EDIT/EDIT 11/21: Sorreh i've been picking up extra shifts at work all this week! I'll get started as soon as i can *_* I'm hurting for $$ and I haven't been at home except to sleep.

Zabs~

EDIT: link me to the character you want, character sheets, etc. I would PREFER paypal if that works. My email for that is on my page. I'm midway between work at the moment but I'll check back here when I can. BTW thank to my 600 watchers, that means a lot to me.



I don't work Monday-Friday so there is really no good excuse for me to not do the commission thing. Just to save face I think I may only take a few slots at the moment..

If anyone is interested you can leave me a note or drop a message here. I was going to suggest $10 character sketches for now. I enjoy color so I don't mind coloring them as well. I can draw them in Open Canvas or Adobe CS3. Other mediums would be a little more.. so let's just stick with digital for now, no backgrounds. I keep my sketches pretty clean I've been told. I'll treat you right.

I haven't drawn in awhile so I need some inspiration to save me from dropping the art thing and getting a day job, lol. You can look through my gallery to see what I am capable of. I draw weird shit *shrug* If you are interested, cool, if not no hard feelings.

Eventually I would like to start making badges and other arts and crafty type things.. we'll just see how it goes. Monster boots hehehe..

Those black and white fan character sketches will be posted later on tonight or tomorrow guys. Hahaha, I'm at work right now about ready to steam clean some OLD PEOPLE'S CARPETS, ew.

Alright, g'bye

Beelzabeth~

Thursday I drove out to Buford to hang with the 52 Ways band members and their friends.. I got drunk and woke up in Hoax's house with Beartrap "Bodybagg" and J-Rad snoring on the other couches next to me. The party from the night before was FUCKING BADASS and I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Me Bobby Teenager, Beartrap, and Hoax ended up going to McDonalds and then.. we decided to party again! I woke up on Hoax's couch once more this morning, sobered up with LeAch, and then headed to work.. omfg I want to go out there again.

Had a cool time, looking forward to more cool times.

Beelzabeth~

Gonna.. try to date at some point. God damn it why can't I just have instant gratification for once? I hate this shit :\ but I don't want to be alone, and I DO FUCKING NOT want a needy, piece of shit, asshole lover this time around -_-... but I want a lover, a in real life lover.

Going to that show was awesome. I met Dr.Chud from Gorgeous Frankenstein/Misfits and smoked a blunt with him and some of my friend's band members in 52 Ways. I like bringing party favors and Chud kissed my hand for it, teehee. Hm.. got to talk to Argyle Goolsby from Blitzkid. Told him I enjoyed the show, etc, then I talked with his other band members. Yay fun night. I should go to shows more often.

The End, my pizzas ready.

Beelzabeth

i really do

zabeth

hehehe I'm making a new furry character coz' i want to now. It's a boston terrier hehehehehehe.. it's my fave dog breed so yeah. Almost done with those black and white sketches, I'll post them soon after I finish getting drunk.

Zabeth

I'm so stoked right now I could cum.. I just talked with Mike Groves and he says it's a go! I am so, so, so excited right now *______* I'LL TAKE MANY DORKY PICTURRRRES WHEN IT HAPPENS!

Hm, I should earn some extra cash :3 cheap commissions might be coming up soon after I crank out some fanarts for  Greif and others I lurv.

Bye babies!!

Danziggabeth~

593 ppl that felt the need to watch me. I feel lurved. Yah know.. I really do love you guys. I'll be a FWA09 IF YAH WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOU WANGS OUT!!!!

KISSES!!!

Zabeth~

I love Danzig. I'm gonna get a tatty of him XD THE END


Gawd I can't wait for my Samhain posters to get here :\ hEHEHEHEHE and my Fiend Club retard gear X3 yes I am obsessed and I SHALL ACT ON IT!!!! *shakes fist*




Zabeth

I started my makeup around 4:00pm hoping to be fully suited by 6:00pm when we were supposed to leave for Athens. I convinced Ben to be Speed Racer at the last minute, lol, and that costume made a big impression in Athens. People liked mine too, some got the Misfits theme, others didn't. Either way some dude came up to us that worked at the local paper and he took our photos, so that felt good.

Random people kept taking my picture when I was trying to smoke a cigarette or sip my drinks out of straws. Didn't want to mess up my teeth I painted over my lips heheh, I didn't really have a choice. Oh the things we do for glamor. Anyway, I got totally drunk and said fuck a lot, pretty much every other word out of my mouth was fuck. I humped some friends I hadn't seen in awhile and rubbed my ass on strangers, complimented random people for having nice jackets. That's just how I roll.

A Danzig tribute band played at Tasty World, and a drag queen show was going on downstairs in the lower bar. I met another Devilocked fiend person and we discussed Misfits a lot and got all close in each others faces out of drunkeness. He made some comment and showed me the 138 he had tattooed on his arm, so I lifted up my sleeve and showed him the 138 I had on my wrist. We had a dorky nostalgic Misfits moment then we parted ways.

It got VERY COLD and I started to freeze my ass off. A group of guys came up to me and Ben and asked me if I was a boy or girl. I thought it an odd question considering the fact that I was wearing a skintight suit and my ass and boobs were present, which by the way is VERY RARE to see me like that, but I told them "I'm a girl." then he said something to the effect of "I told you!" so okay...

On another note my period didn't fuck up my evening. I did feel water-weighty that night though. Some idiot with a ThunderCats shirt was all like "OMFG come here! This is so perfect! Can I have a picture next to you? I mean ThunderCats and Skeletor, that's awesome!" I wanted to say.. um dude I'M FROM THE FUCKING MISFITS, SKELETOR IS FROM HE-MAN AND MAYBE YOU MIGHT FUCKING BE BETTER OFF WITH A MUM-RA! But.. I laughed and humored him anyway. I 'm a nice person like that.

I did have my share of Misfits fans that night so it was AAAAAAALLL GOOD! I had a fun Halloween, I drank enough to be happy, and I didn't do anything.. too stupid. We stayed out past 3am, good times. I hope you guys had fun as well and if you didn't Thanksgiving can be fucking awesome too!

Alright guys I have to sleep now coz' I gotta get up at 6 to be at work 7:00am-8:00pm.. yay. I just wanted to give you a better idea of my Halloween cockdouchery. Man, I gotta hit some cons I LOVE DRESSING UP SO MUCH!!!! Maybe AC or FWA09...?

Zabeth~

I'll dump a few pics up and I'll give you and update later. How's that sound? Lol *vomits* Pretty much.. I'm smashed in all my pics XD DON'T JUDGE ME! Lol, we threw together a Speed Racer costume for my roommate, Ben, at the last minute but he got many compliments. We made it into the Athens paper apparently. It was awesome to have Misfits fans come up and go "whoa, cool." So yeah I drank, smoked, partied, and got hit on by dorky frat boys. YAY HALLOWEEN :3

My period did not ruin my night thankfully. Lol.

Zablegh~

P.S. I hope you guys had an awesome Halloween and partied as hard as I did X3

owwww... cramps.. owchies. Gotta go get more white face paint and get my hair done. WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!! The paint is almost dry on the left arm of my costume, I'll touch it up when I return.

Love you guyyyyyyyys!!

Beelzabeth~

 cubi posted this so I yanked it.


001. Name → Elizabeth Jeanne Johnson
002. Nickname(s) → Liz, EJ, Zabeth
003. Status → Single as hell, lol.
004. Zodiac sign → Capricorn and fuck I'm proud of it.
005. Male or female → Hehehe, I could be either or
006. Elementary → Grayson Elementary
007. Middle School → Snellville Middle and McConnell Middle
008. High School → South Gwinnet Highschool, Grayson Highschool, and Brenau Academy
009. Smart → Not the sharpest knife in the drawer but I'm prettttty smart
010. Hair color → Dark brown with red highlights.. I like dying it black though.
011. Long or short → Mainly short. It's currently in a mohawk <3
012. Loud or Quiet → Both
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans and Cargo shorts X3
014. Phone or Camera → Camera
015. Health freak → Getting there O_O
016. Drink or Smoke? → BOTH! and weed
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → I get harmless crushes all the time.
018. Eating or Drinking → GIMME FOOD NOW!!
019. Piercings → three in each ear, the ones on the bottom are gauged.
020. Tattoos → I have the katakana for DevilMan "debiruman" on the back of my neck, I have 138 on my left wrist, and DevilMan's head on my right leg.

FIRSTS:

023. First piercing → I was 16 in boarding school
024. First best friend → Ryan Weaver was my first childhood friend
025. First award → I won a human society art contest in 2nd grade XD;
026. First crush → Hm... I really had a crush on the evil queen in Barbarella when I was young.
027. First pet → Dixie, my sweet a Boston Terrier ;-;
028. First big vacation → We went to Disney, Sea World, and Universal Studios when I was in 4rth grade
030. First big birthday → I'm sure I had one.. but I can't really remember

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating → I haven't eaten today actually XD
050. Drinking → A huge jug of water.
052. I'm about to → Rinse the black dye out of my hair and smoke a bowl
053. Listening to → The bell on my cat's collar
054. Plans for today → get this dye out, go to Lithonia and get my coworker to put in my devilock, then I'll come home and finish the remaining arm on my costume.

YOUR FUTURE:

058. Want kids? → No way O_O animals are okay though.
059. Want to get married? → Meh......
060. Careers → Lol, I'll just keep drawing and working shitty jobs.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH EITHER SEX (I edited this)
068. Lips or eyes → Eyes and lips are wonderful
070. Shorter or taller? → Both are fine
072. Romantic or spontaneous → I like romantic.. but I like surprises too.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → I am only in control of myself, I don't have a preference. People are beautiful the way they are.
074. Sensitive or loud → Both?
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationships work better for me, even though I'm taking a much needed break.
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → Both <3

HAVE YOU EVER:

080. Lost glasses/contacts → I had glasses.. but they.. are gone now.
081. Ran away from home → I have threatened to XD
084. Broken someone's heart → Sadly, yes..
085. Been arrested → No way jose.
087. Cried when someone died → yes ;-;

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself → to a certain extent
090. Miracles → meeeeh...
091. Love at first sight → yeah, that happened with Natalie.
092. Heaven → Sort of
093. Santa Claus → used to XD
094. Sex on the first date → nope.. I had a one night stand x-x it sucked and it wasn't planned.
095. Kiss on the first date → Okay :3

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Potentially, yes.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Meh...
099. Do you believe in God → Sure?
100. Post as 100 truths and tag: ZABETH ATE MY UTERUS!!!

I can't really explain how much I am disappointed that I started, but at the same time there really is nothing I can do about it, and I just need to move forward with my plans anyway. This blows.. I mean I'm going to be wearing a spandex suit in fucking freezing weather tomorrow, possibly bloated WITH BLOOD SPILLING OUT OF MY VAGINA ALL NIGHT. omg that will suck if I bleed through, and I don't want to wear a pad and look like I have a fucking dick tucked back in my pants.....................................well.. hold on XD hahahah, naaaaah *waves hand*

Why couldn't it have started like.. two days ago even?? So let's calculate this.. I started roooooughly 9 o'clock Wednesday evening, today is Thursday.. yeah Friday is going to suck. I really should take mom up on that surgery. No more periods? YES PLEASE!!

Well on another note, I'm fixing to dye my hair again. Then I have to drive to Lithonia to get my co-worker to glue the devilock extension in the front *giggle* I'll put another coat of white on my suit before I leave. That's pretty much all I have to do at this point with it is put more coats of white fabric paint over the bones.

I woooould apologize for the TMI value of this journal, but you should have known better when you read the title. Heheheheh, MY HOUSE, MY RULES!!!!!! My sister said that to me repeatedly as she destroyed my mohawk at the end of the night. I was so drunk I couldn't fight her off x-x.. random but true.

Zableedabeth~ <drip drip drip..>

wow I feel loved ^_^ thanks guys and girls and people that might be both. I feel SPESHUL!!! now enough of this internet cockdouchery I must work on my costume!!!!!

<3!!

Zabeth~

lol, it's a good feeling when my neighbors chill with me and then when they leave they're all like "later homie, we'll have a Street Fighter match later."

I feel... LOVED ;-;

My costume is *this* close to being done. Wish me luck with my PERIOD.

Za-fucking-beth~

i kind of want my period to start now.. that could really fuck up my halloween. :\ isn't there some button you can just push that's like "DRAIN ALL PERIOD BLOOD FROM MY UTERUS NOW" Hmph.. well, that would be nice. *sips wine*

Zabeth~

Her dear friend, Odie, is no longer with us. So I want everybody to give her hugs and lovins..

*HUGS*  cubi you're a sweetheart. I'm sorry for your loss.

Zabeth

And my cat sat there staring at me.. purring. How rude O_O!

Zabeth~

Oh fucking shit man I'm so stoked!!! I'M GONNA GET FUCKED UP ON HALLOWEEN! I need to go buy some more white puff paint to complete my costume.. looooool.. my co-worker Karneisha was talking with me on Sunday and I was complaining bout my bangs in the front not being long enough to summon a Devilock. She was like.. "what's a devilock?" so I told her and then we smoked out on our break and she gave me a bunch of black hair used for weaves so that my other co-worker can make me a devilock extension for Halloween.. I'M A DORK BUT I LOVE THE CONCEPT! it's real hair too and it strangely looks like my own hair pffffft...

Later gators

Zabeth~

Jacked from  bloodhound and  cubi

1. Guys and/or Girls?
Hmmm.. I would have to say girls because that's all I know. I like looking at dick sucking artwork but IRL I'll take women thank you. GO VAGGIES!

2. What turns you on, furry and real life?
Soft women.. big butts, horns, tails, big ears. Breasts are beautiful and and small.... fuuuuuur. I don't mind an unshorn woman.


3. Dominant, or Submissive?
That is hard to say. I can be both depending on the situation. Bring out the horse crops and we'll talk.


4. What gets you the most randy?
Hm.. I like.. people that are eager to try new things even if they don't always work out as expected. I know someone turns me on when I can lay next to them in bed and we can hold each other comfortably. Being able to lay next to someone and feel at peace means more to me than a hard fucking any day.

5. What are you most likely: The Romantic, The Pervert, The Whore
Hahaha, romantic definitely.. though I can be a perv at heart.


6. You like fore-play, or just get straight to it?
I love foreplay :3 that's where I get to gauge the situation and see what the other likes. Honestly I'm way more of a giver than a receiver. I like to show their whole body some attention before I kick off my boots.... LMFAO boots..


7. What's your #1 thing to do before sex?
I like to smell the persons skin and eat their nipples for awhile. Then I like to rub their belly with my nose ^_^!

8. Do you do it clothed, or butt-naked?
Nekkid.. but I like to put on sexy hats and chokers sometimes coz' it looks good with my strap-on.


9. Lots of noise, or keep quiet?
I cracked the wall above my bed with the back of my head once XD; Sex usually starts on the bed then we end up on the floor sometimes. I really want a ball gag.


10. Where would you want to have sex at? (excluding the bed)
I would like to try sex at a drive in movie sometime *smile*

11. What's your favorite position?
My face in your vag and my hands on your titties.


12. Any kind of fetishes at all?
As I said before I like being beaten with horse crops.. I would totally welcome it if someone wanted to dress up and role play though XD That shit sounds hot.

Meh, that's about it.

heheheh.. I need practice so I've been sloooowly working on giftarts for cool people on here. WHO KNOWS.. IT MIGHT BE YOU *points* I draw really slow, so bare with me ;9

Zaboob~

I'm all by myself in the apartment.. I'm gonna go buy another vibrator methinks.

Zabreast~

lol, I'm getting a kick out of looking at my older shit XD I'll post a few pffft :9

Zabutt~

Yay my arms are getting bigger. That makes me happy as hell. I've been busting my ass doing crunches too.. those abs should be emerging pretty soon. I can feel them but there is a little layer of girl soft to break through. SOON!! Oh man, when i get the urge to work out I just do it now. I'm working out more than smoking cigarettes so that's a good thing in my book.

I'll.. try to quit smoking as soon as possible for me.. but that only goes for "cigarettes" hehehehe.

The end *pumps some iron*

Zabuff

Yep.. let's just say.. I don't have to buy green for awhile. I'll be busy digging through old projects and finalizing my danzig costume. Life is pretty good right now, keeping up with the situps and pushups and a few small weights. The end.

Me~

:P pfffffft!!!