Inspired from:

Hey guys, long time no see. Well I've been off and on, very busy. But the good news is that I have finally graduated with my bachelor's! I'm finally situated in an apartment in DFW, no more 2 hour commutes and 7 day work weeks.

So just a brief update, it's been a hectic year. My dad passed away back in June and had to deal with family on that (do not feel a loss, only hard stuff was dealing with emotional family and having to pull the plug not knowing if it is what he wanted) and with that event, things spiraled down into conflict and I found myself living full time at MWSU while working 32 hours a week in DFW (2 hour commute).

But it's over, I'll be going full time with my job this week and hopefully I'll get over to a different department in time. I don't feel fully qualified with my bachelor's so for the next week (after I take a few weeks to rest and rejuvenate, and get fully settled unpacking all these bins) I will start working on certifications that will make me feel more qualified, and hopefully get some more hands on programming experience.

Unfortunately I've been distant with this community, not enough time to meet and greet, but now I'm back baby and hope to get back where I was.

Let's go TEXAS, let's go! *clap clap* Let's hear it for THE LONE STAR TIME ZONE!

http://www.newschannel10.com/story/.....-time-in-texas

http://www.fox4news.com/story/28296.....ht-saving-time

Hey guys, long time no yiff. I've been busy with work and school, driving an hour in one direction twice and week and was driving an hour in the OTHER direction four times a week (now three) so I might have some time to complete some personal tasks.

Am in the process of developing a mobile app with a friend, I'll post here when it's completed. Yes...it's a sex app.

I don't really have much time for writing anymore, but trying to. Maybe I'll get more energy somehow and push myself to submit something or finish up a series I've started.

Gotta love the comical metaphor for racism.

Hey there guys. Sorry I haven't been entirely here or on skype for the past couple months. I have started a new job at a call center and I just finished Training! It'll be my first full time job and eventually I'll be going back to school for the fall semester so it's going to get pretty hectic.

Still writing a little bit. Nothing furry recently but maybe sometime soon.

Also wanted to know if maybe I could start yet again, another petition. It would be to get rid of daylight savings time in America. I have already contacted a congressman who said he would look into it, but like that's ever going to happen. Point is it's stupid to believe that it's a significant help to us. Just watch this video (if you already haven't) and see if you agree:

So...want to see if we can change one part of the world and see if we can make this more of an issue to resolve it? Who would be with me in trying to get the 150 signatures for the white house web page?

Sorry, I had to reset some of the parameters for statistics class. Please take again! I need 20 responses.

Survey Link

Hey guys, I'm doing a survey for my statistics class and need people to take it so I can compute some data. Really appreciate people who take it:

Survey Link

Normally I don't celebrate deaths; but when I do I like to dance on their graves. Nah, I'm joking.

If you haven't heard Fred Phelps has died. He lived picketing military funerals, gay weddings, and even attempted to picket the Sandy Hooks memorial service.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/.....-obit/6494627/

As for what this means, the leader of a hate group is dead. He does have children that will carry on his legacy but their means are not as sane as his.

You may not see too many penguin fursonas, but you can more commonly hear them!!!

God damn Steve...I should have known you'd give us a Christmas treat.

First of all, I don't watch the show. But I have heard what Phil Robertson said and I think pulling him from the show may have been 2 steps too far.

What he said was merely remarking what he believed. He was expressing what he felt was immoral by the logic of his mind. And dare I defend him, he's got a right to free speech. He said "It seems like, to me, a vagina - as a man - would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there!" She's got more to offer." And when he said "That's just me" he was clearly implying his personal opinion. And now we have people who are getting upset with the outrage behind this and I'm going to have to stand with the people who are expressing outrage. He just spoke what he thought honestly, let him go. He in a sense apologized and rephrased what he said so forgive and forget.

Like I said, I don't watch the show. In fact I kind of hate the concept of the show. I saw a little bit of one episode and thought "...this is so stupid." But I'm not going to naturally follow the heard screaming "anti-gay hate!" like with what happened with chick-fil-a. Get over it.

In conclusion. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

He's done it again. God damn it I wish I could meet this guy on chatroulette.

Nah, I'm okay now. Just still a bit emotional.

No, I won't be deleting anything else, but I will be a bit more hesitant on the adult stuff. What I came to realize is that you shouldn't break down the standards you are comfortable with in a delicate sense. I slowly did this, and got to a point where I was desperate to get out and get back to where I was. But we all know we can't go back to who we were from so long ago.

I'm sorry if I worried you. And I'm sorry if I let you down, but some days I want to fall down under the pressure and rest under it.

Me that is. I have a sore throat that is congested and it only got worse overnight. The worst part is that I have THREE midterms tomorrow and today was my best chance of studying for all 3. I definitely know that with at least 2 of them there are no re-make exams (and I'm definitely not going to ask any favors from my accounting instructor).

So to wrap it up, it's sick that someone get's ill before midterms. Wouldn't say it ranks above some of the worst horrible sick things but right now it kinda seems close.

I love the song, and when someone killed Justin Beiber, resurrected him and had him do this I was like YES!



It's not actually Justin Beiber, but like a dead cool version.

Grab a brush and put a little make-up!



Don't know why, but just needed some chop suey.

Thank you.

Recently I've gone through a depressive mood swing, from the result of making C's on all my exams, the fallout of funding from my parents to get my own house, and the stress of commuting to college without AC. It was Thursday when we were going over our accounting homework when the instructor said "I notice a lot of you have blank pieces of paper and are just copying what I write on the board. If you're not going to do the homework, just give me a drop slip because it's obvious you'll fail." He doesn't take the homework for a grade, but we do take a quiz on it afterwards. I had done my homework, even typed it out (my handwriting is shitty), but I noticed I had made some obvious formatting mistakes that I didn't think twice about and missed one of the major problems. It was then the looming thought played over and over in my mind "I should just drop out of college all together."

I still kinda want to, even though everyone's like "Oh no! You'll regret it!" But I partially don't care. This is too much effort with too many life problems. I've had to take over my parent's finances as the family book keeper because they can't take care of their shit, and we're now having problems with my mom's car which brings her substantial income. I need to move out, I am constantly craving affection for every hot piece of ass I see, and after that class on Thursday I just wanted to collide with a car on the way home just to finish the misery.

I know I'm whining, complaining, and looking for attention; but I can't help it. I crave the future and want to climb up out of the present but even more I just don't want to be here in time to begin with. I just want to be lost to the matter of existence.

But I still thank you to my friends who have listened to me on skype and Yahoo! I'll push on, but I'm tired and want to end the story.

It's someone's birthday today. He's been a long friend on FA and I wish him the best on the annual day he was born. So go ahead and give a shout to  uglywolf for being...24?

/*EDIT Oh, and free hugs of course for whoever does so.

Recently I've been house hunting in an area near my university. The housing market is cheap and my parents are able to help bring a down payment for a house so I can move in (oh, and mortgage is FAR cheaper than rent). However they were able to bring a down payment. It seems the priorities have changed and I will be commuting over an hour much longer than I had hoped.

There was a phrase in the last CPG Grey video that sort of struck me mentally in a state of..."huh..." It was "can make you feel like the citizen of the internet."

I'm probably just making it more out of what it wasn't intended to be, but think about it: how could we all be citizens of the internet. We weren't natively born to the internet (unless your sonogram was posted to facebook prior to your birth), so how could we get citizenship? I'm sure we could say "hey, you're just a foreigner visiting us from the physical world 5 minutes a day" to some people, but perhaps...there could be a way to recognize certain citizens who have contributed more to the internet than just viewers and such.

What do you guys think?

Okay, so we did gain some success with the petition. We got up to 1000 signatures before unfortunately it ran out of time. Do note, a lot of the other petitions at the same time only got about half of what we did :3

But I can't give up there. Clearly making conversion therapy illegal might be a bit radical for some, so I'm going to take a step down and focus on what California and New Jersey did: make conversion therapy for minors illegal with licensed professionals. This is a progressive step we can make in helping our community out. This will also hold a positive effort in helping gay teens who already have higher suicidal rates.

So I'd like to ask you (since I live in Texas and am not as likely to succeed in this effort) if you support this initiative, write to your congressman and state legislatures! Contact them with this message (please be sure to modify the first paragraph for congressman) to propose a bill to do what California and New Jersey did.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u.....egislature.txt

Just thought I'd share this one. It does seem to warm your heart...one of them actually made me cry

I'll skim through news stories and see a couple robberies and stuff that makes you think "How cruel and selfish can they be?" I've seen stories about people robbing the elderly, pick pocketing crippled people, running scams on charity, and even stealing a little girl's necklace that was given to her by her deceased grandmother. But this story, seems to just enlighten a hope that maybe crooks will rethink about what they've done.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/201.....logy-note?lite

Stolen from  mapdark

*** Dear  cypher-wulf

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer outside of your office and I saw you carve your initials into the catholic priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your couch cushions but keeping your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I love Oprah.

Please don't hurt me,

~ Yeldarbis

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How to do this meme:

***Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),

~(your name)

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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,