Damn it's been a long while since I've done a journal oops. Hello world!

I've decided to make a bit of a minor change to my gallery - I've opted to put all of the watersports-related stuff into Scraps and its own folder, since I figured it'd be better to cordon it off a little for those that don't care about it. And make it easier to find for those who do! I will do the same to any other more divisive kinks if that ever comes up, not that I think there's gonna be any necessarily.

So I just noticed I have over 1000 watchers (1055 as the time of writing, actually!). That's definitely a milestone, and I would like to thank everybody who decided the occasional picture I commission is worth a follow from you. I tried to personally thank everybody who watched me as I had their message in my inbox, but I probably missed some.

I'm not sure yet if I should do something in response to that, maybe a raffle of sorts.

Hi,

if any of you have me on Skype, I lost my account and cannot recover it. You can grab me on Telegram now, just pop me a note here on FA. Also other services like Steam or Discord but I prefer Telegram.

I took this from  kellervo, specifically, though it's been around just about everywhere.

What's your real name?
I don't like giving out my real name, because I associate it with bad things.

How tall are you?
Around 6 feet.

What's your natural hair color?
Dark blonde/light brown.

What's your eye color?
Grey-blueish.

What's your orientation?
Gay as can be.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Sorta taken, not sure on the current status.

What do you do in your spare time?
Gaming, watching streams/sci-fi shows, reading.

What's your job or occupation?
Training to become an English teacher.

What do you like about yourself?
My honesty and my independence.

What do you dislike about yourself?
My sickly body.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I don't think there's anything out of the ordinary from my appearance, or anything particularly worth mentioning in terms of my personality.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I'm atheist, though technically a Jew.

Do you drink?
No. Got drunk once in my life, never again.

Do you smoke?
Used to for a while, but been smoke-free for 2 years now. Though I've been occasionally eyeing packs of cigs.

What are your major fears?
Masses of people, I start stressing out as hell and getting nervous, and if it's a lot of people close to me, I even have trouble breathing. Also getting locked up in some shape or form.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Yes, but none I would like to share.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Both, and crushes I had plenty.

Who's your best buddy?
Hard to say. Probably the woman I consider my sister - we're not related by blood, but I consider her my family.

What's your favorite dish?
I have plenty of dishes I absolutely love. If I had to pick one, though, probably sushi, or something with potatoes. I love potatoes.

What's your favorite drink?
Tea.

What's your favorite color?
Green.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Teleportation or flight.

What's your favorite movie?
Pulp Fiction.

What's your least favorite food?
Brussels sprouts, and white mushrooms.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
I... never thought about that.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I do not own a vehicle.

What is your most disliked bug?
Moths.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
I don't think there's any pet peeves I particularly dislike. It all depends on the person.

What do you dislike in life?
How disgusting the human being can be. We're an animal dependent on social interaction, yet so many people get rejected because they're different. Not to mention the cruelty that humans can do to each other, both mentally and physically. Also, greed. I hate greed.

Honestly, guys. STFU. I can't go to one single place that has even remote relation to gaming without hearing whining about it.

Taken from  crocdragon89 :<

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever it works.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right Side

4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.

5. How often? Lately?
Too much...

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes for both.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Indeed I do.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends, I like both.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, I do - quite unrequitedly so, unfortunately.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Definitely not.

13. Would you choose love or money?
That... is a good question. I guess it depends, really.

14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
I do not feel comfortable sharing this. :>

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A nice comfortable bed, I guess?

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Uhh... Someone else's bath. o.o

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, and I don't intend to.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No, I do not look for that.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
-

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
-

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Of course.

24. What's your sexuality?
Gay.

25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
No, unless one would count rubbing someone's groin sex. :p

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Indeed.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
A few.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I own a set of buttplugs (a gift from my ex), and a normal dildo.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Definitely not.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, and I don't intend on.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yep.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I would say it's a form of sex, but it's not penetration.

37. What's your favourite sexual position?
I don't have a particular favorite.

38. What's your favourite sex act?
Anal, I guess?

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes, and it's not my cup of tea.

...is the great AI.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEnSYOhMypQ

Every inch of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBuPbb3tNno

Take my money, Capcom. All of it.

To everyone who faved the pictures on my gallery or watched me, but I haven't thanked on their profile, thank you!

Yesterday I've uploaded over a year's worth of artwork and I got so many faves that I just didn't get around thanking all of them. I started with like the last 20 people but then gave up cause it was so many! XD

Please stop by the original artists of the pictures, though!

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card. (A bank card, but no actual debit card, bank won't give me one. :x)
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] You show up late for work a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 21

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 26

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL SO FAR: 31

[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR

TOTAL: 37

:x

http://www.wolfire.com/humble

Wolfire Games offers a package of several indie games (including World of Goo) for a "pay what you want"-price. Cross-platform and DRM-free.
The donations go to Child's Play Charity (http://www.childsplaycharity.org/) and/or Electric Frontier Foundation (http://www.eff.org/). You can decide on your own where it goes exactly.

Since this offer will be over soon, you should go and nab them now! :3

THE FURRY ACHIEVEMENTS MEME!

How to play:
- Go here to find a good copy/paste format [if you want].
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")

"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: Yes [Eurofurence, forgot which year]

"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: No [Thanks but no thanks...]

"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes [Several.]

"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: No [Almost... there...]

"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes [Azelyn]

"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [It's in the works, but yes]

"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: No [:V]

"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Hawhaw.]

"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Several, yes.]

"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [About 500]

"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [I tried to, but I fail]

"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: No [Only FA and DA, not interested in the rest - although I might have abandoned ones for the other things]

"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [-]

"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [See gallery.]

"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [She's my best friend, what'cha expect?]

"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [Con T-Shirts]

"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [:V]

"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [Furry Pound]

"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [At EF]

"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [Though it has my character on there, too]

"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [see gallery again]

"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay. (10)
Completed?: Yes [Yea. <<]

"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Yea. Nothing wrong with that tho?]

"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [It was lulzy.]

"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [yea?]

"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [yea]

"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [yea]

"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger. (10 <<)
Completed?: Yes [*coughcough*]

"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [See gallery.]

"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [father, and it ended in a disaster]

"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [see gallery]

"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [only for roleplaying with non-furries tho ;3]

"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No [I'm confused, as I only have a crossdresser, so I'll put none.]

"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [see journals]

"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [ rahne]

Furry Achievement Score:
385... although I might have failed with counting. :V

1-how much watchers you have? 252

2-how pageviews you actually have? 6,734

3-how much favourites you have? 329

4-how much coments have your actually featured submission? 16

5-put here awsome artist who are actually watching you:
 nexvarkhan foxamoore piti ultraviolet unshackledfenrir projectblue02 rainbowjokerhound artificialgekko

6-tag 5 random watchers
I don't care~ Anyone who wants to do that ;p

Original by  kami-chan

Lamento has such an amazing soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJBCnDf1NQQ

I love this song. It's so powerful and so filled with beauty.

You guys make me rage with your stupidity.

1.) The world will not end 2012. It WON'T. The MAYANS THEMSELVES say that their calendar means shit. Stop saying the Mayans predicted the world's end there because the successors of them say the exact opposite.

2.) Nostradamus was a stupid nut, and all of his believers are fucking LIARS who are making shit up. Nostradamus NEVER predicted ANYTHING. These whole "predictions" are people who interpret some bullshit into his works, and always AFTER the crap happened, so it's no predictions.
You can find anything anywhere if you make shit up like those Nostradamus-morons, seriously. If you interpret enough and shift words or letters around, you can make a whole prophecy for any catastrophe that happened out of any text of your choice, even children's songs or some shit.

Seriously: STOP IT. 2012 is a LIE. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

HAVE YOU...

[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[x] taken painkillers
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die

TOTAL SO FAR: 16

[] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 22

[] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[] wore t-shirts with band names
[] listened to rap
[] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR: 23


[x] dressed gothic
[] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbour

TOTAL SO FAR: 30

[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL SO FAR: 37

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[] gone to court
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL SO FAR: 44

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL SO FAR: 50

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test

TOTAL SO FAR: 58

I'll tag whoever wants to do that. o.o

 thelapdragon, a friend of mine, fell victim to a fraud who cheated him out a lot of money. He has almost no options left. Please help out this nice guy. Here's his journal about the situation:

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/933746/

http://kotaku.com/5337458/blazblue-.....new-characters

<3

...
People are difficult, which has yet again been proven to me this night and morning.

If things happen to you that you simply can't comprehend...

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm usually not a person who's very emotional. Quite the contrary. I'm extremely rational, and am able to control myself extremely well. While I do come off as blunt and "angry" at times, I'm never angry, just honest. The highest on emotion someone gets from me is usually a sigh of frustration or annoyance.

Thus, I guess that's one of the main reasons I'm a rather lonely person.

Tonight, however, I lost control of myself - it literally slipped away - and let myself go. Things happened I heavily regret. I wish I could turn back time in order to make these things never happen... but I can't.

The person who experienced this slip of control seems to have had the exact same experience, as they told me. They asked me to forget what happened... Something I would've done either way, since it was something I didn't really want to happen.

They also asked me to break off the contact with them and leave them alone... this hurt me, a lot... and that's the main reason I'm posting this journal here. I care a lot for this person, and I tried to explain that I was in the same position as them, lost control myself, but they wouldn't listen... or at least didn't respond.

So basically, yea... I've lost a friend over losing control, being emotional. Someone I enjoyed talking to. I hope, as time goes on, that they will forgive me and give me a second chance...

That's all, I suppose. :/

So ya, I got tagged by  kuronoenyo for teasing him to never get tagged. :P

THE RULES...
1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS

1. I'm very inconsistent on myself. During my time in the furry fandom (since ~2001-2002) I've changed my species several times. A lot of people dislike me for that reason (the species changing, that is).

2. I'm a smoker. Although I can end whenever I want to, as I'm smoking for indulgence. I did that when I was in a relationship where my boyfriend told me to stop.

3. Due to #1, I have a shitload of characters, most prominently my fox brothers (whom you can see in my gallery, too). Usually, most of them won't ever appear again, but the foxes have stayed - actually, Nico joined as part of Stanislav's backstory, not due to my insecurity in terms of species.

4. Since I've joined the furry fandom I played with the thought of buying a fursuit (my talent with handicrafts is below zero), but I never went through with it. Usually I also state that I don't really desire one (which obviously isn't true :P).

5. I only go by the nick "Yeno" in the furry fandom. Pretty much every other community knows me by another nickname.

6. I'm kinda "speciesist", I don't find a lot of species attractive at all, most prominently everything feline and pretty much every thing with hooves (though there are exceptions to both cases, but they're very rare).

7. I'm a person who usually loathes "mainstream" video games (namely Halo, Final Fantasy and other game series), but not because of their status of being very popular - though them being overrated although mediocre (in my opinion) does contribute in my dislike.

8. I'm heavily dependant on medication and have a very fucked up body. Whenever I go on vacation, I have to take at least painkillers and creme for the rashes on my skin (which are neither transmitting nor do they look disgusting) with me, but usually have a whole bag filled with pills and other stuff.

I tag whomever wants to do this - not that anyone will read this journal anyway. XD

Stolen from  azelyn

1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love

41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself accident
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race.

61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself not on purpose
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

Stole this from  ten. ;o

~Top 5 Favorite Movies~

1) Pulp Fiction
2) The 5th Element
3) Monthy Python and the Holy Grail
4) Space Balls
5) Loaded Weapon


~Top 5 Favorite Albums~

1) Lords of Magic Original Soundtrack
2) Armcannon - Legvacuum
3) Powerglove - Metal Kombat for the Mortal Man
4) Year 200X - We Are Error
5) Castlevania Judgment Original Soundtrack


~Top 5 Favorite TV Shows~

1) Black Adder
2) Futurama
3) Paranoia Agent
4) Darkwing Duck
5) uhm... the news? I don't really watch TV x3


~Top 5 Favorite Video Games~

1) Castlevania series
2) Super Smash Bros. series
3) F-Zero series
4) Klonoa series
5) Megaman (Classic) series


~Top 5 Favorite Artists~

1) Yuki-chi
2) Ultraviolet
3) ShoK
4) Gamma-G
5) Kazay


~Top 5 Fears~

1) Being tied/locked
2) Loss of freedom/independence
3) Rejection (of friends, not in love-life lol)
4) Vermin (bugs, spiders, etc.)
5) Hunger/Thirst


~Top 5 Turn Ons~

1) Intelligence
2) Beautiful hands
3) Short hair
4) Cuddling
5) Good taste in video games? lol


~Top 5 Turn Offs~
1) Bad/No hygiene
2) Girls lulz
3) Stupidity
4) Obesity
5) Annoyance and attention whoring

oh look, it's that meme thing.

Your Guy Side

[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box. (Not owning, but I'm thinking of getting one, tho...)
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega. (all 'cept for PS2 o_o)
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice. (considering I have a totally destroyed family and my father is a dick... =/)
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun. (Some, yes...)
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.

Total = 14

Your Girl Side

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice. (No, she's dead... <_<)
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

total = 2

o_O

Some of those questions really suck balls, though...

His fault:  arpegiuswolf

He also added the piercing thing at the end, I kept it.

[LEGEND]:
(+++) Jawsome!
(++) Oh my! <3
(+) I like it
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(--) Turn-off
(---) My mouse is on its way to Back button
(?) Never saw that before

Anal on Males (+++)
Transformation (~) (as in species A to species B?)
Yaoi (M/M) (+++)
Girly Boys (+)
Subbing/Doming (++)
Tentacles (---)
Spooge (+++)

Bondage (--)
Oviposition (---)
Cross-dressing (+)
Oral (++)
Orgy (+) (only male)

Muscle, Male (+)
Lactation (---)
Incest (++) (only brother on brother, though)
Partial Nudity (+++)

Anal on Females (---)
Clothing (++)
Leather (+)
Stockings (~)
Muscle, Female (---)
Herm (---)
Macro/Micro (---)
Impregnation (---)
Paw/Foot (~)
Bi (---)
Mind Control (~)
Uniform (++)
Solo Masturbation (+++)
Tech (+)
Sadism (--)
Hyper (---)
She-males (---)
Sinking (?)
Body Paint (+++)
Plants (~)
Mud/Quicksand etc (-)

Anal Vore (---)
Rape (~)
Watersports (~)
Masochism (---)
Multiple body parts (---)
Zoophilia (--)

Breasts (---)
Breast Expansion (---)
Hetero (M/F) (---)
Biting (+)
Inflation (---)

Pregnancy (---)
Yuri (F/F) (---)
Fat/Pudge (---)
Cock Vore (---)
Standard Soft Vore (---)

Weight Gain (---)
Cub (---)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Standard Hard Vore (---)
Scat (---)
Gore/guro (~)
Snuff (---)
Skunk spray (---)
Asphyxiation (---)


Shoe/Boots (++)
Suit and Tie (~)
Soul Vore (?)
Butch Girls (---)
Cheesecake (---)
Glasses (++) (especially monocles... <3)
Electricity (~)
Wet-look (++)
Piercing (+++)

Done because of Sagisou. =O

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