It's kinda fun to do...

if i were a month, i would be: November
if i were a day of the week, i would be: Monday
if i were a time of day, i would be: 6 pm
if i were a planet, i would be: Saturn
if i were a sea animal, i would be: Kraken
if i were a direction, i would be: North
if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: the little table in the corner which is not used
if i were a sin, i would be: Avarice
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Francesco Donà (Venetian Doge)
if i were a liquid, i would be: Rainwater
if i were a stone, i would be: Amethyst
if i were a tree, i would be: a Weeping Willow
if i were a bird, i would be: a Crow
if i were a tool, i would be: a Shaving knife
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: A withered rose
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Dark and cold rain in fall
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: a Unicorn
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a Violin
if i were an animal, i would be: a Hooded skunk (duh)
if i were a colour, i would be: Ashes grey
if i were a vegetable, i would be: Broccoli
if i were a sound, i would be: the sound of gloomy weather... raindrops, cold wind lashing around slowly
if i were an element, i would be: Water or Ice
if i were a car, i would be: something from Volvo
if i were a song, i would be: Garbage: "Milk"
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: Quentin Tarantino
if i were a book, i would be written by: Erich Hackl
if i were a food, i would be: a loaf of bread
if i were a place, i would be: London (for the weather), Siberia (for the temperature) or Venice (for the masks).
if i were a material, i would be: Glass
if i were a taste, i would be: Bitter
if i were a scent, i would be: The scent before a thunderstorm breaks out
if i were a religion, i would be: Discordianism
if i were a word, i would be: Despair
if i were an object, i would be: water tap
if i were a body part, i would be: the blood
if i were a facial expression, i would be: neutral/blank
if i were a subject in school, i would be: History or any language lesson
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Deadpan from Freakazoid
if i were a shape, i would be: a Triangle
if i were a number, i would be: 13