Yep, I'm moving accounts. AndyTheLazySheep. Go ahead and don't click on this link, but you can trust me. I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't, though. Since the stupid virus thing is going around n'd shiz... :P But here it is -> http://www.furaffinity.net/user/AndyTheLazySheep

Enjoy.

Just...

yes.

YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME...

While using only three words, what would you say if this were to happen?

It went swell... I did great on "Pomp and Circumstance," and we did very nicely on the Senior Song, "Encanto." Unfortunately, I won't be spending my sophomore year at Holtville High School next year because I will be moving in with my dad. I'm going to Yakima, Washington! Road Trip!

In all honesty, the only people I'll really miss from Holtville will be Robert ( squintablo), Michael, Brandon, Eric, and Abril. Everybody else can go die in a hole for all I care... I've had anxiety attacks (by definition of the term) from feeling ignored by all the people attending my Holtville Middle School and High School classes for the past three years... I just break down and start crying, and one of my regular old migraines will kick in. In addition to that, my growing pains are intensified by, what I would have to say, three times. Everything hurts: my body, my mind, and my emotions. Hopefully this move will help get rid of that...

It disappointed me...

Lola is a complete ditz. A complete personality change. Entirely from what she was... God that is terrible...

Currently, my Fursona, or Main OC is: a black sheep. But, I'm giving you the power to choose for me, because I'm curious what people identify me with!

Please let me know the reasons why you chose the new Fursona for me. Is it because it matches my personality? How I look? How I act?

Copy and paste this into your own journal with the headline "I'm a _____, but..." to see what people would say of you.

It hurts so much on the left side of my head and it feels like it's right behind my left eye, so I'm sure it's a migraine. It's been going on since like 7:00 P.M. yesterday... This isn't even close to the ones I've had before. I've been getting migraines for well over 2 years now. The effort to sit up and limp toward my computer chair caused far too much pain in my head to bear... I'm squinting at my screen as I type this because it hurts to look... I also fucked up my ankle on Friday while roller blading (which is why I was limping to my chair). I was jumping around Holtville doing 180s, 360s, and all that shit, but it hurts to know that I fucked up my ankle walking to my aunt's car (while on roller blades) to get to the park faster... I thought I broke it because I heard a loud *snap!* when I fell, but after careful examination, my uncle Carlos told me I probably just hyper-extended it (he's a doctor :3). I am finally able to walk on it, but I can't twist my foot outward or inward, so I have to walk slowly and watch my feet.

Okay, so I broke my collarbone 2 years ago, and it still hurts. It's always sore, and it hurts just like when I broke it to move my right arm much further than perpendicular to my torso, or to jerk it like when I throw a ball or reach out to catch something that's falling. I can swing a bat and a golf club, but I can't shoot hoops or play pitcher pitching overhand or anything unless I'm playing left-handed. I've been getting better at basketball left-handed, but I still kinda suck... I also fucked up my back, and it hurts like a bitch. I can't bend left, right, forward, touch my toes, or lift heavy objects without excruciating pain... My knees begin to hurt when I try to run for some reason as well... And my growing pains are not helping any of this...

I've gotten some painkillers for my back shoulder, and growing pain as well as some disintegrating tablets for my migraines, but they aren't doing shit for me... If anything, the migraine malts (or whatever they're called) are making my migraines worse... I've gotten some x-rays on my collarbone, and I've gotten some blood tests to check for arthritis or some other crap. My uncle Carlos gave me two different painkillers for my ankle that is getting better (I haven't had to use them at all, and I'm glad for that). In other words, none of my medications are working, and I'm in more pain than I should be! I'm still waiting for the diagnosis on my x-rays and the results of my blood-test, and I'm hoping I can get some medications that ACTUALLY FUCKING WORK... Life has been treating me like shit...

I've been able to survive all this, but I'd rather not feel anything at all...

On a side note, after typing all this, and drinking a bit of coffee, at 10:25 A.M., my migraine has finally stopped. That migraine went on for approximately 15h:30min. Glad it's gone...

*Edit
No, it's not gone, but it isn't as bad as before. I don't have to squint at my screen, but standing up and walking around still hurts like hell...

MIGRAINE MALTS, WHY YOU NO WORK!?!

In addition to my fractured collarbone that still hurts like when I broke it 2 years ago (when I move my arm to or further than perpendicular to my torso), my aching back that hurts when I try to bend or carry heavy objects, my knees that hurt when I try to run, my growing pains that I've been feeling all my life, and my migraines, I just fucked up my ankle roller blading...

Yesterday, I was going to my aunt's car with Brandon to get to the park faster... I was on my rollerblades because I didn't think we were going to go anywhere besides the park (We had like 45 minutes to hang out before Brandon left home)... I slipped, but I landed on my feet.

HOWEVER, I unfortunately landed with my right foot twisting outward and I heard a loud *SNAP!* from my leg (shinbone to my ankle hurt like hell!). My uncle, Carlos thinks I might have hyper extended it, so I'm going to give it about 3 days to heal. If it still hurts by then, we're going to go get sum x-rays of this shit. It hurts to move my foot, and it hurts to put any pressure on my shin now... Gotta walk with a makeshift cane using a pole that is used to hold up curtains and shit, and I have to keep ice on it for at least 20 minutes every 2-3 hours... I think...

I just keep fucking myself up somehow! I am normally not this clumsy, but when I am... well... these kinds of things happen...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this messed up my weekend, but it will be a hilarious story to tell years from now.

For my first album, "The Music Begins Now" for my band, Unwanted *still an unofficial name*, I've completed composing, testing, and rewriting 4/7 songs I want to complete: Last Day of School; I Need Some Help; What Have You Got To Lose?; I Wish. 3 more to go! Wish me luck!

If anybody can reach Imperial Valley easily, we need somebody who can sing, play guitar, or both! The band already contains of Brandon (Drummer), Joel (Guitarist), and me (Bassist/Lead Vocals).

[] You meow/bark to get attention.
[x] You find pet's toys amusing.
[] You get hyper by the smell of catnip.
[] You growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food.
[] You growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you.
[] You purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection.
[x] If someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back.
Total: 2

[x] You love to be scratched behind the ear.
[x] You love fish/meat.
[x] You like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[x] You like when people pet your head.
[] People can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper.
[] You think feathers are fun to play with.
Total: 6

[x] You sleep a lot during daytime. (When I have a chance)
[x] You enjoy scaring birds.
[] You lick peoples faces to show you like them.
[] You bite people if they annoy you.
[] You tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours.
[x] Milk or water is your favorite drink.
Total: 9

[] You own a collar and you enjoy wearing it.
[] You own a leash and enjoy wearing it.
[] You own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit.
[x] You enjoy long walks in the park.
[] You meow/bark when you see something you want.
Total: 10

[] You call your hands and feet "paws".
[x] You tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about.
[] You run to the door when someone mentions a walk.
[x] You really enjoy cuddling.
[x] You stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up.
[] You can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around.
Total: 13

[x] You have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep.
[] You meow or bark very often.
[] You hide when you get scared.
[x] You run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house.
[] You like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand.
[x] You tend to chew on stuff a lot.
[] You like to do tricks to get a treat.
Total: 16

[x] You own a wearable item/tag with your name on it.
[] You refer to your self as an animal.
[x] Your username has something to do with animals.
[x] Your e-mail has something to do with animals.
[x] If you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better.
[x] You look for edible stuff often.
Total: 21

[x] You often find yourself looking through the window for a long time.
[x] You like to say hi to strangers.
[x] You like to be petted when you have done something good.
[] People think you act like a pet.
[] You growl/hiss at stuff you do not like.
[] You like to eat grass.
[x] If you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water.
Total: 25


TOTAL: 25/50
Furry Percentage: 50%

Today begins my last quarter as a freshman! Just 2 more months and we're done! :D There's still Finals at the end of this quarter, but whatever.

OMFG I failed English 9 Honors, so I'm going to have to take English 9 (regular, lol) again next year for a semester! Oh well... It'll be fun to see next year's freshmen bothering the crap outta Mr. Lopez. :D

This stupid 7th-grade kid kept on mocking me about my hair. He would go "Que bonito pelo tienes! (What beautiful hair you have!)" and would call me like he would call a dog. This has been going on for about 3 months; rarely at first, but now it's a daily bother. Last week, I punched the weasel-faced asshole in the arm as we rode by on the way home, and he got butthurt, like any other asshole who attacks from afar. He came back after riding away a few blocks (according to Eric a.k.a. ~Yofish9) and tried to ram me. I just felt a bump, and I looked back. He had fallen off his bike.
Today, however, on the way to school, I rode up to him and said "You got anything you wanna say to me, you little fuck?" or something similar, and he began to say what he did every day. Just before he got halfway through it, my foot drove into his ribs (or at least the 4 inches of fat surrounding it). Off he went, calling out to me "What are you, some sort of faggot?" He's mocking me, and I have the courage to take action on this little asshole, and now I like men, apparently. Whatever, that's how it works in this fucked up world.
Anyway, on the way back, about a block from the elementary school, he hopped off his bike, and came up to me. I told Eric "Come on, Eric. Let's go around! Go around! We won't make it!" He jumped at me, kicked my leg, and my fist went flying into his temple. Like any other piece-o'-shit waste of time, he ran as fast as he could (not very fast) to his friend across the street, and yelled out at me from afar, like a coward. I would have kept on going, but I'm glad I didn't. His friend had nothing to do with it, but if I had kept on going, he could have told somebody that "He could have stopped when he ran away, but he decided to continue." A completely unnecessary action, I'm sure. Whatever.
Next time he crosses me, I'm sure he'll bring somebody with him, because he just can't handle himself. That has been proven today...
What exhilaration to finally get back at that runt. My heart was pumping, and I couldn't shut up about it for the few 5 minutes I was at Eric's place (his extracurricular activities and such). I was happy, and it was a fun story to tell the family. My grandmother frowned upon it, my mother encouraged it, and my uncle just went "meh" to it.
So how was your day, hmm???

I brush lazily and never floss... I just flossed, and now I'm bleeding from my gums. I'm a little light-headed because of a lot of blood being poured into my mouth and down my throat... I should increase the time between flossing... The blood loss makes me feel good... *passes out*

Commissions Yay!!!!!! :D
(I work slowly because of lack of motivation. Be patient.)
My PayPal is iwouldificould@hotmail.com.
Prices:

Sketches:
Head Shot: $1.00
Bust Shot: $1.50
Torso and up: $2.00
Full Body: $3.00
Lineart:
Head Shot: $2.00
Bust Shot: $2.50
Torso and Up: $3.00
Full Body: $5.00
Characters:
+1 Character: $0.50
*Does not include the first commissioned character
Colors:
$1.00
Shading
Hard Shading: $1.00
Soft Shading: $1.50
Background
Solid Color: $0.50

Slots: 0/10

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Gonna go scare sum little trick-or-treaters, possibly my friends, and maybe some parents... I might get some candy, too... but I doubt that...

It's kinda boring, but I like it. All of my friends are in my classes at least once. My teachers are okay. My band teacher, Mr. Thissen, is kind of a dick to the class. I prefer having Mr. Macon teach... Other than that, everything is just dandy.

Also, our Varsity Football Team won their first game, which was the first game of the season! It was against the Analope Rams. We won 36- 6!!! I like being in the band because we get into every home game for free and we get our own spots on the bleachers! :P

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Yep, the admins finally saw that I said I was 14 years of age, and banned my viewing of adult art. (sadfaec) but anyways...

Apparently, I can see any adult art I make, but not anybody else's. Funny...

Yeah! You know, the one nobody's ever heard cos I haven't really released my first album yet??? YOU KNOW THE ONE!

(copy/paste cos I'm too lazy...)

This band is my band, but I only have 2/7 songs written for my album, "First Time for Everything", and I don't have anybody to play with me! I gotta find somebody before I finish the album, otherwise I'm gonna spend HOURS in my dad's friend's recording studio, paying lots of money to use it! Anybody live in the Imperial Valley who can sing or play Bass, Guitar, or Drums?

*I need another guitarist 'cos I write two guitar parts for the songs, where 2nd guitar plays rhythm, and 1st guitar (me) plays chorus, solos, and some parts in intro/outros...