became so big. He used to be the typical, if small, dragon; Being around 9ft tall as an anthro, he had twin tapered, ridged lengths about 9 inches long each, and internal testes; his hemipenes got fused together, combining their thickness and adding length to just over a foot long, and got stuck in the shape of his most recent transformation; a horse. He kept his knot, but his balls were also transported into a sack. and doubled, and grew. And grew. And grew... Vanthrys was stuck cumming in the backroom for about 10 minutes before the janitor came to see where the flood of thick liquid was coming from, and got carried to his room to recover.
Cue another such session a few days later, this time devised by one of the females; the feral, to be exact. She wanted to know what effect a more feminine-oriented spell would do to Vanthrys, being so susceptible to transformation already. He wound up with becoming a hermaphrodite, being given a set of inch-and-a-half thick equine outer lips, very stretchy and almost rubbery yet soft, and the production from his balls found its way into giving him what seemed to be a swimming pool's worth of juice.
Also cue the janitor again, also 10 minutes later.
Fast-forward to the last year, 14 years of failing to stifle throbbing equine boners at every tease, and an inexplicable habit to check every room for where a drainage point would be. This was the big one, the win or lose, the yay or nay; Examination.
Except, something went wrong.
One of the younger dragons decided he didn't like the school, and skipped as many classes as he could, in order to study on his own; for a spell to destroy the place, a forbidden 'dark bomb'. And he succeeded. On that fateful day, Vanthrys' body was obliterated along with the school.
However, all that transformation had anchored his body into some sort of morphic field, and only the energy from that massive magical 'nuke', for want of a better word, had managed to actually settle it. Vanthrys reformed, surrounded by rubble, smoke, and debris.
His body was no longer the chitin and flesh of a scaled drake, nor the hide or fur of a feral, highland, or hybrid dragon. He was then, and then on to now, a creature made from solidified dark energy. Because of this, he is nearly impervious to physical harm, but is very vulnerable to heat and light; even natural sunlight is a mild irritant to him now, and any highly bright light will actually force him to disperse. Not painlessly, either.
However, that morphic field containing his body has him inflicted with the currently only known case of Morphic Hyperstability, recently coined as Vanthrys' Syndrome™. This grants him a massive resistance to any and all transformation sources, from himself or otherwise, and any that do somehow affect him are severely weakened, and extremely temporary, the current longest having lasted only a day before being reverted. Also not painless.
Journal is actually full now; if you have any questions, I'll try my best to answer them
I feel like I'm being watched...
Posted 8 years ago...by over 250 pairs (or other collective) of eyes (or other sensory organ).
Seriously, I didn't realise I was anywhere close, let alone over, even 100, forget 200, then 250? This naughty purple dragon is apparently fairly popular :o
I'm sorry that I don't thank each and every new watch/fave (some of you actually don't want thanks for them, which is understandable), so this can be a sort-of compromise for that, to give one, huge,
THANK YOU!!1!one!
Next time on Horsecock With a Dragon Attached™: How big can those balls get?! Find out after a message from our sponsor, the resident slime farmer.
Seriously, I didn't realise I was anywhere close, let alone over, even 100, forget 200, then 250? This naughty purple dragon is apparently fairly popular :o
I'm sorry that I don't thank each and every new watch/fave (some of you actually don't want thanks for them, which is understandable), so this can be a sort-of compromise for that, to give one, huge,
THANK YOU!!1!one!
Next time on Horsecock With a Dragon Attached™: How big can those balls get?! Find out after a message from our sponsor, the resident slime farmer.
Hatchday :o
Posted 8 years agoYeap, apparently I'm supposed to be 23 now. No idea when I even hit 20, but that was somehow 3 years ago.
Welp.
So that's a thing that happened.
Welp.
So that's a thing that happened.
To all you stalkers watching me
Posted 8 years agoFirst journal hype!
There are far too many of you to thank individually, so- Wait, I have to do this formally. I am British, after all.
*ahem, hem hem, HEM*
*drinks tea*
I, Vanthrys Eristine Kreath, henceforth known as Me or I, give immense gratitude to the many, many watchers to my account. I am unsure as to how you watch me, either with a periscope, telescope, remote camera, or a combination of the three, but I give you my word of attempting to continue posting these great commissions I am getting.
I must say that, from here out, they will grow fewer in number, but they will be there, and may return later on in force.
And so, I, once again still known as Vanthrys Eristine Kreath, with known aliases such as That Purple Dragon™ or The Dragon With The Purple Lolipop™, give many thousands of thanks to all of you who decided to watch me.
And now we return to your scheduled program of "Holy Crap, How Many Balls Do You Have?!™", starring a black/purple horsecock, with the attached purple dragon. In this episode of "Holy Crap, How Many Balls Do You Have?!™": Holy crap, how many balls does this dragon have?!
DIDN'T READ LOL: So many watchers! Thank c:
There are far too many of you to thank individually, so- Wait, I have to do this formally. I am British, after all.
*ahem, hem hem, HEM*
*drinks tea*
I, Vanthrys Eristine Kreath, henceforth known as Me or I, give immense gratitude to the many, many watchers to my account. I am unsure as to how you watch me, either with a periscope, telescope, remote camera, or a combination of the three, but I give you my word of attempting to continue posting these great commissions I am getting.
I must say that, from here out, they will grow fewer in number, but they will be there, and may return later on in force.
And so, I, once again still known as Vanthrys Eristine Kreath, with known aliases such as That Purple Dragon™ or The Dragon With The Purple Lolipop™, give many thousands of thanks to all of you who decided to watch me.
And now we return to your scheduled program of "Holy Crap, How Many Balls Do You Have?!™", starring a black/purple horsecock, with the attached purple dragon. In this episode of "Holy Crap, How Many Balls Do You Have?!™": Holy crap, how many balls does this dragon have?!
DIDN'T READ LOL: So many watchers! Thank c:
