My fellow proletarians.

Free raffle, awesome art. By

That's all you need to know, how get your ass in it:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7085869/

HELLO MY FELLOW BITCHES AND/OR WHORES.

I now have a twitter account, so come and say hello and shout horrid slurs at the world with me, Capitain Douchebag!

https://twitter.com/Zactheroo

Basics

Name: Rafael
Nickname: Zac, Rafa, Raffy, Raf, Zacy, Delta, Zac, boss, daddy, fucking faggot
Location: Between Paris and DIDNEYLAAAAAN
Age: 18
Height: 1m67
Zodiac: Aries
Pets: None :(
Favorite thing about yourself: The fact that I can learn languages very easily
Worst habit: Sucking at anything else
Fun fact:I nearly got killed while flying over the Ukraine due to a missile being close to my plane.

Identity, Sexuality & Personality

Gender identity: Male
Sexual preference: Dicks only
Romantic preference: Dicks. Only.
"Kinsey Scale" score: 5.5
Relationship status: Alone and looking a LOT
Myers/Briggs type: ESTJ
Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff likely

Routine

"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Night Owl
First thought in the morning when you wake up: "...What the fuck"
Last thought before falling asleep at night: "I wish I had company..."

School/Work

Do you work or are you a student? I'm a high school student goddamnit. I also tutor part time.
What do you do well: Foreign languages, history and geography, and that sort of stuff I guess?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: I honestly have no clue and it scares me, a lot.

Habits (Do you…?)

Drink:Nope!
Smoke: Nope!
Do Drugs: Not yet, teehee.
Exercise: Yes, with visible results woo.
Have a go-to comfort food: Lazagna, sushi, burger king... Anything that will make me fat really.
Have a nervous habit: I BRUSH THE SHIT OUT OF MY HAIR.

What is your favorite…?

Physical quality (in yourself): My hair can NOT be fucked with.
In Others: Fun, just fun.
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): Bitch I can make you laugh. A lot.
Food: Asian, Mediterranean, and German.
Drink: NECTAR MOTHERFUCKER.
Animal: Kangaroos, deers, foxes, uhhh, dragons!
Colors: Hmmm... Red?
Artist/Band/Group: Ask me this and I will break you, I like way too much stuff
Author/Poet: Jean Teulé
Actor/Actress: I don't believe in movies.
Blogger: HUMON!

Okay ya hoez, here's :icon Wrathie_Elric: doing a raffle for us, so be kind and participate or I swear to god I will punch you in the taint.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6855353/

What's more fun than slavery? Nothing! What would you say that for just a few dollars you could get  ismelllikegamzee to be your slave for some time and really get into that awesome art?

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You heard it correctly, is holding a raffle and you better participate, ya hear?

Find out all about it right here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6849437/

Hey, want some free art? I know you fucking do, you jew, but here's an awesome person celebrating their birthday with a raffle wooo!  Fang-of-Fenrir
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Guilty or Innocent

RULE 1. You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 5-10 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.


1. Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent

2. Kissed one of your friends?
Innocent

3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent

4. Ever told a lie?
Guilty

5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
Guilty

6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty

7. Kissed a picture?
Guilty

8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty

9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty

10. Held a snake?
Guilty

11. Been suspended from school?
Innocent

12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
Innocent

13. Stolen something?
Guilty

14. Been fired from a job?
Innocent

15. Done something you regret?
Guilty

16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
Innocent

17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Innocent

18. Kissed in the rain?
Innocent

19. Sat on a roof top?
Innocent

20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent

21. Sang in the shower?
Guilty

22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent

23. Shaved your head?
Innocent

24. Slept naked?
Guilty

25. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Innocent

27. Been in a band?
Innocent

28. Shot a gun?
Innocent

29. Donated blood?
Innocent

30. Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent

31. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty

32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Guilty...

33. Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent

34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty

35. Been too honest?
Guilty as FUCK

36. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty

37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
Guilty

38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty

39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
Guilty

40. Joined a pageant?
Guilty

41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Innocent...

42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
Innocent

43. Cheated on someone?
Innocent

44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent

45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
Innocent

46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Innocent

47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Innocent

48. Thought about suicide?
Guilty

49. Thought about murder?
Innocent

50. How about Mass Murder?
Innocent

51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent

52. Stalked someone?
Guilty

53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Guilty

54. Gotten totally drunk during a holiday?
Innocent

Hey! There's some great art going out for FREEE (yes, you damn jews, FREE) so come on and join it here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16675791/

You read it well bitch, time to shower me in compliments and affection like I'm a newborn baby :U Only also a legal adult from now on

1. Do you snore?
No, although I occasionally speak in my sleep

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
I've never been in a physical fight, though I fought in other ways against certain things, I do tend to consider myself more of a lover though

3. What’s your worst fear?
I'd say it's being deaf/blind/amputated, it sorta scares me a lot

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
I was, but I had by far a lot more Playmobils, so yeah

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
I like it, but it's just not reality, it's another friggin tv show, I like it when it's funny like Big Brother Australia 2013 (loved that season) but I cannot give two craps about the "romance" of the contestants or anything. All in all it's a dumb concept, it's just TV and sometimes I enjoy it

6. Do you chew on your straws?
Nope!

7. Were you a cute baby?
Nah, I wasn't really that cute as a baby...

8. Is the single life for you?
I'd like to have something with someone one day, though I'm not sure that'll happen

9. What colour is your keyboard?
It's all white (call it blue and I will smack your face with a chair and razorblades)

10. Do you sing in the shower?
No, I take that crap to the next level, I lipsync in the shower

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
No, although I definitely would want to try that out

12. Any secret talents?
I'm really flexible, I can hold my hands and make my arms take the whole tour around my body

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Huge ass city with lots to see and that never sleeps. I'd like not to speak the language so I can learn it, so maybe Seoul, Tokio, Hong Kong, Moscow... Those parts

14. Can you swim?
Hell yes I can, I've been swimming since I was 5.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
No, never heard of it, to be honest...

17. Do you care about the ozone?
Yeah, it's the reason why I stopped using so many spray things like deodorant (I just use the ones you roll on now).

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
42

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
I can't even sing the alphabet in it's right order...

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yeah, quite a lot, and I absolutely love it (except Ryanair because OH GOD that was awful)

21. Are you a single child?
Yep, I am the only single child of my whole family

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Electronic for home use, manual for school (because I can't be arsed to bring that crap along)

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
It should be allowed only to control species number, and for eating purposes, you must use the body of the animal if you are killing it. So I do not see it as a sport at all, more of something that should be far more controlled

24. Is marriage in your future?
No, marriage is kinda meaningless for me

25. Do you like your handwriting?
Hell no, I write like a 16th century housewife that just started learning how to write

26. What are you allergic to?
Other people's bullshit, I have an instant reaction

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
About 5 minutes ago, I say that a lot.

28. Is Tupac still alive?
Is the moonlanding fake?

29. Do you cry at weddings?
Last time I cried at one was when this fat bitch stuck her goddamn heel on my toe, and I ended up bleeding from it

30. How do you like your eggs?
Fried, or scrambled, or in an omlette, or boiled... I really like eggs

31. Are blondes dumb?
Not all of them

32. Where does the other sock end up?
Austrian sex dungeon

33. What time is it?
Time for me to get my ass to school

34. Do you have a nickname?
Yes, and that's all I'm gonna say

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
Depends on where you live, here in Europe it's okay, but in the US it looks just ratched

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
A few days ago.

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers if I'm alone, baths if I have company

38. Is Santa Claus real?
Yes, he's in a most-wanted international list for crossing borders and sneaking into children's houses

39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
Fuck. Yes.

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Occasionally I will play a new horror game and like the manly man that I am I'll be afraid of it for a few days

41. What are you addicted to?
Porn, youtube, whatsapp and drinking ice cold milk.

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Nutella bitch.

43. Can you crack your neck?
Sometimes I crack it on accident

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Not yet, not something I'm ever looking forward to

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once, I just woke up.

46. Is drug free the way to be?
For me yes, I don't want to do anything, though I think that marijuana should be legal because it's no worse than cigarettes and people seem to like it a lot

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Yes, good luck waking me up, bitch.

48. What colour are your eyes?
Dark brown.

50. Do you like your life?
Eh, I'm working on it, it's kinda meh at the moment.

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
The Rock (it's shorter to spell).

52. Are you psychic
*shakes 8 ball* Ask me again later

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Nope, though I will at some point once I'm not so busy

54. Do you play any instruments?
Not properly.

55. Have you ever stolen money?
Never.

56. Can you snowboard?
Nope, I haven't seen snow up until last year.

57. Do you like camping?
No, screw camping if i don't have a friend.

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
No, though very rarely I might.

59. Do you believe in magic?
No, and screw your Disney references too

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Humans though, they can, like, provide fried chicken once in a while, that's pretty awesome

61. You believe in divorce?
Kinda? I believe it exists, but I don't even know why marriage or divorce is so official, it's just pieces of paper...

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Give me an Apollo 11 space mission and I will

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Not a lot, I take it to the extra mile and make ALL of them

64. Is it cold outside today?
I live near Paris, today it's been all of the season, it's sunny now, but there was friggin ice raining a few minutes ago

65. What was the last thing you ate?
Canned ravioli

66. Have you ever been kissed?
Yes

67. Do you shop at American Eagle?
No, I've never even seen that store over here

68. Favourite song at the moment?
Auferstandem aus Ruinen, I can't give two craps it's the DDR's anthem, it's really catchy and sounds really nice

69. Do you like your job?
NO.

70. Do you like your classes in school?
NO.

71. How do you like your meat cooked?
Medium rare.

72. Do you like these surveys.
Yeah it's definitely my stuff